>>38512
See now that's terrifying because Jade is breeding frogs.

>>38651
Awesome.

>>38687

What is wrong with her face.

>>38688
She doesn't appear to have her usual cat-lip thing.

screeching irl

>>38736

Dave just can't resist goobers.

>>38862

Why is she so tiny?

>>38865
What she looks like is immaterial. The important thing here is whether she quenches his thirst for sloppy Jade makeouts.

>>38799

What's the source for this one?

>>38868

http://www.retrodynamics.tumblr.com

>>38960
i died

>>38962
dont get

>>38991
No More Heroes

>>38997
But what is Travis Strider doing?

Hes helping Nepeta not be such a fat fuck No More Heroes 2: Exercising Jeane about a minute 40 seconds in.

>>39000
oh...
cute

Got tiger trickster John's hood even has a loop to hold his hair lollipop in place. SBURB is so thoughtful!

Babbys!

>>39156
but

where the hood at

>>39160
ilu

>>39160
you better bust that if you gon pull that

oh my gosh :O

http://www.flickr.com/photos/courtyard_droll/

>>39339
I wish the person taking the photos would have taken more care to not include the monitor frame on the last few, so it would have looked at least a tad convincing.

>>40277

Already posted. >>39950

>>40299
yer a party pooper yknow that

>>39128

>>40921
oh my god yes

(autumnalequinox @ tumblr)

>>41184
Beautiful. Karkat is beautiful.

>>40921
And I assume this same person did the kid version of the scalemates?

I really need to replay Ghost Trick now.

So I guess HSG had a thread where people wrote about being a dad to one of the trolls, kind of cute:
http://pastebin.com/iCfp9Uim

>>41808

The PM one isn't cute but it's amazing.

Doorstuck

>>42257
I dun get Terezi's?

>>42314

Seems to be a joke about her height relative to the rest of them.

>>42257
What's up with Vriska's?

>>42395

It's fly paper.

>>42395
She's stuck on flypaper I think. Scorpian paper? Spider paper?

>>42607

This is actually kind of sad when you think of it.

>>42638
I love how all the presents (if that's what they are) are copypasted perfect, featureless cubes.

i love this

>>42947
I too love this. :3

I'm rather indifferent.

>>42999
Then... why bother to comment at all? :\

>>43002

Because I am not a sheep and my opinion needs to be heard, dammit.

(wrong)

>>42947
Dave gets all the pussy.

>>42741
None of the kids or trolls could figure out what to get Karkat (or didn't put enough thought into it!) so they just got him some PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS that he can delete to recover some build grist to alchemize what he wants.

It's the Sburb equivalent of giving someone a gift card.

>>43135
haha yes
a $10 gift card for someone who is fabulously wealthy

>>43301
people would actually care about eridan if hussie gave him a sappy backstory like vriska

>>43329
people invent their own sappy backstories anyway, so its not really necessary. vriskas canon childhood backstory and conflicted attitudes could have been copypasted from any of dozens of old speculating /co/ threads talking about poor tormented spiderwaifu's possible pasts

>>43329
Not everyone loves Vriska because of omg so misunderstood!!

Some of us love her because she's a bitch, and would love to see her continue being a bitch. Aka. the correct way to be a Vriska fan.

>>43342
you say that now

but deep in the night you dream of hugging spidertroll and talking with her about her life and problems and helping her become a better person

and you wake up in a cold sweat

dont deny it

>>43343
Not really? :\

Why is liking a ruthless bitchy character for their ruthless bitchy characteristics so hard to understand? Maybe if you hated people just a bit more you'd get it.

>>43347
I can't like her that way because it's tremendously stupid of her. Nothing she ever did out of malice did her any good, it always backfired immediately afterwards.

>>43484
but then youre supposed to be entertained by the painful repercussions she suffers for her shortsighted gut reactions! dont you enjoy seeing alien children maim and murder each other and accomplish nothing?

WHY IS THIS DISCUSSION HAPPENING IN THE KAWAII THREAD...

>>44515
>filename, ba ha

incoming neptella

This could be the first time where I say Lil Cal actually look cute.

>>44890
dave the loli

>>44917
I lol'd
>dave the loli
until then.

>>44991
It's just a silly picture of two kids in dresses. Calm down.

In this case it's probably referencing lolita fashion, which has everything to do with modest Victorian-style dresses and virtually nothing to do with controversial 1950's literature.

