Ferrous stop being a baby, that's what masturbation is for.

>>383482
>implying

I spent the day drinking and watching mildly attractive Scottish men covered in axle grease fight each other for a giant ham wired to the top of a massive pole. What a time to be alive.

>digging around in the attic for some old maps of Europe dad wanted
>just found my PSP and all the games I bought that I thought we'd lost in the move years ago
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MAH GOD

>not eating your baby

>>383495
No the placenta is the part you eat, the baby is the thing you distract bears and tigers with.

Finally got a working mic, so if you wanna to chat about mostly silence, I'm Silken Liver Slipper on Skype.

i-if you w-want to, t-that is...

>check resume to make sure I sent the right one off
>notice it's a bit outdated and has my phone number from my cell phone that got shut off a few weeks ago
>okay, I better fix that
>hmm, wonder what the rest of my resumes look like
>check
>notice my old phone number is on all of them
>in spite of the fact that I could have sworn I changed it
>every resume I've sent off for the last two weeks has a shit phone number on it

I want to die. At least the email was fine.

Tryin' to get my ass in gear to write and pixel art more.

It ain't easy, but what is?

I might be adopting a kitten

I'm scared, I haven't had a pet since I was 10 and I forgot how to animals

>>383509
Just pick a good, powerful marinade before you cook it. There's not much meat on kittens.

>>383510
Adopt means raising. It'll be a big cat before he eats it.

>>383507
Warm-ups.

>>383509

Feed them, clean them, and be prepared to pick up poop.

That's about it.

>>383512
Exactly like babies then.

>>383514
This is why I always thought babies and pets were pretty much the same thing. Why detest one and put up with the other when they do the exact same shit?

>>383515
Imo babies are more fun, because they evolve into more interesting things if you feed them minerals.

Pets stay the same more or less, and die very quickly.

Hi +4, I just discovered traps.

>>383515
Babies cost about $200,000 to raise to adulthood. Pets probably cost like a tenth of that at most.

>>383517
That's fucking creepy and unnatural jesus. She/he looks like a mannequin.

>>383518
That's if you want to raise a child properly and send them off to school, bet you can cut costs if you raise it in a kennel and feed it table scraps.

>>383517
p sure that is a sex doll

>>383520
That kind of perfection is unnatural. If this was a biological girl, I'd give her a 9/10, only not 10 because haven't seen rest of body.

>>383522
https://www.facebook.com/xFrank.Wolf
http://xfrankwolf.tumblr.com/

>>383524
this kid is up to some ulzzang shit. why would anyone want to look so anime; this is proof the animes are destroying our youth

>>383515
Animals don't have a teenage phase.
Animals don't spend the first few years just crying and pooping.

>>383527
Animals actually do both of those things. It's just an animal's teenage years less often involve becoming an emo or experimenting with drugs.

breaking up with someone because they're suicidal is about as low as it gets isnt it?

but im not sure how much more of this is can take

>>383533
As someone who was suicidal sometimes that is exactly the kind of wake up person needs.

>terrible shooping and weird make-up that looks way too fake and alien to be attractive
>ratty-ass wigs
>can't conture for shit

2/10 would not masturbate to.

>>383533
No, it isn't. Breaking up with someone who has cancer? Maybe.

>>383533
take care of yourself, first.

in after girls jelly a guy is prettier than them

>>383541
That one looks okay, the others are fuckin' creepy.

>>383545
Maybe lighting in others is creepy, and s/he does use contact lenses to make irises look bigger.

>>383533

don't torture yourself out of obligation.

agree w/ ferrous. take care of yourself first.

there's something oddly attractive about a guy who really likes his food. i dunno if it's some sort of weird mothering instinct but i want a man who will eat all my cooking and ask for seconds, like i remember this big rugby looking bloke at a chinese buffet with what appeared to be his tiny little grandma and she kept making him go get more food and he was like "granmaaa" but ate like six plates and i was like gosh what a cutie. idk i really liked cooking for my ex too, especially since he couldn't cook for himself.

>>383548
"Hey tooth, I really like food."

How am I this old and still this retarded at grocery shopping?

It's my first day of college.

All 3 of my (handsome and fit) roommates have hot girlfriends that sleep over with them. I think at least 2 of them had sex last night. Meanwhile on the other side of the hall is the fat introvert virgin that's losing his hair. And while you're experiencing sweet passion that echoes through the halls, reminding me how much of a loser I am, I'll be sitting by your door listening in, crying to myself as I jack off.

Yeah. That's what I'm gonna do.

>>383554
even spreeses had sex
you'll be fine

>>383554
protip: do not actually sit outside their doors and masturbate

fuck her, im out

after what she said and did last night i dont care if shes all talk or not. i dont care if it was the medication talking or it was her it cant be taken back

basicy the only reason i was with her was to try keep her on the straight and narrow so her kids were looked after. if anything happened to her they'd go back to their abusive father. i wouldn't have a legal leg to stand on and i'd never see them again despite bing more of a father to them in one year than he has in six

i've been 24 for barely a month and i was already staying in a relationship i didn't want to be in for the sake of the kids

>>383548
I totally have that for guys and girls as well.

>>383557
That sucks dude.

>>383548
There's just something about them...

I have an entire folder of this, love the contrast.

Attractive heavy-set guys with thin, boring-looking women that aren't pretty enough for them are the worst.

ACTUAL GODDAMN RECLUSE INMY COFFEE MUGS
HOWTO GET OUT TO KILL IT
AND THEN SUE THE STORAGE GUY FOR THE RATS AND THE SPIDERS

WTF ROACHES WHY ARE THERE ROACHES TOO

Okay the spider's dead. The roaches are still everywhere. Im getting a work order for some serious exterminating.

COLLEGE~

I'm sorry about the VMA's.

>>383571

As well you should be.

>>383557
Shity. I do liek kids, in the "hey you guys are the next gen that's kind of really cool" way but it's always heartbreaking when you want to be a positive force in the kids life and there's just nothing you can do.

>>383572
HAH. Lydia in the corner seals it.

>>can't call someone your "boy friend" without other people thinking you mean a romantic/sexual partner
>>call someone your "girlfriend" and they think you mean "someone you just hang out with and go shopping and get manicures with and is just a BFF".

Do I need to explain you a thing again.

>>383555
who the fuck had sex with spreeses

>>383574
Damn, here I thought they had really made something awesome and gotten Beetlejuice on stage...

Probably a good thing that I found her performance far more on the cute side. From the entrace with the tongue thing, it's like an awkward episode of Hannah Montana... don't try so hard, girl. It's okay to be cute.
http://www.portalthirteen.com/2013/08/vma-2013-miley-cyrus-canta-we-cant-stop-assista.html

>>383578
Ummm sorry for the moonspeak, it was where I found the video. Even forgot it wasn't in english.

>gf is away at college now and away from her family
>which means we can video call every night now
sighs this makes me really happy sighs

>>383577
second

>>383577
>>383582

whocaresnotme

>>383577
>>383582
Crazy Tiffany.

>>383557
Good on ya. Seriously. The law is not always on the side of justice, especially where shitty parents are concerned. For that I'm most sorry.

Guys srsly I got a lot in order with myself over the years. Relationships was one of them.

I posted about the first one here but that's about all I talked about.

>>383590
I'm happy for ya buddy.

Amount of fucks given today: 0

Seriously, I only came to work today because I knew my boss wasn't going to be here so I could do maybe an hour of work and fuck around the rest of the time.

can we just not today, employment? I have this Saint's Row 4 game at is better than anything you've ever done for me except give me money to buy it and really world peace is like 99% probable if we all just stop and play this game for a week.

>>383591
Thanks Tiki.

>>383590
i don't like being dismissive but i have a strong tendency to be rude to people whose motivations i find unsavory, and for that i'm sorry.

if you really have done a lot of growing up, i'm sorry for prejudicing against you based on our past... experiences.

but... i still think what you said earlier in the debt conversation was a bit tactless given the people present, but it's totally up to you to speak your piece when you wish to. free country, etc. i'll try not to be such a douchebag about other people's lives. it's not my place.

https://medium.com/creative-business/9e573eb6d8b8

That shit woke me up today.

>>383596
while i am entirely happy that this message finally clicked, this just makes it more clear to me that you don't need the words of people posting here. i'm cheering you on either way.

>>383597

>you don't need the words of people posting here

Yeah, but you guys are pretty much all I have when it comes to tough love.

Besides, you're all good people.

Except for Bea.

Who is a bear. ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

>>383595
I didn't mean for it to sound tactless, I guess I can rub people as inconsiderate with what I say sometimes, so I am sorry it came that way.

I'm not one to take much stock in talks of privilege, but I am aware I am very fortunate for the family and position we're in. My discussion wasn't meant as a takedown of anyone or bragging, to be honest I was frustrated that they did it, not to mention without asking. But in retrospect, I can see how it would be seen like snobbery, so again I'm sorry.

I'm grateful that you won't judge me for my past arrogance, but if I do rub you wrong again, don't be afraid to speak your mind either. I can be unintenionally inconsiderate at times.

I'm pretty ashamed to say that lately I think I may be developing something of a prejudice against certain mentally disabled people.
It probably started because I've been having a lot of bad experiences working with them lately and being mistakenly grouped with them in a program that was supposed to help with my depression and social anxiety, which I stopped attending as soon as possible, which involed being subjected to racism, religious bigotry, and being pretty seriously sexually harassed by some of the women on numerous occasions, with the people in charge excusing them/not wanting to address it.
Coincidentally, been having some problems at my work with a new guy they hired as well.

