Yeah, blackrom!!

This fucking pairing

>>66380
I know, right!

>>66619
>dark-skinned John
yesthisismyfetish.jpg

>>66658
He's not that dark in that picture, though

>>66660
anything but pasty white is good enough for me

>>66669
but John is the pasty nerd stereotype

>>66671
No he isn't, he's aracial.

non-whites can be clammy disgusting nerds too you guys >:(

>>66678
All humans are aracial according to Hussie. But they're all written as typically white stereotypes.

>>66680
>All humans are aracial according to Hussie.
Except the ones who actually exist, like Charles Dutton. They're depicted with believable skin tones.

>But they're all written as typically white stereotypes.
Yeah that's because literally everyone he knows is white.

I don't get how someone like John is a WHITE stereotype and not just a general nerdy/geek stereotype which isn't exclusive to one race.

alright guys, let's shut up before we ruin everything again with the race debate

Yeah, let that one guy post his ship in peace.

>>66698
>implying guy

>>66867
fuck off

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>>66869
wow rude

>>66869
Something wrong?

omg incest????????????????
in MY ROMANCE THREAD YOU ALL DESRVVDE TO DIEIEE

>>66869
i'm sorry sir is there some sort of

problem

it is ok to dislike ships but being rude about it is very unbecoming

there is nothing preventing ships from every creed from getting along...

except for the personal qualms of some

ruining it for the mass of others...

it is a shame, when we could all unite under the banner of fictional romance
so it goes u_u

>Shtting up the board

>>66883
I don't understand the problem???

the passive aggressiveness in this thread is strong

>>66869
dont thread shit+report every post and make my life more difficult by having to clear each report manually for a bullshit reason like "offensive material"

Shippers need to learn this is the only way their ship will come to pass; aside from this Jake will end up with Roxy and not Dirk.

>>67029
Oh baby, you're so cute in your naivety.

>>67029
You think that'll stop us? Hatesex and rivalsex are INCREDIBLY popular in slash and yaoi.

Also, I don't really how it's "obvious" they can't be <3 at this point.

>>67029
Are you kidding? If any heterosexual Jake ship becomes canon, it'll be Jake/Jane. I mean, for crap's sake, they were ~star crossed lovers~ in a cinderella story in B1. Plus both Jake/Jane and Jake/Dirk have had way more of a spotlight than Jake/Roxy. Sorry, brodawg.

>>67037
Roxy is probably gonna hook up with John; he's basically Jake without anyone else to snatch him from her.

There's nothing wrong with shipping yo but neither Roxy nor Jake have showed any canon interest with each other. Hell Roxy has showed a more interest in Jane than either of the boys. It's not gonna be canon, ever, sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

jake <3 Dirk is an impossible thing, admit this to yourselves and grow as a person

>>67040
People like you only make it more likely to happen.

>>67040
have you seen today's update dude

Well this thread turned to shit

>>67040
[citation needed]

>>67043
Yeah he kissed a head, not that gay or attractive. That is as close to third base as Dirk will ever get. Jake is not a homosexual.

this is a low-quality conversation, and although my brain stem is screaming out for me to enter it guns a-kimbo I'm going to do my part in getting the thread back on track instead.

>>67048
That's correct, Jake's bicurious.

>>67039
Actually, during her very first conversation with Jane in the story she mentioned "what kind of gift to give Jake on his birthday that was a flirtatious gesture but not that serious" since she did have somewhat of a crush on Jake as well as Jane's dad, and Jane got somewhat annoyed. She didn't want to make any further moves on Jake because she knew that Jane liked Jake. And later one she purposely friendzoned herself in her first conversation with Jake for Jane's sake.

That said, there seems to be some foreshadowing that Roxy would probably end up falling for John as seen during one of John's+Karkat's last pesterlog's before the scratch, and those last few updates before [S]Decend in act 4.

>>67054
Fuck.

That.

Roxy/Calliope, motherfuckers. Most splendid ship.

>>67055
could work
if cherubs could into love
and if roxy could stand dealing with uu on an extended basis

>>67063
Yeah, in reality it would probably end in tears, and they would be best for both of their sakes if they ended up as friends. But whatever...

>>67055
>another Rose/Calliope shipper
Brother.

>>67093
I'm almost certain that's a typo, but god damned that would be a good crack ship.

>>67096
what if rose fought her mom for the love of the kawaii alien monster

>>67096
yes it was

and yes

it is

>>67096
>>67134
Rose has the best crackships

>>67165
>older Rose wearing a busting blouse, short skirt, and thigh-highs

>and doing some bondage crap with Doc Scratch

>>67192
FTFY

Also, sage for unrelated post to thread.

Daily dose of blackrom(?)

>>67378
Why would those two be in blackrom? I know it's shipping, but they seemed to get along well enough.

>>67380
Probably because Tavros+Aradia vs. Vriska+Terezi. Pair the spares, or something.

>>67380
To be honest, I have no idea where this image came from or the background behind it. Art looks familiar though.
Did Aradia and Terezi even speak to each other outside of maybe a walkaround flash?

>>67384
well they used to flarp together with tavros and vriska so yeah, probably?

>>67384
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004138