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31687 No. 31687
Marvel's The Avengers Super Bo…youtube thumb

This looks...really good.
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>> No. 31688
No, it looks cheesy as French shit.

At the very least, though, The Hulk makes for some good action scenes, doesn't he?
>> No. 31689
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31689
there are no words just screaming

well ok there's these words: fuck you moe
>> No. 31690
>I have an army
>We have a Hulk

[x]No Country for Told Men
[x]Toldeneye 64
[x]Maui Mallard in Told Shadow
[x]Batman: The Brave and the Told
>> No. 31691
>>31689
To be honest, maybe I'm just spoiled by the other amazing trailers that came out today.

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>> No. 31692
I honestly don't see how this movie could be good. I mean, I hope it is as much as the next guy, but there's too many character and too little time to give them all their proper due.

Not to mention we're probably going to be mainly dealing with LOKI, who is the worst character from the worst movie.

Still, finger's crossed.
>> No. 31693
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>>31692
>LOKI, who is the worst character from the worst movie.
>> No. 31694
>>31692
>Implying The Abomination wasn't the worst villain.
>Insinuating Captain America wasn't the worst movie.
>Inferring that Thor wasn't a lot better than you were expecting it to be.

But other than that, yeah, Joss Whedon makes shit films in general, and The Avengers doesn't really seem to mix the grounded with the fantastic as well as other Marvel movies. I mean, this is an awesome shot and all, but how can there be any sense of danger if Hawkeye and Black Widow are not only completely unharmed and capable,but are backed up by the perfect human being, the strongest living creature on Earth, the most advanced weapon in human history, and the God of Thunder?
>> No. 31695
I'd rather see a team-up of Loki, Red Skull, and (somehow, even though he died) Whiplash than Loki and an army of Skrulls.
>> No. 31696
>>31694
Well actually yeah you're right about The Abomination, but Loki is a close second. But not Thor was absolutely the worst, I didn't go with any expectations. Captain America I'd put at number 2 behind Iron Man 1.

>>31693
He's a BITCH. A whiny, insufferable, BITCH. There is not one enjoyable thing about him as a villain or as a character in general.
>> No. 31697
>>31696
And what makes him so insufferable? At what point does he ever whine?
>> No. 31698
>>31697
His entire motivation is "waaah daddy doesn't love me"
>> No. 31699
>>31698
It's actually completely understandable in the context of the movie.
>> No. 31702
>>31687
This looks cool.

>>31691
This is gong to be Transformers 4.
>> No. 31703
>>31692

>but there's too many character and too little time to give them all their proper due

Funny you should mention that. Here's a quote from Whedon himself about whose perspective Avengers will be seen from:

>I set out with a very simple problem: There is no reason for these people to be in the same movie. So that's what my movie has to be about. So much of the movie takes place from Steve Rogers' perspective, since he's the guy who just woke up and sees this weird ass world. Everyone else has been living in it.
>> No. 31704
>>31702
Transformers 4: The Rise of Tidal Wave.
>> No. 31711
>>31704
Transformers 4: Liam Neeson Fighting Giant Robots
>> No. 31714
>>31691
Liam Neeson better say YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP.
>> No. 31715
>>31714
Well then, we finally have a contender for being better than "TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT."

Darkman (7/11) Movie CLIP - Th…youtube thumb
>> No. 31716
>>31711
>>31714

http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2012/01/31/liam-neeson/
>> No. 31718
This whole trailer has me far more excited than I am for Batman. Everything about this movie looks amazing.

>>31694
>Joss Whedon makes shit films in general
Haha, WRONG. Everything about that statement is wrong.
>> No. 31719
>>31690
You should have said
>Marvel's The Avengers Super Told XLVI Commercial (Extended)
>> No. 31720
I wish Whedon wasn't involved just so that I wouldn't have to deal with the people I know jizzing their pants over this movie purely because Whedon.
>> No. 31721
>>31720
Boo-fucking-hoo. I don't like the directors fans. WAAAAHHH!
>> No. 31722
>>31721
Aren't you the guy who loved Dragonball Evolution?
>> No. 31723
>>31722
He is, but he's right about this.
>> No. 31724
>>31721
>Boo-fucking-hoo. I don't like the directors fans. WAAAAHHH!
I want people to like a movie for its own merits, not because they're jerking off over their fan worship of the director.
>> No. 31726
>>31724
>I want people to like a movie for its own merits, not because they're jerking off over their fan worship of the director.
Why do you give a fuck why or even whether other people like the same movie you do?

Anyway, knowing that the creator of a work has made other works you enjoyed in the past is a pretty good way of figuring out whether you'll enjoy it. It's not a 100% assurance, but I know, for example, that if I see a new book by Terry Pratchett I don't have to worry much over whether or not I'll enjoy it. Why is it some sort of sin in your eyes to look for movies you'll like in the same way?
>> No. 31727
>>31724
>I want people to like it the way *I* like it because that's best. No one should like it for their own reasons.

That about right, dude?
>> No. 31728
>>31726
Joss Whedon made Alien Resurrection and ruined Runaways. I don't trust him at all for this.
>> No. 31729
>>31727
Yeah, that's pretty much what I think. Hope that's not a problem with ya.
>> No. 31730
>>31726
>Why do you give a fuck why or even whether other people like the same movie you do?
Why not give a fuck?

If any opinion on a movie is valid, then any opinion is valid. Therefore, my opinion of someone else's opinion is also valid.

The fact that you're dismissing my opinion as bad means that you think it is justifiable to dismiss someone's opinion as bad.
>> No. 31731
I enjoyed the trailer. I really hate Cap's costume. How does it keep getting worse?
>> No. 31732
>>31728
Whedon was forced to do over 7 rewrites for Alien Ressurection. Blame studio meddling for that.

Whedon ALSO did Astonishing X-Men and Firefly. So, he's got a good track record with me. Though, I'm not a Buffy fan.

>>31730
All I'm getting out of that is "Hey, I'm right, listen to me"
>> No. 31733
>>31732
I'm getting the same vibe out of you, man.
>> No. 31734
>>31728
>Joss Whedon made Alien Resurrection and ruined Runaways. I don't trust him at all for this.
And yet Vaughn is on record as saying that Runaways was written to be like a Joss Whedon series in comic book form. But honestly, I blame Whedon for Runaways less than I just blame the fact that it would've probably worked best as a miniseries from the start. Once the Pride was beaten, was there really any reason to keep going other than milking a franchise?
>> No. 31735
>>31691

Wasn't aware TF4 was comming out.

Anyway, my boner for The Avengers is maximum.

DAT HULK.
>> No. 31736
>>31711

Sadly, it doesn't seem like Neeson is the one kicking alien ass.

>>31714
>>31715

That would convince me of seeing Battleship.
>> No. 31741
>>31728
Joss Whedon didn't 'make' Alien: Resurrection. Jean-Pierre Jeunet did. Whedon wrote the original screenplay for it, but it was 20th Century Fox and Jeunet who changed and controlled how it turned out. Whedon's original vision of it isn't even remotely close to the movie we got.

Also, I don't think Whedon 'ruined' Runaways at all.
>> No. 31742
I think... I'm more looking forward to The Avengers being done than actually seeing it in theaters. I want the Marvel Studios movies to be self-contained again, instead of vehicles used to promote The Avengers. One of the many problems with Iron Man 2 was how it readjusted its tone to fit the fantasy world of The Avengers; leaving behind the successful down-to-earth vibe from the original film. Thor didn't have much to say as a film, other than 'Thor's going to be in The Avenger". Captain America was a film that stood on its own two feet for the most part, but tripped over itself near the end, as it had to remind everyone what the whole world already knew: Captain America is going to be in The Avengers.

I do hope The Avengers lives up to the hype, considering how heavy Marvel Studios has been promoting the film, but everything I've seen so far leads me to believe this will be a movie for the fans and fans alone. Marvel hiring "fan favorite" writer, Joss Whedon, to direct The Avengers only cements this feeling further.

And before I go, I just want to post this lovely video of Yahtzee explaining his beef with Whedon and his writing style:

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>> No. 31743
>>31742
This seems more like him shitting around with his friends than actually breaking anything down.
>> No. 31744
This will be the best movie of the year.
>> No. 31747
>>31742

>Thor didn't have much to say as a film, other than 'Thor's going to be in The Avenger". Captain America was a film that stood on its own two feet for the most part, but tripped over itself near the end, as it had to remind everyone what the whole world already knew: Captain America is going to be in The Avengers.