I don't hate them or anything, and am always sure to treat them with respect. These days I just find myself tense and on edge whenever I see one.
It's stupid. I've known disabled persons before who were plenty nice and reasonable. Even though I had to endure this treatment from them on a regular basis for about a year, I shouldn't let it effect me like this.
Feel like scum. I think I just need a bit more time to put this all behind me.

>>383600
Don't feel too bad about it. My mum's a social worker who used to be a carer for the disabled (mental and physical) and my sister's still currently a support worker training to be a social worker too and they both agree disabled people (especially people physically disabled from birth) are some of the biggest shitlads on earth. My mum even quit her position to go get a job in caring for the elderly because she couldn't stand disabled people any more. My sister's going back to university to specify in children and families for basically the same reason.

The thing to remember with disabled people is that while they are varyingly hampered they still learn and grow as much a product of their environment as anyone else, with many rather than be taught and groomed for success they were treated as pampered failure simply reflect that sort of treatment which permeated their lives.

Oh I got some nice flirting with the bridesmaids but they're all dupe conservative Christians which meant sound and fury but ultimately signifying nothing.

/pol/ is leaking
kill some threads please

>>383617

you mean here or at the motherboard

oh, it's here, too. granted, it's not as bad.

tumblr reminded me y'all existed

hello are you all still beautiful, i know i am

>>383619
You ditched us raptor. You ditched us and you forgot about us. I had so many sads.

I had animated gifs of birds and dinosaurs grinding on poles just for you raptor.

Now that folder has rotted and died in the great harddrive crash of 2013.

Do you even watch pacific rim? ;~;

>>383619
I'm like, the third most beautiful person I know. I sometimes walk past something reflective and have to stop and stare, maybe wink. Just something flirty, not showing any real interest of course, gotta keep myself at arm's length.
That's Ferrous Fellow btw.

>clean belly button with water pik
>hairball comes out

Someone should just make a movie of my life.

>>383620

dude i fucking love pacific rim sasha kaidanovsky is my jam

i got caught up in college and figuring myself out, but i'm done with the first one and making good progress on the second one! so i'm starting my slow and painful human interaction recovery. who are you again?

i've deleted like eight posts just trying to get the stupid fucking spoiler thing right again fuck it

hi ff

>>383619
but no really zup. I forget who you are

>>383628
it's ok, i forget who i am sometimes too

>>383630
try wearing a nametag. it helps when i forget.
apparently i'm ... "a big doofus"
:[
that's not nice. who wrote this?

>>383632
the dork wearing the nametag, obv

>>383600
Even though I have depression and anxiety, I feel a little similar when it comes to other people with similar problems. I'm really sympathetic towards people with depression, but sometimes I get worn out talking to other people who are depressed, frustrated I can't help them, and people who have severe mood swings downright scare me. I try to calm them down, and they either log off or insist upon slitting their wrists even deeper. I lose sleep over it. I'm seriously rethinking being a psychologist for my own mental health.

Raptor, let me love you down.

http://completeshot.tumblr.com/post/59489708345/women-can-drop-pipebombs-too

Hey, can I get some feedback/critique on this? I spent two hours on it first thing this morning (first time I’ve written *before* checking the Internet in the morning) and I’d love to know what people who don’t consider themselves wrestling fans think of it. (I also think I sound a bit too ‘formal’ or something in my writing, so if you guys have any advice on that, I’m all ears.)

>>383638
>formal
not really no. i couldn't get past the first paragraph because it read like a no-context rant about a wrestling event.

right from the get-go, if you want to build up some hype, put in some effort to build the atmosphere or throw something relatable to compare your story against. it's the strength and weakness of a metaphor, but the human mind likes to grasp onto new things by modeling them with old stuff it already knows. okay?

not formal. the word you're looking for is restrained. don't bold text to force emphasis like that. the language needs to pop on its own. in anything resembling journalism, bold is for highlighting a key important phrase or sentence that summarizes an entire portion of the article. it's a highlight. i mean... you can break this rule as much as you want, but what it's doing now is highlighting words that scream "SO INTENSE" instead of "THIS IS WORTH READING".

aaaand that's what i got from the first section.

>>383645

>restrained

Yeah, that sounds about right. Thanks for the critique. Even if it doesn’t cover the whole thing, what you said seems to cover much of my issues with my writing, and I’ll keep it in mind in the future.

(See, this is this stuff I don’t get elsewhere, and why I keep coming back here. Y’all are awesome.)

Everything is going wrong. Not even the littlest things are willing to work in my favor. Now I don't even have a handheld anymore and I'm hoping the PC won't crash or the power will cut out again while I'm typing this. It's like everything sees how much I struggle and just wants to push me in the direction my life is supposed to go. Which is not much further.

while speaking to peers here is helpful and we really do listen, please, please, please, if you ever feel trapped or lost, go look for resources from professionals who are better suited to meet your needs than we are.

i have met so many people in my life but rarely are they as trapped as they think they are. the mind plays terrible tricks and blinds us to so much that we can still do to liberate ourselves.

>>383646
do you have a target audience? you don't need one sometimes if what you produce can draw an audience, but be clear in your voice. if you're just talking for yourself, imagine talking to a version of you who's ignorant of what you know. how would you excite him? how would you get him pumped up?

...

but i'm never reading another bit of your writing again because i seriously don't give a fuck about wrestling beyond what i watched as a babby.

i know bret the hitman heart personally so you can pretty much such my dick

>>383652

>do you have a target audience?

Aside from the loosely-defined "smart wrestling fan" ("smart" as in "intelligent" instead of "knows wrestling is fake"), not really.

>be clear in your voice. if you're just talking for yourself, imagine talking to a version of you who's ignorant of what you know. how would you excite him? how would you get him pumped up?

Keepin’ this in mind, too.

>but i'm never reading another bit of your writing again because i seriously don't give a fuck about wrestling beyond what i watched as a babby.

I write other, non-wrestling-related meandering bullshit for my personal blog — but you wouldn’t want to read that shit, either.

But I do appreciate the critique. It gives me something to keep in mind when I start my writing tomorrow.

it feels like this is one of those days where i wish i could just disappear. not depressed. not unhappy. i just don't want to be responsible for anything.

and it seems so easy, but it's a cop out. i know it is. it's just me reacting to the people i wish would pay more attention to me... the people who used to care more about me... the people i respect... and some people that i still put on pedestals.

but to rely so much on their opinion is always to become a prisoner and to force someone to become the guard. it's not right.

and that's no good

>>383654
In a complete counter to this, yesterday I was in a horrible pit of depression but today (especially right now) I have plenty of energy and, dare I say it, I feel content (perhaps even happy.) I may also have thoughts approaching actual interests. Like things I might actually do, not just bitch about on the internet.

I don't know if it's my body over-balancing for yesterday's funk, the unusually heavy amount of Irish Cream I drank last night, or what.

All I know is that tomorrow I'll be right back to good-ol-depressed me.

so at this summer camp i was working at last month this little dude was getting picked up by his dad and he was all "when i grow up i wanna be just like dad because he's really cool"

and i was like "well i think you're pretty cool too! how about you grow up to be just like you?"

and the dad filed a complaint against me and i got written up????????????

i love you, raptor.
you always impressed me as an excellent human being.
keep getting written up.

>>383656

‘In my house, independent thought is banned!’

That dad can go eat a dick.

>>383660
well i think it's not a question of independent thought but the worry of the erosion of respect (which is a word i like) and obedience (which is a word i hate) that the dad reacted to.

what raptor did was an assertion of positive regard for who the kid is as a whole person. which is fantastic. talking to kids like respectable human beings and acknowledging them is important (along with complimenting them for their effort over their qualities and their choices over their current abilities).

but whatever. all i know is that the dad is being a weak little man for thinking that self-esteem is going to destroy his relationship with his son.

>>383656
That made me happy.
>>383661
>It's not obedience. It's respect.
I liked that part.

>"Hey you should totally fuck that fat girl because you've actually been in each others' presence a couple of times and she has the hots for you."

Yeah no think I'm gonna skip out of that particular train no matter the karma.

I should apologize for being an asshole... I should think of the right words, though.
Its tough being an ugly, unsuccessful, lonely loser with self-destructive tendencies.

Feel sick.
Only number I have for work is for a boss that's out of town.

Shit.

i'm gonna get really fucked up and watch a matinee showing of pacific rim.

because this is what god needs of me. i know it.

>On /soc/
>Bea
Huh. Well, I guess it's a popular na-
>A Bear with Very Little Brain presents:
Okay, is this the same Bea here?

>>"sweetie I'm not doing anything wrong or abusive or guilt-tripping you in any way, I haven't said anything mean to you in years, you're just fucking delusional is all, I still love you though"

fuck everything ever

>>383672
Not a bad reaction. There are better ones that involve more eating him, though.

>>383673
seconding

>>383673
>>383674
He is the most butt and does not deserve to be anywhere near my mouth or genitals. Only nice, pleasant things do.

>>383675
good answer, very approved

>>383675
Well, then feed him to the dog. They chew their own ass anyway.

>>383534
from the half dozen emails she's sent me it definitly has. but im still going to give here a while to sort her shit out

kinda dissapointed that i miss out on my first fathers day. poop

>>383678
>kinda dissapointed that i miss out on my first fathers day. poop
Well, you could try volunteering at an orphanage or something. Having so many kids around you would knock that feeling out right quick. :)

post pacific rim feels.
i cried a bunch. goddammit, my old drifting partner...
...

that was exactly the movie i needed this morning. the heart knows what it needs.

EVERY ONE SHUT UP POWER RANGERS IS 20.

>>383681
that's great, but i don't see what that has to do with pacific rim.

