SO IS uu LORD ENGLISH OR WHAT
THAT WOULD BE LAME
I HOPE LORD ENGLISH IS JUST LIKE, THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER OF ALL CHERUBS
THAT WOULD BE LESS LAME

>>66261
But where has all the grist gone?

Wow, Hussie managed to pull a LORD ENGLISH IS ACTUALLY X after he already introduced him.
bravo

In my distress I called upon the Lord, and cried unto my God: he heard my voice out of his temple, and my cry came before him, even into his ears.
Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth.
There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.
He bowed the heavens also, and came down: and darkness was under his feet.
And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.
He made darkness his secret place; his pavilion round about him were dark waters and thick clouds of the skies.
At the brightness that was before him his thick clouds passed, hail stones and coals of fire.
The Lord also thundered in the heavens, and the Highest gave his voice; hail stones and coals of fire.
Yea, he sent out his arrows, and scattered them; and he shot out lightnings, and discomfited them.
Then the channels of waters were seen, and the foundations of the world were discovered at thy rebuke, O Lord, at the blast of the breath of thy nostrils.

Psalm 18:6-15

guys
Calliope is space
uu is time
Together, in one body, they master both space and time. Now, imagine if they would go God Tier.
Bam, lord motherfucking English, born out of a technicallity.
Also something else that foreshadowed this:Gamzee being the prophet of English's religion, and having a two messiahs within him, one calm and one angry.

>>66269
Pretty sure Calliope shot down the "one shared body" theory, since cherubs don't see other cherubs until it's mating time.

Unless they are like angler fish, where the male attaches to the female and becomes a small genetic material dispensing parasite?

>>66271
Pretty sure we're not reading the same comic.
And that you can't use logic for shit. What does meeting OTHER cherub have to do with sharing a body? UU/uu are obviously the product of multiple personality, and are just one entity. With twice the class power.

>>66272
How do you intend to confront and mate with another of your species if you're in the same body, and after you killed their dream self, the apparently only way to successfully mate unless you are actually two separate individuals?

>>66271
Or they don't see each other because there is nothing to see.
Because they're in the same body.

Besides, the whole thing about saying her name to put her brother to sleep and wake her up?
Yeah.

>>66275
Are you honestly fucking stupid?
Who's talking about ''mating'". uu wants to stab the shit out of UU, but he can't since they're in the same body. Their plan was probably some shit like ''die on a quest bed and get both of us reborn in different god tier bodies", but since uu murdered UU's dreamself, that ain't possible anymore. Also, if you say uu's name to Calliope he ''wakes up'' which pretty much translates to "takes over the body''.

>uu is obsessed with playing games
>and also the bitches
>his blood is red
>Lord English styles himself after pool(a game)
>his blood is also red
>he surrounds himself with ''da bitches''(Handmaiden and Condescence) as his servants

Calliope is Muse of Space
uu is obviously LORD of Time.
You wanna make a Doctor Who reference dear post reader?
Doc Scratch

Heh, I had a feeling about this after uu's last "chat" with Dirk where he revealed more of his odious nature and fascination with violence and death. I didn't say anything though because I still thought it was far too implausible Plus I think everyone has had a X is Lord English! theory at some point.

I never noticed before but that design is very ...frog-like

>>66284
Yeah, I noticed that too.
And combined with UU's mention of how cherubs never had a home planet, I think their origins are going to be pretty interesting.

>>66285
inb4 Cherubs are like, evil Billious Slicks.

>>66285
>>66286
In before the combined session winds up creating the entire cherub species....

I kind of think cherubs are just what UU is. LE will be a higher ranking angel name which would be Seraph if AH is even using angelology. Unless he's actually referencing those little naked angel children you see all the time. That would be kind of weird

>We're never going to see a limeblood troll
That kind of disappoints me actually. Any chance still for the other prescratch ones to show would be nice.

But yeah, I'm having a hard time figuring out how this can happen, more specifically involving the Scratch was English deal. And where the hell is all this Jake English is related to LE stuff going?

