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Konami: Revengence PC release; Something with David Hayter, more metal gear. wildcard: Bloody Roar 5 announced... lolNO
Microsoft: Continuing the decent into madness as they chew off their own legs with more Kinect stuff no one in the audience cares about. Revealing of a few exclusives plus a trailer for the Halo TV series. Trailer for a new Killer Instinct is shown and the fgc gets hype for 2 minutes before they remember what system it's exclusive on. Spends most of their time either backtracking or digging their grave deeper.
EA: Will call whatever new sports title they're producing now "revolutionary". Nothing really new or interesting to most of the E3 audience. Alternatively they reveal Mass Effect 4 to be an XbOne exclusive and I chimp right the fuck out.
Ubisoft: TOM CLANCY! ASSASSINS CREED! ALL SHIT YOU'VE SEEN A DOZEN TIMES BEFORE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE LINE UP!
Sony: Will take at LEAST 5 minutes to take the piss on Microsoft, hoping the media keeps punching them long enough to not realize that Sony has some of the same shit people hate about the XbOne. Mostly consists of "Social Sharing" and "Look look! Now you have a reason to buy the Vita! Please oh please god buy the Vita!"
Nintendo: Links and Mario Luigies and Samuses. Nothing unusual or unexpected. Will briefly cover Pokemon XY and Bayonetta 2, but not anything new, will show a brief trailer for the new Smash bros which will just be a cut scene of Mario, Samus, Link, and Pikachu in a locker room. Mario walks out the door but trips and corrects himself before falling. He winks at the camera. When the lights go back on; the Nintendo staff is met with hundreds of raised middle fingers.
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