>>383682
Zords were the prototypes for Jaegers, before they realized that they were basically useless until they combined anyway. That's when they decided to focus on drift technology.

>>383683
But without individual Zords, you can't combine into different types of MegaZords as the situation demands. And imagine what you could do with five brains drifting instead of two or three...

Gentlemen, we must create the JaegerZord. Fuck cancer, fuck erectile dysfunction, this needs the focus of every scientist and engineer on Earth.

>>383684
Voltage Rondo ("Voltron") is my favorite jaeger team that didn't make it into the movie.

although this is a noble cause, not being on either tumblr or facebook is driving this very overly extroverted, oversharing, attachment addict insane.

at least with the illusion of communication and connection i was able to keep my needs down. i feel like a goddamned addict going through withdrawal.

i'm freaking out, man. i'm freaking out.

http://proteys.info/404/

jesus christ this is catchy shit

A year ago I was a strong single woman who didn't need no man

Now I'm so attached to a guy that it's hard for me to say good-bye when we see each other

How did I let this happen?

...what am I going to do when this inevitably ends?

>>383703
Check the most recent depression thread posts for advice.

>>383703
well when i was in that situation i gradually began to feel annoyed and dissatisfied until the point where i broke up with him with the break-up equivalent of a shrug then felt awesome then felt terrible and have been wildly swinging between "meh, next" and "jesus christ why did i do that I LOVE HIM" for nearly three months now

so whatever happens try to avoid that

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/how-and-why-to-keep-a-commonplace-book/

I kinda do this already, just in a far less organized manner. This got me to change my personal blog's name, though. (‘A Few Small Repairs’ was more suited towards the old ‘I don’t want a better life’ mindset I had, anyway.)

someone is teaching me how to use the internet and i'm following his instructions. he said if i want to post in /baw/, i need to talk about myself.

i started out today by taking baby steps. i posted in /co/ and /tg/ today. i'm moving up guys! the internet is an exciting place.

actually, i've been corrected by snapper carr. "no, it sucks."
he's right. why are you all here?

>>383712

We touched ourselves at night during our youth. Our parents banished us here until God says we don’t have to stay any more.

>>383713
but what if our parents are dead

>>383715

I dunno

Maybe you have to become vengeance to escape

Or maybe you can escape any time you want

Or maybe I’m full of shit

>>383715
don't even start with that...

http://www.washington.edu/news/2013/08/27/researcher-controls-colleagues-motions-in-1st-human-brain-to-brain-interface/
GHOST IN THE SHELL IS HERE.

ASDLKFJALSKDFJLAKSHGOIUAOISDUFSADOL2039578024THJON JH,

>>383733

When cybernetic bodies become a reality, I want a body like The Major’s.

…what? Don’t give me that look as if you’ve never thought about it.

>>383737
Gonna make people punch themselves through the internet.

I made some poor choices, broke a girls heart and she pretty much hates my guts.

What a werid snesation to wake up one morning and say "wow, someone out there wishes I was dead"

>>383746
if it make you feel any better, sharon carter was programmed to kill you from the beginning

>image only thread
>people posting text and not getting those 1 minute bans or whatever they were

Step it up, mods

(ON IT, BOSS)

>>383738
I think that is the dream that keeps all hackers going.

>>383750
What even.

>>383750
is this the joker's board?

>>383752
Some MIT students made a robot that can stab you over the internet if you are within range.

...almost forgot about this place.

>>383758

I have no idea why I feel the need to post here. It just weird lurking.

i now have my motorcycle learners permit (back)

Hydra Rides Alone

>happy "father's day". Eldest Child got you something from school with none of my influence
>he got you a bookmark because "Hydra likes books not like my daddy"

Well, it's finally happened. I think I've reached the breaking point. I never thought I'd go this low.

I'm considering paying for porn. I am to the point where I am seriously considering exchanging money for pornographic material. I can't find a download of it anywhere on the internet. I'm also having a hard time finding this woman. It seems like this may have been the only scene she's done, at least under this name. The only problem is...it's from Japan, and I have no idea how to go about this.

I watched her fall asleep on my screen
Nothing could define distance, my longing, more
Her breathing caught and decoded
Sent through a thousand data banks
I could hear her small breaths
The image of her
Her breath on composite audio file
Was this all I had of her
I could never be close enough

>>383776
Yeah bailey jay is pretty cute.

>>383778
fool me once, shame on you
fool me twice... you can't because i'm still looking at that first fooling.

>>383778
Meh.

oh yay, another sunday recovering from being a horrible person. I have finally found a girl to be in just the sort of relationship I've always wanted using each other solely for pleasure. I'm sad because I know at some point it will likely turn bad or more likely, simply end, but feelsprettygoodfornowman.jpg

>accidentally lost some weight without even noticing
>only recently bought some nice clothes that are too big for me now

I haven't even being doing anything other than eating, sleeping and being sad. When I lived on my own I used to eat less (lol too poor) and exercised more (ahem, the benefits of being in a relationship). What's the big idea?

>>383801
Maybe you're eating a better quality of food. Cheap, shitty food makes you a lot fatter than good quality food does a lot of times. It's why you see so many fat poor people despite the fact that poor people often work more physical labor-intensive jobs.

I am far too easily amused by compound-word insults.

One of my friends called someone a slutslice bitchnugget and the wheezing laughter ended with me coughing until I smelled blood.

>>383801
too many lemons

>>383805
Ah, true. I was living on fabada and spätzle. I think it probably helps that I (usually) drink way...way less than I did. Much more food, much less booze.

>>383806
say that to my fuckin citrusy face, trashlegs

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holy shit i may have hit the jackpot

Look, all I'm saying, is Marina and the Diamonds is perfect and if you disagree we're just gonna have to politely respect each other's differing opinions.
>>383774
Maguro-037 right? I have never been so fucking tempted to pay for something in my life. There isn't a torrent of the thing on the face of the planet, they've all been taken down or are clearly mislabeled. Holy shit though, mang. Holy shit.
I know that isn't what you mean because I know the girl from Maguro-037 has been in other things but DAMN.

>>383818
Nah, it's not her. But I *think* I found her. It's a giant series of direct downloads, though, so it's going to be a while.

That being said, I googled what you told me and will need to pick up an external HD this Black Friday. Chubby Asians always have a spot on my HD.Chubby everything, really. I have a little bit of everything here.

And no, this isn't her, but I wanted a relevant image.

>>383816
>i may have hit the jackpot

Money or something else?

>>383822
my name was a spider-man reference
which was a hint that jackpot was related to spider-man
which is to say pre-FUCK YOU MARVEL period of spider-man, jackpot was a self-referential term of endearment used by Mary Jane Watson.

>>383835
>Mary Jane Watson
>She says this to Parker whenever they're about to date or knock boots
...so you're dating/fucking Spider-man?

>>383836
i'd say this is trolling, but regardless of why you would type this, my frustration with your post is a matter of poor reading comprehension on your part, and i don't have to take it.

>>383836
and before you pull anything, for the record she says "face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot."

>>383837
It was a bad attempt at a bad joke.

Three days with little-to-no human interaction is crossing over from zen isolationism to low-level cabin fever. So bad that I peeked over here.

Maybe I'll visit the folks.

God fucking dammit internet someone used my debit card to buy $300 of pharmaceuticals in Spain.

And it's Labor Day in the states so I can't call my bank to get them reversed. Thankfully, the card is through Visa, and they have a Risk Management group or something that called me this morning about the odd charge. I ignored the call initially, but after looking into the number and looking at my account online I called them back and they froze my card.

Hopefully they'll be able to reverse the charges, too, because I can't afford to be out $300 so some limp-dick Spaniard can fuck his donkey.

So tomorrow was supposed to be a pub crawl between all the student bars at my uni. But now the main campus is closed due to presidential visit.

thanks, Obama.

>>383854
Actually, Columbians are the ones who fuck donkeys. They are also considered to be among the best lovers in the entire world:

Donkey Sex: The Most Bizarre Tradition

*rant mode activated*

Fucking worthless car salesmen. Can we stop this as a profession, please? I am trying to get a good car for a decent price - however, I'm going to have to drive all the way to Denver to do that, because in Fort Collins they are asking WAY too much money. $13K for a 2008 Chevy Malibu, and $10K for a 2006 Chevy Malibu. What in the actual fuck; unless they are top of the line everything (they aren't), then they aren't worth that much!

I'm going to find a car online - fuck this going to dealerships every weekend, hoping that I'll get a salesman who treats me with some modicum of respect. It's like a single woman arriving on the lot is a plague to them or something - I had a guy at a basic used car lot who talked down to me so much within the first 5 minutes that I felt like he was dangerously close to patting me on the head and giving me a cookie, so I just thanked him for his time and left.

By nature, I am not a violent person. However, if I have to deal with one more condescending asshole car salesman, somebody is getting solidly punched in the cock.

/rant mode

just a reminder drink lots of fluids if you're out in the heat or having lots of sex. sweating must always be compensated by intake of water and relevant amounts of electrolytes (not too much but some)

>>383863
What are electrolytes, anyway? Gatorade commercials never explained this to me and I've always been too lazy to look it up.

