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9410 No. 9410
write/drawfags, just heard this on /co/ and knew I had to /r/ it

nurse-joker on straight-jacket-scarecrow

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No. 13113
>>12931

This. Just... This.

No. 13129
>>12931
OMG LASCOCKS! I love your stuff.

No. 13191
>>12941
Seconding this.

>>12931
More of this.

No. 13303
moar? please?

No. 13318
>>12931

Please sir, may I have some more?

No. 13383
>>12931

Oh GOD yes. Moar Crane/Dent?

No. 13704
>>13383

Seconded.

No. 13836
A CHALLENGE, IF YOU WILL.

Mentioned on the Riddler thread here-

For Scarecrow, nightmare=wet dream, y/y?

Let the sexiness commence.

No. 13950
>>13836
FUND IT!!!!!

No. 14137
>>13836

Do. Fucking. WANT.

No. 14166
>>13836
Oh god do want

No. 14218
>>13836

Would fluff do?



Edward woke to the sound of someone moaning over and over. In Arkham, this wasn't unusual. He rolled over, and stared at the thin slats of moonlight against the far wall.

"Johnathan?" He mumbled. "You okay?"
As a riddle, it was distinctly lacking in style. But he was pretty groggy.

The moan repeated from the bunk below him, then, "E-- Edward?"

"Mgh. Yeah. What's wrong this time?"

No answer, just another high, pained moan. Edward sighed and climbed over the side of his bed. He slept in the top bunk because of nights like these, when Johnathan couldn't figure out where he stopped and Scarecrow began and was prone to trying to beat himself up and then fall out of bed.

Tonight, Johnathan was cowering against the wall, his hands clawing at his face mechanically, his eyes distant. Edward sat beside him and awkwardly pulled his hands away from his face to check his nails. No one had remembered to cut them in a while, and Johnathan had of course opened up shallow scratches across his face. When he got like this at night and no one let him have his mask, he would try to take off his face.

And of course the orderlies would scold Edward for fighting.

"And They call this the intensive care ward," Edward muttered. Johnathan whimpered, a sad puppy sort of noise, and tried to pull his hands away.

"No, no," Edward said, in his best gentle talking-to-madmen voice that he had learned from the staff that survived. "Don't do that. We don't want to claw at our face, do we?"

"Edward," Johnathan said, and his voice broke. He pressed his face into the side of Edward's neck, his face cold and damp and sticky in a way that made Edward think of dead things. He was trembling all over like a sick dog. "Edward they're everywhere. They're everywhere. Get them off."

"There," Edward said, "There, there," and stroked the back of Johnathan's head. Sometimes you couldn't help but feel all helpless and horrible for these people. He cast about for inspiration. "Hey. Hey, Johnathan."

"Nnngh."

"I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?"

Johnathan shivered again, pressed his head harder against Edward. "I... wh- what?"

Edward repeated it.

Johnathan breathed a hot puff against Edward's neck, something between a sigh a shaky laugh. "A penguin?" Johnathan guessed.

"A shadow."

This time the puff of air was more laugh than sigh. Edward settled himself more comfortably against the wall, satisfied.

"I'm going to kill him," Johnathan said.

"Sure," Edward replied, not caring if he meant Scarecrow or Batman or their orderly. "Go to sleep."

"I'm going to kill them all." Johnathan fisted part of Edward's shirt in resolve. He was almost warmed up to human temperature again.

"Mmm." Edward said, and went back to sleep.

No. 14222
>>14218
damn it roach, why must write great fics for every fandom?
Poor Crane, he's a tad loopy.

No. 14225
>>14222

Because!

>>>>14218

Onwards!


Edward was woken up not much more than a handful of minutes later when Johnathan bit him.

"WHAT IN THE FLAMING HELL, JOHNATHAN?" was perhaps not the most deviously perplexing query ever, but it was the most pertinent to his situation.

Johnathan, inasmuch as he could tell, had the decency to look a little embarrassed.

"I," He said, then, "You..." and he dropped his head back down on Edward's chest.

