Inb4 somebody posts a basement.

>>367386
A basement is fine too.

OP house is beautiful indeed.

Something small, quiet, and inconspicuous. While I do love looking at awesome chic houses, I'm paranoid as hell when I'm alone and wouldn't be able to stand spacious dwellings with lots of windows. Also, the dusting would be murder.

The kitchen has to be god-tier, though.

>>367407
BR? BR? AHUHEUEHEUEH

That's a neat looking apartment. And yeah, while I think I might like one of those wooden huts, I'm that paranoid and scaredy too. Big windows into the dark = NOPE.

It's easy to look at a big, pretty, quiet house by day and think "oh yeah,I could TOTALLY live here!", until it gets dark, silent, isolated and you watched like, Paranormal Activity or something.

I want a little yellow house hidden by the trees and flora surrounding it. Good front porch with a couch on it. Plenty of space in the kitchen, wood floors and white walls, all of my books neatly put away in floor-to-ceiling shelves. One main room, one kitchen, and the steps lead up to the attic room where I sleep. Small and sweet, yet big enough to entertain a few people.

>>367405
Awww yeah!

>>367407
Amen on the kitchen.

>>367409
Yo Comrade, ever see Scandinavian Green Roof homes?

I want a decent shower and I'd just let everything else go to shit.

Somewhere close to where I can do shopping if I need to, but far away from annoying people. Not very large, but also not cramped. Good plumbing, clean, everything in working order, bedroom, guest bedroom/room for possible kids (maybe), living room, bathroom, kitchen and dining area, possibly a room for an office and/or library.

I'm specific on what I want inside it, but I don't really care what it actually looks like or where I end up living.

>>367413
How about a shower sauna combination?

>>367416
I was thinking one of those claw ones and I'd just leave it connected to the hose in the yard?

>>367414
Some of the Victorian revamps I've seen sound about right for what you are describing, even geographically in most cases.

>>367418
Neat-o.

>>367417
Like a super simplicity vibe? Cuz if you are thinking of going that way it might worth looking into a collapsible shower, but if it's more of a "throw it up and fuck it" deal then yeah, a claw foot shower would nail it I guess.

>>367419
Very.

>>367420
For reference on the collapsible shower.

>>367421
These things are pretty.

>>367420
Yeah, that's about right. Just fuck it. I like the sun and the wind. It'd have to be seriously waterproofed, though. So, a yard and a high fence and shower out there.

>>367423
A day view.

>>367407
>>367411
I disagree. I need a god-tier-toilet. That's a good start.

Wanted an underground facility with a 5 car 2 level garage with complete mechanical set, industrial sized kitchen with walk in freezer, science lab, armory, large dance hall/dining space with some 2 story windows with remote controlled steel shutters with an upper level of suites.

I don't care what noun is in front of the apocalypse, I will be on top of that shit.

I put highlights from my dream house collection together. These are the main things I want (and can never have). Sorry that it's kind of big

I think an indoor garden might be a bad idea though so I'd want a tiny courtyard-type area that's a garden instead.

>>367452
DAT HALLWAY HNNGH

I can be happy living pretty much anywhere. But all of these houses look great.

If I had to choose, somewhere with lots of trees, but not cut off from society. Somewhere where natural light can seep through at all times of the day. Lots of stone and wood.

>>367460
>If I had to choose, somewhere with lots of trees, but not cut off from society. Somewhere where natural light can seep through at all times of the day. Lots of stone and wood.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR A CHURCH CONVERSION!

>>367464
Interior shots!

I'd love to live in a church house.

Subterranean/windowless space, preferably including a hidden tunnel to an outbuilding. Movable panels everywhere. Visible pipes and wires. If anything is hidden behind the wall, there should be what basically amounts to a schematic of it painted on top so you can easily see, for instance, what outlets share a circuit. These things would be is somewhat useful, but I also just like the feeling of being inside a large machine. Space for building things in, general storage, bookshelves. I'd wouldn't mind living near some sort of hacker-space or other area where I'd have access to tools for working on all kinds of crazy stuff without having every tool in the world at my own house, but I'd willing to do the latter. Somewhere I could swim would be great, especially if it was indoors/under a dome, since I'd like to live somewhere that gets cold but don't want to have the pool closed 3/4ths of the year. Not sure how much of a kitchen I need, but I like to cook, and if I end up making food for people like either of my parents do I'll certainly need some space for it.

A magical flying castle that can travel at super speeds all over the world so I can hang out with everyone I know whenever we want.

Failing that, someplace in a large city.

>>367469
It's got a great kitchen.

>nobody posted this yet
http://gizmodo.com/5862432/uk-man-builds-man+sized-hobbit-house-for-3000/gallery/1

I just want to live somewhere where the beach is nearby, it's always around 70-80F (20-25C). Somewhere where I can hang a hammock and just sway in the breeze.

The lilo and stitch house is the closest thing I can imagine.