>>383864
a mixture of salts.
depending on the salts/ions: some of the ions are essential to the function of your metabolic cycle and may be depleted during use
some ions are just important to help maintain hydration
some ions are essential for nerve function (ion flopping is so fucking cool)
but gatorade and all those other high high high electrolyte drinks have TOO MUCH electrolyte. you only need that much if you're a marathon runner, just finishing a football/basketball game at the near professional level and have been playing the whole game, or are throwing up/having diarrhea and are generally continually losing bodily fluids

table salt is not enough.

don't you love it when you set a trap and it works perfectly

>>383864
its what plants crave

>>383865
I guess +4 ate my reply but
thank for the info! that's kinda neat
and yeah I was always told not to drink gatorade unless i was either absolutely drenched in sweat or the vomiting/diarrhea thing

someone give me a job pls i am not even worthy of rejection notices it would seem

>>383867
i was so so so very tempted to post this, man. it was ringing in my head like a bad pop song.

>>383869
do you get the thing i get where you walk back in a week after the interview to ask why they won't return your calls and they go "oh we already filled the position before you interviewed but we were interested in your credentials and we'll keep your info on file if anything opens up" and the fucKING HELP WANTED SIGN IS STILL IN THE WINDOW

>>383871
no i don't get the thing
i don't get any thing at all ever

I need to stop living with alcoholics and being an alcoholic but it's the only thing I know send help

oh now i know why i've been shit posting so hard.
i'm completely lost in infatuation right now and everything feels like candied orgasms.
HA HAAaa sorry folks. this will last anywhere from 2 weeks to a year and a half

goddamn so
people talk about how tumblr is a more irritating PC mirror of 4chan where everyone is some kind of super sensitive otherkin radfem stereotype offended about everything all the time
but
there's a guy going around my dashboard—a real human being not on /b/—arguing that there's nothing wrong with an adult fucking a 12-year-old as long as the child is post-pubescant
he is the Boku no Pico we have been warned about

>>383819
She doesn't strike me as "chubby". But my idea of "slightly chubby" is someone else's "obese", so...

is this the part of the thread where we talk about london keys

> Friend's birthday
> Bring snacks, tell him is gift is en route, might still take a week.
> In actuality, spent the better part of a year trying to get mom or a sister to accompany me to Michaels to get poster gift framed.
> Finally do it, have to wait two weeks.
> Ten days and four hundred dollars later, poster is framed.
> Wrap it, deliver it to him. He opens it.
> "...Oh. Thanks, man. This is cool."
> Psychological validation depleted.tiff
> Go home completely bummed and burned out.
> Have an existential crisis over the realization I spend the fuck out of birthday/Christmas gifts in a desperate attempt at curtailing favour, affection or acceptance.
> Four days later, practically develop type two diabetes from the sheer amount of pop consumed.
> Phone rings
> "Hey dude, sorry I didn't call you back. Listen, I took a better look at your art today, I fucking love it."
> Says he'd try and convince his mom to hang it in the main room.
> mfw

>>383890

>>383890
> "...Oh. Thanks, man. This is cool."
Man fuck people who respond to gifts like this in general.
I get excited over fucking chapstick, I love getting gifts, especially personalized ones, and even if I'm not that crazy about whatever it is, fuck if I'm gonna show it. I'd be hella bummed out if I got something for someone I cared about and they were like "oh that's pretty alright" so I'm damn sure not gonna respond to a gift that way.

That's the shit I hate, man.

>>383891
hey yo just saying I would do things to get this on my wall.

can we be best friends so I can into your gifts?

>>383884
>post pubescent
>post puberty

So basically, he's arguing he wants to fuck 21 year olds since that's when one is post pubescent.

But is this not a quintessential problem of the net itself? Tumblr is merely another iteration of Livejournal's set of issues, and the issue of pedophilia cannot be directly tied to any of these popularly used websites, even if they do unassumingly host such content from time to time.

>>383894
You're confusing adolescence with puberty. They are not synonymous.

>>383894
Depends on who you follow and what you blacklist. I've been on tumblr for three or four years and I'm having a hell of a time.

>>383897
i don't know how people can continually and actively follow material that inane.
people can shape their own tumblr experience and they choose to get inundated with youtube-comment-worthy blogs that piss them off.
why?

also, i'm too sensitive of a baby for this earth
holy shit

>>383898

Well, fuck me, because everyone apparently is.

Now that it's not a holiday, I got ahold of my bank and they said that to reverse the charges they had to mail me a form (since I don't have a fax machine) to sign and that I have to mail/fax it back. Because apparently verifying my identity over the phone, which allows me to do basically any-fucking-thing I want to my account, doesn't actually matter for shit.

I've had these guys for 15 years. Whelp, better start bank shopping...

>>383890
>400 dollars on a friend's gift

Holy shit, Thirteen.

>>383892
>Man fuck people who respond to gifts like this in general.

Hey, fuck you too, buddy. Just because we're emotionally reserved robots doesn't mean we appreciate gifts any less.

>>383890
>400 dollar gift
I would return it and cancel you as a friend.

>>383898
I should clarify that I don't actively follow the babyfucker. I follow an otherwise cool guy who occasionally reblogs drama that his friends get involved in. Nah, I wouldn't follow someone who did that all the time.

that's a lot of money

> wake up
> open tumblr while waiting for youtube to buffer
> "we should feast upon the flesh of the Y chromosone, for the walking abirtions have become obsolete thanks to stem cell pregnancies"
> "cishetscum should be put into camps."
> "I need feminism because getting called out on advocating hate crimes against white men is why I need feminism."
> "some cissy glanced at my chest at work today "trying to read my name" so I spat in his burger so he'd get a taste out of the unprivileged."
> seven asks calling me a fedora-condom'd rape apologist because I called someone out on calling thigs rape culture when they are not rape culture.
> my face.

>>383911
>seriously believing that those are real and not the product of poorly-conceived SJW parody blogs which feed a vicious cycle of ignorance
>2013
shiggy shiggy shiggy shiggy diggy everywhere
even if they're real why would you follow them
like, there are neo-Nazis on tumblr too but that doesn't mean I have them on my dash
come on now

>>383909
>I should clarify that I don't actively follow the babyfucker.

Why must you incite me to post these things.

>>383911

So, I'm not trying to be a dick here or anything

But can I call you stupid

for thinking any of that was legit

>>383914
You're a dick, and also stupid.

>>383915

I'll take the former, but not the latter. I'm not reading obvious bait tumblr posts and thinking they're real.

>>383916
lol I want to see the look on your face when you realize they're real.

>I'll take the former
How hard?

>>383914
I know it isn't real, it just wears thin after a year of constantly being told you're the reason there's war in the nipple east.

>you're the reason there's war in the nipple east
>the nipple east

>>383917
>>383917
lol

>>383892
I don't draw gifts for people as much because they'd completely ignore them. Not even a dismissive "oh hey, that's cool". One of the worst feelings ever.

>>383894
>>383895
Agreed. There are people even older than legal age who are still too...something to have sex. Pent up from abuse, or naive, or haven't had their shit put together emotionally enough yet.

>>383917
>How hard?

I laughed.

>>383918
>I know it isn't real

So quit frettin'. It's the internet. You'll never survive here with those thoughts.

>>383918
>nipple east.
13 I love you.

it's proper weird hanging out with someone you know is attracted to you

>>383925
Maybe it'll be less awkward if you fuck them.

>>383926
He isn't single and I'm not interested.

Man, gun barrel sounds delicious right about now.

>>383928
Whuzzat?

>>383922
I meant most of them and you damn well know that.

>>383928
Nah, you wouldn't want any of that. Way too bitter & tastes like metal.

And no one likes a surprise hot shot in the mouth.

>>383929
Nothing, just remember how absolutely fucking pointless my existence is and why the fact that I will never accomplish anything means that it's not worth dealing with any stress at all.

>>383884
From the first times I heard of tumblr, I figured it was a no-man's land where every pedophile and sicko went because here was no moderation or something. They still seem to love it.

>>383932
>From the first times I heard of tumblr, I figured it was a no-man's land where every pedophile and sicko went because here was no moderation or something.

So you thought it was 4chan?

>>383884
More like a straight bizarro-chan where it sometimes feels like people there just throw pieces of dictionary pages in the air and say what ever words land on their yaoi OTP.

I mean, come on. "biromantic asexual"?

There are terrible people on tumblr. This much is true. But I feel like those who complain so much about that site are either

1. Babbies who don't remember the internet before tumblr.
2. Need to just get the fuck off tumblr. If you hate it so much, why keep going back for more?

It's not the site. It's not tumblr, it's not reddit, it's not livejournal. It's not myspace or facebook or twitter or youtube. Stupid people exist everywhere. Stupid people permeate every corner and crevice of the web. Trying to claim one or two sites have more retards than the rest is futile.

>>383934
People who are in love with both men and women, but don't feel the desire to sex anybody? I don't think that's too weird.

some fuckers also need to realise that YOU CONTROL WHAT IS ON YOUR DASH. you literally control what you do and don't have to put up with. you can unfollow people and follow a million other good ones. you can hide posts. you can filter shit. you can censor shit. if what slips through is enough to make you weep bitter tears over how awful that place is (an increasingly common internet-wide trend it seems), maybe it's not for you.

Go on other sites to talk about other sites talking about other sites ad nauseum. I feel like we're in the midst of the Internet/Social Media equivalent of Patton Oswalt's projected pop-culture implosion. (http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/12/ff_angrynerd_geekculture/)

Then again I could just be projecting my subjective, insular perspective of the Internet. I, the Black Pot.

>>383938
Here's the problem with that article. It's talking about pop culture/geek culture, how it got "ruined" and how to "fix" it. This is nothing but Old Gen vs New Gen.

Fuck pop culture. Fuck geek culture. Fuck "otakuism". And especially fuck trend whores. Like whatever you want to like and do whatever you want to do without caring if it's popular or indie or nerdy.

