And of course I had to forget the thread number and title. Can't seem to delete it either, OH WELL SOMEBODY FIX THIS SHIT

>>65353
You just beat me to it!
Also....I cringed.

Already!?
This fandom is on POINT.

>>65356
karkart

>>65355
Wish I hadn't
>>65356
That was sarcasm

My favorite part of this update was the casual nudity.

>>65359

My favorite part of this update was the milk.

>>65359
Yeah, I was a little surprised Hussie decided to take the comic to that point. Not that we haven't had some risque stuff over the years (double-entendres, dirty jokes, The Adventures of Cool Dude and Stone Lou).

>>65361
we've seen that page of droog's porn before tho

>>65361
It was pretty tasteful nudity, really.

And it's not like we haven't seen Dave and Karkat's drawn dicks.

Man, what's with the literal interpretation of lyrics. It's like a lame fan video.

>>65364
You're saying this like hussie hasn't parodied terrible fanworks in canon before. He called the entire Ancestors exposition mary-sue fanfiction, for pete's sakes.

So. Lord English is born from a glitched session.

We have seen his ENTRY into a universe but not his birth.

Lord English can only be cause by a glitch.

The glitch of no prototyping.

Prototyping a ring causes the 'final boss' to have restrictions. Force is to be bird/dog/etc.

Without restrictions the ring just results in....


Lord English.

Droog and english use pool cues as weapons. Droog is a womanizer and classy.

I'm telling you.

He will be Lord English the next time we see him.

someone help

where do i click for dicks

>>65367
below the flash

Anybody feel this was just like, Homestuck: The Flash? I mean, this whole flash just kind of captures the crazy strange greatness that is Homestuck.

i enjoy fan videos sometimes so i enjoyed this update quite a lot. it's nice to see old bits of the story showing up without being merely a brick in a wall of text

>>65365
Is it really a parody if it does the exact same thing.

So who is this here douchebag anyway?
And what's with the hints at a) him being being LE and b) Scratch being LE back in April '11?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005627
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005628

>>65373
A dyed green Eddie Morton. The man who sang "Make Her A Member of The Midnight Crew"

A ring prototyped with a maimed harlequin makes you look like a maimed harlequin.
A ring prototyped with a maimed harlequin and an eldritch princess makes you look like a maimed harlequin and an eldritch princess.

A ring prototyped with nothing makes you look like nothing.

>>65373
Uh Scratch kinda was LE
he was his Host and LE kinda popped outta him when Scratch died.


I liked the update. It was silly and fun.

This may be phenomenally dumb, but do we know if a player's planet physically exists in the incipisphere before that player enters? That is, do we know if we didn't see any other planets in DD: Ascend because they weren't there, or just because Hussie didn't want to reveal them yet?

>>65377
Well, Jane's land's gimmick relies on having existed for centuries or so.

>>65377

Technically, we don't know. Last time we saw the Lands, Jade hadn't entered and LOFAF wasn't visible, but it could've been behind Skaia. We can infer, guess, and conclude, but not quite know.

Droog, this little ditty is for you;

http://youtu.be/624SKuaTqss

Look at all these guys wearing ladies' rings.

>>65383
He's such a Droog Queen.

>>65384
Carlos!

AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

So if it doesn't give him fancy transformations or additional power...

THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT AGAIN

>>65387
>or additional power
Didn't say that.
It may, of course, turn out that this power is not of the "can shoot laser beams out of his arsehole" variety.

The face line may very well be the funniest thing in Problem Sleuth to me and I'm glad it got a callback.

>>65388
Yeah from what that paragraph was worded, I was under the impression that the ring did give him a power boost, just not the kind that would come from a ridiculous chimera form.

>>65390
Alternatively, this means that DD is _already_ past the Bishonen Line.

So, guys, I've got a question.

If the trolls were to post on 4chan (this is in a universe without MSPA), what boards would they gravitate to (Vriska to /tg/, Equius to /d/ are fairly safe guesses.), what would their ban histories look like and finally, what would their relationship with each board would be?

>>65396
nepeta would browse /x/ and /soc/

that's all I got

>>65398
> nepeta not browsing /an/

This is why DD is the best.