Yeah, I disagree.

Both of those stand well enough on their feet. And are significantly more in line with IM in terms of promoting The Avengers (that's it, small character bits in the movie with a big reveal in the credits).
>> No. 31748
>>31747
The post credit's sequence of Captain America is LITERALLY a trailer.
>> No. 31749
>>31748

Your point?
>> No. 31754
>>31748
It still had a self-contained plot: all the major plot threads besides that one were brought up and ended in the same film.
>> No. 31759
>>31748
That's why it's behind the credits, not part of the main film.
>> No. 31763
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>>31742
>And before I go, I just want to post this lovely video of Yahtzee explaining his beef with Whedon and his writing style:
>2012
>giving a shit about Yahtzee
>> No. 31764
>>31748
Was it ever confirmed if the final scene in Captain America, where Steve wakes up in today's world, would have been shown after the credits if it wasn't for The Avengers trailer? I remember the transition from kids pretending to be Captain America to Steve waking up in the hospital being so awkwardly long, so that might have explained why.
>> No. 31820
Ladies, listen-- Ladies! LADIES. I think you're all missing the point here.

Moe said that Captain America, The Best Comic Book-y Comic Book Movie Of All Time (Official title), was the worst Marvel movie and he is clearly wrong.
>> No. 31821
You're right! Blade III is.
>> No. 31826
>>31821
What about the original Fantastic Four? As in, not even the one from the 2000's--the OLD one. The one so bad they refused to even release it so you can only watch it on bootleg.
>> No. 31827
>>31826
Actually that was just some financial ruse to get a hold of the rights, with some tax cuts added here and there and yadda yadda yadda and the producers were the only ones in on it, and the actors really thought they were making a film and they're totally good sports about it, going to conventions talking about it, that sort of thing...
>> No. 31837
>>31826
You're clearly wrong.
Nick Fury: Agent of Shield starring David Hasslehoff is the best.
>> No. 31852
>>31820
Eehhhhhhhh....

I liked it and all, but I wouldn't say it was the best comic book movie. Let alone best Marvel one.
>> No. 31863
>>31852

I would.
>> No. 31889
It annoys me how long Thor's hair has gotten. Its all scraggly and unkempt. I liked better in...the Thor movie. Oh well, I guess.
>> No. 31932
>>31889
Dude misses his woman, no surprise he'd let his hygiene go.
Of course, I have no clue why he has that much affection for her in the first place....
>> No. 31935
>>31932
>Of course, I have no clue why he has that much affection for her in the first place....
Because she's cute and reminds him of the chick from V for Vendetta.
>> No. 31957
>>31932

Because she's Natalie Portman, you idiot.
>> No. 31958
>>31932

Because she's Natalie Portman, you idiot.
>> No. 31960
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>>31957
>>31958
Why would anyone be attracted to Natalie Portman? That's gay.
>> No. 31961
>>31960
No, U R.
>> No. 31962
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>>31961
>> No. 32068
Soooooo....how about that new trailer. Pretty ace, huh?
>> No. 32073
>>32068
Coo, but when and why did they add the word "Assemble" to the title?
>> No. 32076
>>32073
In Britain, The Avengers are TV spies.
>> No. 32093
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>>32076
There was also this movie, which is arguably one of the worst ever made.
>> No. 32096
>>32076
And said show was popular around the world. Hell, it's the first thing my mother associates with the word Avengers.
>> No. 32099
>>32093
I only saw that on tv because I thought it was tied to marvel. Turns out I was wrong!
>> No. 32100
>>32096
Yeah, it's pretty much the first thing that comes to my mind when someone says "The Avengers" as well.

Hey, I have a question, what are they "avenging" exactly?
>> No. 32106
Avengers Trailer HD (1960's Marvel Animation)youtube thumb
>> No. 32113
>>32100
Well the Marvel Avengers...

The first adventure features the Asgardian trickster god Loki, who seeks revenge against his brother Thor. Using an illusion, Loki tricks the Hulk into destroying a railroad track. He then diverts a radio call by Rick Jones for help to Thor, whom Loki hopes will battle the Hulk. Unknown to Loki, the radio call is also answered by Ant-Man, the Wasp, and Iron Man. After an initial misunderstanding, the heroes unite and defeat Loki after Thor is lured away by an illusion of the Hulk and suspects Loki when he realises it is an illusion. Ant-Man states the five work well together and suggests they form a combined team; the Wasp names the group "the Avengers" because it sounded "dramatic".[11]
>> No. 32120
>>32113
...the canon excuse for calling themselves the Avengers was because it sounded cool?

That's...refreshingly honest.
>> No. 32126
>>32120
It's also why I feel no Hank and Jan hurts the movie, but I can wave that since Movie!Tony is as cheeky as Jan and can easily say something like that.
>> No. 32129
>>32126
>It's also why I feel no Hank and Jan hurts the movie

Wait, what? Aren't they supposed to be played by Nathan Fillion and Eva Longoria?
>> No. 32135
Hulk definatly looks better than he did than in the last interpritation.
>> No. 32172
>>32126

I don't think their absence hurt things at all.

Hank and Janet need to be properly introduced.

You can't just drop them in the Avengers like one can do for Clint and Natasha being Shield operatives.
>> No. 32186
I am so glad giantman/antman and wasp aren't in the movie. They are so fucking goofy and no one seems to realize this. They're exemplify the reason the Avengers were third fiddle to X-Men and FF for so many years. I.E. shit ideas for characters. "WHOA I can talk to ants and grow lare WHHOOA." They would have hurt the movie...
>> No. 32187
>>32186
Misspellings and poor sentence structure weaken your argument entirely.
>> No. 32196
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>>32186
>> No. 32197
It's kind of a glaring fault to not have Hank and Jan but it's also understandable.

They haven't had an Antman movie yet. It took them five movies to establish the characters we got and ultimately one more movie between us and this movie would either make fans tired of the teasers or put so much buildup behind that everyone will have impossible expectations.

It's upsetting, sure, but Marvel are clearly working their media machine to make these two characters high profile enough to be in Avengers 2.
>> No. 32247
Japanese trailer featuring the Helicarrier


http://special.movies.yahoo.co.jp/detail/20120315076798/
>> No. 32250
>>32197
Woulda been neat to see Hank be SHIELD's resident "Wacky Scientist".

Tony Stark explores the helicarrier.

Stumbles across lab where this man in an elaborate helmet is speaking in long, drawn out simple sentences to an ant farm.

"What?"

Hank turns rapidly, the weight of the helmet throwing off his balance slightly. He fumbles to take it off.

"OH! Hello Mr. Stark! It's a pleasure to meet you sir!"

Goes to shake Tony's hand, realizes it's covered in some manner of filth. Starts to wipe his hands on his lab coat.

"I'm certain it is."
>> No. 32251
>>32250
A couple of scenes of them teasing him and then Jan walks in, Tony immediately starts hitting on her and she looks him up and down, give a "Come on, really?" face, half circles around him and goes over to Hank and rather than just macking on him she talks to him about his work for a couple lines as he finishes and he asks her how her designs are coming and then they have a nice kiss and Tony just backs out of the room.
>> No. 32252
>>32250
>>32251
The Avengers are working up toward the Big Climax of the movie or whatever.

"You know Mr. Stark, I've been working on these Pym Particles that could let us--"
"That's nice Harry, but I've got to go stop Steve from getting himself shot."
(walks off)
"...it's Hank."
>> No. 32507
Dat ending
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>> No. 32556
Word's going around from viewers at the premiere that Loki's Army is indeed the Chitauri
>> No. 32563
I'm still hoping for a Red Skull cameo. I liked him better than Loki. No Freudian excuse, and more manpower than magic- so he's more "real" to me.