/opinion

>Work
>Thanks to a lot of roadside/sidewalk construction, keep getting to work either just after time-in or almost half-past eight depending on the train jam and the traffic.
>Accidentally nod off during lunch break, wake up on the floor forty minutes after I was supposed to come back.
>Sneak off ten minutes early to try and desperately beat the train jam.
>mfw I somehow managed to make over forty boxes more than my average last week.

>>383931
So, don't feel any stress. What's the problem?

>>383939

>>383839

>>383935

But muh hateboner

What bothers me so much about the website hate is that it becomes a scapegoat for everything people don't like. No one ever seems to fucking remember that Reddit had subreddits dedicated to beating up and raping women or people trading CP. Or even the tumblr example from this thread. But somehow everything that's "too liberal and PC" is told to go back to these places for some reason. It boggles the mind.

I also hate the idea that you can browse only one website, or people acting like a place like 4chan was their very first stop on the internet. I sincerely doubt that, especially for those of us who are old enough to remember the internet pre-4chan.

I guess this is kinda going into 4chan complaint territory, but then again, this type of thing happens all over.

kill all nerds

>>383950
Despite identifying as a nerd, I'm getting to the point that I agree with this statement wholeheartedly. The more time I spend in this culture, the more convinced I am that it is just so full of awful things, and actively encourages people to become more awful people.

And yet, I still like so many of the things associated with nerd culture. But it just seems like the institution of "Nerddom" encourages such toxic behavior among its members....it's getting unbearable.

Why do I make friends with emotionally unstable people?
Why do I let them justify it by letting them rant about how "important acting on the first feeling" is?

>>383953
>Why do I let them justify it by letting them rant about how "important acting on the first feeling" is?

Does it count as being impulsive if my first impulse is always to stop and think things through?

>>383951
I have to say, being somewhat of a media whore, I've always found Nerd Culture to be Religion complete with the icon worship.

What draws me to new media, new TV, new music, new books, new art, is the proliferation of ideas. I'm interested in Adventure Time because I think it's kind of the new Sesame Street. I watch the new Hannibal series and dozens of other television shows that would be questionable for my demographic because I am curious about what those stories have to say about the world, and how they interpret it.

I have always found adherence to any one fandom to be somewhat destructive. Yeah, you have those ones you really like, but the thing is, if you mentally get that deeply attached to something, you can kind of lose sense of self. A lot of times it seems like the folks doing this are running from something. Creating an empowering fantasy. Or relying on one. Psychological studies have actually tied the underpinnings of this to "brand love". They have found that people can become so attached to a given product, for example a given Soda product, that their mood can be drastically altered just by hearing that that companies' stock is not doing well.

The degree to which that effect can "poison" a fanbase is astonishing, especially online. It is just shocking how far some people will take this shit, given the presumed anonymity of the internet. The lack of perspective and self awareness and the pure vitriol is truly stunning. Then again, it seems people have to learn out of acting this way.

>>383951

Nerds are pretty much the worst.

What also bothers me is this new focus on "fake nerds" because it leads to

>Every moderately attractive person coming under fire
>Every person who wants to better him/herself coming under fire (be it learning social skills, working on appearance, and God forbid, trying to have relations with the opposite sex)
>Arbitrary notions of what it means to be a nerd

One of the worst parts about 4chan, really. I actually suspect people who get super up in arms about "fake nerds" are fake nerds themselves. Because personally, I've been part of the nerd subculture for much of my life, and you know what? I wasn't part of it because I needed a place to fit in. No, I became a nerd because that's where my fucking interests lied. My friends and I didn't spend the bus ride home talking about anime because we weren't popular. We spent the bus ride home talking about anime because we fucking liked anime. When we start to focus on things that don't have anything to directly to do with our hobbies (muh subculture), we stop actually focusing on the hobbies themselves.

And back on the subject of arbitrary notions. I see people saying shit about how they got made fun of or beaten up for playing video games/anime/whatever. That's...never happened to me. Ever. Of course, due to people projecting and coming up with BS "qualifications" to become nerdy, I'm apparently not anymore.

I'm just kinda rambling and tired right now, so I'll wrap it up. I think that people assume everyone that belongs to a group should be just like them, and when they find evidence that this is not the case, they lash out instead of stopping to think that humans are individuals.

>>383906
>Just because we're emotionally reserved robots doesn't mean we appreciate gifts any less.
I'm a mentally handicapped fictional hippotter and I can manage to seem appreciative just fine.
Get gud, punk.

>>383927
Stop hanging out with him? Mixed signals.

>>383951
>Despite identifying as a nerd
>The more time I spend in this culture
>among its members
You're not a nerd.

>>383956
If you're actually thinking about any of that, you're not a nerd.

Brotip: Nerds don't know they're nerds. They spend their time NOT thinking about social interactions, or who belongs in what group, if they belong in it or if the person next to them does, or what a "social group" even is; and they certainly never pause to think about sexuality or whine about virginity, they just don't consider it a factor. If a nerd ever realizes she's a nerd, she stops being a nerd instantly... she can return to being a nerd by forgetting about it, but that's hard.

tl;dr rules to nerddom:
1. only non nerds can say who is or isn't a nerd
2. nerds dont think about it

Examples of people who are not nerds.

nerds don't exist, no-one exists. no-one.

>>383954
Not really.
That's just being rational.

>see shy nerdy girl walking by herself at school
>looks really lonely
>hey, I'm a really lonely nerdy guy too
>sit next to her at lunch
>try to get to know her
>she seems to be embarrassed and flattered that I talked to her
>be an idiot and forget to ask her contact info before she leaves
>don't see her the entire weekend
>finally see her again, ask for her email, get it
>making conversation
>mfw she casually mentions her boyfriend

omfg this thread has become a hipster parallel universe where hipsters are called nerds and everyone sucks

tooth, you're grumpy.

>>383969
oh no you made a friend
seriously though, if it bums you that much, she probably has female friends she can introduce you to

>>383971
:]

"Well if you graduated college two months ago then why haven't you been able to find work since then."

Bitch I'm friends with a Starbucks employee with a bachelors in neuroscience degrees aren't magical golden tickets to job land like they were when you were our age and all you had to do was finish 2 or 3 years of high school to be considered educated you dumb fucking spray-tanned floppy-titted fossil.

"Okay well this position requires at least seven years warehouse office experience."

I told you over the phone I didn't have that you said you could train me why did I waste gas on a 40 minute drive to this interview.

"Thank you for your time we'll keep your information on file."

Go fuck yourself.

>>383970
i'm not grumpy who said i'm grump i'll fight you

>>383973
This reminds me of something I learned about recently, the "Just World" fallacy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_hypothesis

Another form of this is "If poor people were as hard working as I am they wouldn't be poor, so they're just lazy." I think it also leads to the "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" syndrome in America.

>>383971
>oh no you made a friend
GUYS AND GIRLS CANT BE FRIENDS IDIOT

>aimlessly drifting through life
>pudgy gut
>some erectile dysfunction now that I'm over 25 and no longer having testosterone dumped through me all the time.
>right as I find a girl who wants only sex and nothing else
>hate this job
>better job means more stress and a higher chance of getting fired
>Creative works are difficult
>Especially some of the creative works I want to do, since most of them require technical knowledge, money, and people, and I don't even have like any proposals to go to them with.
>who would I go to anyway all my friends are broke/don't have technical skills
>slowly bleeding money
>haven't really dreamed of anything I can remember in years
>forever having problems with self-discipline

I wish the light out of this tunnel was easier to see and didn't involve "sit at your goddamn desk some more"

>>383977
I know girls who don't want sex ever, if that helps?

>>383977
Are you really complaining about having a girlfriend who constantly wants sex with you?

Sucks about your job/financial situation though. Hope things work out for ya.

>>383979

I think what he's complaining about is the "nothing else" part, i.e. his girlfriend doesn't connect with him on an emotional or intellectual level, merely a physical one.

>>383981
>>383979
No, ya goons, he's complaining about a girl who wants sex during a time in his life that he's getting ED.

>some erectile dysfunction now that I'm over 25 and no longer having testosterone dumped through me all the time.
>right as I find a girl who wants only sex and nothing else

Learnu readingo comprehensionu.

there are ways to have sex that dont involve your weiner

>>383984
That's bullshit, I don't believe it.

>>383977
Wow...this is scary...cause I feel that I'm going through the exact same thing. Possibly made worse cause I'm kinda cool with the dead end. As long as the bills/rent stay paid, my gut full, my butt covered, my hobbies steady, & I can occasionally help my parents, all of which I can currently do with my current employment situation. I rather stay in such a life rut than be homeless/broke.

Well, except for the ED & girl/sex things. Don't have it & can't be bother to fully pursue.

Hey guys, I'm really bad at being feminist, but I do sincerely want to improve, so if Bea or Raptor or someone who is better at this than me could answer a probably very offensive Babby's First Feminism question, I would appreciate it.

Why do people get all up in arms when men say "the only thing women want is a jerk/asshole/douchebag/whatever" when they get cheated on, or white people say "black people are such barbarians" when they get mugged by a few of them, but when a man does something wrong, and someone says "men are such pigs" or w/e, and someone says that not all men are like that, they get told it's obvious that men aren't all like that, and they weren't generalizing, they were talking about a portion of men, and the person gets yelled at for trying to make it all about their feelings when the person was just venting about their problems.

I understand that when a majority has a problem with a minority group, it is a MUCH bigger deal than the inverse, and I am NOT AT ALL saying that the first two examples are okay, I'm just curious as to why it is that when it's about men, they're supposed to understand that they weren't talking about all men, just the fuckups, but if the black example above were to happen, it'd be universally agreed upon by non-racists that the person who said that is a huge fucking racist, instead of applying the same principle and going "wow black people, quit making this about how you feel, this person just lost a $300 cellphone to black people, they're allowed to vent about it, they clearly didn't mean all black people."

