Ferrous, do you have sparkles in your eyes like in your gif?
You seem the type to have the sparkles.

Which probably means you're one of those damn dirty vampires!

>>382246

>>382247

I don't understand. Google isn't helping either.

>>382244
>OP's pic

Here's what I've learned this week.

Depression is one hell of a fucker and I really should keep self destructive behaviour in check.

Oh! And The Big 2 hate outside talent.

>>382249
Yeah this. I googled it expecting something embarrassing but didn't come up with anything.

Prepping for a long weekend of writing, pixel arting, not posting anything on the Internet, and planning for things I want to achieve/accomplish/whatever over the next seven years of my life.

FUCK Y'ALL NIGGAS GONNA DO

>>382246
>team edward

>>initiate relationship with person
>>person says they love you and are not interested in dating anyone else
>>person rejects all other offers of flirtation because they say they are with you
>>alone time with person
>>never actually get to do anything relationshippy
>>try to initiate affection but rarely get reciprocated
>>little part of you thinks person is using you as inverse beard, that you are lesbian but she is not and she is just trying to avoid the guys that hit on her a lot because they are all the creepy, desperate, or way older than her type

>>382265
Or maybe she's just not an affectionate person. Either way, you should take this up with her at some point. Screw up your courage.

>>382265
Go through & say all that just to try & stop guys she doesn't deem attractive from hitting on her?

Really?

>She said she was bi!

>>382269
Guys seem to think all the good girls are lesbian. The lesbians know this is not accurate.

>>382267
It's not that they're not attractive, they're creepy and/or twice as old as her. She and I are still in that age where guys our age are like, "So, you're the only woman that'll talk to me. When are we having sex?"

>>382266
I might have to. I trust her enough to know she won't cheat, but we barely talk anymore, I rarely see her, and she seems tired and annoyed when I do.

Pretending to be gay or whatever just so guys won't hit on you seems stupid. I sincerely doubt that's her intention. Maybe you should talk to her about it or something, find out what's really going on. I don't really think anyone is going to go through all that trouble to avoid the opposite sex.

My new fan is almost too powerful. I have to occasionally turn it off, because I'm freezing.

welp

>>382274

>>382274
i'm sorry, man.

>>382270
>The lesbians know this is not accurate.
Well it may not be accurate, but it is precise.

>>382274
Seriously? Man that sucks

RAN RAN RUUUUUU
red lantern anon and i are off to meet with some nerds in la.

i bet you're jealous. i bet you wish you were us. i bet you wish you were watching pacific rim right now.

>>382274
:(

So I was fappin just now to some dom/sub shit, and I had a sort of strange thought.

Is th reason you rarely ever black people doing this shit because they're uncomfortable with the slave/master dialogue? You never see a big sub black guy in these things.../

>>382283
Have you even looked?

http://www.xvideos.com/video646129/black_slave_bdsm_training

>>382283

Isn't this more for the sex thread? Also, Kink's various sites have it. Any lack of representation you see is probably because there aren't a lot of black people in porn, compared to white people, that is.

>>382284

Speak of the devil. Also, that's Coffee Brown, IIRC. I think she's pretty.

>>382285
>Coffee Brown
Black is black you don't have to qualify it, we don't call the president "coffee brown" do we?

You know what, I'm sick of this kind of under the table racism.

>>382286

Obama is more of a caramel.

Also, that's her pornstar name. Just in case anyone takes this exchange seriously.

>Also, that's her pornstar name.
Mah bad.

>>382289

S'cool. NSFW link under the spoiler:

http://www.kink.com/k/model/17352-Coffee-Brown.html?c=1

I sent one of my friends a gif displaying the north pole melting. Had this exchange.
>Oh yeah, I've seen that before, pretty interesting. Doesn't mean it's *~GLOBAL WARMING~* though.
>Wait, are you denying global warming?
>Yeah.
>...R-really?
>Yeah.
>...
>It's happened before, you know.
>...
>The north pole's melted before, there just wasn't a fuss about global warming at the time, so no one cared.
>...
I was probably a dick for just leaving him hanging but I was seriously dumbstruck. I...didn't know that was a thing that people who weren't 60 year old politicians believed. Even now I'm not sure what to say about it, I just kind of dropped the subject entirely.
>>382274
Shit, man.
I'm sorry.