>>45065
no, it's a term usually used by anime nerds in reference to a prepubescent girl. this term was inspired by nabokov's book.

PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT LOLITA NO ONE CARES THANKS IN ADVANCE.

>>45099

kawaii uguu prepubescent girls, to be more precise. Their 2d ultra moeblob looks somehow garner anime nerds' obsessions.

The ultimate point is, though, is that the anime lolis are so far different from the Lolita of Nabokov's novel, and are so mentioned and portrayed in a facetious contexts in light of weeaboo obsessions (like waifus and body pillows), that I'm not sure how someone could legitimately get their panties knotted over it. Unless someone were showing a picture of a loli in an unironic, actually suggestive tone.

Anywhooo

Moirails are always cute, right?

>>45105
'rails before pails, all day every day.

Those two also remind me of something particularly kawaii I read recently: it was a headcanon stating that animal puns were an English approximation of the sounds that trolls pick up from their lusii before they learn how to speak properly. It's like baby talk, and only shows up when the troll is stressed (like when Equius was upset about Aradia) or trying to look cute (like Nepeta, Feferi, and the boys trying to get into Feferia' sarong).

All of the babbys! All of them!

>>45320
dat salamander. i want.

The epic conclusion!

>>45570
I cracked up at TOSS!

>>45570
Haha, the anime side-mouth joke at the end really gets me.

>>45584
Oh wow I didn't even catch that at first. Hahaha

Blanket ghost!

>>45570
Whatisthisidonteven

Did you throw up at this? I did

>>46160

Jade has good choice. It's funny to me because I just rewatched Watchmen a week ago.

>>46198
Actually that's human Vriska.

>>46198
>>46201

These posts were my reactions

I love it when tegaki board comments turn into reply comics.

http://tewi.us/tegaki/dblog.php?u=130673&e=1443601

>>46425
hehehe

http://tewi.us/tegaki/dblog.php?u=135247&e=1446143

Iguana consorts are cute, right?

>>46495
Is that what they are? Iguanas?

Look it is just A Fact that babies and grubs are the most kawaii things there are.

>>46495
I thought they are something like newts.

>>46515
>>46539

Yes, they are iguanas. It was confirmed by AH's girlfriend.

Awwww...

You are now dead of kawaii

>>46606

More like dead of stupid homolust

>>46635
omg u r such a homophone

>>46606
What is wrong with John's face.

>>46663

All animus turn into flounders when they move into profile view. It's an evolutionary trait of their species.

SPEAKING OF JOHN'S FACE HNNNNNNGGG

>When a mysterious Seer crashes into the forest near her hive, the young Kanaya goes investigating. Her sister is kidnapped by a mysterious birdlike creature and she must team up with the feisty pirate Rose Lalonde to save her loved one from certain doom!

>Explore the Incipisphere seas while riding your trusty boat, and collect the Three Fabrics of the Goddesses! Visit the sunken ruins of Alternia, defeat the evil Ganeridan, and save Grimdark Princess Lalonde!

>Featuring such melodies as the Ashen Waltz and the Hymn of the Drinker, and items like the Master Chainsaw, the Matriorb-bombs, the Hornshot, and the titular Snark Waker!

>Go forth, young jadeblood, and discover your DESTINY!

>>47451

>>47452

>>47453

Why in the fuck is it Rose as Tetra and not Vriska?

>>47458
because shipping

why isn't tavros or gamzee link

they are the wind-aligned person and the bard, respectively

>>47459
wait shit tavros can't be link because he's too busy being tingle

i guess that means link is gamzee then

>>47451
Don't get me wrong, I love me some kan but why isn't that John?
He literally IS the wind waker

But John is the windwaker it's him.

You can't argue canon and word of Hussie.

>>47462
the wind waker is link's wand, dummy!

>>47451
And Karkat can be Aril!

>>47464
does this mean Rose must be DPed by both Kanaya and John in order to win?

kanaya is link because one of the artist's favorite characters is kanaya
im pretty sure that's the only reason

kanaya is green blood and link is green clothes makes perfect sense

>>47510
but what about when he has red clothes and blue clothes?

Didn't Andrew say on formspring once that all four kids are technically Link but from different games? I forget his reasoning though.

Someone drew a cute kids drawing of all four as Links in response too.

>>47518

John is the Wind Waker and Dave is the Hero of Time

Um
Not sure bout the other two

>>47525
Rose is the Hero of Light, from Twilight Princess. Not sure about Jade.