Also his "death" was bullshit and total sequel fodder.
>> No. 32565
>>32563
Keeping in mind he'd probably be about a hundred by now even if he did survive. I suppose the super soldier stuff could keep him young though.
>> No. 32592
>>32565
It's perfectly possible that the cube didn't just hurl him away thorough space, but also in time.
>> No. 32608
>>32556
They were from Ultimates right? Were they in any 616 stories?
>> No. 32609
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>>32608
In Ultimate Marvel, they're a crazy religious sect of the Skrulls, I believe. Not sure if they have 616 counterparts.
>> No. 32619
After watching the A:EMH cartoon I want a Wasp movie more then a Antman one.
More girls n powers on the team.
And does Fox have the lock on evreything mutant(X-men) related or can she keep her the Ultimate origin?
As well as some randow super power baddys and you know, the twins.
>> No. 32625
>>32609
In 616, weren't the "regular" skrulls we were used to the Religious Fanatics? I seem to recall Xavin bringing up the distinction between sane skrulls and evil skrulls, and I thought it was some sort of religion based around their evil queen.
>> No. 32626
>>32625
You're seriously looking for canon significance in a modern event comic?
>> No. 32666
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http://www.boxofficemagazine.com/reviews/2012-04-marvels-the-avengers

>If such a thing can be said about a $220 million dollar blockbuster, The Avengers needs more ambition. Sure, it's fine for most films to host their battle royale in downtown Manhattan, but the superfriends deserve more. Prehistoric metal monsters smashing up skyscrapers? We've seen that before. For Avengers 2 (because there will inevitably be an Avengers 2) ask not what Michael Bay would do to New York—ask what Hieronymus Bosch would do to anywhere he damn well pleased. A film from a comic universe has no limits to its creativity. At least, one bold scene in The Avengers has no limits to its audacity. In an early display of Loki's strength, he touches down in Germany and forces the people to their knees. "You were made to be ruled," he sneers at the citizens of Stuttgart. Only one man stands: a Holocaust survivor. We know the villains of earth. Give us more about the villains—and heroes—of our imagination.
>> No. 32667
>>32666
So what were they expecting, exactly?
>> No. 32668
>>32667
I guess they wanted Cosmic Marvel.
>> No. 32670
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>>32625
They had different motivations, I think. It's been a while, so I'm not the most reliable source. I think the Chitauri wanted to make all life in the universe the same thing, and the SI Skrulls believed Earth was promised to them by a God or something.
You might just want to google or wiki it to make sure though. I'm pretty sure there was a definite difference.
>> No. 32678
>>32556
Well, I suppose that's... okay.
I was trying to decide if they were supposed to be some mechanical Svartalf or not.

The only thing that makes me wonder at it then, is the gigantic mecha snake that was clearly meant to evoke Jormangandr.
>> No. 32697
>>32197
No it's not a glaring flaw. What the fuck are you talking about?
>> No. 32715
Well, I've seen it, and it was pretty awesome. Emotional parts were cheesy as all hell, but boy, the action, the banter and the comedic parts (don't go see this film if you want a rather severe superhero film) were all top-notch. What striked me most was the impression of utter violence that gave me the Hulk in his spotlight scenes. Anyway, I found Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo's overall performances to be the best, I did not expect that from Johansson. And Mark Ruffalo's quirks when portraying Dr Banner lessened a great deal my regret of not seeing Edward Norton in his role. Some might find Tony Stark a bit out of character for a moment or two, but I actually found he was closer to the comics portrayal (discounting Civil War) this way.

Overall, a good experience.
>> No. 32717
>>32668

WELL...

BTW, watched this yesterday. Loved it. The Hulk steals all the scenes he's in. Tony is amusing as always. And I loved the Son of Coul. Hell, even Hawkeye and Black Widow work, in the middle of all this. It's amazing.
>> No. 32718
>>32556
Not a really big spoiler.
What's funny is that one of the last thing we know about in this film is one of the first thing we learn once watching it.
>> No. 32719
>>32717
Yep, I was less than convinced by Hawkeye, but I actually find him pretty awesome. Though he clearly wasn't the star of the show. RDJ's Tony Stark and Ruffalo's Banner & Hulk stole everything.
>> No. 32720
Why did it have to be Coulson? ;_;

Loki "Vs" (if you can call it that) Hulk was the best scene in the entire film
>> No. 32722
>>32720
Meh, I prefered his other action shots.
>> No. 32750
Seen it, love it.
Cant wait for more, with MR. FLIRTY
Also where was Warmachine? No spoiler but I asking you, where?
>> No. 32751
>>32750
There was no mention of him, which was a bit odd.
>> No. 32752
Seeing the early posts in this thread....

I think some people are in sore need to show some retractions.
>> No. 32753
>>32135
> Hulk definatly looks better than he did than in the last interpritation.

I say he is a vast improvement over both the 2003 and 2008 CGI Hulks. It's like they took the best aspects of both versions of the character, discarded everything that was wrong, and mixed into a giant green mass of badass and smash-your-shit-up.
>> No. 32755
I get to go to the midnight premier for free. Hooray for that.

Still kind of disappointed with the costume design for Cap and Hawkeye, but I'll learn to deal with it. Looks like it's gonna be a lot of fun.
>> No. 32758
>>32751
I know right!
If they gave Thor's girlfriend a "were is she scene" but nothing about Tonys bromans. The hell.
Maybe they filmed it but cut it because they did not want the movie to be too long.
Its not like we watch all of the movies in a row waiting for it.
But he better be in A2!
Alone with The Wasp.
>> No. 32765
I was talking to someone who said he would have preferred them to focus their full energy on the movies leading up to Avengers, and then begin work on an Avengers movie only after they were all done- because he felt Captain America was slightly rushed.

I liked it and Thor, but I can't disagree with them.
>> No. 32766
>>32765
Yea Cap "The First Avenger" Really feels like Avengers Part 1 since it basically leads into the Avengers movie itself. I don't mind that but it does feel like part of a really long epic then a standalone piece.
>> No. 32767
>>32750
Rhodey's a military man. he still has to answer to someone who probably answers to one of those guys on the screens who was trying to shut down Fury's shit

where on the other hand Tony, as he like to remind people a lot, answers to no one.

...well except Pepper
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>>32758
>Its not like we watch all of the movies in a row waiting for it.
>But he better be in A2!
>Alone with The Wasp.

Oh T4 you filthy shipper~
>> No. 32786
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>>32768
>> No. 32790
>Dat Avengers rap

Hasbro Launches TV Spot For Avengers Toys.wmvyoutube thumb
>> No. 32812
New Disney's Armchair Archivist video is focused on Avengers props. Has a little bit of Ruffalo's reaction to seeing the Hulk maquette the first time.

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>> No. 32826
WHERE ARE MY TWINS
>> No. 32830
>>32826
Over at FOX along with the X-men.
>> No. 32832
Verdict on The Avengers:

Some of the scenes were good, but all in all, the movie had wonky pacing and inconsistent dialogue quality. The core story was really just an excuse to get the characters together. It's probably my least favorite Marvel movie so far, next to Captain America.
>> No. 32833
>>32832
>wonky pacing and inconsistent dialogue quality.

Sooo... Joss Whedon?
>> No. 32834
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>>Dat After Credit Scene

Me and at least 5 others in the theater said "Oh Fuck" in near perfect unison.
>> No. 32835
>>32832
Just like any comics event ever so? Well, at least the action was breathtaking, and that's about the only reason I'd pay for a movie nowadays.
>> No. 32836
>>32833
Yeah, it took too long to find its tempo. It moved quick enough, but you didn't feel invested for a while.

>>32834
I'm not sure which one you're talking about, but I want some damn shawarma now
>> No. 32837
New favorite movie. Fuck the haters.
>> No. 32839
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>>32836
>> No. 32840
http://calamityjon.tumblr.com/post/21851744946/the-avengers-opens-in-theaters-in-the-us-on-may

>The Avengers opens in theaters in the US on May 4th, and it’s going to do blockbuster business. The individual films featuring these characters have already grossed more than $2.2 billion dollars - that’s greater than the Gross National Product of almost half the countries on Earth - and it’s not unlikely that The Avengers will earn a hundred million dollars on its opening day alone.

>This represents a pretty big payday to a lot of people - the actors, obviously, will take home pretty big paychecks. The director and the writers are well-compensated, and certainly the executives who greenlighted this project get to sit back and rake in large bonuses and healthy salaries.

>Well, you know where this is going; shamefully, the people who aren’t making a big profit from these movies are the people (and the families of the people) who did the essential work of creating them in the first place. It’s not just Jack Kirby, either, or (Black Widow and Hawkeye co-creator) Don Heck, but also Steve Engelhart, Peter David, Herb Trimpe, Jim Steranko, Roy Thomas and dozens more - the artists and writers who refined and defined the characters appearing in this movie, who fleshed out the original creations and molded them into the figures we cheer for when we see them on the screen...