"Yes." Edward said firmly, trying to extricate himself. "Yes, me. I repeat, Johnathan: what the FLAMING HELL-- erk!"

Johnathan had licked the bitemark. It felt creepy, and more than a little embarrassing. Johnathan held on to Edward's arms tightly.

"You can't go," he said, sounding almost hysterical, "You can't go, you can't, they'll get you if you go."

"I'm not going anywhere, but you just bit-- erk! Stop doing that!"

Johnathan relaxed a little, and breathed a long sigh, his thin fingers working compulsively at the hem of Edward's shirt. "I-- I can't-- there's a. A. You need to stay awake."

"Or they'll get me?" Edward asked, less skeptically than he'd have liked to. The problem with Crane wasn't that he was particularly dangerous, it was that at certain times, like the middle of the night for instance, he was pretty contagious.

"Yes," Johnathan breathed, and nipped at Edward's throat again. It made his skin feel all tingly and crawly. "You have to..." Edward thought of dead things, and shadows, and shivered just a little.

"Johnathan..." He said uncertainly, "Johnathan, surely," and was cut off by the feel of his cell-mate working his hands underneath his shirt. He breathed out hard through his teeth.

Contagious AND grabby.

"Johnathan, if you're up to what I think you're up to, the answer is no, no, NNNnnh!"

"Mmhmm." Johnathan pulled his head back from Edward's chest and regarded him very seriously, then licked his nipple again. Edward swore and squirmed, heat flushing through him like sudden fire.

"Don't be so loud," Johnathan said, sounding almost sane.

“Loud? LOUD!? I'm being molested by my DERANGED CELL MATE at THREE IN THE GODDAMN MORNING and you're--”

Johnathan clamped a hand over his mouth. Edward seethed, and considered licking it.

“Loud,” Johnathan reiterated, and licked a long, hot stripe down Edward's exposed belly. Edward felt himself arch up a little, and moaned into Johnathan's hand. The man might be crazy, but he knew what to do with his tongue.

No. 14226
>>14225
...proceed.

No. 14229
>>14225
My groin is throbbing in anticipation. Please continue

No. 14234
>>14225
I... I love you.

No. 14235
Ummm...this really has nothing to do with this thread except for the two-(male)-Batman-villans-having-sex thing, but I don't think these two were ever actually going to come up by themselves, so...

Just have a look.

http://comics.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544215678

No. 14251
Yes, continue. For Great Justice.

No. 14299
>>14225

Oh god please more. I love this so much, and you've got them marvellously IC.

No. 14306
>>14225

Johnathan mouthed at his navel for a moment, then blew on it. Edward jerked against his constraints, moaned again, then came back to himself enough to bite Johnathan's hand. Johnathan yelped and withdrew, and Edward drew himself furiously upright, clutching the bedframes for support. He was embarrassingly hard, and more than a little dizzy. The stripes of moonlight against the wall seemed almost to shift and waver in the corner of his vision.

“You--” He started, waving an angry finger, “You can't just--”

“Shh!”

“Shh yourself!” Edward retorted, not to be deterred from a good scolding regardless of monsters or uncomfortable levels of arousal. “I'd like to know just what you--”

Johnathan grabbed him again, this time far more roughly, and pinned him flat on his back, Edward's wrists in his hands, his groin under his knee.

“Will you shut up?” Johnathan hissed, hysteria lacing every syllable. “They get mad when you don't believe in them!”

There was a moment of complete silence, as both men listened intently to the darkness and one of the men valiantly refrained from humping the other's knee. Someone screamed, far away, then another inmate, nearby, and they both shivered. Johnathan's head dropped once more to the crook of Edward's neck, as if he were hiding his eyes, and his breath against Edward's wet nipple was almost too much to bear.

“Just...” Johnathan murmured, “Just work with me. Please.”

“Okay,” Edward said meekly. “Sure. Got it.” Johnathan's hands were releasing his wrists, tracing lower, “Monsters-- haaah, m-monsters are coming for you.”

