If this means we get John/Karkat/Terezi threesomes, then I am content.

Seriously, though, we need more Karkat/Terezi. Always have. General purpose and safe-work, and sexin's.

Otherwise known as 'Why Karkat Isn't Allowed to Have Healthy Relationships'.

I...I swear I'll post something relevent soon guys. I just...
This is...

This is just so disgustingly silly I don't even

>>76324

Has this been posted yet?

Not sure if this has been posted already either.

>>76330

in the last thread, anyway. Looks like we need to collect all the Karkles and Turzi pics.

sup bitches

>>76340
I think this is a good idea. Repost the old good content, throw up some new. I've been wanting to write stuff with them. That Vriska/Tavros dump someone put in the regular /co/ thread was mostly NSFW, but it also had stuff I'd never seen before.

>>76327
Man, both of Karkat's lovers are incorrigible pranksters. He's doomed. (Am I the only one who finds it just a bit unsettling how much younger John looks than the trolls in it, though? He's not just shorter, but smaller.)

>>76346
Well, part of it for me is that John being small in general is my faultfanon, along with trolls being of a different stature norm than humans.

But I won't deny that I get off on big/small plays so that has probably conveyed itself here unintentionally. /shameface

>>76348
Naaah, don't be worried about it. Seriously, this is not a place one need be sheepish about one's kinks and preferences. Given that everyone's sprited identically, everything about character build is 100% fanon anywho. I found it jarring because they're meant to be the same age.

Agh fuck could have clarified. Considering that the trolls are alien, that there are no adults on their planet (though there are probably some trolls that are older), and that they've often gone through more hardship and forced emotional maturity (theoretically) than the kids, I could see how they might seem 'older'

>EB: i am not a homosexual.

Oh ho ho

>>76369

A thousand fangirls cried out in agony.

But not really, this will stop nothing.

>>76369>>76370

>Obviously he' s in denial, poor boy's been through so much he probably got his sexuality kinda mixed up there.

But seriously, who cares, since when fanart (specially pornish fanart) has had any consideration for what is canon or not.

>>76369

>CG: LIKE OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER IS SO STRONG IT MUST HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN THE STARS.
>CG: YOU KNOW, THE ONES I FUCKING MADE FOR YOU.

D8
But JOHN! How could you say that! Karkat made you STARS!

he was just trying to let karkat down easy

he already has a true loveeeee

>>76380
...Sounds like someone needs to have the Quadrants explained to them.

>>76381
john is a human boy and so does not subscribe to the quadrants and would never dream of cheating on daveeeeeee

THE PAIN AND CONFUSION CAUSED BY JOHN'S WORDS TRIGGER A CHEMICAL CHAIN REACTION WITHIN KARKAT'S GRAY PUBESCENT BODY

THOUGH HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING OR WHY, HIS HORMONES ARE CARRYING OUT A BIOLOGICAL MECHANISM MANAGED BY GENES THAT HAVE FLOATED USELESSLY THROUGH THE TROLL GENE POOL FOR COUNTLESS GENERATIONS

THE TARGET OF KARKAT'S MATING IMPULSES IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH HIS CURRENT SEX

THE SITUATION NECESSITATES CHANGE

>>76384
hes already incompatible with his current species too

(is karkat going to become a human girl for john)

(a very grumpy human girl)

>>76384
I love the weird shit that goes on in this fandom.

>THE TARGET OF KARKAT'S MATING IMPULSES IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH HIS CURRENT SEX

>THE SITUATION NECESSITATES CHANGE

Oh gods you guys, can't stop giggling. Best BS excuse for genderswap fiction yet. I can see the whole story arc laid out in my head, writ large a dozen times over in varying levels of shit and gold. If only our fandom was larger.

So, uh, I'm not actually a drawfag. I never draw anything, ever, and anatomy is a motherfucking miracle to me.

But I really, really, really wanted to contribute something, because I've been lurking forever and you guys are all so fucking amazing, so... here.

Maybe someone out there will get some kind of enjoyment out of this. I apologize ahead of time for any eyeburn. Oh, and for the turtle feet. Just... know that you are loved. <3

>>76398
well theyre cartoony and cute, but quite unsuited to erotica

>>76384
I always like it when a character wants something so bad that they cause it to happen, either directly through magic or technology, or through sheer force of will.

SO by that merit, that idea makes me laugh and want to high-five Genome. XD I mean, that's what it is. He HATES John so much that he turns into the fairer sex to accommodate John's sexuality. That's hilarious and awesome.

...unless it's just mpreg, which sadly isn't my thing. It makes me laugh though. In a good way. X3

>>76416
The way I see it, there are already dozens of Earth animals that change sex based on environmental conditions; for example, clownfish live in groups with one female and several males, and when the female dies one of the males takes her place. Sex is not a factor in troll reproduction, but the simple fact that they have both males and females leads me to believe that it once did. If the troll ancestors were also sequential hermaphrodites, the genes that controlled sex change would have become mere vestigial leftovers when the Mother Grub method of reproduction developed. However, if the long-forgotten stimulus was applied to a modern troll, then perhaps...

KARKAT STARTS GORGING HIMSELF ON WHATEVER FOOD HE CAN FIND, CLIMBS UP ONTO THE CEILING, AND SPINS A COCOON OUT OF RED SILK. TWENTY-FOUR EARTH HOURS LATER, THE YOUNG TROLL EMERGES AS A FULLY DEVELOPED FEMALE, ANGRY AS HELL AND READY TO DRAIN THE GENETIC MATERIAL RIGHT OUT OF JOHN'S FLESHY PINK HUMAN BODY.

>>76420

...Yep, this is still fantastic. Possibly even better. The biological justifications work about right as well.
I'll be honest. I have tentatively added this story seed to my queue/hopper of potential ideas, because I can see the damn thing in my head, and I know that if I don't write it, nobody else will either.
Would probably be a very short serial, with each part dealing with one of the facets of the whole thing. Each one, naturally enough, being an excuse for some kind of sexual encounter or sexy situation. (Karkat's initial reaction of WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TITS, Terezi's nonplussed glee, amusement, and curiousity, one or two permutations of encounters with John, etc.)
Karkat, for all that he hates, and for all that he thinks about romance, doesn't actually seem to be very forward about sex. When John in that pesterlog gets blunt, he backpedals, quickly. If this sex-change is a bit like being in heat, the psychological struggle could be entertaining...

COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS:
I tried, but my art skills are just not up to scratch, so if anyone wants to draw Sollux caressing his Veil!computer, I will love them forever.
(Bonus for huge jury-rigged hacker mess... and/or pretty code. Durr.)

I'm in desperate need of Karkat/Terezi now.

>>76464

....ugh, fiiiiiine.

>>76464
How's this?

I dunno lol

>>76481

This is great! Keep drawing!

Doodlin'

>>76476
The licking, it never stops.

>>76500

I don't think he'd want it to.

how about an egbert sandwich :V

SS on PM action.

Mmmmmm

i'm back with more

>>76540

so who'd be taking the plunge?

>>76541
roll 1d4
1-2 Kanaya, 3-4 Vriska

>>76543
golfclap.gif

>>76481
YES

>>76496
I want to give her a hug. ;_;

>>76518
>>76540
Heheheheh. :3

>>76544
golfclap.gif?

>>76545
Did you happen to notice Tavros?

>>76543
I had to go back and make SURE this wasn't the update.

BRAVO

found this on /co/

nother Biju

>>76554

oh man this is great as it is but it would b 800% sexy if it was detailed and colored.

>>76554
Oh god, a horse cock.

here ya go

>>76555

Man you draw some nice trolls.