Okay, so it's not so much nothing as we thought. I guess this is the kind of power to which Scratch was referring when he said that Jack was stronger than he was because he had both First Guardian powers and whatever powers are inherent in the ring.

>>65368
Doesn't seem to be working :(

>>65396
Aradia - /x/
Tavros - /an/
Sollux - /g/
Karkat - /v/
Nepeta - /soc/
Kanaya - /fa/
Terezi - /i/
Vriska - /tg/
Equius - /d/
Gamzee - /b/
Eridan - /sci/
Feferi - /adv/

>>65396
Aradia - /x/
Tavros - /vp/
Sollux - /g/, /vg/
Karkat - /adv/, /tv/
Nepeta - /cgl/, /a/
Kanaya - /fa/, /adv/
Vriska - /tg/
Equius - /d/
Gamzee - /ck/
Eridan - /sci/, /soc/
Feferi - /an/

>>65406
>Feferi - /adv/
say what
/adv/ is Karkat's domain and haven, though Kan probably browses it too, what with all the meddley meddlesomeness.
How did you even arrive at Feferi for it.

>Yep. There you go. Invisible, just like you thought. What else is a magical ring of void gonna do?
>magical ring of void
>ring of void

Hmm? If that's literal, as in the aspect of void, that has a lot of implications. Is Derse's ring powered by void, while Prospit's ring powered by light? Would Roxy be able to use red miles if she mastered her aspect or something? What kind of powers does Prospit's ring have beyond the prototyping?

>>65409
I don't think it's that literal. It is the ring of a void session, and there may be a similarity or two, but I don't think it's literally powered by that Aspect. Why would it even.
As for the Red Miles thing, Jack used it too, and his ring had fuckall to do with void.

Anyone else think that was a juice box at first?

>>65414
What is it if it's not a juice box?

I thought it was a joke, like, he is so classy this is the part where you would expect him sit down in a fancy chair and open a bottle of fine wine, casually sipping from his glass while Red Miles wreaks havoc on Derse. Instead he pops a straw in a grape juice box.

>>65415

Cigarettes.

>>65414
>Red Miles
Does anyone else think that this is a special attack programmed into the ring that anyone can use if they wear it? And what other benefits do you think all the rings grant.

>>65417
the ring only affects carapaces i think
but yeah red miles is probably is inherently from the ring
we haven't really seen anything else
unless jack's flash stepping while fighting bro was one

>fucking Red Miles again

Oh for fuck's fucking fuck.

It's not even smooth, cool, or otherwise stylish. For fuck's sake, it's giant red tentacles that rip everything to smithereens. How is that different than a giant red battlemech that does the same?

Haxx powarz are the worst.

>>65421
They always looked like gigantic veins to me
Or like hueg fucking roots and shit

I don't remember reading an explanation of what Red Miles is supposed to be. Is it just something equivalent to lightning bolts that Hussie added to give Jack a ranged attack for his rampage way back in Ascend, or does it have any meaning like being a symbolical opposition to Skaia/Frogverse/whatever?

>>65423
At least the way it's drawn in act 5 and 6, it looks like veins. I think it's probably supposed to evoke a sort of cancerous overgrowth or something?

>>65423
Evil tendrils of corruption and death.

I hope the white ring can use Black Inches.

>>65422
They are.
It's supposed to be reality cancer.

I thought Jack could do Red Miles because they look kinda like cancer, and Jack is THE CANCER.
I guess they're a ring feature though.

>>65430
>DD smoking while using an atrack possibly symbolic of cancer

>>65430
>DD smoking while using an atrack possibly symbolic of cancer

SShit, sorry. This phone likes to double post sometimes..Can't delete it, it seems
>>65432
>>65431

>>65433
Not to worry, happens to the best of us.

Aaaaaaaaand we're back with Jane. Who looks like she's about to find Dad's wallet modus. I wonder if anything's left in it?

>>65437
Maybe keys to the car?

so

>>65441
i actually squealed
the very thought makes my head spin, god

>>65441
Damn, is there anything Hu$$ie isn't trying to sell these days?????