>>382271
>>382277
The reason I questioned it is because there have been times when she said she wasn't really into girls at all, and sometimes when she's said she was bi. I prefer guys too, but I get along with girls better personality-wise, and she's been really good with actually letting the relationship progress naturally. Some of my ex-boyfriends just wanted to jump straight into sex, and weren't interested in me unless sex was potentially involved. I'm going to stay with her and see how this rides out.

on one hand i rly want a cute girlfriend but on the other hand i should probably just give up already and become a full time dominatrix

why resist my destiny

>>382291
If you consider that stunning you need to get out of the suburbs once in awhile.
Half the population of the planet (3.3 billion) is statistically below 100 IQ, that's barely enough to know how to do high school math. Of the remaining half that can understand it, how many even give enough of a shit about climate change to read a single journal article on it?

I bet you can take every single person on the planet who both cares about and understands global warming, and put them on one of these:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175222/Iceberg-twice-size-Manhattan-breaks-away-Greenlands-largest-glacier.html
The human race will be fully carbon neutral long before Average Joe can see obvious effects of it with his own eyes. Panicking laymen with doom and gloom predictions is beyond pointless.

So don't be surprised or shocked anymore, and stop expecting all your friends to be smart or well informed.

Consider this little factoid, if you really want to blow your socks off: the vast majority of the planet still considers homosexuality a mental illness illegal in 76 countries and suppressed heavily in 83 others. Can't blame that one on IQ.

>>382293
Only if you get your red hair back.

>>382294
Yeah yeah I know all that, I have friends who dropped out of school when they were 12, I guess I'd just always considered global warming like...really blatant fact? I guess that is kind of a sheltered view to take but I've seriously never met anyone who wouldn't acknowledge it, even the super religious right-wingers who are generally ignorant about things like that accepted it as a "sign of the end-times."
And this was a pretty educated guy who should by all means know better.

Also I grew up in the ghetto, don't be makin' assumptions.

>>382295
Dude that's nothing, I had a friend question gravity. Fucking GRAVITY. Said we stay on earth because it's magnetic. I shit you not.

>$500 video card now potentially a brick

well that'll teach me to have bad air circulation in the case

Thank God FTL is kind of really neato. Wish I could optimize the internal layouts though

>>382295
While I think there's some kernel of truth to the "some summers are just hotter than others" belief, I agree, global warming definitely exists, and it doesn't make the hotter summers any easier.

No one even uses "global warming" as a term the same way.

Everyone's a fucking idiot. Don't bother.

Whatever we call it and whatever might cause it, it's definitely happening, it has never happened before and it's already too late to make it stop from happening. See you at the end times, guys.

>>382302

Going by average life statistics, most of us probably have like 60ish years left on this rock anyway. We wouldn't have seen end times.

>>382294
what's wrong with black hair? i think it suits me :c

>>382304
As a domme? Red hair for sure.

You can only pull off black hair domme if you're an older lady.

>>382305
Dang. Well, at least I don't have green hair any more.

>>382306
But then you'd be able to put on a blue Snuggie and you'd look like a Lemming!

>>382307
weirdly enough, that's not really a look i've ever aspired to

>>382306
>green hair
pics or it didn't happen

>>382309
It was more teal than true green. and yes i know i look like a gross corpse in this, it's basically the only pic i have with this hair, pls excuse I only had it for December/January. I have long black hair now.

Everybody stop thinking about bad stuff for a few minutes and be excited about the future instead:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/special-report-in-vitro-beef--its-the-meat-of-the-future-8735104.html

>>382311
It would actually be easier with human cells, only issue is the squick factor...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeLa

>>382310
>corpse
You could be a mistress for necrophiliacs.

>>382312
I usually look a bit healthier than that, I don't think I'd be able to get enough customers. Also fun fact: I naturally run a tiny bit warmer than the ideal body-temp, I just couldn't get the chill of the grave thing right.

That feel when you realize the reason why you hate a person passionately is because they remind you of yourself.

And you're a total dick.

I figured out why Scotland's symbol is a unicorn.

They all think they're special snowflakes but really they're just a horse trussed up in mystic power shit so far up their arse they gave a stone magic sitting powers

oh hai tooth you should probably just go with the girlfriend thing.

>>382316
You seem upset about something, anon. Would you like to talk about it?

>>382318
Not much really

First world problems, no food allowed before physical at 5pm so I've only eaten water all day and now the hawaiian pizza I ordered is taking its sweet ass time getting here

Seriously, though, just smash the rock into gravel and scatter it in a nameless field. No one is king of Scotland anymore and you never have to make a terrible movie starring Aerghie Hortwit and Forshborsh Rrgenho about stealing it again.

>>382318
Not much really

First world problems, no food allowed before physical at 5pm so I've only eaten water all day and now the hawaiian pizza I ordered is taking its sweet ass time getting here

Seriously, though, just smash the rock into gravel and scatter it in a nameless field. No one is king of Scotland anymore and you never have to make a terrible movie starring Aerghie Hortwit and Forshborsh Rrgenho about stealing it again.

