>>29842
STILL?
Geez, it was just a little tax evasion.

>>29856
>Snipes' projected date of release is July 19, 2013

Guess the fed got mad and him for telling them off.

>>29855
>Grumpy Old Men, with guns

Clint would welcome this role with all his heart.

>>29861
That's every film he is in these days.

>>29881
He's living proof that old men should not be underestimated and you should stay off their lawn.

>>28353
>Tony Jaa
You double nigger. I was so fucking excited for a moment.

Behold.

>>30507

>>30507
>Li

I don't see Jet Li in this picture... I do see a very old looking Lucy Li-... Oh. Damn that's some straight hair Jet.

>>30514
See the credits on top.

I TOLD Y'ALL CHUCK WOULD BE IN THIS, I TOLD YA!

>van damme

WHY.why

>>30514
As amazing as Jet Li looking like a chick sounds, it is disappointingly not. It's Yu Nan.

>>30517
>A woman in the main cast
Expendables 2 confirmed for shit tier garbage.

>>30515
Oh boy so you got a whole one out of 12 right, great job.

>>30521
Yeah, but Chuck was the most unlikely candidate.

>>30516
Because after staring in a movie that was about being a used action star this is the only thing left for him. And fuck Chuck, his movies were the worst part of the 80s.

Rev up those Broners.
THE EXPENDABLES 2 Trailer HD

>>30843
>Stallone, Arnie and Willis firing a gun in the same movie.

>>30843
>Grumpy old men with gunz.

It's not the greatest movie ever concieved, but I liked the first one quite a lot for what it was.

And damn, the boner I have for the sequel can't possibly be any harder.

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sy…

There should be no conceivable way to fuck up this movie besides making a T rated 80s action flick. You have almost every possible western action star who has starred in more action films then there are lights in the night sky, a shit ton of guns and a plot I still don't really understand.

You better not fuck this one up.

The Expendables 2 Official Tra…

>>33049

The first one had great promise and poor results. Mainly, the action was poorly filmed and there was too little of it. The stupid plot didn't matter, no one watched it for that.

I sure as hell hope they up the production value on fight scenes for this one; I'll probably see it regardless for the adrenaline rush.

>>30520
>A woman in the main cast
>Not Milla Jovovich
Whelp.

>>33061
This.
It pretty much goes for everyone everywhere.

>>33061
Oh it needed plot, not ground breaking shit but just another reason why we should care about whatever was going down or who anyone was. You know, the story to every Clint Eastwood film ever? If he was directing this I would have probably at least cared about whoever was doing what.

It still needs to not commit the most atrocious sin of not having any action this time, but I think a lot of 1's problems would have been fixed if they let Clint ghost write the script.

>Wanting Milla Jovovich in ANYTHING

Also have fucking none of you seen Yu Nan's movies?

She's fucking incredible.

>>33079
Seen resident evil afterlife? Milla kicks more ass in that movie than EX1.
The Rock and Vin Diesel would have been nice. Just look at their battle in Furious 5.

>>33093
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WATCHING THOSE GODAWFUL MOVIES?

AND OF COURSE SHE KICKS ASS, SHE'S FUCKING A JEDI IN THOSE MOVIES, It's beyond fucking retarded.

>>33095
>looking for plot in RE movies

you funny guy; she kill you last

>Watching action movies for the plot

>>expecting Resident Evil movies to be remotely like the video games they're based on

Nothing against you, Milla Jovich. You're cute and tiny and kick massive amounts of ass. But when I want an RE movie I want Jill and Chris running from Nemesis and STARS conspiracies and Albert Wesker and stuff like that.

Back to topic

>>33197
>>33201
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?

I don't give a shit about plot or if it's anything like the games.

Just not FUCKING AWFUL, WRETCHED, SHITSTAINS would be nice.

Those movies aren't enjoyable as ANYTHING.

>>33210
wuh? i'm still going to disagree. in the first one you have Mila and M.Rod action girling it up. some people (other than you) like that/them. there's a freaking laser halallway for god sake! RE2 had more of less of the same as the first film + comedy from Mike Epps. the third one was, admittedly, pretty boring up until the end and i haven't seen the last one yet

hell, truth be told, most modern movies made (outside of direct to video) in this day and age for a given genera aren't shitty at all. they can be bad, but that's not the same as shitty

>>33214
I will concede that I am being an overbearing prick about this and that some people like you enjoy it.

Let the record show also that outside of The Fifth Element I FUCKING HATE THAT WOMEN.

>>33215
she was also good in Zoolander and The Messenger; although, i might be getting the later confused with Joan of Arc which stared Leelee Sobieski. either or, we've seen them both naked

The Expendables 2 (2012) - Off…

Did somebody order a package of grumpy old men with gunz?

FINALLY! A movie that keeps it's promise (unlike the first part). I was promised a bunch of grumpy old men with gunz pointlessly killing lot's of mofos. That's exactly what I got. The insider jokes and Chuck Norris were a good addition too.
8/10
Hats off to you Stallone.

Did... did nobody watch this yet?

>>34940
Brad and Brian did.
http://thecinemasnob.com/2012/08/22/the-expendables-2-review.aspx
I hope this mean that the world tuffest (movie) swed get more work.

>>34890
>>34940
I finally did, yesterday.

And man it was AWESOME! Explosions, fan service injokes ahoy, Chuck Norris (his first scene had me in stitches), badassness and catchphrases all over the place, a heavily awesome cast with everyone having their moments, old school end-of-action-movie battles, none of the bland look of the CGI-heavy movies of nowadays. Totally worth it.

You have THE 3 legendary action stars teaming up to stack up a ridiculous body count. I can't see them outdoing this, especially since they pulled out all fan service jokes available.

>Clint Eastwood in talks for EX3

Ok.

Is there a problem with post dates in this thread?

Anyways, Snipes, Ford and Gibson, finally!

>>40117
No; spambots are bumping threads, but the threads don't fall back down when the spam is deleted. So they'll resurrect threads from two years ago...