>>65441
please include author's notes by dave please include author's notes by dave please include author's notes by dave

>>65443
Hey, dude doesn't have a real job. Whoring out his webcomics is the way he pays for bread to eat.

>>65446
>>65443
yeah man, haven't you seen a recent picture of him, he looks like he's been in Auschwitz for the last few months

I would buy a pair of chocolate lips modeled after his

no homestucko

And now here comes the sadtrombone.mp3

WTG, Jane!

So far a void session has:

No prototypings
No monsters
No evolution of Skaia
No consorts
No reckoning

anything I'm missing?

Id buy a six-pack of sodas modeled after gamzee's "potions"...bonus money uf the flavors are named by Terezi. Oh, or a sweet-ass salamancer plush!

Id buy a six-pack of sodas modeled after gamzee's "potions"...bonus money uf the flavors are named by Terezi. Oh, or a sweet-ass salamancer plush!

>>65452
No exiles (or does it?)

>>65452
I thought Jane's planet had no monsters because, everything is dead. I guess it could be a void thing though

>>65460
Pretty sure those two things are the exact same thing.

>>65456
There are Exiled carapaces, but none of them can reach any Exile stations except maybe the one located by Roxy's home. Remember that Exile stations land near the home of their corresponding player's server player (WV was at Rose's home, PM was at John's, etc). Since only one of the Alpha kids' homes is accessible to the exiled carapaces, probably only one kid could have an Exile: whoever winds up with Roxy as their server player.

>>65460

Rose brings up the fact that underlings would remain unprototyped alongside the royalty, implying they would exist. However, I'm pretty sure in one of the LoWaS walkaround flashes, someone said that Typheus was creating the underlings for Derse. That seems like something that could be retconned out, though, as they never make it to the battlefield. They seem like just a part of each hero's quest and land.

If that were the case, though, that the underlings were a result of the war beginning, then it would make sense they wouldn't appear if the war never starts in a void session. Otherwise, no monsters because of everything on the planet being dead would make sense.

If someone could find that salamander who talked about the underlings, that would help. There's like 20 of those bastards throughout two flashes. Kinda hard to find.

We've seen LE the ultimate big bad, but not any of the denizens, and they and their appearance continue to be shrouded in mystery. Does that make anyone nervous or is it just me?

Now I've got it. That's who UU and uu have been reminding me of - Valentine and Peter Wiggin.

So uu's the keeper of Lil' Cal, while UU holds the Cueball.

Fuck.

i hope limebloods tie back to the felt somehow, like the felt/lord english hunted the limebloods to steal their powers... or something

>>65466
my god.

>>65467
How is the cueball useless without Cal?

>>65462
I'm not sure if a void session gets Exile stations. I mean, Jane's entry was all kinds of weird, what with her cruxite item having only one stage and not being destroyed.
It seems most likely to me that the tree she made was only the first stage to a cruxite item that did not exist, and that therefore her Exile station won't exist either.

Storm clouds on Skaia, huh?

Jane why don't you just captchalogue the crypt door?

>>65466
Thank you for putting words to the feelings I have secretly felt.

>>65474
probably doesn't count as a separate instance, she would have to captchalogue the whole crypt

>>65476
okay then
1) captchalogue crypt
2) || with birthday cake
3) alchemize cake crypt
4) place at old crypt's location
5) eat your way in

it's method can't fail!!

If UU is going to be a lime blood troll I am okay with that; I always thought that the space-player would have odd advantages over their other players; no matter what the species. Kanaya is a Rainbow Drinker, UU has odd powers, and Jade had all those dreams and advanced tech.

Are JuJu's dolls? 'Cal is a doll.

What if all that was a ruse by shades to stop Jane for a moment and get grist to alchemise who knows what?

>>65479
Only one way to find out.
Let the anticipation commence...

So aside from here, /co/ and the forums; are there any other placs for MSPAfans to talk? I remember there was this one place but it was shut down by the owner because their mother caught them looking at porn or something like that on site

>>65482
MSPAchan, Sburbchan and 413chan are all homestuck chans that are still running, however the all get next to no traffic.

>>65482
Something Awful has a decent Homestuck thread on BSS. Though you would have to pay $10 if you want to reply on that thread.