>>38897
You sick fuck.
I laughed.

>>38896
I don't know man. Bouncing titties are pretty great.

>>38899
There's just so much comedy shoops for this episode.

MEANWHILE

GO GET'EM HANK!!

>Todd
>Toddtoddtoddtoddtoddtodd
>Everything's coming up Todd
>Todd
>Todd

Todd

What was the song that was playing during that pseudo-preview before the credits?

Don't have anything to say about the episode, because WHAT'S THERE TO DISCUSS?

>>38945
is this real or photoshop

>>38948
Half of those I think aren't even photoshop, just taken out of context from earlier scenes.

All those callbacks
It actually is a vacuum store
"Tomorrow"
"Flynn White"
Flynn refusing to be complicit in his father's crimes
Andrea
That last scene
THAT LAST FUCKING SCENE HOLY SHIT

Up until that last scene, I thought I had a pretty good idea where the series was going. Now I have no fucking clue and I both dread and anticipate finding out.

>>38951
>Up until that last scene, I thought I had a pretty good idea where the series was going.
That last scene pretty much rode home to where it was going the entire time. They said they wanted to make "Mr Deeds goes Scarface" and that's exactly where we are heading. But holy shit, yeah. That last scene.
Also, Todd is the best villain of Breaking Bad (you know, apart from Heisenberg). It's incredible how he managed to surpass Gus Fring in cold, uncaring menace without ever coming off as grandiose evil mastermind. He just kills women and children without a second thought, because it seems like the most logical thing to do. That boy is scary as fuck.

>>38953
Yeah, Todd if you met him you might even kinda like him or at least think he was harmless but if he wanted to he could shoot you and you'd not see it coming.

>>38953
The worst part is that he's almost nice even when he does horrible shit.
When he gave Jesse fucking ice cream I almost died.

"Hey there, I got you some ice cream, sport. Get some rest, you got a big day tomorrow!"

>>38956

The dude is an utter sociopath. If not an actual sociopath, he's definitely got some serious impairment in his moral and social centers. Like, when he said "sorry for your loss" after Hank died? Holy shit, that is the actions of a guy who really doesn't get why people say that, and just knows it's what people say when people they know lose somebody.

>>38948
>>38950
It's from one of the Dean Norris Funny or Die videos (the other one being the "Dean Norris spoils Breaking Bad" video upthread.) It pretty much has only one joke, but I did chuckle at it.

Gomie, I'm under a domie.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3312edf54c/hank-schrader-what-happens-next?rel=player

I'm surprised it took me so long to find this thread, I guess I don't venture off my regular boards often enough. Anyway, who's ready for the finale episode? I'm filled with anticipation and dread. Some characters are going to die, that's a given, but at this point I'm wondering if anyone will survive at all.

>>38988
I will stand by my statement like 4 threads ago that optimal ending is Flynn holding Holly standing next to Marie while everyone and thing else burns to the ground around them.

>>38989
How is Marie surviving optimal? She needs to die too.

>>38990
What's the worst she's done? Take money she honestly thought was gambling winnings and have kleptomania?

Just broke all the bads. I was looking forward to Walter being the one to tell Flynn about his drug problem and seeing Flynn explode, how he actually found out was underwhelming. Although, that confrontation between White, Skylar, and Flynn was fucking insane.

I don't have AMC, I got the half-season off of Amazon, so I'm seriously hoping they release the last episode as soon as it's done airing on TV.

Also, I wonder if Jessie realizes that almost everything bad that has happened this season is directly his fault. If he'd just gotten in the van, Hank and Gomie would be alive, Brock wouldn't be an orphan, his face wouldn't be cut to shreds, Walt would still have his "ideal", Huell wouldn't be waiting in a motel room, etc.

>>38992
Yeah, Marie is super low on the "bad person" scale. I have no problem with her surviving.

>>38995

Oh, I'm absolutely certain Jesse's aware of that. If there's anything Jesse's better at than cooking meth, it's self-recrimination.

"All the things that I did... You need to understand...
"I did it for me."

The best show.
And now it's over.

A fitting swan song, though it lacked the heart-thumping tension of some other episodes. I have to say, I'm happy that Jessie was able to make it out. I bet he goes on to adopt Brock and become a woodworker.

Do you guys think that Walt giving Jesse the gun was his way of atonement? The way I see it, either Jesse kills Walt, empowering him, or he refuses to do as Walt says, releasing any control Walt had over him. It will probably do better for Jesse in the long run to let Walt live a bit longer, especially since he did notice that Walt was already shot.

>>38999
Indeed. But it needed to end, because otherwise we'd wind up with Breaking Bad: The New Class.

>>39001
>Second spoiler
It definitely was. Especially when considering the "I want this." This is a broken Walter. This is a Walter that is just trying to make things right as much as he can when he knows he's fucked up so much. This is the most human that he has been in a very long time.

