You can't defeat me, I live inside you!

You ever seen a whale?
I HAVE

Yeah yeah yeah just eat it like ceviche.

"Vance pants"
"Cheese"
I forget the rest, I haven't had local friends in years.

No one can see me...in..the...dakness

Alternatively

for lunch I was a Allagatah

Brendy boy

"Yay, it's a Simon Episode. SO HAPPY."

To describe anything heartbreaking.

"....-Of the Giant BAT."
[spoiler]Diablo 2 humor. God damn I'm old.[/spoler]

IRL: "Two pink tacos."
Online with my current tabletop RPG group: "NUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH"

Push the garage door open.

"...and he made her cupcakes and she just broke up with him!"

"Your face is numb!"

"Maybe he's baking cookies..."

Also pic related. I miss my old friends.

Most of them are just references to The State, which we have figured out using Math, was watched only by us.

Running around wearing only a blanket-cape and yelling "I'M BATMAN"
"ACH JA DR. MCDREAMY *takes off sock*"
Printouts chacha.
"We'll elope and become Mexicans and have lots of cats"
Tea-time with gay plant uncles and giant kitties.

"This is a children's movie."

>"I like my meat extra crispy!"
From my old WoW days.

"He killed Shaun Paul". No one must know what I did in Def Jam: Fight for New York. NO ONE.

"Like the Indian Resveration"

You killed me, you blind son of a bitch

I wish for Nightwish

>>368782
Something to do with Counter-Strike?

"You like-a di juice, eh?"

>>368827
LOL I and some cousins use this one, too.
Wish I could find that one sketch online. :/

>>368821
A Ray Charles bit on Robot Chicken

>>368878
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/hubs-gyros/1353847
Me too it was with my cousins.

That squares my breasts

"Get back, get fookin' back"
replacing any word in any song with "moped" or meowing noises
anything to do with hummus
and all the ~hilarious~ nicknames we have for people we don't know that i imagine all friends do eg professor sad, grandma girl, stumpy

Chick a ling Tennessee, granny

>>368881
Not opening... either way, I really wanted to find the Kevin Kline one, it's the one we lol'd at.
But thanks a lot! :D

I love you and I'm only 12!

Gotta love that vitamin D

>>368973
Just google "hubs gyros", that's the name of the skit.

>>369085
You liked the bottled kind, too, eh?

>>369206
absolutely

>>368827
>>369206
Ohhh... he like de bottle, huh... really stoppered!

"ABLEH!"

"mmm-hhhmmm"

Magneto?
Cerebro?

"Am I a pretty girl?"

"yer beautiful."

"Turanga"

>>369395
Philip?

"Peanut butter sticks to your ribs."
And then the image of peanut butter actually being stuck to your ribs haunted our nightmares.

"WHAT'S A SCRO, GODDAMNIT?"

"EEEEEEEY MIKEY! HOWS DA KIDS?"
Mike nearly punched us all.

also Jeff's entire existance was a walking inside joke

>>369955
Tom?

"GOOD BURGER MAN GOOD BURGER!"

GONNA GO UPGRADE MY NORTON TODAY

German attack!

You've been listening to the erotic day dreams of an infant worm being sucked backwards through a french milking machine.

Remember, hire the Handicapped but don't let them take your rectal temperature.

Play Time Is Over!

We played Sonic Adventure 2 a lot back in the day. We still say this when shit gets serious.

This is the worst Christmas ever!

From my first post-HS job (video store), after a couple months of shenanigans together, all we had to do to make the others lose it was say one of the following lines:
"Not the gumdrop buttons!"
"Scandalous!"
"No touchy!"
"What's love got to do, got to do with it?" (this one was best if sung thru the intercom in falsetto, but could only be done when the manager wasn't in the store)

"So, why aren't you dead yet?"

"Your team"

Look around, find the weirdest, raunchiest, buck-nastiest gap-toothed crossed-eyed nutjob, turn to your buddy, point at the person, and say "your team".

No wonder you haven't accomplished your life's goals--you invested in meteors!

>>370951
haha, we do the same thing at whole foods with the crazies. And yes, the crazies are always on my team. some old lady walks in pushing a cart loaded with black plastic bags, wearing bright green tights and a huge fur jacket and 'hey, comrade, your team'.

It's no use!
That's my juice!
My caboose!

I'm not going to jail for eating brownies...
I'll destroy the evidence!

After them! *chest thrust*

Intense like Circus Fires

Bravely Run Away

She's got (wiggle fingers in front of chest) Arthritis

It is objectively bad!

FUCKIN SKY

finger bang that shit

5 o'clock. time for some pubsketball.

>>370951
We say "want to introduce me to your boyfriend/girlfriend?"

>>372031
I lol'd. So silly.

A priest and a rabbi are in chuck e cheese's? Mike must be dead.

Durhur, girl.

Ip dee vanjur da Doop Spa Na
Vit Sasuke
Karrie Nuwoop
Adooo
Dockie Bashie
and Quarrrrr

Naming foods and then words that start with H. First person to pick the obvious one loses.

If jewels, then octopus.

That's why they call me big papa

"Quickly, Nibbles! Chew through my ball sack."

Destroy target destruction

flower aranging

One day I will be back, and I will LAAAAAAY THE FUNK DOWN.

I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but leave me out of it

You're a time traveller.

Nurse, cancel my 1 o'clock.

He sure is my brother

penny for your thoughts

A new city to fail in!

Stalagmites.

[Laugh track]

Three hours?! That's like, five hours!

I don't see what that has to do with basketball.

Sure, just pick us up at the hotel.

They are twins, that's why

Davis?
Cages.

Not very subtle to people here, but irl it is.

Me and a friend began an inside joke (I don't even remember how it happened, but I know it was my fault). Whenever my mate says he doesn't really like any of the girls at my school (only a couple of hot ones, most of them have shitty personallities) then commence joke:

"I know who you like,"
"What? I don't like anyone,"
"Yeah you do,"
"No seriously, they're all bitches"
"What about Nicole?"
"I d- oooohhh, yeah. Damn, I would..." (makes enthusiastic, suggestive comments)
"Yeah, you want that pussy's pussy!"


And so whenever one of us claimed to like a girl (or not like any girls), we would pretend (yes, pretend) that the other had a mad crush on Nicole Watterson.

Only a couple of months after that started, I actually begin start to find some of the characters slightly attractive. Quite ironic, really.

Gimme your pa!
NEH

"and how did you get ___?"
"Manwhoring."

Ol' dime a dozen, eh?

Shubette.
Johnny the race car driver.
NOOO, MUH HELMUT!
AWWW MANG, HOW U DOIN DAT?
Come on man, just touch my bald spot.

OH Boy
It's your bath time oh boy

Whenever my bro would ask me for something he's looking for and I spotted it quickly I would tell him "Ahí está!!" with Ganado accent. "Atrapenlo!!"

"Hugo Weaving is coming to KILL YOU."

>>379690
Would that be a reference to this?

>>380090
Yes, actually.

Let that child alone

(In a high-pitched falsetto) YOO-HOO
(Replying in a low-pitched goofy voice) A-YOO-HOO

"that's not a knoife"

>>380510
Big Green?

My raisin-roundies!