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No. 10040
You: uH, hEY MY, bROMOSAPIEN, Stranger: Hello. Stranger: Hahaha. S: Stranger: I'm not a bro, mofo! You: uH, hEY THERE,AND UH, sORRY ABOUT, cALLING YOU A BOY, You: bUT, i JUST, lIKE TO USE THAT WORD SOMETIMES Stranger: It's okay... Do you really have to use such bad punctuation? You: nO IT'S JUST, kINDA HOW I TYPE, yOU SEE,,, Stranger: I realised. But do you really have to do that? You: wELL, i GUESS, i DON'T, bUT IT FEELS REALLY WRONG, yOU KNOW }:( Stranger: Why? Stranger: Lol. I should be using my reading glasses, because you see, I am an old granny. ): Haha, not really. But it's trippy. You: oH, wELL, uH, i NEVER THOUGHT OF WHY,,, You: aND I'M SORRY, iS THIS, mAKING IT HARD FOR YOU TO, uH, sEE, Stranger: Yess! ): Hahah. Stranger: Dammit eyes! Oh how you deceive me. You: }:( i DON'T MEAN, tO MAKE THINGS HARD, i MEAN, i LIKE TO BE NICE, tO PEOPLE, aND, aNIMALS,,, Stranger: It's alright. May I ask how old you are? You: i'M, sIX SWEEPS OLD, wHICH IS, uM, i THINK ABOUT 13 YEARS, Stranger: What is sweeps? You: wELL, iT'S SORT OF LIKE YEARS, bUT, kIND OF LONGER, Stranger: Lmao. Stranger: Alright... Hmmmm. Stranger: That would make me... Uhh... Stranger: How many years in one sweep? Stranger: I'm about 8 sweeps old??? You: uH, i THINK, iT'S ABOUT 2,1 YEARS, i THINK,,, Stranger: Lol. Then I am 8 and a half sweeps old. You: tHAT'S REALLY NICE, aND ALSO NOT, rEALLY, tHAT OLD,,, Stranger: Wait, I think I am 9 sweeps... Maybe. Stranger: Lol. Stranger: I fail at maths, lmao. You: yOU'RE UH, a LOT NICER, tHAN MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE,,, }:) You: mOST OF THEM, jUST CLOSE OUT, oR CALL ME NAMES, oR SOMETHING EQUALLY RUDE, aND, uNCALLED FOR Stranger: Lets just say I am 18 years ol. It is much easier than sweeps. Lol... Aw, well, thank you. Yes, people can be so lelf indulgent. Stranger: old* You: a LOT OF, mY FRIENDS, aRE SORT OF THE SAME WAY, i MEAN, vRISKA MADE ME JUMP OFF A CLIFF,,, }:( Stranger: No one can make you do that. You: tHOUGH MOSTLY, i TRY NOT TO TALK TO HER, bECAUSE, sHE ALWAYS WANTS TO DO THINGS LIKE THAT, Stranger: Unless they literally push you off. It is your choice whether to do it or not. You: wELL, sHE KIND OF DID, tHIS COMPLICATED THING, bECAUSE, iT WAS GOING TO MAKE ME FLY, Stranger: What was it? You: iT WAS KIND OF LIKE, a PUSH, bUT MORE OF, a MENTAL ONE, Stranger: Peer pressure Stranger: ?* You: uM, i GUESS, bUT, i REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO, jUMP OFF THE CLIFF, iT IS SORT OF WHY, i CAN'T WALK NOW, }:( Stranger: Can you pleaseeee pretty please use correct punctuation and grammar?? You: Uh, Well, I guess, I can... You: It feels, kind of, weird }:( Stranger: It's not weird. Stranger: It is much easier to read, thank you. :P You: Uh, No problem. }:) Stranger: Why are you sad? You: Well, uh, those are my horns, because, I like to make a bull face, see }:) You: It's, a face Stranger: Ohh!! Haha. I get it now. Stranger: I was looking at it the other way around. You: And, sometimes, I put my friend's, nose into it, and then, I am a clown bull }:o) Stranger: Haha. You: Me, and Gamzee, have lots of fun, rapping, and things, of that nature }:) He's a nice friend, not like, uh, Vriska Stranger: I'm glad you have a nice friend. :) You: I have, a couple of nice friends, and a couple of mean ones, but mostly, they sort of, balance out Stranger: Mean ones aren't really friends. You: Yeah, I mean, Vriska, sort of, isn't really, uh, my real friend You: But, she likes to make me do things You: An uh, it's sort of, late, here You: I need to, go, before, I get yelled at, or something,,, You: bYE, }:) Stranger: Okay, that's fair. I hope you have a nice day. Stranger: Take care! :)
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