>So how about this: You’re probably going to go see The Avengers and, judging by the early reviews, you’ll probably enjoy it. How about - as a thank you to the creators who brought you these characters in the first place, who gave you something to enjoy so much - you match your ticket price as a donation to The Hero Initiative?

>THIS is a charity which provides essential financial assistance to comic book professionals who have fallen on hard times; for decades, the comic industry provided no financial safety net to its employees, most of whom it regarded only as freelancers and journeymen, meaning they were offered no health insurance, no unemployment insurance, no retirement plans - none of the financial support most of us enjoy from our jobs and careers. A small donation will help this agency provide a valuable safety net in times of need to these beloved entertainers.

>I don’t plan on seeing The Avengers, but I’ve donated $15 - the price of a 3-D ticket - to Hero. If every concerned comic fan - every superhero aficionado who learned to live by the lessons of altruism and sacrifice taught by these comics - donated the price of their ticket, well, it may not hit a billion dollars but it’ll bring in a lot of money for a good and relevant cause.
>> No. 32842
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32842
Just got back from the theaters. Avengers is an excellent comic book movie and summer blockbuster. As far as ranking the Marvel movies go, just don't. I wish Hawkeye was a little more interesting. I'm actually surprised Hulk managed to steal the show like that. OH MAN THAT TEASER OH SHIT. Thanos coming into the mix makes me think Loki's going to show up again. The infinity gauntlet is still in Asgard after all.

Here's hoping Warner Bros smells the money and starts green-lighting JLA movies and whatnot.
>> No. 32845
>Here's hoping Warner Bros smells the money and starts green-lighting JLA movies and whatnot.

Here's hoping they fucking don't. Although I would love to see another Green Lantern level failure. 200 mil budget and 19 mil in profit. LMAO. Atta boy DC!!
>> No. 32846
>>32845

Yes because god forbid people try making good superhero movies after failures.

Ya know. I think Marvel should've just given up with this whole "movies" bullshit after that first Captain America trainwreck they had in 1990's.

10 million dollars for THAT piece of shit? Please. Should stay out of that movie market.
>> No. 32847
>>32842
>I wish Hawkeye was a little more interesting.

That can't happen without ditching all this Ultimate-inspired "Hawkeye is a SHIELD agent" stuff.

616 Hawkeye is cool because he is a crazy person. He sees Iron Man on TV, goes "pfft, not impressed" and resolves to show the guy up with a fucking bow and arrow. He basically seduces Black Widow into defecting from the Soviet Union. He gets dragged into the Avengers by saving Jarvis from a mugging. He picks fights with Captain America because he's got issues with authority. He quits the Avengers almost constantly, because he possibly has a worse temper than Bruce Banner. He marries women after knowing them three days. When he gets told to stay out of the way in big stupid cosmic battles, he just steals Pym Particles and rips off a discarded Ant-Man pseudonym. At one point, THIS was his costume.

Hawkeye is a fucking lunatic. And a lot of it has to do with the fact that his origin is "he was a carnie who did archery sharpshooting, and figured that was enough to be a superhero".
>> No. 32848
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>>32842
>I wish Hawkeye was a little more interesting.

That can't happen without ditching all this Ultimate-inspired "Hawkeye is a SHIELD agent" stuff.

616 Hawkeye is cool because he is a crazy person. He sees Iron Man on TV, goes "pfft, not impressed" and resolves to show the guy up with a fucking bow and arrow. He basically seduces Black Widow into defecting from the Soviet Union. He gets dragged into the Avengers by saving Jarvis from a mugging. He picks fights with Captain America because he's got issues with authority. He quits the Avengers almost constantly, because he possibly has a worse temper than Bruce Banner. He marries women after knowing them three days. When he gets told to stay out of the way in big stupid cosmic battles, he just steals Pym Particles and rips off a discarded Ant-Man pseudonym. At one point, THIS was his costume.

Hawkeye is a fucking lunatic. And a lot of it has to do with the fact that his origin is "he was a carnie who did archery sharpshooting, and figured that was enough to be a superhero".
>> No. 32849
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The Avengers were unsuccessful in dethroning Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 in midnight record sales:

http://www.deadline.com/2012/05/avengers-now-260-5m-overseas-could-reach-585m-worldwide-through-sund
ay-with-u-s-canada-russia-china-openings/
>> No. 32852
Hawkeye isn't "cool" in any universe. I don't know where you getting that shit from.
>> No. 32854
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>>32842
How the Tease was set up just made me want to scream and laugh at the same time.

“Humans… they are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them… is to court death.”

"I'll do more than Court her . . ."

>> No. 32859
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32859
Why did they give Thor's line to Black Widow? Unlike Hank and Janet, he's actually there.
>> No. 32861
The problem with Hawkeye in the movie was that he spent 2/3 of it under mind control, so we technically barely see him BEING Hawkeye.

He still kicked ass, though. The whole arrow scene with Loki was (IMO of course) a better SHUT UP moment than Hulk's PUNY GOD bit.
>> No. 32863
>>32859
Because she needed more lines?
Also the midnights has begone!
http://thecinemasnob.com/2012/05/04/midnight-screening-the-avengers.aspx
And where the hell do you buy 2D glasses?
>> No. 32864
>>People complaining the heroes should be held responsible for the damages wrought by the Chitauri.

Stay classy marvel citizens.
>> No. 32865
>>32864
How I hate marvel civilians.
>> No. 32866
Holy shit, just saw this last night. Dem post credit scenes. This movie is just bloody wonderful.
>> No. 32867
>>32865
DC people are thankful they survived and Marvel..well marvel is very unstable. They may root for you one minute and the next minute they want to string you up.
>> No. 32873
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DC has the best citizens because of the Twin City residents who are basically the best people, they realized all the destruction The Flashes battles cause are a great boom for the economy because almost no one ever dies in them and the rebuilding actually creates jobs, while the Flash is also able to create temporary housing or rebuild anything destroyed.

As a result of this, The Flash is both a national hero and the Twin Cities have erected the Flash museum in his honor, the building, maintenance and tourism of which also creating numerous jobs and revenue.

This is why they are the best citizens, unlike Marvel Citizens who are just...retarded is the only adequate word for it or even the citizens of DC on a larger note who simply go about their day content to know they have protectors by and large with a vocal minority which the heroes often try to listen to and work with, Twin City citizens make The Flash a vital component of their lives and massively prosper because of it.
>> No. 32874
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I just got back home from seeing The Avengers. Overall, I thought the film was alright. It wasn’t the train wreck I feared it would be, but it wasn’t the masterpiece that Marvel fans are claiming it to be either. My sentiment towards The Avengers is similar to how I feel about Captain America and the Marvel films before it: It’s a well made film that fun to watch in theatres (although The Avengers mostly looked like a film suited for the small screen, than big.), but it doesn’t stick with you at the end of the day.

Like I said before, the story is pretty straightforward. The unmemorable Loki pops out of the All Spark—er, I mean Cosmic Cube and sets up everything he needs to unleash his alien army onto the world. The Avengers are formed and work together to stop Loki, before turning against one another and then settling their differences afterward… until they turn on one another again, and then are later guilt tripped into working together again. Loki unleashes his army of… something and The Avengers take ‘em on and win. Everybody’s happy; everybody eats a shawarma. I don’t blame director Joss Whedon for the simplistic plot. When working with an ensemble cast of superheroes with their own unique power, world, and rules that come with it, it makes sense to take it easy in your first go-around. What I can blame on Whedon is the little effort made to make the audience feel like they haven’t seen this movie before. The dialogue is often bland or forgettable; the hit-or-miss humor is too frequent; and the story feels like it’s doing everything it can to avoid the inevitable “Avengers working together to stop the alien invaders” act, until it forcibly gets there. When it does get there, however, the film feels more naturally paced than the previous two acts and is more enjoyable because of it.

One of my worries for this film was how the writers were going to introduce these characters from past Marvel movies and not make the audience feel like they’ve missed something when watching them in action. With the exception of Thor—who is back on Earth… somehow, despite the ending of his self-titled film—the audience are given enough information needed about these Marvel superheroes. Characters like Captain America haven’t really evolved that much after their respected films and remain static throughout this one. And excluding the third act of the movie, the heroes rarely light up together or individually onscreen. Sure, Iron Man is always a thrill to watch, but that’s because Robert Downey Jr. throws away his scrip and improvises away. There are some good character-building scenes like Tony broing it up with Bruce Banner (and trying to provoke the jolly green giant out of him), but the film is driven more by its predictable plot than its characters.