No post or explanation I've ever seen has told me why this is the case. I've seen posts talking about why it's a problem when someone goes "but not all men are like that!!" but none that explain why it's only acceptable to make a generalization-sounding statement like that if it's about white people or men.

I'm not trying to argue or push an agenda or anything, just sincerely curious.

Sage for tumblr.

>can't see boyfriend this weekend
>know it's not a big deal
>but we can only really see each other on weekends
>and he's planning on moving next fall and has told me we're probably going to break up then anyway
>feel really pressed for time

I'm so happy around him because we have a lot of fun together and we get along really, really well but I'm also always sad because he says shit like that in an effort to be honest with me and it breaks my heart.

I don't want to have a time limit on a relationship even though I know it's going to happen. It feels like wasted effort. He tells me he loves spending time with me but if you love being around me so much why are you telling me that no matter what happens in a year you're going to leave me?

Sometimes I don't feel like dealing with it and almost tell him I'm leaving him but I just can't

>Being such a fucking loser that you define yourself with comics and video games like some sort of autist.

I remember when being told "you aren't a nerd" was a compliment. Still is, in my eyes. Get a tan, lift some weights, go outside or something.

>>383989
no no that's a fair thing to be curious about
and I can definitely see why that seems like a ridiculous double standard, which is something I believed in until I went to college
the short dirty version is that there is a long long atrocious history of black people being raped/murdered by white people FOR BEING BLACK and women being raped/murdered by men FOR BEING WOMEN, which is fueled by attitudes such as what you have described (like, obviously generalizations by themselves don't kill anyone, but they never ever exist in a vacuum)
-BUT-
there is no such history of men being raped/murdered by women
this is not to say that such a thing has never happened on an individual basis
but men harm women on such a frighteningly large scale
generalizations about white people/men don't contribute to a system that results in white people/men being murdered BECAUSE they are white/men
You see?
apologies if this isn't clear in any way
(no doubt someone is going to respond with "YEAH but that doesn't make it OK why can't everyone just be NICE to each other" and to that I would ask "why does this make you angrier than, say, large scale abuse and murder like wow that's kind of")
(and in that one example I would wonder why the person was focusing on the race of the thief rather than the theft itself but whatever)

>>383989
Because straight white men can take it. Because they are not our heroes. They are silent guardians. Watchful protectors. White knights.

But seriously, its impossible to insult a white guy, too much historical and current privilege/achievements. What do you say? "Oh white dudes are pigs!" Well they probably domesticated pigs so... the insult is kind of small compared to the significance of that.
Any white guy that opens a history book once in awhile and reads about Caucasian male feats all day can't be insulted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY

>>383994
>why does this make you angrier than, say, large scale abuse and murder like wow that's kind of
I am more mad about large scale abuse and murder than I am about the sink being full, too, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to do the dishes.

>>383994
>there is no such history of men being raped/murdered by women
It does exist for black people killing whites of both sexes though lets be honest here...

>>383994
>>383989

this is a good answer and i hope it helps.

quick and dirty summary: when all men are generalized, mens feelings get hurt.
when all women are generalized, its reducing them to a stereotype that has been used to oppress them for thousands of years.
when people say bigoted things, the words they use have a historical/societal context behind them that lends them the "weight" that makes them harmful.
i hope this
makes sense im kind of brain dead today

>>383998
*unless they're gay

lol, these are hilarious
http://wikitravel.org/en/United_States_of_America#Respect

#share#yolo

I self-identify as a feminist, but I realize I pulled the same shit as some MRA's did. I looked down on stereotypically attractive women, or women who wore revealing clothing as being LESS sexy, LESS classy. I didn't think they were sluts (I don't think kindly of people who cheat in a monogamous relationship, but being in an open relationship or having one-night stands with protection is okay). I didn't realize they were no different than me, they didn't have it any easier than I did sometimes.

I did have it hard from guys-- I was cheated on, left for someone who was willing to sacrifice school and work time for sex (when I wasn't), told repeatedly I wasn't hot enough and I was a slut for knowing what sex even was.

apologies in advance if i'm incoherent or rambly i'm really tired
>>383995
I am less worried about the insult itself and more about the generalization. My feelings don't get hurt when people seemingly insult men as a whole, but it still bothers me that people who are on the other side of the generalizations do it themselves? The whole "cry your white tears" thing. I don't like it. It actually bothers me a lot, not on a personal level, but on the principle of it.
I could actually tangent about it for quite some time due to some personal experiences but no one wants to hear that shit let's be real.
>>383994
Yeah I realize that, like I said, I know why majorities having a problem with minorities is a way bigger deal than the inverse, but
does it just boil down to "majorities are more likely to be generalizing the group as a whole, so it's safe to assume that they are, while minorities are probably talking about specific ones, so assume they're doing that"?
>(and in that one example I would wonder why the person was focusing on the race of the thief rather than the theft itself but whatever)
You could say that about any problem that results in "men/women/white people/black people/republicans/democrats/etc are such [insult]" comments though.
>(no doubt someone is going to respond with "YEAH but that doesn't make it OK why can't everyone just be NICE to each other" and to that I would ask "why does this make you angrier than, say, large scale abuse and murder like wow that's kind of")
As someone who does rather want everyone to just be nice to each other, I can confirm that it doesn't make me angrier than the problem at hand. I'm not the one who butts in with the "but not ALL [group]s are like that!" comments because I realize that that really isn't the point at all, but that...doesn't make it not a problem? >>383996 put it kind of crudely but that's more or less how I feel. I'm not gonna get my knickers in a twist and throw a fit over someone generalizing a majority group but I don't know why people defend it as being A-OK because it really isn't to me. Certainly not as big a deal as a teenager being killed for looking "suspicious," or the whole Texas thing, but the fact that they aren't comparatively large problems doesn't mean that they're totally fine, right?
>>383998
It...kind of makes sense? Generalizations still bother me a lot but I guess I get what you're saying.

my nails grow unnaturally quickly and are so strong they don't break or even bend a little and i'm looking at them now and wondering if i could kill a man with these nails if i really tried. i'm pretty sure i could at least disfigure someone, i mean shit i have my own scars from like scratching myself when i'm sleeping. it's a vaguely comforting thought.

>>384004
Family guy - the griffins in charge

>>384005
i was thinking a lil more like sabertooth but with a super cute mani and marginally less bodyhair.

Dear life,

Why are you so awesome?

Sincerely,
Some Kid who used to hate everything

Are you guys ready for best season?

>>384009

Maybe the first week of it. Also spring is better.

>>384003
You just gotta remember that women occasionally saying "all men are pigs" or black people saying "kill whitey" or whatever is ultimately not what's preventing everyone from being nice to each other. It's, you know, all the oppression and murder and that stuff. Large scale "niceness" isn't going to happen until all the really ugly shit gets fixed.

>>384009
I'M SO EXCITED FOR FALL I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED I HAVE BOTH MY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES PLANNED TWO MONTHS IN ADVANCE AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE WEATHER TO CHANGE

>>384011
> Large scale "niceness" isn't going to happen until all the really ugly shit gets fixed.
Large scale "niceness" isn't going to happen ever because everyone has excuses for why they shouldn't have to be nice to other people.

>>384013
fair enough
>>384009
AUTUMN AUTUMN AUTUMN
SHIT YES
I'M PLANNING MY SEASONAL NAIL POLISH DESIGNS AS WE SPEAK

>>384013
Politeness is not relative or general, it is fixed and specific.

You can't have large scale niceness because some people will always decide not to be nice. If a woman says "all men are pigs" then that particular woman is ignorant and not worth listening to. What she does or says does not reflect on the rest of her gender, race, religion or movement she considers herself a part of. She is preventing herself from being nice and is responsible for her actions.

Same goes for similar cases.

How long does it take for antibiotics to start working? Cause my ear is hurting like hell and I'd like to get some sleep.

i guess my problem is that i try really hard to be friendly and nice all the time and to see people who i'm supposed to be looking up to and following after totally defending a group that was being a jerk about another group and yelling at anyone for objecting to the jerkiness, it really gets under my skin.
>so slowpoke, you're saying that minorities should just totally allow majorities to walk all over them and just smile and bear it? i see.
please do not put words in my mouth, especially ones involved in false dichotomies

tl;dr
i try to be nice
some people are mean
some people say that it's totally fine to be mean
i am supposed to follow in the footsteps of the people in the previous line
???

maybe i won't ever be ok with this.
is that ok?
does it make me a shitty feminist if i just want everyone to not be meanies?
i feel like it might.

>>384022
What it comes down to is that sometimes you find yourself on the same side in a fight as people that you can't really bring yourself to respect or think of as people you would ever want to be friends with because they're toxic individuals. Break yourself out of the idea of there being heroes and villains--there are only, ever and always, people. And most people, even the people who are fighting the good fight for the right reasons, are assholes.

So you continue to fight along side them because you feel they deserve to be granted the same sense of agency, freedom, and power as anyone else. And then once that happens (assuming it ever does), you cut off all ties with them because even though they deserve to have their sense of agency by sheer dent of being human, they have demonstrated that they do not deserve your friendship or to be part of your life because they're not very high quality humans.

>>384023
that makes sense
i like this reply

i guess tumblr and those who learn about feminism from it tend to have a very "us or them" attitude
it makes me feel like i'm failing completely on the "us" front if i disagree about any one thing
but i am merely a slowpoke
i'm doing the best i can
i guess that's all that can be asked of me

i shouldn't be this tired.