>>47533
LttP Link perhaps? Or Link from the Oracle games.

is apologetic Karkat, kawaii?

Kindergartener!Karkat & Terezi

>>47666

it is now

>homestuck headcanon one day the kids livestreamed like four seasons of full house in one sitting and jade developed a crush on jesse

>i think its the mullet that did it for her yeah probably

>(this is a serious legitimate headcanon im dead serious here im not kidding this happened)

Jebus, that was fast.

>>48108
>>48109

Ahhhh they're fantastic! Who made them?

Please tell me a similar jade and rose are on the way

>>48111
They're by a random girl that goes by the name of Deb and does intend to do Rose and Jade, and oh hey, it's me! Thank you!

Cute Hoodies/Costumes!

>>48287
>Feferi is a bird, not fish

>>48293
so her and sollux can be "the birds and the bees"

>>48295

Dolorosa, we know you're a new and first mom and all, but kids are not ham sandwiches.

baa

nak

John and Dave as bros counts as kawaii, right?

>>49468
>2k11

But Homestuck takes place in 2009!

>>49468
>>49475
right next to the 2k11
is that
is that a penis
?

I'm so proud of you

>>48109
>>48108
>>48168

Man, hopefully I can get an answer on this. These are made out of paper cut-outs, right? God, they're amazing. How much time did it take you?

Also, where is the Jade and Rose ones?

KahWhyEee

>>54213

Why is this a thing

>>54248
>>54213
oh man why are these so funny

>>54213
>>54248
why is not a thread?
no, you know what? WHY IS THERE NO ANDREW HUSSIE THREAD?

>>54353

Because every thread here is a Hussie thread.

Sugoi~

>>54367
No guy, you don't get it...
I'm talking about a full-on HussNasty thread; WITH HOT MS. PAINT PICS AND EVERYTHING!!!

>>55924
I...think you might have posted in the wrong thread...

>>55925
I don't believe so

83c

forced to post here because we lack a hawt beefcake thread

>>56645
Why am I so turned on by this?

>>56733

wut

>>56733
u like gameboyz

>>56733
Although I do not find that picture particularly arousing at all, I do find the thought of Bro on a bike very desirable. :B

Cute <3

I don't have the comic which would preceed this but I can link to the voiced youtube version...
>>51792

No doubt this is an old pic. still cute tho.

>>59491
i counted 7 trolls in this...
and i just figured out that it's Gamzee, who is a Dersite...
please explain

>>60219
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004405

>>60219
uhhhhhhhh

Exclusively Prospitan (in order): Karkat, Terezi, Gamzee, Tavros, Vriska, Kanaya

Exclusively Derse (in order): Equius, Aradia, Nepeta, Eridan, Feferi

Sollux is has a body on both, and he brings the total up to 7 Prospit players and 6 Derse, although it was really more like 4 Derse players because Aradia was chained in the core the whole time and Sollux replaced his waking body with his Derse self.

little goblins r kawaii

fat little goblins r even more kawaii

>>61521
But UU types/writes in gray...

Hey why does she do that anyway? Is lime blood something to hide?

>>61538
Well as far as I remember it wasn't exactly something unique to Karkat, just something trolls who wanted to express thier dislike of the blood system tended to take up, or that might have just been the grey signless symbol, can't remember.
The real reason is so Hussie can tease the fandom or have a big reveal later.

>>61538
maybe she just likes the colour. she obviously isn't from the post-scratch world so the hemospectrum might not even exist for her, thus no need to have any sort of blood colour identifier on her. it's like how i have blue eyes but i can type in red if i feel like it because my eye colour isn't representative of a large part of who i am.

WHY HAS NOBODY POSTED THIS YET THIS IS HUGE

>>62397
Discussion is ongoing! In the main thread. Consequently, this should be there.

>Death is a great host and all but the Courtyard Droll is still upset and his tummy hurts so he decides to hover around the Windswept Questant for comfort.

>END OF ACT 5 MADE ME REALLY SAD, OK.................

D'aaaaaaaw

>>63067

Man...this thing is...at the same time motherfucking kawaii, but also horriblely retch-worthy

>>63437
By retch-worthy you mean utterly pointless?

>>63383
Wow that one is pretty old

>>63442
yeah I found it when reading archived HSGs from, like, late 2010?

Immortality's got a bad rap. Sure, people worry about infinite time leading to infinite boredom, but I figure there's more stuff to see and do than a person can actually remember. Sooner or later you end up back where you started and think you're someplace new.