Despite my negative tone in this review, I didn’t hate The Avengers. The Avengers is fine for what it’s trying to be, but I wish it strived to be more. Marvel Studios has proven they know how to make a tasty cheeseburger, but how about making a delicious steak instead?
>> No. 32875
>>32874
>who is back on Earth… somehow,
Loki: How much Dark Energy did Odin have to conjure up to get you here now that the Bifrost is broken.

... I'd also like to know what TV shows or movies you watch that make Avengers seem like that. I really would. No really I mean that sincerely cause I feel like I'm completely missing out here whenever anyone says that.
>> No. 32876
>>32874
hee hee, I can't tell if you're a troll or just slightly autistic. Well done!
>> No. 32877
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FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCK THAT WAS TOO MUCH FUN

I want to see it again and I just fucking saw it. The movie was long but it didn't feel long. It was exciting and it was cool and the action was great. I wish there was more hawkeye character development, but god damn the only thing I can say to describe this movie is "fun."

OH GOD THAT SCENE WITH THANOS MY GOD I'M FUCKING EXCITED HOLY SHIT.
>> No. 32878
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Pic is because there was lots of quantum physics in the movie.

>>32877
THIS. ALL OF IT.

I dug the way the characters interacted, the little relationships they developed between each other and how they acted as a whole group.

Also, not only am I putting the next bit under spoiler, I'm telling you if you haven't watched the movie yet, don't scroll over it: Y U die, Coulson, Y?! *sob* You went out like a boss taking on Loki, but goddamn it, I never expected you to die!!

Now for the Ant-man movie so Hank and Jan can make an appearance as Ant-man and Wasp in the next Avengers movie (and then Hank, Tony and Bruce can be science buddies).
>> No. 32879
I thought that movie was great. I'll need to watch it again to see what I missed because I was too blown away by how spectacular the action was.

I was disappointed when I heard Norton was playing Banner again, but Ruffalo did a great job.
>> No. 32880
>>32873
>The Flash rebuilds their shit
That's why they loved him. Tony MIGHT be rebuilding most of New York. But he's making a show of rebuilding his tower. I'm not saying one group is better than the other, but, c'mon.
>> No. 32881
>>32879
>I was too blown away by how spectacular the action was.

I feel like given special mention that this is one of the only movies with fairly long/strung-together action scenes that don't flounder out or give me a headache.
>> No. 32883
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>>32876
...or maybe he wasn't big on the movie...? You can't not like something anymore?
>> No. 32884
>>32867
>They may root for you one minute and the next minute they want to string you up.
That sounds an awful lot like how public opinion works in the real world.
>> No. 32885
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>>32864
Not all of them are bad:

DAT one Old German who got up

Loki: (to the crowd) In the end you will always kneel!
Old Man: (gets up) Not to men like you.
Loki: There are no men like me.
Old Man: There are always men like you.

Pretty damn boss in my opinion.
>> No. 32886
Got back from seeing it about an hour ago. Holy shit that was really good. Even after all the gushing and building up I've seen on Facebook and all over everything for the last week or so, it still was better than I expected. AND MOTHER FUCKING THANOS, OH SHIT!
>> No. 32889
http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.se/2012/05/vlog-5-4-12-avengers.html
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/05/04/vlog-5-4-12-the-avengers/
Wow, both on the same day with the same lame joke...
>> No. 32890
>>32889
>Spoony and Linkara
>being shitty

Not surprised.
>> No. 32892
>>32875
It was a weak explanation, given how the ending of Thor emphasized how the destroyed Rainbow Bridge would cut Thor's ties with Earth forever. Thor should have ended with Thor stuck on Earth, instead of Asgard.

As for the TV thing... it's hard to explain, but the way the characters are positioned and fights are choreographed looked like they were filmed with a TV screen' mind, not a movie theater's. Kinda like the recent Star Trek film.
>> No. 32895
>>32892
My guess would be that comes down to both Joss and J.J. being more used to directing for television than for film.
>> No. 32896
>>32890
Hey now, Spoony isn't that shitty.
>> No. 32898
Hulk and Stark made that movie.
>> No. 32899
That was a fun movie. And a lot longer than I thought it would be.
>> No. 32901
Just got back from seeing it.

...can Joss write the screenplays for all our Super Hero movies from now on? I'd love to see him on a Spider-man or Deadpool movie.

I never expected the Hulk of all people to be a funny character. God, this is as close as we'll ever get to seeing the Infraggable Kronk on the big screen, isn't it?
>> No. 32902
>>32874
Pretty much this. Everyone is getting shit on for saying "it was alright" instead of "OH MY GOD GREATEST MOVIE EVER."
>> No. 32903
>>32902
Yes, Moe, we're all bullying you for having a different opinion and not just rolling our eyes at you for yet again being a Negative Nellie about something most people are enjoying.
>> No. 32904
>>32892
Except Loki totally said there were plenty of other ways in and out. Thor didn't know that, he didn't know any of that and willingly made what he totally thought was a sacrifice.

That it turned out it wasn't is just a nice coincidence.
>> No. 32905
>>32903
>being a Negative Nellie about something most people are enjoying.
I'm not being a negative Nellie. I haven't been all "THIS SUCKS I WISH IT WERE NEVER BORN." It's just that the praise of the movie is so prevalent that I can't even have a real discussion about it without fanboys jumping down your throat.
>> No. 32907
>>32905
I don't mean to sound negative in this account, but if the places you want to discuss the movie are populated by people whose opinions are so different from yours, it might be best to find a place where you have more like minded individuals.

I'm not saying you should leave, but a lot of us are thrilled with the movie, so of course we aren't going to understand where you are coming from.
>> No. 32909
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I liked the Avengers movie.

Like, really REALLY liked it.

But it's kinda fucked up to just poo-poo anyone who isn't going into orgasmic convulsions over Avengers either.

A guy calling it utter shit and writing you all off as virgin man-children? That warrants backlash. People casually saying they weren't too fond about the movie? Not so much.
>> No. 32910
>>32909

>A guy calling it utter shit and writing you all off as virgin man-children? That warrants backlash.

No it doesn't. The more you acknowledge those people the more they feel vindicated.

If you ignore them. They tend to give up. Believe me. Silent treatment works best on trolls.
>> No. 32911
>>32910
True. But it warrants comments like "hee hee, I can't tell if you're a troll or just slightly autistic. Well done!" moreso than someone saying they just didn't groove on the movie.
>> No. 32914
>>32904
>Except Loki totally said there were plenty of other ways in and out. Thor didn't know that, he didn't know any of that and willingly made what he totally thought was a sacrifice.

Then, I think they should have shown it at the end of Thor or during The Avengers, because there's such a great importance placed on the Rainbow Bridge being destroyed at the end of his film. The ending to Thor hints that Jane will play a part in bringing Thor back, so to have him re-appear in The Avengers and explain it with a throw-away line like "How much Dark Energy did Odin have to conjure up here" is so unsatisfactory.
>> No. 32915
>>32914
Is Thor known for his intelligence in this movie and his own?
>> No. 32922
I fucking hate samuel jackson. Avengers is doing so well and I can't be happy for the movie because I fucking hate him so much. And then there's the shit the pulled in the comics. I almost wish he were...gone. Oh well.....
>> No. 32923
>>32922
You're allowed to hate actors, but I do question why you have such vitriol for SLJ.
And you can't blame him for what they did in the comics, he had no part in that.
>> No. 32924
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Great movie. I felt it's length, but you know what? This is the first time I was glad a movie was so long. I don't think there was really a point that dragged on too long, for me at least.

Bunch a clever and entertaining moments sprinkled throughout. But what got me was at the end. It looks like Tony's dead and the Avengers are all around him. I was thinking, "Oh, they already established Thor's lightning charges the reactor up at a crazy percentage, guess their gonna--" NOPE HULK YELL

That and the scene after the credits. Probably my favorite because it wasn't an ad for another fucking movie. Though admittedly, the one it did have got me genuinely excited.
>> No. 32925
Not big into Marvel stuff, and haven't seen the movie yet, but I thought Black Widow's powers were only being pretty strong for a human? How is she expected to fight at the same level of people with genuine superpowers? Or does she not and gets sent to do stuff she can handle?

Same for Hawkeye, although since he's a good shot I guess he can make up for his muggleness by being a glass cannon.
>> No. 32927
>>32925
When you see it you'll wonder how they COULDN'T compete with the others.
>> No. 32929
>>32925
Black Widow's powers are that she's pretty good at being a spy. I'm not certain, but I think Hawkeye might actually have superhuman aiming/archery ability, but yes, that does leave him in a lower tier than the others.