>>382319
...but anon, the Stone of Destiny is used in every British coronation. It was first used for Scottish kings but then was used for the rest of the UK too. The current Queen even used it in her coronation. Scotland doesn't have a king but we do have a Queen. Also it's not magic, it just has biblical connections.

>>382321
Well the movie about the Stone of Buttered Scones for Tea was going on about MUH STONE every five minutes like it was a national tragedy

And you're always going on about, "ooh loo loo fuck the brits where's me irn bru" so i assumesd this mattered to you

oh cool pizzas here

>>382322
Meh, I've never seen the movie. I think the stone is a cool part of British history but yeah, it belongs in Scotland until it's needed. No-one really thinks or cares about it much.

Also wanting autonomy for my country doesn't quite equate to "fuck the Brits". I primarily just want us to be governed by people we voted for, ok?

>>382302

>Whatever we call it and whatever might cause it
>it's definitely happening
>it has never happened before
>and it's already too late to make it stop from happening.

See, each of those points tells me that you are also a fucking idiot who doesn't know what they're even talking about, thus proving my point once again that everyone is a fucking idiot and I shouldn't bother.

>>382314
Stop making me want to move to Scotland, the weather is shit.

>>382323
>I want autonomy but I dont want to be too much a bother you know when they can get around to it
Dude, don't be Canada. Canada is the Nice Guy of the planet. Everyone goes on about how sweet he is and how his countryside is lovely, and then gets plowed by American companies with Canada in the back holding his Kraft dinner thinking the music's too loud.

God I love this Pizza.

>>382326
Oh, the weather's not so bad. In the west it's wet but mild, in the east it's cold but dry. We've had a cracking summer, it's been in the high twenties for weeks now.

>>382327
??????
Are you expecting some Scots to firebomb Westminster or something? It's a gradual diplomatic process, which has been unfortunately hindered by the heavily anti-independence media. People are not rioting in the streets about it.

>>382329
>are you expecting us to firebomb Westminister
I don't know should we expecting it?
What do you know about the Westminister plot? I want names, addresses and a English/Scottish translator, or else we bring in Jo Brand...

I gave away TZ today. He was getting bored since I don't play with him anymore and I didn't want him to just disappear. I'm kind of sad, actually. But he has a good home.

im supposed to go on a trip like next week that ive been planning for a while with a friend but thanks to a lot of monetary setbacks, i havent been able to save up for. ill have enough money to go but its going to set me back financially like everywhere else, which is frustrating. the deal is that this is a big group trip? And I dont really know anyone but my one friend so... i dont know. i don't want to back out but spending 200-250$ on this just makes me uncomfortable too. uuugh

Talk to your friend Nurse. Admitting your fears and monetary troubles are not sonething to feel guilty about. If you go, just be careful with your cash. If you don't start saving for an I.O.U. on going somwhere fun with your friend, and give youself a deadline of six months to save for it. Either way you're practicing your budget management and being honest with your friends about your concerns. People do appreciate occasional candidness.

oh boy oh boy oh boy I get to see my sweet baboo for the first time in two months this week
oh boy oh boy oh boy
we're gonna bang EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME and we're gonna go see PACIFIC RIM and we might even take a road trip to the intersection of INYO and BUTTE
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

>>382348

>afraid of pulling out

Gotta get that money, gurl. Half of that is not spending money.

>hyperextension in my entire left arm from shoulder to fingers

>>382354
How did you manage that? Exercise gone wrong?
.....I would try to make a quip about how you injured arm in in a badass way, but I hurt my arm myself today.

Damn ladder slipped out from under me. Then I fell on top of the ladder. Dented one of the steps as a result. I'm tired.

>>382356
I wish it was something badass. I was walking my aunt's stupid dog and dropped my bracelet, and when I bent down to pick it up she spotted another dog and tried to attack. Weird angle + weird hold on the lead (to pick up my bracelet) + large dog throwing herself full force at something = lead got caught up around my hand, wrenched my arm so hard I thought I had dislocated my shoulder. To make it worse it was an extending lead so she really manged to get some momentum going first, but amazingly enough I managed to stay on my feet - barely. My shoulder and elbow are really stiff and my wrist and fingers are swollen, and I pulled the muscles in my forearm and back. It's not exceptionally sore unless I do certain actions but it's really weak and sort of useless. I use that hand for almost everything, it's a very bizarre sensation having almost no power in it suddenly. It should be fine soon though, no tears or anything.

