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Finally saw it. Goddamn that was Spider-Man 3 levels of "I want my time back."
The movie was funny and had a lot of heart but that's where my interest stopped. It was chock full of bad decisions from left to right, top to bottom, nothing made any sense and they didn't even pretend that Tony was going to lose at any point.
Airing of butthurt grievances are as follows: 1) No Infinity Gauntlet/ring things? Fuck off. Come on, I was super psyched for some hokey science magic bullshit, and then they get grabbed by Thanos or something because it was all part of his plan in the after credits. Come ON. 2) Where was Shield Where was Shield Where was Shield Where was Shield WHERE WAS SHIELD THEY TOOK AIR FORCE ONE WHERE WAS SHIELD 3) Good call on the terrorism being a boogeyman, bad call on the vets being ticking time bombs (nice stereotyping there, so wait, they were just participating in an experiment but were willing to fight Iron Man to death in the climax because why exactly? A handsome scientist told them to?) 4) Oh holy shit you gave Pepper powers yes this is the best thing ever, wait fuck no why are you taking them away what are you doing how can this not be a lead-in to her being on Agents of Shield god dammit shit 5) Tony's anxiety just kind of. . . goes away? I guess? That was fast, good thing he didn't need any therapy, what a lucky guy 6) No Fin Fang Foom? Franchise dropped, dropped Marvel, dropped America, called the Army, called the President, called Stan Lee
And so on.
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