Also I bet Brobot is susceptible to liquids

>>61726
If by creepy you mean arousing, sure.

Extremely creepy.

>>61729

jake is gonna cum on brobot till he dies

I hope DD gets a chance to do something awesome, love me some DD

I love how the Condesce's hair just expands out behind her, like it never stops getting bigger.

>>61733
It seemed to take on the shape of a certain Lusus, one that was closely related to Present and future Empresses?

Jesus Flash that was the coolest Christ.

>>61729
he was running on...water?

EVERYONEQUITYOURGODDAMNBITCHING.swf

I loved Jakes Two pistols, wink~ battle taunt.

Anyone still convinced Dirk sucks in every imaginable way?

>>61747
I'm sure he sucks but does he swallow?

Hwaugh! Glasses! Eyes! They came off!


God, that's disturbing.

>>61747
Nope, just you. This flash was a glorious return to Bro-ness for Dirk.

>>61747
Yeah but it was an interesting flash. Except that part where Jake's eyes are punched off. That is so fucking creepy.

>>61747
He's like Sollux. There are interesting things around him and he does cool shit, but he himself is boring/bad

>>61751
>>61753

>>61753
the glasses punch was a hilarious visual joke akin to, say, wild e coyote getting crushed by a falling rock and bouncing up and down like an accordion

Okay Dirk.
I love you now.
It's okay.

>>61756
No, we get that.

Still really creepy.

Okay, I remember a while ago some person was trying to get the general demographics of the homestuck fandom. Any idea where I can find the results of that? I'm curious.

What if the R-Kids' Jack Noir dies and DD takes over as the main Archagent????

OH MY GOD

Great flash or greatest flash?

oh heck yeah ♡

>>61763
STUPID SEXY EMPRESS

The Condesce is the best antagonist in Homestuck.

>>61759
http://homestuckcensus.tumblr.com/

But the latest results specifically are here, from three months ago:

http://pastehtml.com/view/bbiybd24g.html

>>61765
tl;dr the average Homestuck fan is a heterosexual women from California aged 16-18 born under the sign of Leo. Her favourite kid is Dave and her favourite troll is Karkat, her least favourite character is Eridan. She has not made a fan character, she has RP'd as an MSPA character and she is open to the idea of cosplay. She started reading Homestuck during Act 5.2

>>61765
wow there really needs to be a newer, more streamlined survey because this shit could really be improved

hmmMMmm

>>61766
>started reading Homestuck during Act 5.2

>>61769
Hey now, not all of us were around to be here from the beginning. I started reading during 5.2 too, because that's about the time fans were so noisy about it I had to find out what annoying internet fad was taking place.

I just didn't start with 5.2. That would be stupid.

Also started during 5.2

Didn't start reading MSPA back during Bard Quest or Problem Sleuth? You don't know doody about stuff.

>>61776
I started back when Jailbreak was happening in a forum thread and we were all eagerly waiting for a new Inappropriate Time for Ham.

ohhhhh what now

>>61780

I was sitting next to Andrew in Kindergarten, waiting to him to finish drawing a sloppy crayon drawing.

>>61781
I'm his consumed fetal brother, typing away from inside his spleen.

>>61785
I'm the twinkle in his father's eye, communicating through complicated time-travel bullshit.

guys, what if rose and roxy are the only humans with eyes on their heads?

So I was watching some reaction videos (because I like them) and a guy pointed out something I had missed: the Condesce is wearing the Black Queen's ring.

Now of course she isn't going to get prototyped powers or anything (Jade shot that down ages ago), but this just makes me wonder even more how this whole takeover went down. Did she kill the Black Queen? Imprison her? Is she still out there? What about the King?

>>61788
Are you sure that wasn't just a regular ring? She does wear a ton of jewelery. There also weren't any of those lightbulby-looking things for the sprites on it.

>>61788
>What about the king?
Well, in the kids's session, we saw the king at zero prototypings and he was just a chess piece. And since the R-kids' planets have no towers and the ring has no orbs, it's all but confirmed now that there won't be any pre-entry prototypings here, so he'll probably stay that way. If she hasn't knocked him over yet. Shouldn't be hard.

In the beta session, Jack was the paper pusher getting orders from the Queen while DD and CD were the assassins sent out to kill the Kids. And HB was killed. Since it seems Jack and CD are the assassins of the alpha session and HB was killed, I'm hoping we get to see a lot more of DD than we did earlier. He's nastier and more competent than Jack, and nowhere near as impulsive or plain destructive.

>>61805
He likes grey ladies, too. Must love serving under one.

my favourite bit about this flash is DD's little walk cycle.

i think this is the first time hussie has animated a proper walk cycle. the kids' 2 frame leg spasm doesn't count

>>61792
there weren't any lightbulby things on the castle spires, either. someone brought it up like a month ago here and it was theorized that it meant that roxy and friends are not meant to prototype anything at all.

it's fully possible that the ring shown on the empress' hand IS the prototype ring, but there's nothing on it because the black queen cannot be prototyped in this session. and she may have also done something to it to assure that none of the prototypings will ever go through, if say jake throws one of the fairybull corpses into the kernelsprite or something.

the fact that she only has one ring on her hand in the same position as the original black queen is compelling evidence that it is the black queen's ring. in all other pictures of her, the empress is wearing a ton of fancy bling on each hand. she took it off and replaced it with a plain one, so it must carry special significance.

jake............

>>61813
Why did you crop out a quarter of the url?
http://green-eyes-peeled-for-blue-lookers-nude.com

Is the "He can't hear you anymore, Jake" line by Brobot from a robot movie or something? I could almost swear I heard something like it in, like, a terminator movie or something...
Either way, Jake getting served on butler island is pretty hilarious.

>>61814
Oh my fuck, that's a nice touch.

>>61815
it reminds me a lot of hal 9000

>>61814
ahahahahahaha it's a real link