One of the worst things about having a relaxed office environment and work schedule is that I can putz around at work too much and also take off when I feel like it. And I've love to just leave right now because I have zero inclination to live today, but if I give into that every time it happens I'll wind up only putting in half the hours I need to every period.

And all I would do is just go home and play TF2 half-heartedly for hours. It's not even continuously fun anymore (I'll have a few moments of fun here and there), it's just the "default" for what I do when I'm not at work.

Oh boy I do love having waves of depression.

Work has been great. Just visited my parents for a week, and all is well on that end.

Money stuff? Not so much. All of my big bills hit in June and July, because I moved to CO during the summer. A three weekends ago, my water heater lost structural integrity and I had to get a new one. Two weekends before that, I had to get my car fixed and start the stressful process of trying to find a new car, because the one I'm driving now is 14 years old. I came home from the vacation to find that my cat's other eye is flaring up a bit and is off-and-on kinda weepy/boogery.

I like my life, and I was hoping it was getting a bit better, but Life has apparently decided to stab me in the money bag this year.

took a great trapeze class surrounded by amazingly fit gorgeous women everywhere.

...

holy fuck. i make good life choices.

>>382362
nevermind the good choices thing. i felt self-conscious about my moderately hairy physique and decided to shave down to look more circus-ready. ... cuts. cuts everywhere. i am 27 and what is this?

The worst part about my job is when I get a really great, interesting assignment, and I can't save a copy of my work for myself :(

>>382365

>can't save a copy of my own work

Unless you work for the government, this is probably false.

>>382364
a mistake.

a terrible, terrible mistake.

>>people I like are fighting
>>both have their points
>>but both/their friends also said shitty things to each other
>>send "I'm sorry people are being shitty to you" messages to both of them
>>feel like a hypocrite but feel at the same time I just want them to stop fighting and either ignore each other or talk it out privately

>>382368
>people I like are fighting
:D
>but both/their friends also said shitty things to each other
Oh, with words :(

>>382366
Well...sometimes it's that, but right now I mean I physically, or at least technically can't. There's no function in the software for that, and everything is saved onto the company's host server sooooo, I don't got anyway to make a copy for my own purposes.

>>382369
I just hate fights, period. Two people I care about, yelling at each other (about what, I have no idea, 99% of the time), threatening each other...I've walked in on two people, one threatening to bludgeon one with a lamp, the other about to stab the other with a kitchen knife. Scary stuff.

>>382370
Honestly if you've never swung at anyone with a meat cleaver I'm not sure you're technically allowed to call them your friend? I'll ask my lawyer friends about the legality of that.

I'm sorry they're fighting, that always sucks.

>volunteer for my organization gets arrested
>grandmother becomes more and more paranoid every day
>I catch something respiratory but can't afford to take the day off

>Lady tumbling about how their boobs are getting bigger

Clearly I picked the best people to follow on tumblr.

>>382370
Yeah, no, the :D was hoping this was like...two people you like are following queensbury rules or something...That happens a lot with people I like.

>>382367
don't get me started
don't even get me started

>>382376
But were there pictures.
Naked pictures.

>>382375
This is only funny if you know what a krebs cycle is.

http://collarfactory.com/

wait wait wait

wait

there's a website dedicated to making collars for people?

that's weird and also sexy

I can finally avoid pulling a Tannis when a dude on the street hits on me.

Brain drugs are pretty great. \o/

>Brother and neighbor drunk off their asses
>Brother keeps trying to burn my shit
>Literally have to shove them both out of my room
>Twice
>Stuck in my room with the door locked to avoid them

Already regretting not going to my sister's tonight

>>382390
Wouldn't everything and everyone be on fire if you had gone there, though?

>>382392
This was my thought, as well.

Speakin' of tumblr, boy do I regret deletin' mine.
:T

myep.

>never been in a relationship
>think i'll have happy basement virgin life forever
>find out I'm equally bi
>ok whatever
>oh shit wait what boyfriend and he's amazing how did this happen

>>382395

Well that's what happens when you goad people who are threatening suicide on the internet (yes, everyone on Party All The Time saw the whole blow-up as it happened).

Also hating Guy Gardner didn't help your case either.

But part of growing up is making bad decisions and learning from them, I reckon.

How. How could you hate Guy Gardner.

DID SOMEONE SAY SUICIDE BAIT

I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEONE SAY SUICIDE BAIT

LOOK YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO SAY SUICIDE BAIT AND NOT TELL THE WHOLE THING OK

>>382400

>>382384
No, it's still pretty funny otherwise.