After finding out how much cheaper property is in Europe compared to Australia, I've made it my new life goal to buy a house in rural France. Should be doable before 2030.

My house cost $417k AUD and is built on a relatively small block of land in a 10 year old development. In contrast, this house costs considerably less than $417k AUD and is huge...

http://www.myfrenchrealestate.com/residential-property/France/8668145.html

i just want a shack in hawaii somewhere with internet connection and within biking distance of a town. that sounds p good to me

i want a hot chicks room, and a money generating shower.
also, free tacos.

>>368145
I wanna house from an episode of "cribs".

>>368145
I wanna house from an episode of "cribs".

>>368145
I wanna house from an episode of "cribs".

>>368219
>>368220
>>368221
i'd take a mobile home renovated by X-Zibit, honestly.

i would love a japanese apartment building all for myself.

>>368489
But if you live by yourself, you miss out on any number of eccentric housemates, including a beautiful, widowed landlady and a dog that's way too large!

>>367411
Now if only those plants could be turned into mini generators by somehow harvesting their ability to photosynthesize it'd not only be perfect, but everyone's houses would be green.

>>368631
You know, I've been wondering about the possibility of genetically engineering plants to produce electricity in a manner similar to that of electric fish. I think I ought to try my hand at biohacking sometime and put all that time I spent paying attention to my cellular
biology classes to use.
>>367389
Huh, don't think I really took much of a look at this one earlier. Seems like something I could stick with, though preferably with crenelations or another simple decoration along the top edge. Maybe not the right location depending on whether it gets snow, I'd like that, or somewhere to swim. Not sure which, since I tend to exercise more underwater, but if I live on my own I'd stay out of the water a lot since swimming alone isn't really safe.

>>368817
No, they already photosynthesize just fine. All we need to do is engineer an environment where they share that energy without dying. Such as make their roots being attached into storage unit that regulates and feeds them nutrients to supplement taking in solar energy. They already are living solar panels, you just need to complete the circuit and make them store some of that energy into a way we can use it without killing them.

An important part for me is the shower. I want a cool modern shower with heated tile floors in the bathroom for cold winter mornings, massage jets, plenty of space and and grip for sex.

>>368831
Yeah, and an easy way to do that is to have them create a bio-electric field. Then you just stick some wires in it or charge via induction. The worst thing that could happen is that you eventually end up with a variety of weeds that randomly shoot lightning at everything around them, so I'd probably go for something a bit slow-growing. I'll look into to other ways of taking energy from plants, though.

HUUUUUUUUUUUNG

http://idealhouse.tumblr.com/

I love greenery probably too much.

Tiki, can I have some pictures of nice shacks to live in? If you've got them. You know, beachside bungalows and the like

>>370556
Ala straw top or would you prefer more western styled roofing?

My aesthetic love of naturalistic leanings me more towards straw tops but I really like both.

But if you are living in a storm prone area nets some hefty bonuses to metal roofing.

Which is yet another reason I like the straw, feel like I'm more relaxed than bracing for something.

Now available in "going nuclear against storms while maintaining massive decadence"

Oh open concept I wish to make you my bride.

And that's pretty much it for ones I have saved.

Wait oops.

>>370670
I think you mixed up the vault number there.

>>370670
Nope. Good old 101.

I would do things for this.

Justin Bieber could buy any or all of the homes in this thread.

>>373883

But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>373878
Wouldn't the wood give way eventually?

>>373919
Not within my lifetime.

>>368489

>>370504
that's cool.

>>370504
that's cool.

hey

>>370504
that's cool.

Sup?

>>374117
~

>>374119
Why'd you sage my house?

>>374125
correct me if i'm wrong, but it's because he loves it but doesn't feel he's adding to the conversation with his uguu~

it's... stunning.

>>374125
I love that house, I just didn't have anything constructive to say about it.

>>374131
>house
>constructive

Remember those apartments from the 80's with a lot of space?
Like that one on that Whoppie Goldberg film... Blurglar I think?
Well, you got the idea, right?
Anyways, I would like to have an amalgam of that kind of apartment with >>368489 and >>373943.

>>374187
You are thinking of open concept my friend.

>>374187
Walk-through: One Main

I highly recommend this place if you're into an open concept, like >>374197 mentions.

>>374203
buh

>>374203
>The grand blue sky.
>The pouring light.
>The stark time motif.
I have dreams of places like this.

>>373878
cool.

>>374197
>>374203
I think that may could be!

Are places like weburbanist, inhabitat and the like still worthwhile when it comes to architecture porn? It's been so long since I looked at the stuff on a regular basis.

>>390860
I'll see what I can find.

>>373919
All depends on what kind of wood. Each species of tree has wood with its own unique properties. Lignum vitae resists rot to such a degree that it was commonly used for fasteners and nails on ships. However, that very same wood is so dense that it sinks in water faster than Macaulay Culkin's career in the mid-90s.