Johnathan breathed hard in his ear, his lips tracing the outside edge. His hands drifted farther down. “Us,” he said. “We're it.”

“And they won't get us if we, if we have, nnnNNn, god. If we.” Edward pressed himself up into Johnathan's hand, hot and firm and good and oh. Oh, yes.

Another scream pierced the night.

“Yes.” Johnathan murmured.

“You have,” Edward panted, “The most, ah, the most fucked up wet-dreams, Johnathan, I really mean it. Oh, god. Don't stop.”

Jonathan bit into the lobe of his ear, wet, burning pain spreading like a dark pool through Edward's skin. He could feel the other man's length sliding along his, all heat and hardness, and Johnathan's fingers around them both, stroking almost gently. Johnathan's breath in his ear sounded vast and deafening, the exhalations of some enormous, unknowable monster, curling through his hair like ghost fingers.

The screams were picking up, in their ward, coming closer, shockingly loud and insane. Edward was making a thin, high whine with every stroke of Johnathan's hand and shaft, and he had his fingers dug into the hard planes of his cell-mate's back, feeling every move and shift.

The bars of light against the wall looked like bones, like ribs.

“More,” He moaned. “There. Yes. More.”

“Shhh,” Said Johnathan, and Edward trembled all over.

A final scream sounded, from just the next cell over, and both men came explosively.

“God.” Said Edward, after he had gotten his breath back. “You. I just. That was just. Uh.”

“Mmm.” Johnathan agreed.

“Sometimes...”

“Mmm?”

“Sometimes I can almost see why they lock us up.”

(Fin)

No. 14311
OMG THAT WAS AWESOME CRAZY!SEX MOAR PLEASE

No. 14325
>>14306
Crazy sex is the best! Put your cellmate to the test!

Oh god thank you so much for this. <3

No. 14336
Ahahaha. That was superb.

No. 14337
>>14306
Win. Thank you so much!

No. 14350
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14350
>>14225

No. 14383
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14383
>>14306
Oh, /pco/. Now I have a crazy-sex fetish. Shame on you.

No. 14385
>>14383
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

No. 14387
>>14383
And now I do too. God damn, that's brilliant work.

No. 14388
>>14387
Well, I loved the story, and it's been established that I can't seem to keep my drawfaggy little hands out of anything on this board, so.

No. 14392
>>14383
Oh jesus. That shouldn't be arousing. It is though...it so is.

No. 14397
>>14383
No words can describe the joy you bring to my life, drawfag.
Also, brb bunk.

No. 14399
>>14397
D'aw. That's why I do it.

This pairing intrigues me terribly. I hope we get more writing for it so I can indulge my inner illustrator.

No. 14439
>>14383
Oh don't worry, it's a good thing! a VERY good thing...

No. 14445
>>14383
Wow, now I really want to see a Riddler in the next batman movie just so I can gay him up.

No. 14505
>>14383
Reading that story and doing the illustration has inspired me terribly and I've got a little writefaggotry of my own going on now. Should I post it here or in the Riddler thread?

No. 14518
>>14505
Wherever you like. I'm watching both intently.

No. 14543
>>14383

MIND BLOWN.

No. 14561
>>14518
All right, it's been stuck in the Riddler thread, just for organization's sake. It owes a great deal to Roach Patrol's fic, though.

No. 14562
>>9433

slowpoke.jpeg

No. 14867
>>14561

That was you! ILU much.

No. 14869
Pimping very good Batman/Joker that I didn't write but am enjoying immensely.

http://by-starkiller.livejournal.com/76181.html

No. 15039
moar!

No. 15073
>>15039

seconded.

No. 15951
>>15073

third-ed.

No. 22980
>>15951
Fourth-ed

No. 22995
I RIGHT CLICKED SO GODDAMNED MUCH IN THIS THREAD.

No. 23005
>>22995
You should get DownThemAll.

No. 26592
BUMP BUMP BUMP
MOAR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

No. 28092
>>9526

Inspiring indeed. :D

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