>>384013
Large scale "niceness" will never work because people have conflicting interests. Often in spite of the face of pleasantness, the actions of one individual, no matter how "nice" they are, can be rude and demeaning. Conversely, I often find rude and demeaning people to be more enjoyable to be around, since they're often more brutally honest (that's just me though).

But more than conflicting interests and misunderstandings, what always bugs me about people who want to "just be nice to everyone" is that they have a profound misunderstanding of history. Might doesn't necessarily make right, but murdering somebody was always kind of a de-facto option throughout history. It has become much less of an option in the more modern eras, but bullets and swords have always worked faster than Law and Due Process. Often, one arose to power through murder and then strived to secure their holdings so that those under them could function relatively unmolested by other Murderers.

Even today, in a bizarre way, you could say that all of America's Guns and Drones and Spy Systems are, in part, what allows us to be having these discussions over things like Gay Rights, and trying to heal the Racial Transgression that is basically America's history. If we weren't the biggest and best Murderers on the block, we might just be trying to fight off China with them trying to impose Child Limits on us or something.

More than that, I can get hatred for showing up to a party and just being the funniest guy there. I don't have to hurt anyone or even necessarily be mean about it; somebody might still go "look at this asshole, being funnier than me and potentially pulling more pussy. I fucking hate him and I have no real goddamn reason to". The fallacy with "why can't everyone be nice" is exposed very simply if you were to give a bunch of children whiffle-ball bats and then say "now everybody stand still and play nice". You are 3 seconds away Whifflpocalypse.

I can be very nice. I can be absolutely the most pleasant, proper, and austere person you have ever met. That is because in my off time, I am the most vile, despicable , virulent, childish, swearing, sister-fucking, scum-sucking shitbag you have ever winked across the bar at in a hurricane of bad decisions. But professionally, and in the moments I need to be, I am pleasant. Because in knowing the value of being mean, I appreciate it that much more when people are nice. Even if it's a little fun to be mean.

>>384024
Most people have an "us or them" attitude. It's easy for us as creatures to factor things into simple groups in our heads. 2 parties is easier to keep track of than 7.

But the single best way to deal with some of these folks face to face is to call them out on their bullshit, and not get angry about what they say online. You think all Whitey should die? That's cool, I was kind of hoping the Bronies would all get together and drink the Koolaid at some point and the FBI raiding squad just finds a bunch of dead lonely men and tons of colorful plastic sex toys shaped like horse genitalia. But to each his own.

>>384025
>Conversely, I often find rude and demeaning people to be more enjoyable to be around, since they're often more brutally honest (that's just me though).
Thing is, rude and demeaning aren't necessarily mutually exclusive with nice. Niceness is about being concerned with how your actions affect other people. I'd say most male-on-male friendships, for example, are couched almost exclusively in rude and demeaning language toward one another, but with genuine concern about one another's well being and happiness underneath it all. That's what makes those people nice to one another--not whether or not they refrain from calling one another fuckasses.

>>384027
True, but I find a lot of the time you won't get to that level of caring about someone unless you start calling each other fuckasses. It kind of belies an understated point in that the intent of goodwill does not automatically mean that a person is doing something good. More often, they're doing something bad and laboring under the idea that it is good. Sometimes you have to do really bad things to get to the good, as it were. Just being nice often attracts less interest than being a little mean.

>>383933
Nah, I "heard" about it on 4chan, oddly enough. Not sure if they preferred tumblr because it didn't seem to be too moderated or for the pretense to pass shit that dA wouldn't take thinly veiled as "art".

>>384022
>so slowpoke, you're saying that minorities should just totally allow majorities to walk all over them and just smile and bear it? i see.
lol
Point out to them there's 720-810 million Europeans in the world, the world population is 7.5 billion, and that Europeans are only a majority in certain countries/regions?

>>384023
This.

Why isn't plus4 remembering my name/email fields? I keep accidentally posting as anonymous because I don't remember to check and fill them out... Does anyone else have this problem? Maybe its related to the time-out error messages that seem to be back?

>>383906
If you're really that emotionally reserved, your friends will know that from you, that level of acknowledgement actually is an expression of excitement.

>>383960
But being slow would means everything else seems relatively fast and exciting, thus to everyone else it would be more boring?

>>383956
>talking about anime
>not reading ahead in your textbooks and dreaming up various mad science inventions
What is this, I bet you didn't even enjoy measuring pH levels in chemistry class. Granted, during the class I did PH measurement I was working with two drama club members who had excellent comedic timing.

>>383989
>me grimlock good at feminist
wwwwhwhhhheeeeennnnNNNN did this happen?????????

Sorry broenheim but you might wanna stick to bea and the anons for this kinda thing. I have no brain-to-keyboard filter and just vomit misandry whenever I'm pissed at really obviously stupid shit like "but men and women are already equal" and "if you get the same rights as me that means i get to beat you up and not get in trouble" and "if there's any sexism at all it's in favor of women".

Just heard a little girl talk with a British accent. Goddamn how is such cuteness possible?

>>384034
Do you have scriptblock? Allow +4.

make this and top it up with light coconut milk and a dab of (preferably palm) sugar OR pineapple juice then serve over ice if you want
yeah you're welcome

> saying hairstyles are gender-specific is massively cissexist and oppressive to yadda yadda.
...what?

>>384039
When are you people going to learn to stop taking clowns seriously? Unless they offer you a balloon and then try to bite your arm off.

>>384039
Basically, giving girls with short hair and boys with long hair - or any combination thereof - shit is super rude and dickish and yes, cissexist (because it's "wrong" for their gender eg you can't have short hair you're a girl 'cause short hair is for boys, you can't have a princess updo as a boy because elaborate updos are for women only, etc). That is not a difficult or confusing thing to understand, surely.

>>384038
Didn't have all ingredients, tried this:
- mint tea
- coconut extract
- brown sugar
- ice

It was very good.

>>384045
I was talking more along the lines of a dude rocking a Chignon, but rhat makes sense. Thank you for also telling me what cissexism is.

>>384045
But they are gender specific. Not because of oppression or other bullshit, but because of fashion.
We also have gender specific clothes fashions.

And no one is telling people they can't wear something.

>>384047
Thibking, not talking.

>>384049
See, shit like this. Fashion should be about what looks good and is comfortable on an individual regardless of gender or lack thereof.

Also
>And no one is telling people they can't wear something.
That's just no????? Put any dude in long wavy hair and a skirt and watch how much shit he gets for it. Do the same for a girl with a shaved head in a tuxedo. Sage because you're dumb and I don't actually wanna be involved in this argument.

>>384049
Very very few things in this world are "gender specific", anon. Just because you associate them with one gender more than another doesn't mean it should only belong to or be worn by that gender (which is what we're kind of talking about here). We're talking about how pointing at a dude with his beautiful locks up in a hot chignon, to use 13's example, and saying "hey man, that's WOMAN'S haircut you weirdo" is not good.

>And no one is telling people they can't wear something.

lmao but yeah loads of people are saying exactly that. that's what the whole cissexism/transphobia/etc thing is based around.

Also a chignon apparently makes a man look like a hot young samurai so shut ur ho mouf

>>384053
all long hair dudes should try cute 'dos at some point in their life

>>384051
>should be
And I should have a dick made of chocolate that cums money, but I don't.
Daym shame.

>dude
>skirt
Yeah I get there's still some stigma there but it has more to do with dudes junk dangling in a skirt, which has been considered lewd and disgusting since the Victorians, than anything else.

Fashions may change in the future though, I know the developing world has a lot of cultures with guy skirts, plus some Europeans are trying to introduce male skirt fashions. Also I don't think a kilt would draw too much attention nowadays.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men%27s_skirts

>dude
>long hair
100% accepted since middle ages, did you think vikings wore short hair? Extremely popular during victorian age. Fell sort of by the wayside between 1880s and 1940s because Europeans wanted to distinguish themselves from savages they were colonizing. Didn't have much to do with sex.
There were periods where the fashion changed, but it's been pretty common for recorded history, and is accepted now.

>girl
>short hair
>pants
100% accepted everywhere, even considered hot by a lot of people.

>>384055
please hold while i transfer you to someone who's better with children than me

>>384052
"Can't" implies they shouldn't be allowed to wear it, which is not whats happening here.
They're being ridiculed for looking weird and not being "in fashion", because there are long hair male fashions which look better on dudes.

>>384053
When looking up the word chignon to see what those even are I actually ended up getting the impression they could end up looking a lot like a mullet.

>>384059
yes you are 100% right i am wrong cissexism is basically about being fashionable or not so i will now shut my disgusting mouth and stick my filthy hands in a trouser press

>>384053
Again, different from what I'm thinking, but my fault.

>>384059
What I'm wondering is if you're saying "Guys shouldn't wear girly hair at all.", "Guys should wear girly hair if they go all out and try to look like girls, but not just arbitrarily throw arbitrary hairstyles, outfits, and other such things together in a mix-and-match fashion.", or "Just make sure to stop and ask if you actually think it looks good, or like you let a two year old who was in fact pretty much trolling you choose your appearance, and maybe ask some of your friends what they think if you're not really sure." Personally I don't think I'm really that fit to make recommendations on appearance beyond simple shape and color matching.

And while I'm fixing the spoiler tag, I'll note that a few minutes ago I decided that it would be a good idea to listen to songs from Smash Mouth's album Astro Lounge while reading/thinking about this conversation, and so far that's doing me pretty well.

>>384063
no thanks, i'm not into long haired boys.