Still, they manage to make it work well enough in this movie. The Normals manage to remain useful by playing by different rules--they're not the ones actively fighting Superhuman threats personally for the most part, but doing things like sniping villains before they can get into a range where their vastly superior melee can be an issue, searching for Macguffins, running interference, or the like.

Have you ever read One Piece? Think of it like how Nami was handled early on, before she started getting funky weather tech. Still useful on the battlefield, but never being expected to fight the Big Bad.

Or for that matter, since it's a Joss Whedon film, think of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You had the Scoobies fighting alongside Buffy in a lot of episodes, even though most of them were nowhere near at the level of a Slayer, a high-level vampire, or Willow.
>> No. 32933
>>32830
Actually Marvel could use them if they wanted to.
>> No. 32934
>>32925
If they drew from the Ultimate line (which is an alternate version of the main comics everyone knows) then she has cybernetic enhancements and gene therapy that makes her like a cheap Russian knockoff of Captain America but still far better than the elite human solider/athlete.

In the main universe she just has a lot of tech but she has been exposed to some serum that has retarded her age and made her metabolism enhanced. In the main universe she was born in like the 1930s or 40s and has experience with Wolverine, Cap and the Winter Soldier who helped train her in some special program by the USSR called the Black Widow Ops.

Hawkeye is just really good at shooting stuff in the main universe. In the Ultimate universe he has cybernetic enhancements in his eyes and some of his muscles. He has something like 500 million rod cells in his retina for instance compared to 125 million for a normal person.

So yeah they're not on par with say Hulk or Thor but they're supposed to be super duper enough to take on a few hordes of baddies on their own but they mostly do black ops jobs for SHIELD
>> No. 32937
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32937
Another thing I really liked? That Loki DIDN'T die in the end.

Ever since I was a kid, I was always mildly annoyed when the villain of a superhero movie died at the end, because then it felt less like a comic-book film and more like just another action movie.

The fact they didn't do it in this movie made me like it even better.
>> No. 32938
>>32934
Movieverse picks and chooses from Ultimate and 616 Marvel as it pleases. For the most part it seems to go with updated 616 stuff, but certain things, like Nick Fury, are Ultimate versions. That's probably the best way to handle it, anyway.

At any rate, nothing in the movies has suggested that either Hawkeye or Black Widow are superhuman. Black Widow has some martial arts moves that are probably superhuman in practice, but are theoretically within the bounds of "Something a non-powered individual in a Superhuman universe could do." Likewise Hawkeye's aiming--superhuman in practice, but theoretically plausible.
>> No. 32940
Hiddleston proves he can be the sympathetic villain and the cold-blooded son of a bitch.
>> No. 32944
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http://www.nintendo-gamer.net/2012/05/04/iwata-asks-hawkeye-from-the-avengers/

Iwata: Today I am joined by Hawkeye, a member of The Avengers.

Hawkeye: Hello Mr Iwata.

Iwata: At this point I normally say ‘thank you for making time today’, but it is not like you are in huge demand. [Laughs]

Hawkeye: Evil can strike at any time.

Iwata: And I am sure that if The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man and Thor need any arrows, they will get in touch. [Laughs]

Hawkeye: [Silence]
>> No. 32945
>>32937
Although how the hell he survived Hulk Smash is beyond me.
>> No. 32950
THIS MOVIE
I mean...
THIS MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE

What a blast! Also, DAT THANOS
>> No. 32951
>>32950
Yeah, I figure something like 5% of the audience knew what they were looking at or got the joke.
>> No. 32952
So I feel like I'm the only person who didn't like Mark Ruffalo. Everyone else is talking about how great of a job he did and saying he was the best actor in the film, I personally thought him as Bruce was the most boring aspect of the movie, aside from being a straight man for Tony to play off of.
>> No. 32953
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>>32945

He's a fucking god, they're kind of hard to squish. It's implied the movie Asgardians only have superficial resemblance to humans, like their human shape is the result of convergent evolution or something. Remember how Thor plucks the shank out of his kidney? Like that.

Just saw the movie today. Goddamn Coulson's death actually made me tear up. I guess we know what they're avenging now? On a different note, I was really depressed the Chitauri had no exposition at all. To have Loki inform the heroes casually that "this is their Paradise, they have prayed all their lives for this moment" would have been disturbing and fascinating.

Also, when the old dude in the crowd stood up, .gif related was my reaction. I genuinely thought he was going to get splattered in front of everyone.
>> No. 32954
>>32952
It's was funny how most of his dialogue was "You're trying to turn me into the Hulk, aren't you?".

Banner: I see what you're doing, Fury.

Fury: What?

Banner: I asked for a a Pepsi, but you brought me Diet Pepsi instead.

Fury: ... So?

Banner: If you think messing up my drink order will bring out the other guy, you're sorely mistaken.

Fury: ...

Banner: It must be my birthday. You brought me Cheese Nips instead of Cheese Its.

Fury: C'mon man, they're practically the sam--

Banner: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING!
>> No. 32955
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>Iron Man flying in on Loki with "Shoot To Thrill" playing on full blast
>> No. 32956
>>32954
He's right, Nips are no way similar to Its.

Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crueyoutube thumb

Deadpool theme for when he pops up somewhere in the second movie. You can't have suitor without the other.
>> No. 32957
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>THIS MOVIE
>> No. 32958
>>32956
I believe Deadpool is considered an X-Men character, so Fox has him.
>> No. 32959
>>32958
As evidenced by the fact that he was in one of the X-Men movies.
>> No. 32960
That was great.
And I'm glad we watched Captain America on Netflix just before going because we had missed that one.
Also good.
>> No. 32961
>>32958
So that's why the movies suck.
>> No. 32962
>>32961
The eleven seconds that Wade Wilson was on screen and talking were the best part of that movie.
>> No. 32963
>>32945
Loki survived being smashed because he is that tough, being an ice giant (and the son of their king at that) and all of that. Didn't you notice him tanking through hails of automatic gunfire like a boss when he teleported to earth? Or how he survived pretty much unscathed from Coulson's BFG?
>> No. 32964
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32964
>>32963

You know, I thought it was a little weird and stupid that he never assumed his "frost giant form" in the film. Loki being a Frost Giant is practically his entire motivation. They even mention it. Yet he never goes blue for even a moment.

Puzzling.

Of course, there are more troubling creative decisions going on in the movie than blue Loki: http://www.firstshowing.net/2012/whedon-calls-iron-mans-triangle-ass-evolves-back-to-the-circle/

>"I'm sorry, but the triangle is ass."
>> No. 32965
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/08/avengers-movie-shawarma/

>TMZ spoke with several different fine eating establishments all across Los Angeles ... and they all say sales of shawarma went through the roof this weekend.

>At Ro Ro's Chicken -- a famed Lebanese joint in Hollywood -- the manager says shawarma sales jumped 80% in the days after the movie opened.

Awaiting cosplay pics of the Avengers eating shawarmas.
>> No. 32966
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>>32964
Preferred the circle shape myself, personally. So I was kinda glad they went back to it.
>> No. 32967
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>>32964
I honestly didn't notice the change. I kind of liked the triangle design, but I wasn't married to it, and I'm sure not going to waste my breath defending it over something almost exactly the same. The suit is the suit. As long as it's a cool red/gold design, I'll enjoy it.
>> No. 32968
My Mom slept through the first 3rd.
>> No. 32969
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32969
Triangle was indeed ass.
>> No. 32983
>>32969
>Q. What's wrong with this picture
>A. Bones is right-handed.
>> No. 32984
>>32983
>A. Star Trek is aired in color.
>> No. 32985
>>32984

>B. Mr Sulu is allergic to flowers.
>> No. 32986
>>32969
>The cape is billowing without any wind
>> No. 32987
>>32969
>A: Women? Commanding a Starship?!
>> No. 32988
>>32969
>What's wrong with this picture?

Not a goddamn thing!
>> No. 32994
>>32983
>Scotty and Spock don't have hats.
>> No. 32996
ANYWAY, I dont like how The chihowdoyouspellit used the EP1 Battle Droid System(TM).
And I hated that in that movie too and I liked episode 1 when I saw it as a young dumb kid.
But I still to this day like the Battle Droids, great turtle toon foot soldiers, lego armybuilder and Popsicle.
>> No. 32998
>>32964
the triangle is indeed ass. much prefer the circle.

