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"Larfleeze needs to get a job...
I found the perfect ending to the episode. Someone gives him an idea to sell some of the watches and jewelry he's stolen.
So he is wearing the "merchant" trench and says "wanna buy a watch"? "Yeah sure" "I got a bunch of em, Ten bucks" *pulls up his sleeve to reveal watches* "ok" *pulls out ten bucks* "MINE!"
Then he does it to atrocitus: "Wanna buy a watch?" "That's my coat" "Ten bucks, got a large selection" "That's my watch." "So you gonna buy one or what?""
"That would still imply giving up the couch. He should be a garbage man. "I like my job. They pay me money to take things." The stuff never reaches the dump."
"More Guy Gardner! He should order several pizzas sent to Atrocitus. And Larfleeze shows up and says he'll take care of it--and steals Atrocitus's wallet to pay for it. And just kills the pizza boy anyway. Cue blood vomit.
I still like Rage Burger better than Murder Burger, though. Can't we pull a Metalocalypse and have one be the comic name and one be the actual restaurant name?"
"Combine these two. but make Larfleeze Oliver.
"Please sir, can i have some more." Atrocitus: No "I won't ask again" *takes it from Atro* A: RAAAAGE!!! VOMITS BLOOD Larfleeze tries to take the vomit. Hands melt. "Hmm I seem to have found a difficulty""
" Larfleeze randomly comes into ownership of a limo. When Atroc tries to find out how he got it, he sees Larfleeze with a construct of a limo driver driving him through the drive thru in Rage Burger."
"There's need be an episode with a health inspector or food critic that goes to Murder Burger and Sinestro's restraurant (Fear Fries?) .
Of course Sinestro instills fear/Parallax in the inspector/critic to give him a good rating and shut down the Murder Burger. Then Larfleeze comes in to save the day somehow because Murder Burger is his favourite. Atrocitus is raging the fuck out throughout the episode.
Critic/inspector could be Guy."
"after sinestro fails, Larfleeze shows up at the end of the episode in a fake mustache & sombrero and introduces himself to Atrocitus as seƱor Healtho inspectoro"
"Some more good construct ideas would be great. Larfleeze is walking a construct dog. Atroc walks to Larfleeze and yells "WHOS DOG DID YOU KILL THIS TIME?" And something else happens."
" Show the kitchen of Sinestro's rival restaurant run by Qwardians who are getting whipped and yelled at by Arkillo."
"Episode idea: Hal comes to Murder Burger for lunch Hal: Say, Atro, what's the secret of your meat? Atrocitus: WE NEVER TELL AT MURDER BURGER! RAAAAARRRRL! Plus... you don't wanna know.
Enter Black Hand. BH: Delivery Mr. Atrocitus! He's standing next to what is clearly a casket."
"oh shit, that's perfect. At the Maccas I work at, food for cop's is free.
So Guy's constantly stopping by, flashing his badge and grabbing free food (even off duty).
Seeing the same cop several times in a night pisses me off, I can imagine how Atrocitus would feel having to hand out free food."
"Oh, and for one episode Mongul takes over Yellow Castle, and is actually competent and gets customers, so Attrocitus and Larlfleeze (who is mad that he can't take people's money because MONGUL has it) figure out a way to get Sinestro back."
It should have a title along the lines of "Atrocitus n' Larfleeze", except on the title card, Larfleeze has X'd it out and written MINE, and then Atrocitus is saying "HEY, FUCK YOBLAAAAAARRRRHHHGGG"
"Now imagine if that Cop was GUY GARDNER." "And this pisses Larfleeze off because he's never given free food." "Thus has Larfleeze either dressing like a cop or ducking under the counter as he is using a construct of a cop to try to get food."
"Customer: "Can I get some ketchup" Atrocitus: *Gives one packet* "HERE." Customer: "Um, could I have some more?" Atrocitus: *Vomits acid blood on customer* "AAARGH! HERE'S YOUR FUCKING KETCHUP!""
"Oh! Idea! IDEA!
Murder Burger's having some sort of promotion where the first 50 people to order a hamburger get TWO instead of just one.
So Larfleeze sends his construct corps over to make sure he gets all 50 spots.
But when he gets there, Guy's there ahead of him and he's going to take the first one!
So Larfleeze has to come up with a way to get Guy to move. And Guy doesn't even want the second burger, he's just seeing what he can get out of Larfleeze.
Ends with such a commotion being made that Atrocitus gets so mad he cancels the entire promotion."
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