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No. 10040
You: uH, hEY MY, bROMOSAPIEN,
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: Hahaha. S:
Stranger: I'm not a bro, mofo!
You: uH, hEY THERE,AND UH, sORRY ABOUT, cALLING YOU A BOY,
You: bUT, i JUST, lIKE TO USE THAT WORD SOMETIMES
Stranger: It's okay... Do you really have to use such bad punctuation?
You: nO IT'S JUST, kINDA HOW I TYPE, yOU SEE,,,
Stranger: I realised. But do you really have to do that?
You: wELL, i GUESS, i DON'T, bUT IT FEELS REALLY WRONG, yOU KNOW }:(
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Lol. I should be using my reading glasses, because you see, I am an old granny. ): Haha, not really. But it's trippy.
You: oH, wELL, uH, i NEVER THOUGHT OF WHY,,,
You: aND I'M SORRY, iS THIS, mAKING IT HARD FOR YOU TO, uH, sEE,
Stranger: Yess! ): Hahah.
Stranger: Dammit eyes! Oh how you deceive me.
You: }:( i DON'T MEAN, tO MAKE THINGS HARD, i MEAN, i LIKE TO BE NICE, tO PEOPLE, aND, aNIMALS,,,
Stranger: It's alright. May I ask how old you are?
You: i'M, sIX SWEEPS OLD, wHICH IS, uM, i THINK ABOUT 13 YEARS,
Stranger: What is sweeps?
You: wELL, iT'S SORT OF LIKE YEARS, bUT, kIND OF LONGER,
Stranger: Lmao.
Stranger: Alright... Hmmmm.
Stranger: That would make me... Uhh...
Stranger: How many years in one sweep?
Stranger: I'm about 8 sweeps old???
You: uH, i THINK, iT'S ABOUT 2,1 YEARS, i THINK,,,
Stranger: Lol. Then I am 8 and a half sweeps old.
You: tHAT'S REALLY NICE, aND ALSO NOT, rEALLY, tHAT OLD,,,
Stranger: Wait, I think I am 9 sweeps... Maybe.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: I fail at maths, lmao.
You: yOU'RE UH, a LOT NICER, tHAN MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE,,, }:)
You: mOST OF THEM, jUST CLOSE OUT, oR CALL ME NAMES, oR SOMETHING EQUALLY RUDE, aND, uNCALLED FOR
Stranger: Lets just say I am 18 years ol. It is much easier than sweeps. Lol... Aw, well, thank you. Yes, people can be so lelf indulgent.
Stranger: old*
You: a LOT OF, mY FRIENDS, aRE SORT OF THE SAME WAY, i MEAN, vRISKA MADE ME JUMP OFF A CLIFF,,, }:(
Stranger: No one can make you do that.
You: tHOUGH MOSTLY, i TRY NOT TO TALK TO HER, bECAUSE, sHE ALWAYS WANTS TO DO THINGS LIKE THAT,
Stranger: Unless they literally push you off. It is your choice whether to do it or not.
You: wELL, sHE KIND OF DID, tHIS COMPLICATED THING, bECAUSE, iT WAS GOING TO MAKE ME FLY,
Stranger: What was it?
You: iT WAS KIND OF LIKE, a PUSH, bUT MORE OF, a MENTAL ONE,
Stranger: Peer pressure
Stranger: ?*
You: uM, i GUESS, bUT, i REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO, jUMP OFF THE CLIFF, iT IS SORT OF WHY, i CAN'T WALK NOW, }:(
Stranger: Can you pleaseeee pretty please use correct punctuation and grammar??
You: Uh, Well, I guess, I can...
You: It feels, kind of, weird }:(
Stranger: It's not weird.
Stranger: It is much easier to read, thank you. :P
You: Uh, No problem. }:)
Stranger: Why are you sad?
You: Well, uh, those are my horns, because, I like to make a bull face, see }:)
You: It's, a face
Stranger: Ohh!! Haha. I get it now.
Stranger: I was looking at it the other way around.
You: And, sometimes, I put my friend's, nose into it, and then, I am a clown bull }:o)
Stranger: Haha.
You: Me, and Gamzee, have lots of fun, rapping, and things, of that nature }:) He's a nice friend, not like, uh, Vriska
Stranger: I'm glad you have a nice friend. :)
You: I have, a couple of nice friends, and a couple of mean ones, but mostly, they sort of, balance out
Stranger: Mean ones aren't really friends.
You: Yeah, I mean, Vriska, sort of, isn't really, uh, my real friend
You: But, she likes to make me do things
You: An uh, it's sort of, late, here
You: I need to, go, before, I get yelled at, or something,,,
You: bYE, }:)
Stranger: Okay, that's fair. I hope you have a nice day.
Stranger: Take care! :)
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