>>32996
there is not a single part of this post that makes sense to me
>> No. 32999
>>32998
Tony nuke ship, all bad guy fall down.
What was the deal with that?
>> No. 33008
Shockingly, I actually kind of got the first credit scene, even if I couldn't remember the name, just because people had speculated about Thanos being a part of this anyway.

Anyway this is the funniest action movie I've seen in a long time. I burst into tears at Galaga and Loki getting smashed around by the Hulk.
>> No. 33009
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>>32999
>> No. 33010
Loved the movie, the action was great, I felt the screen time was divided fairly, and I laughed a surprisingly lot through out the film.
The team dynamics were good, and I felt all members carried their weight.

The workaround the skrulls issue was well done, using a secondary name and hiding them in armour made sure they could use actual skrulls if they get the rights later.
They weren't much but a cannon fodder anyways.

A few nitpicks are: I found Cap's helmet to be really goofy, it gave his head a weird shape.
The 3d (which was the only version available at my cinema) was tucked on and at best didn't damage the film. I'm prone to migraines and during the last battle, where objects flew into and out of the screen all the time, well, I kinda wished I could remove the glasses and not see blurry shit.

>>32954
I liked his acting, he brought an aspect of Banner who was overlooked until now, the guy who came to terms with his issues and grew cynic, calm, and dangerously quiet.
I think it's the best portrayal of the character so far, and for the record I liked both of the Hulk films.

That's a good parody though.
>> No. 33011
>>33010
>I think it's the best portrayal of the character so far, and for the record I liked both of the Hulk films.
My brother.
>> No. 33014
>>33010
The Chituari are their own thing from the Ultimate universe.
>> No. 33015
>>33010
I'm usually okay with 3D films, but this one did a weird thing (maybe due to IMAX, only seen films on regular screens before): Turning my head sideways made the 3D effect go tits up, causing a big momentary headache.
>> No. 33025
So the Avengers has broken $1bn in ticket sales which is super exciting! For the most part, I'm looking forward to the Dark Knight Rises just to see how it stacks up against Earth's Mightiest Heroes. I don't want to make it a Marvel vs DC stupid thing, I just want to see what works better. Fingers crossed for the Avengers coming out on top, I like my super hero movies a little springier.
>> No. 33028
>>33025
We all win anyway, since the success of The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises will prove to Hollywood that Superhero films are here to stay. And to be honest, I'm more curious about how the Amazing Spider-Man will perform--critically and commercially. I do want The Dark Knight Rises to win, though. That, or have Amazing Spider-Man win out of nowhere, just for the hell of it
>> No. 33031
>>33028
Nah, I want Spidy to tank so Sony will have to give him back to Marvle.
>> No. 33037
>>33031
Meh. I don't care who owns the rights to Spider-Man as long as we get a good movie about him, which ASM looks to fit the bill.

Tank or not, Sony in intent on keeping the web-head.
>> No. 33042
>>33028
And now DC'll have to make a Justice League movie.
>> No. 33043
>>33042
Which means they'll probably have to make a Wonder Woman movie as well.

Though in all honesty, the rumors had already pegged the rebooted Superman and post-Nolan Batman as leading up to a Justice League movie anyway.
>> No. 33044
>>33043
How the hell will they even write a WW movie these days anyway? She's a several hundred years old golem who just happens to be unearthed and does things with a whip/sword?
>> No. 33045
>>33042
>>33043
WB is a whole different set up.

They will Phone it in.

You have to remember, these guys are the geniuses who wanted to make Smallville into the main movie universe for their characters until it's popularity tanked.

If we ever DO get a Justice League movie it will not be connected to any previous movie or a singular movie having the Justice League spun into it.
>> No. 33046
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>>33043
I could see WB making a Batman/Superman movie first and maybe a Trinity film with Wonder Woman later, before making a JL film.
>> No. 33047
As of now, Whedon hasn't been signed to do a sequel to The Avengers. What's going to happen if Marvel replaces Whedon for The Avengers 2, like they did with the directors of Thor and Captain America. Heck, despite the first Iron Man film being a success and establishing Marvel Studios in the film business, it took Marvel a while to sign Jon Favreau for the sequel.
>> No. 33051
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I came here to post this.
>> No. 33052
Stop fucking talking about DC.
>> No. 33053
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>>33046
I prefer Nolenverse Batman, my crystal ball says no future Batman will be that good. FFS! NOLAN BATMAN DOES NOT NEED A REBOOT! It's good. Leave it at that. Seriously.

...you're not gonna listen to good advice are you Hollywierd...

As for the Avengers, it's all coming together surprisingly good.
>> No. 33054
QUICK QUESTION: Does the avengers have a short clip at the end of the credits? You know... so I can leave the cinema early or sit there alone like a dork?
>> No. 33055
>>33054
Two, actually. The first and most important clip plays after the cast credits, then the second one airs after the rest of the credits finishes.
>> No. 33057
S'wait.

What language are Thor and Loki speaking?

English? Why?

Chalk that down as mystical translation.
>> No. 33058
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>> No. 33059
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>>33058
>> No. 33060
>>33055
FUUUUUUUCK. I walked out after the first one. Thought they had decided to just do it early instead of making folks wait.

>>33058
>>33059
So very yes.
>> No. 33080
>>33060
That's okay, the second one isn't plot, it's just joke.
>> No. 33082
>>33080
It a pretty good joke.
>> No. 33084
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>According to multiple knowledgeable sources, Iron Man/Tony Stark is set for a highflying payday of about $50 million once box-office bonuses and backend compensation are factored in. (Two sources claim the number could go higher than $50 million once the ultimate box-office haul of Avengers is known, but another cautions that it could be years before the final number is known.) While on par with the upper echelon of franchise movie stars, that number blows away his superhero co-stars, all of whom will make a small fraction of Downey’s total, even as Avengers has a shot at topping the final Harry Potter film’s $1.32 billion global haul.

>Why the difference? When Marvel’s Iron Man grossed a surprising $585 million worldwide in 2008, Downey’s reps at CAA and the Hansen Jacobson law firm renegotiated a deal to include what multiple sources say is a slice of Marvel’s revenue from future movies in which he plays Iron Man (one source puts it in the 5 percent to 7 percent range; another source disputes the percentage. Marvel and Downey’s reps declined comment).

>As Marvel launched other hero pics that would lead up to Avengers, the studio struck hard bargains. Two sources say Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Mark Ruffalo all signed on for small upfront fees and ultimately will make about $2 million to $3 million on Avengers with bonuses. Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson, who signed deals to pop up in several Marvel movies, are said to be making about twice that for Avengers with bonuses.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/marvel-moolah-robert-downey-jr-avengers-iron-man-324639
>> No. 33086
>>33084
HA! That is as great a move as Billy Dee Williams having to be bought out of his contract since he had it that he'd play Two Face (he'd been great IMO) or on the flip side of the coin Harrison Ford's bad deal with Star Wars.
>> No. 33087
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>Avengers knocks Alice in Wonderland out of the Top Ten Worldwide Grosses
>> No. 33106
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>>33087
>Alice in Wonderland in the top ten of anything
What?
>> No. 33107
>>33106
BUT TEEM BORTON IS DA BEST DIRECTUR EVUR

HE MADE NIGTMARE B4 CHRISMAS xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>> No. 33108
>>33106
Seriously, it was one of the top ten highest grossing films worldwide. Somehow, that piece of shit made over a billion dollars.
>> No. 33115
>>33108
All you need to fix the recession is to make a slew of perfect teen movies that the shit eaters will gladly pay millions for.
>> No. 33116
>>33115
So...revive the Roger Corman method of movie-making?
>> No. 33123
Just saw it.

Awh man.
AWH MAN that was cool.
>> No. 33136
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Steve: I've seen the footage, the only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down the wire and let the other guy crawl over you.

Tony: I think I'd just cut the wire.

Steve: Right, Always a way out.

I wonder if Stark was the only one who did the reading. Because if Cap did and said that anyway that's a really big dick move given the events of the first Iron Man movie and Tony's previous experience with someone making "the sacrifice play". Too soon in either case, Steve.