>>384065
Probably just ask people if it looks good, or if you're challenged in that area, pick up a magazine.

>>384066
CISSEXIST

Ok, I'm back. The storm and a dead tree conspired against me. They ripped the cable from the wall outside so I had no Internet for a few days. Now it's fixed so now I can bother you guys again.
....It's so hot outside...so hot.

Plusphonechan, please stop bleeding faster than you can charge.

I gotta thank you guys. I was late to the Tumblr boat and now I can avoid reading up on it's main export, social justice nonsense, & just get the gist of it all right here. It's eye opening as to what I just may be dealing with when I'm older.

Thanks.

Not even being sarcastic.

>>384071
It's honestly an ok place if you avoid the sj and keep the fandoms to a minimum.

>>384036
for the love of god dont model your opinions after me im just a chucklefuck on the internet who gets mad about things
dont be like me
play soccer

>>384076
*futbol

http://shredders.myshopify.com/products/80s-knit-chilled-to-the-bone-sweater-pre-order

SHOULD I BUY IT???

did someone say play soccer
because look how fucking terrible team's new away kits are go on let all that brown seep into your eyes like congealed gravy and wonder why someone thought "inspired by lederhosen" was a good thing literally ever

>>384076
Bea is Slowpoke?

>>384077
>divegrass

I've been busy getting ready for class and hanging out with relatives for the past month and ever since I got back to Plus4, Reddit, and tumblr I've been getting angrier and angrier because HOLY SHIT you are ALL such TERRIBLE PEOPLE and I can NEVER EVER EVER understate this like woah NORMAL ASS PEOPLE IN SOCIETY are nothing like you terrible shits what kind of DRUG ADDLED FUCKUPS bred you monsters into the world I cannot even BEGIN to IMAGINE the sort of childhood that led to you self-centered shortsighted shits surviving into adulthood because in ANY DECENT FUNCTIONING SOCIETY the secret police would have shoved you and your relatives into FURNACES for the good of humanity at large OH MY GOD I fucking HATE you ALL like the constant fights between the ENTITLED SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS who care more about MINOR INCONVENIENCES like people who don't know what 'gender' means MORE THAN ACTUAL PROBLEMS and the shortsighted SHITS who say dumb, racist, classicist, sexist shit like WOW dude ARE YOU A REAL PERSON WOW and everything EVERYTHING having to do with sex or relationships is A CONSTANT NEVERENDING STRUGGLE of WAH I FEEL INSECURE versus WAH HOW DARE YOU NOT LIVE UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS and WAH HOW DARE YOU HAVE STANDARDS FOR OTHER PEOPLE like OH MY GOD is it THAT hard to understand THAT PEOPLE DO NOT EXIST SOLELY FOR YOUR JOY AND COMFORT that the BARE MINIMUM of RESPECT and KINDNESS is all ALL most people WANT like shit but this is all just relevant to this thread what gets me really mad right now is the whole Syria thing but I'll get to that some other time because I really, REALLY need to reply to this.

>>384078
That sweater is so cute~ :3

It's really expensive though. I wouldn't recommend it. :(

>>384079
>Povertyball

Tooth will you please PLEASE tell me the APPEAL of this fucking sport like I'm trying SO HARD to see the good in it so I can chill with the Eurofags and shit but it is SO BORING that I want to DIE when I watch it like OH MY GOD it's like watching two AI opponents play Sins of a Solar Empire ON LOWEST SPEED SETTINGS. I would SUCK BIG DICK just to have this one chance to relate to other people in a meager way but when I see people watching soccer and enjoying themselves I feel like a fucking SPACE ALIEN WHY IS THIS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT ON EARTH I mean it's fun to play BUT HONESTLY WHY?

>>384082
naturally it's 2deep4u.
but really though it's actually good fun and pretty interesting if you care to know what's going on (protip: if you think a good game is determind by how many goals are scored, gb2 basketball). it's also the most popular game on earth because it's accessible, cheap and fun to play. you can play a football game almost anywhere with anything as the ball. it transcends country, gender, race, class more than any other sport. anyone anywhere can play and watch football.

>>384078
my body yearns for this. unfortunately i look shit in every sweater ever and also wow no that price

>>384081
Hey, good to see you're not dead.

>>384079
hahaha

The team I'm playing with right now is using the Dutch Natl jerseys. BRIGHT ORANGE im dyin

>>384085
you know what means. SEE THE BALL BE THE BALL

>>384086
We don't even have color-breaking black shorts. Orange shorts too. Orange socks too. My sweet white/cyan cleats have never looked so terrible.

>>384082
>PLEASE tell me the APPEAL of this fucking sport
I'm still struggling to figure out the appeal of any sport.

A year and a month later, my leg bones are completely healed.

>>384082
imo football (aka soccer) on much smaller fields with much smaller goals is far more interesting, and fat people can play too, everyone can play
small court games are insanely fun

i grew up playing with a ball made of socks and pantyhose on a field about 10m long with goals a meter wide, and it was the best time of my life

the professional side of football just put the players on larger fields so only athletic dudes can play it, because no one else can run constantly for 90 minutes covering 15km per game, this way at least there's a limiting factor that justifies huge player prices when clubs trade them

So, anyone hear of freebleeding? Latest feminist fad, all the cool people are doing it.

http://community.feministing.com/2012/08/27/letting-ourselves-bleed/

>latest feminist fad

>>384094
This is somewhat unfair, in that "freejack" already means something other than freely ejaculating.

>>384094
wtf is this

look at that slideshow, some silly little girl getting blood on a public chair in a public coffeehouse that someone else will sit on when she leaves. Is she carrying around little bleach towelettes to wipe up after herself?

I know, why don't we try free peeing. Why are we holding in our pee because society tells us to? Why should we hide who we are? Why don't you just get up from that chair and take a piss in any potted plants around that coffeeshop, and if anyone says anything you tell them this is your body and your bodily functions and the patriarchy can't hold us back.

I'm all for getting over the topic of menstruation being taboo but this is a little much. There is nothing wrong or oppressive about putting a nice little disposable pantiliner in there so your pretty white skirt doesn't get a bloodstain, so that blood doesn't drip down your leg and onto your shoe and maybe the floor and then some minimum wage worker has to come and clean up your bloodstains because you're such a feminist

please dont bleed ont hings

>>384094
Fair warning for horrid disgust.
||Good luck getting rid of that shit.
||
||First of all, it’s not in a properly sealed container
||
||Secondly, it is classed as regulated medical waste
||
||Thirdly, any attempt to dispose of that in a dumpster/down the drains ||will result in a lovely visit from the CDC and EPA, as not only is it ||regulated medical waste, but since it’s been sitting out on your ||windowsill in a jar, it will contain a large amount of pathogens which ||may be seriously harmful to humans, which classifies is as a Level 3 ||Biohazard, and anyone dealing with is should be wearing a ||pressurised |personnel suit.
|
|do people actually do? o.O
|
|I assume none of them know that if you really want your bacteria |cultures to grow you incubate them on blood agar because they full of |all the stuff germs like.
|
|and the stuff is probably one giant, ugly mass of mini clots by now and |that just… I have a high tolerance for ew (come with being a biologist. |After taking apart your first starfish your brain either copes or you |quit) but this just digusting and it’s downright dangerous. Every |infection she’s had while on her period, every germ that was in that |glass or in the air has spend the year in there growing filling the jar |with toxins and generally being infectious. This isn’t empowering, it’s |dangerous to yourself and your environment.

I can honestly say this is rapidly causing me to lose respect for feminism.

>>384080
no i advocate boxing, not soccer
learn how to throw a punch guys.
just do not abuse that knowledge
>>384054
one day if i ever let my hair get long enough i wanna try that first guy's "up" style. Junior Prom or whatever he called it.
>>384081
i missed you, moe.

>>384097
>I know, why don't we try free peeing. Why are we holding in our pee because society tells us to? Why should we hide who we are? Why don't you just get up from that chair and take a piss in any potted plants around that coffeeshop, and if anyone says anything you tell them this is your body and your bodily functions and the patriarchy can't hold us back.

I'm pretty sure that they already do this in New York City.

>>384099
Remember, horrible disease collections are only impressive if you properly store and classify them.

>>384097
>I know, why don't we try free peeing. Why are we holding in our pee because society tells us to? Why should we hide who we are? Why don't you just get up from that chair and take a piss in any potted plants around that coffeeshop, and if anyone says anything you tell them this is your body and your bodily functions and the patriarchy can't hold us back.

Honestly, peeing on things would probably be less bad. Urine is sterile. It's icky, but it's not dangerous unless you're peeing in bleach or something.

Blood on the other hand carries just about every type of disease the bleeder has in them, menstrual blood or not. Plus, if sorcerers get ahold of it they can work dark magicks on you.

All that said, I'm like 80% sure the whole thing is either a satire or lies.

>>384099
It's not the fault of feminism as a movement, it's the fault of modern day generation that calls themselves feminist without looking up what it means doing crazy shit like this for attention and PC credits.

Just look at that biches last words
>What do you think, Tumblr?
Did it for 5 seconds of fame. Now that's dedication to attention whoring.

We need to purge generations born after 1990 and also baby boomers, would rid the planet of about four billion useless people. Gen X and the first part of Gen Y can rebuild planet.

>>384104
>Plus, if sorcerers get ahold of it they can work dark magicks on you.

I thought this was why women wear pads/tampons in the first place

>>384105
>Now that's dedication to trolling.
FTFY

>>384106
At last I truly see!

>>384107
They aren't smart enough to troll. Also too public, the repercussions could seriously hurt them. They either genuinely believe in it, or are just doing it for attention.