One day I will be back, and I will LAAAAAAY THE FUNK DOWN.

I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but leave me out of it

You're a time traveller.

Nurse, cancel my 1 o'clock.

He sure is my brother

penny for your thoughts

A new city to fail in!

Stalagmites.

[Laugh track]

Three hours?! That's like, five hours!

I don't see what that has to do with basketball.

Sure, just pick us up at the hotel.

They are twins, that's why

Davis?
Cages.

Not very subtle to people here, but irl it is.

Me and a friend began an inside joke (I don't even remember how it happened, but I know it was my fault). Whenever my mate says he doesn't really like any of the girls at my school (only a couple of hot ones, most of them have shitty personallities) then commence joke:

"I know who you like,"
"What? I don't like anyone,"
"Yeah you do,"
"No seriously, they're all bitches"
"What about Nicole?"
"I d- oooohhh, yeah. Damn, I would..." (makes enthusiastic, suggestive comments)
"Yeah, you want that pussy's pussy!"


And so whenever one of us claimed to like a girl (or not like any girls), we would pretend (yes, pretend) that the other had a mad crush on Nicole Watterson.

Only a couple of months after that started, I actually begin start to find some of the characters slightly attractive. Quite ironic, really.

Gimme your pa!
NEH

"and how did you get ___?"
"Manwhoring."

Ol' dime a dozen, eh?

Shubette.
Johnny the race car driver.
NOOO, MUH HELMUT!
AWWW MANG, HOW U DOIN DAT?
Come on man, just touch my bald spot.

OH Boy
It's your bath time oh boy

Whenever my bro would ask me for something he's looking for and I spotted it quickly I would tell him "Ahí está!!" with Ganado accent. "Atrapenlo!!"

"Hugo Weaving is coming to KILL YOU."

>>379690
Would that be a reference to this?

>>380090
Yes, actually.

Let that child alone

(In a high-pitched falsetto) YOO-HOO
(Replying in a low-pitched goofy voice) A-YOO-HOO

"that's not a knoife"

>>380510
Big Green?

My raisin-roundies!

My hearts' not in it.

King of the cats, eh?
Well, you're not MY king.

>>381700
GUESS AGAIN, PEASANT.

Now meow bow before me!

TRULY FUZZOOLY

I'm not going to be arrested for stealing brownies... I'LL DESTROY THE EVIDENCE!!!

we're gonna have a lot of fun.

>>382420
i love blue mario

OH NO ASHLEY
COME BACK ASHLEY
COME BACK

complete living bologna head

i know what you're saying, but i don't see what that has to do with pacific rim.

Don't make me come flying over there!

>>383659

JIM.

come now David, where's your grandpa gone?
come now David, where's your grandma gone?
their time came to go

but i slew Goliath with the sling and stone
i slew Goliath with the sling and stone
it's not my time to go

he'll be waiting for you when we get back home
it's time, it's time to go

>>383814
hey fuk u

Thank you giant sister

FIRST PRIZE
FIRST PRIZE
FIRST PRIZE

"Sir, we'll GIVE YOU a Jet Plane."
Alternatively "Sir, we'll GIVE YOU x"

It's okay--we're married

>>385820
Possibly similar to this, "it's okay, we're just bros" or some variant.
>"No, it's fine, there's nothing gay about a little frottage between bros."

Cut your hair and stop worshiping Satan.

We'd sometimes send this picture to each other as a response to things

Congratulations on creating what is fundamentally the most unfunny and masturbatory thread imaginable.

Really, good fucking job.

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