Pic related.
>> No. 33137
>>33136
Everything that happened there might not be part of the official record. I can see Cap being wrong or even just not thinking through his position, but I don't see him being outright callous.
>> No. 33138
>>33136
>not part of official record
There is a good chance that S.H.I.E.L.D. records of Tony's Iron Man shenanigans only started well after Tony came back from captivity, in which case there would be no record of Yinsen helping Tony construct the first suit or his sacrifice to make sure that Tony got out alive.
>> No. 33143
Have the Asgardians always been explained as aliens people mistook as gods, or was this a way to get never-imply-anyone-else-is-a-god-but-the-Judeo-Christian-ones people not to get cranky?
>> No. 33145
>>33143
It's been both.

Kinda. The Asgardians are extra-dimensional beings trapped in a cycle of death and rebirth, and were at one point the things people worshipped as the Norse gods (back when Thor was a redhead and such). In some non-canon things (Earth X) they are explicitely stated as being aliens that feed off of human faith. But Earth X sucked pretty hard.
>> No. 33150
So what other Marvel movies are going to happen now? Iron Man 3? Try their luck with another Hulk movie? Hawkeye --- oh who am I kidding, people would rather watch a Falcon film then anything dealing with shoots arrows guy after how he was in Avengers.
>> No. 33151
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>>33150
>Implying Hawkeye wasn't the hypest shit ever
>Implying anyone in that movie wasn't fucking cash as hell
Though I don't see him getting a standalone movie, I think most people who thought of him as "that arrow guy" shut up as soo as they saw the movie.
>> No. 33152
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33152
I know this site is pretty much 99% DC dick riders. It must suck not having a JL movie, huh? You still have Green Lantern, though, hmmm?
>> No. 33153
>>33152
Green Lantern was a massive piece of shit and there's no way DC is pulling anything on this scale anytime soon. No need to be a smarmy dick about it.
>> No. 33154
>>33151
There's rumors of a Black Widow origin story movie (which I would watch the FUCK out of) and if that's the case, you can bet Hawkeye will show up in a much larger capacity there. So basically if it's done right, a Black Widow movie would instantly become my favorite in the MCU because the two badass normals just rocked the shit out of the Avengers.
>> No. 33157
I think it's entirely possible to make good movies out of Superman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, and even another Batman movie with Robin in it. We just haven't found the right people yet.
>> No. 33158
>>33152
>I know this site is pretty much 99% DC dick riders.
I'm not sure where you got that impression. You mean because of how fond we are of the DCAU? I think it's pretty widely accepted that DC's animated output is better than Marvel's. But we're pretty fond of Marvel's theatrical output here.

As for comics....both companies are 99% terrible with a handful of series as saving graces at any given moment. Probably about the same number of saving graces, though that varies from year to year.
>> No. 33159
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33159
Why does Aquaman look like such a douche?
>> No. 33160
>>33151
Hawkeye was the bitch of that film.
>> No. 33164
>>33159
>Bale.
>Continues to star as Batman.
>> No. 33165
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>>33159
Doug Jones Martian Manhunter is the only one that actually looks good.
>> No. 33180
>>Cap refuses to believe he's met physical gods
>>But apparently doesn't think fighting an alien wizard is weird at all
>> No. 33183
>>33180
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfJesusThenAliens
>> No. 33245
>New trailer is broadcasting. Only a few seconds long.
>Shows some clips from the movie while flashing the words "SEE. IT. AGAIN."
>Assumes you've already seen it.

Those cocky bastards. But they're right.
>> No. 33250
>>33180
That's actually not that weird. In fact, it's a position that's officially supported by the catholic church and released by the pope's chief astronomer.
>> No. 33253
>>33180
He dealt with the fucking Tesseract, he's fairly used to weird shit.
>> No. 33254
>>33250
Yep, which gives me no end of glee...and worry. They basically said that foreign species and worlds can follow/do follow the same general beliefs. Add that to Iranians wanting into space and I can see it now - Religious Space Race: Which group can gain more converts in the universe?
>> No. 33269
>>33058

I want to put this part on loop in a USB picture frame and keep it on my nightstand forever.
>> No. 33326
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/world/

So yeah, now the highest grossing film of all time that isn't directed by James Cameron. And when inflation is ignored.
>> No. 33337
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33337
>>#5 Transformers: Dark of the Moon
>>#6 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
>>The Third Bayformer made more than the Capstone of LOTR.
>> No. 33338
>>33337
Bay bargained his soul with the Devil. He can't be hurt.
>> No. 33339
>>33337
I stopped caring about that record back when it was broken like two times a year for three straight years. Seemed like every time you turned around they were talking about how some new superhero flick was the highest-grossing film of all time.
>> No. 33355
>>33337
Well duh, you hade to pay more to see Dark of the moon do to the 3D bullshit.
>> No. 33369
i just realised that if they hadn't gone with ultimate Nick Fury the film would have been a near complete whitewash

Fury is the token black
>> No. 33407
The Avengers '78 movie promoyoutube thumb
>> No. 33409
>>33407
I'm surprised it took so long to post that one.
There also this:
"Premakes" The Avengers (1952)youtube thumb
>> No. 33413
>>33407
Perhaps the only time Spider-Man really should have been an Avenger.
>> No. 33514
I simply loved Tony and Banner together. I just loved how Tony was genuinely nice to him.
>> No. 33515
>>33514
Yeah, it was great to see Tony showing respect to someone and not have it be setting them up for a dig or something. The very fact that he recognizes Banner as an equal is pretty heartwarming, because he doesn't even see people he likes as his equal.
>> No. 33537
>>33514
>>33515
THIS. I loved how Tony zeroed in on Bruce as a science bro almost immediately. I also loved how Tony flat out admires the "Big Guy" side of Bruce and isn't afraid of him whatsoever, going so far as poking Bruce in a teasing manner and then having that little heart-to-heart later. I also found it interesting that Tony had so much faith that Bruce would show up to the fight at Stark Tower, even though nobody else could figure out 1) where Bruce had landed as Hulk once he was out of the helicarrier or 2) how Bruce/Hulk would get to Stark Tower for the fight; Tony just had the faith that Bruce would show up.
>> No. 33545
>>33514
Did you notice that when the team parts ways, Bruce was in Tony's car?
>> No. 33558
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33558
>>33545
>> No. 33568
>>33545
Yep. That was cool.
>> No. 40022
Oh right, I saw Winter Soldier last Saturday.
Its real good, better then Ironman 3 do to a lack of bullshit but it cant beat Thor 2's black-brit-viking god stapping a spaceship to death.
Yeah I'm not much for the "spy" side of Marvel.
Also the bad guys had a major flaw in their plan!
They put the Hulk on their kill list.
Anyway, cant wait for the easteregg screenshots or GotG.
>> No. 40142
>>40022
Not a flaw: it would have caused even more collateral damage.
>> No. 40143
>>40142
Plus, I am not sure exactly WHAT could he do against Hydra. I mean, it's not like he could reach the Helicarriers in low orbit, or do the investigative work Cap and his pals did.
>> No. 40154
>>40143
He could throw rocks at it.
Powered by the rage of losing friends and being repeatedly shot by autoguns.
Does Movie Hulk follows the comic rule of the angrier, the stronger?
>> No. 40155
>>40154
TIH had two occasions of the Hulk getting angrier and stronger.
>> No. 40156
>>40143
Well, not all of Hydra would be floating, so he could just track down their ground bases and wrecked shit.

Maybe Banner-side would manage to lure them to a mountain range or something that he could leap off of to get on board.
>> No. 40158
It occurs to me that if Hydra managed to fully take over SHIELD's assets, they would have access to the Abomination.
>> No. 40240
Man, one week from the end of the first season, and SHIELD still feels wholly underwhelming.

It just seems like they decided to basically ignore the potential of being set in the Marvel universe as much as they could, and populated the show with characters that were just kind of dull.
Even Tripp coming in to the later end of the season with a briefcase full of oldschool Spygear wasn't terribly exciting.
>> No. 40242
>>40240
Yea biggest thing that should have been The Hoff as Nicks half brother and the field team leader and then BETRAYAL HAIL HYDRA. Really Wheadon should have been told no when he wanted to load the show with his standard Archetypes
>> No. 40245
>>40242
For good or ill, Whedon wrote and directed the pilot and that's pretty much the whole extent of his involvement in the show. If someone is to be blamed for the suckage, that would be Jed Whedon.
>> No. 40246
>>40245
He co-wrote Dr. Horrible, right? Solution: Captain Hammer joins the Agents of SHIELD and they have to face the Evil League of Evil.


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