>uu: YOuR JuJu.
>uu: REMEMBER I TOLD YOu TO BRING IT TO THE ROOF.
>TT: Cal? Yeah, I remember.
>uu: SHHHHHHHHHHH. DON'T SAY ITS "NAME" YOu IDIOT.
>uu: NOW TAKE OuT THE JuJu.

Lil' Cal comes from Little Calliope, and uu was so scared of Dirk saying it because that would wake UU up, delaying his plans.

So, how's that whole "DON'T POST THIS ON TUMBLR" thing going?

>>66294
Surprisingly well actually. Most new fanart and such is behind 'read more's.

So uu's juju is either John's bunny or the imp doll in John's room. Neither have official names as far as I recall. Unless it's... Lil Seb?

>>66291
>But yeah, I'm having a hard time figuring out how this can happen, more specifically involving the Scratch was English deal.
The thing is, Scratch was not literally English. He was the portal through which LE was able to get into that universe (and many others). We've pretty much always known this.

>And where the hell is all this Jake English is related to LE stuff going?
It's still possible that LE gets his name from Jake. Or... something more.

First, a reaction.
OOOOH MAAAAH GAAAWWWD!
Now that that's over with, looking at all the THEORIES, I've gotta say I originally considered UU might have been a third species when her first pesterlog was revealed, but I will admit i was fooled by the troll costume like probably everyone else.

Also, more than 12 classes CONFIRMED in the FACE. I'm a little worried about these "master" classes though. I had kinda thought/hoped that each class would be formidable in their own way in the end game (God Tiers), but "master class" makes it sound like there are definite ranks to the classes, meaning that some can be much more "OP" than others. HMMM.

Also, CHERUBS. How does their session relate to the human/troll mess? Was their Bilious Slick the Troll's universe (Universe A?). Are they from the universe that the Kids/Teens will hopefully make? Or are they from a completely unrelated universe/session? If so, why pick Humans/Trolls to bugger out of all of paradox space?

Ohh, I just had a THEORY, but I'll put it in the ideas and theories thread.

>>66291
>And where the hell is all this Jake English is related to LE stuff going?
It's going nowhere, already been explained. Jade found out the Batter Witch was working for Lord English, decided to take that name and theme her products after LE to stick it to her. The end.

>>66299
>It's going nowhere, already been explained. Jade found out the Batter Witch was working for Lord English, decided to take that name and theme her products after LE to stick it to her. The end.
People said the same thing about Lil' Cal after the ectobiology update. Don't ever count on it being so simple.

I wonder if the Felt were adult Cherubs. That was my thought the moment I saw the green hand.
Alternately, for Cherubs "bursting out of someone else's body full formed" is just their normal reproductive process, and Lord English is just a big, powerful Cherub.

>>66299
>I'm a little worried about these "master" classes though. I had kinda thought/hoped that each class would be formidable in their own wa
Well, the word "Master" makes it sound like that, yeah. But from her actual description, I'm just getting the impression that they're simply the classes on the very ends of the active/passive spectrum.
Which (THEORY TIEM) might not normally make them overpowered, but if you somehow managed to combine the benefits of both classes...

I don't know what's the issue people are having with the possibility of uu being English. Kids aren't often super cool/badass, a lot of time they end up being dorks and ridiculous even if they're complete assholes. The brutality develops over time. Kinda like young Ocelot.

>>66313
And it would be perfectly consistent with the general tone of Homestuck if the big scurry ridiculous skull demon was a secret dingus. I think Snowman and maybe Droog are the only purely dignified antagonists in the story.

>>66313
young ocelot actually killed people and was interested in spy intrigue

uu nearly disregards the game to focus on his creepy death pact metagame with his sister

>>66291
"Limebloods" might not be a real thing. Calliope was basically roleplaying a Mary-Sue troll character the entire time. The special powers and tragic backstory with Calliope being the "last of her kind" could easily be all made up. The real limebloods don't have bright blood like Calliope did, they have the yellowy-green colour on the Grand Highblood's wall and probably aren't super special or extinct. Or, well, I guess they are extinct, because none of the troll characters are limebloods, but they weren't systematically exterminated or anything.

That clears up this discrepancy here >>65593 real nice. Our first big hint she was LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Also: Calliope is a Cherub. Instead of pestering/trolling people she cheers them. Ha.

OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED THAT
>LE guns down Hussie-Calmasis with a machinegun

>>66318
Eh. I don't think she was outright lying about them. She's an overenthusiastic fangirl, sure, but she's not deluded.
Plus, if you look at the exact wording, all she says is that she has green blood and that she'd be an outcast on Alternia for it.

GG: But your race has varied blood color?
UU: yes.
GG: Then what would yours be?
UU: i am a lime blood. UuU
UU: while he's got the bright cherry blood, jUst like yoU all do.
UU: not that this matters since we are alone here, bUt interestingly, in ancient troll cUltUre we woUld both be considered pariahs.

Nowhere does she say she's a limeblooded troll.

>>66320
Lies by omission are still lies.

Tangentially, lies of omission were Doc Scratch's modus operandi. Not sure if that's relevant or not but we all do know what Doc Scratch was hiding in his cueball head.

>>66320
Yeah, and the way she worded the parts about limebloods sounds in retrospect like someone roleplaying the part instead of fabricating their existence entirely. Didn't Hussie somewhat confirm that trolls with limeblood existed in one of his QAs?

So yeah... I'm going to need those TPS reports by Tuesday.

>>66313
For me it's mostly that Lord English doesn't really have much going on, he's just evil and powerful and that's it. Being lame as a kid doesn't help him much.

Also, I doubt it'd be that simple. Could be their guardian, for example.

>>66322
Yeah, I think he also said that is where Karkat would be if his blood wasn't mutated.

That was...SOME update, like a real fuckin' shocker. The only thing that could possibly top this is possibly the Denizen reveal. We haven't seen them at all in the flesh just as icons or silhouette statues in the case of Echidna.

Also I remember an way old theory way before LE's reveal that a few folks thought LE was a godtier time player who went corrupt after his game was over. ...Welp...

I can't wait for when it's time for Roxy to say UU's name, and she's all like

callipope
*calilpoe
**calipopple
ohs hit do u guys
remebmer popples

If uu was Lord English that would make LE into more of a joke than he already is. Which might indeed be Hussie's style, but come the fuck on.
>YOU THERE
>GIRL
>I WANT TO PLAY A GAME
>tumut
Or:
>HELLO PLAYERS
>I ASK OF YOU
>WHERE ARE THE BITCHES?
Wait, the last one would fit with LE's pimp persona.

I burst out in laughter whenever I remember fanart UU, with her pretty looking face and anime white hair.

wait, so are the felt members cherubs as well?

>>66356
Obviously not, they're green carapacians.
Their heads aren't skulls and they don't have anything on their cheeks.

>>66322
Hussie once confirmed that limebloods would fill the space between yellowbloods and greenbloods. The same position that Karkat was assigned.

>>66370
Man, we're never going to see a lime blooded troll unless Hussie pulls something with the prescratch trolls where one of them basically says, "oh yeah, we keep that one in a cage; crazy and all", or "s/he 's perma-dead."

>>66367
The Felt look different from the carpacians also, and it's not just their color. They are possibly a different race of beings altogether.

I guess next update will be a prelude to an "Enter" flash and the start of a new thread.

This made me wonder about something: We've seen that humans, trolls and cherubim were recruited to play the game, level up, complete the task and all that jazz. There are probably shitload of races that play Sburb. We've also seen that carapaces can influence the game from both the inside and the outside. Given that carapaces are a created race for the war they are supposed to be only an internal part of the game, but we've seen how lenient Sburb is with requirements.

Do you think there are sessions played by carapaces? I think it's possible, but it demands a whole set of crazy circumstances for it to happen, like carapaces being sent to an universe devoid of sapient life and bringing the needed tech with them. Or maybe being part of a chain mixed with other species. Either way I don't see why Skaia would "refuse" them.

At one point it was mentioned that the carapaces are meant to repopulate your dead world and eventually prepare it for another session. So presumably there have been at least some sessions played by, like, the distant descendants of exiles and such. It's just that both Earth and Alternia were destroyed with their universes, so that never had a chance to happen.
Of course, if I recall, Karkat said that. Or maybe Terezi. Either way, it might have simply been a mistaken assumption.