>>39001
>A fitting swan song, though it lacked the heart-thumping tension of some other episodes.

It was much more subdued than the build up lead me to expect, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. We see what Gilligan meant by "actions have their consequences" for most of the cast, and though we only saw the final end for Walt it's not that hard to fill in the blanks for everyone else.

I especially liked how Todd's death was a direct result of his own obliviousness to how much everyone hates him.

One thing that confused me though, is how Walt was wounded in that manner: the bullet seemed to have penetrated all the way through, but then why didn't it hit Jesse if they were piled on top of each other? To a lesser extent, so does how Lydia could be so lucid but still past the point where she could possibly survive (I'm assuming Walt wouldn't tell her if treatment was possible). But I'm not a toxicologist, maybe ricin really works like that.

Baby Blue - Badfinger

Man, that was great. You know, it's funny, but when Walt had those lasersights pointed at Gretchin and her husband, I couldn't help but think "Man, I bet they just had a couple of P.A.s stand out there with some laser pointers..." and then fucking Jesse's methhead friends hop in the car and I couldn't help but be amused.

I just want to say I'm really happy with how Todd died.

Fuck you, Todd, you piece of shit.

Fuck you.

I'm glad you're dead.

You were the worst.

Fuck you.

I didn't expect this amount of cathartis. Some of his future plans don't really seem that foolproof and he's not around to ensure that they succeed (which in some way might be a blessing), but he did cut off the loose ends that way. And I love that the only time he was truly at the top of the food chain was when he had nothing left to lose. It's the only time we've ever seen him be calm and collected, not driven by ego or fear.
I also wonder who called the cops in the end. It's a derelict airport, I doubt it was the neighbors. Was it Walt himself?

>>39004

It had only been like a day, if she bolted to a hospital like she almost certainly did she had an okay chance of survival...but then she would have to answer the awkward question of where she got ricined. Either she dies or goes to jail, either way works for Walt.

>>39008
I wouldn't be surprised if Lydia did. Realizing what happened, wanting to make sure Walt went down with her, she called the police with an anonymous "tip" after she got off the phone with Walter.

>>39010
In addition, if it was Lydia that called the police, I bet she full out told them that she was poisoned by Walt and then just allowed herself to succumb to the poison. Even if she got to a hospital and survived, her entire operation was now completely destroyed, meaning that her Columbian "friends" would likely take her out to tie up loose ends. Better that she just die than risk them coming after her daughter as well.

>>39011
Weren't her "friends" Czech?

>>39012
Yeah, you're probably right; I couldn't remember the actual country so I just threw one in.

>>39015
Holy shit. I know people that had or attended Breaking Bad "parties"/viewings last night, too; I doubt those were isolated incidents, so that number is at least 25% smaller than the real number of viewers (including those who got a live stream from friends, commercials and all.) Even just that number is about 1/30 of the nation.

NPR said that AMC was able to charge $250,000 per commercial during the airing, in addition to a promise to advertise on other AMC shows. http://www.npr.org/2013/09/30/227698487/the-last-word-in-business That's approaching Superbowl-level commercial fees.

>>39016
Good on them. Even beyond the cast and crew deserving those accolades, that should give AMC a lot of leverage when negotiating for increased ad revenue on high quality shows in the future.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/10/01/breaking-bad-scenes-they-always-wanted-to-shoot/

>JESSE PLEMONS (Todd): I would have liked to ride off into the sunset with Lydia on a crystal blue unicorn.

Based Todd.

>>39028
"Lydia, someone put a horn on your horse."

You know what the best part of Jesse strangling Todd was? The fact that right before it happened, you just KNOW he was going to gush at Walt about how cool that was.

Fucking psycho.

>>39045
I thought he was going to say "Mr. White, someone put a gun in your trunk." Because he is that thick.

OH RIGHT I JUST REMEMBERED. So in the final episode, Walt took his watch off and put it on top of a pay phone after calling the secretary about Gretchen and her husband. Why? Was he laying a trail of breadcrumbs for the DEA?

>>39049
Actually I recall Gilligan pointing out that specific shot was to clear up a continuity goof. Notice how Walt doesn't have his watch in the flash-forwards of "Live Free or Die" and "Blood Money"

>>39049

>>39051
This, but if you want to pretend you can always justify it as he no longer needed time since he knew he was going to be gone soon.

>>39028
>guns & sex

Damn I miss the show

Breaking Bad Season 5 - Alternate Ending

So is this as unrelentingly dark and depressing as it seems?
I'm not sure I have the energy for that.

>>39284
No.

It's worse than that. I assume you just started watching? If you can't handle the dark of the first season or two, you probably shouldn't continue.

>>39284

No, but it does go to very dark places.