I guess?
Old thread here: >>55754Some unposted stuff to kick off the thread.
>>66912
There needs to be far, far more GA/Rose than there currently is.
There's not enough anyone/anyone period.Just reposting the stuff I've written for easy reference.John x Rosehttp://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=vzUhWEJDDave x Jadehttp://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=dfe7VQLKKarkat x Terezihttp://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=yMzUnQN4plus a kawaii morbi pic.
I like Jade and feel weird about it.
>>66927Jade is a cute elemental. A dense, volatile being composed of pure adorable. You can't not like her.
>>66927that's normalthen again, anon is the hardest of jade/at shippers so maybe I'm just blinded here
Oh, well if we're reposting:http://pastebin.com/nyuxjT5rGamzee/Tavros cyber log.
>>66952I didn't really get the chance to say that this is probably good but I can't read it. Because. You know.The gay.
>>66952I usually skip over the actual sex part of these things. I didn't for this one. It was too funny.
>>66962It's not too bad. It's actually pretty tasteful. There isn't a ridiculous amount of detail about Gamzee's juggling club or Tavros' long, throbbing beef truncheon.
Thanks, guys :3I actually like characters interacting as much as the porn, and come on. It's Gamzee/Tavros. It has to be fun or it's not actually them.Anyway have something a buddy of mine made. DAT ASS.
>>66972This is the kind of picture Alternian flyboys keep inside their recuperacoons.
>>66972Is Terezi a giantess? I'd be inclined to think that the picture's depth perception is out of whack, but the directions of the other trolls' eyes seem to imply that she's actually that big and standing right in their midst.
>>66974i'm just really bad at perspective <:3c
>>66974I don't think it really matters. The picture is so funny.
>>66972I thought it was just the style. Like one of those old timey poster things. IDK.>>66924I've created a monster.
Yeah, pic owns look at Tavros' dorky fucking swimsuit
>>66978I'd save the regret for when if it becomes canon...
carcinogeneticist began trolling gallowscalibratorohoho :v
>>66986WHAR HURR GLASEZ
>>66982Isn't it already? I mean. It was heavily, heavily implied they did naughty things together over the internet in their log (Terezi is just going with it for the lulz, but apparently aC is in sincerity mode).
>>66987they fell off somewhere around the time they both stripped and started fucking over her deskdeal with it :duhjohn:
>>66986Oh man. There's something pretty hot about seeing toes spread in pleasure.
>>66990He's not going to walk away un-welted
>>66989Karkat loves seeing those blank, milky eyes.
>>66992You should have heard the disgusted sound I made! Something like "bluharghleuh."(jk.)Also have some naked Jade sitting on some hill outside somewhere.
>>66997Katie, don't stop.Don't ever stop. <3
I just realized the best way to get terezi to suck a dick is to paint it red. It is the tastiest color you know.
>>66997Her face is so pretty and... mature. I mean that in the best possible way. Thoughtful, pensive. To be fair, by now she has been through a lot.
>>66997Adorabibble. I like how you were able to make a realistic rendition of her stylized hair, if that makes any sense.
>>66999Pfffft, this concept is hilarious.Knowing her, though, there would always be the very real threat of HORRIBLE GNASHING TEETH. :3
>>67003Getting a blow job from a troll would be equal parts arousing and terrifying. Arousifying.Dem teeth...
You are now imagining what troll sex toys must be like. The fact that so much of their technology is biological only intensifies the terror.
>>67006recreational tentacle monsters.
>>67006other trolls, heavily drugged.
>>67008And not drugged to be docile, either, quite the opposite >:3
>>67008 I laughed~>>66999I might have to do this if no one steps forward. This is simply something that must be done.>>67004 What with those shark teeth and whatnot. Definitely agreed, though.
>>67008So basically, you're saying that Gamzee gets all the fucking play.
>>67012I would pretty much murder a mob boss barehanded to see a group/Gamzee situation. Between the slime and his painfully amiable niceness he's just so easy to influence.
>>67006aaaaaa why did I draw thisssssIgnore the fact that trolls don't use bedsI am tired and am giving exactly zero fucks about it
>>67013"sO hEy WhAt Is AlL bEiNg HaPpEnInG uP iN HeRe, BrOs?""SHIT, IT'S THE STONER IDI--GAMZEE GET THE FUCK OUT.""MaAaAaAn, WhAt ArE tHeSe ClOtHeS AlL BeInG, aRe YoU gUyS pLaYiNg DrEsSuP?""WE'RE LARPING NOW USE THE DOOR AGAIN.""ShIt, ThAt SoUnDs LiKe ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN bItChTiTs!""FUCK NO IT'S BORING AS FUCK NOW GET OUT. I CAN'T BE A GOGDAMN KNIGHT IF YOUR STUPID FACE IS STARING AT ME.""mAn I aM aLl OvEr BeInG a KnIgHt!""kARKAT CAN'T WE, CAN'T WE LET HIM PLAY,""FUCK NO HE IS GOING TO GIVE THIS RP THE STUPIDS EVEN MORE THAN YOU DID. HE'LL JUST---OK YEAH. YEAH SURE GAMZEE YOU CAN PLAY. YOU CAN BE A PROSTITUTE.""mAn ThAt SoUnDs LiKe ThE rEaL bItChTiTs RiGhT tHeRe! WhAt'S a PrOsTiTuTe?""uHH, I'M NOT SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW,""SHUT UP RETARD. GAMZEE, A PROSTITUTE IS THE MEMBER OF THE PARTY WHO HELPS ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS FEEL GOOD AND STAY HAPPY AND ENTERTAINS THEM. LIKE A COURT JESTER.""oHhH! mAn I aM aLl OvEr ThAt ShIt LiKe WhItE oN rIcE!""WHAT THE FUCK IS 'RICE'."
>>67014I love how concerned it looks. That's what happens when a girl who only interacts with people online goes through puberty.
>>67016...I wonder if AC ever had a chance to talk to Jade...
>>67014Post this to the forum! do eeetAlso, maybe trolls use beds just for stuff like that.
>>67018Uh, I don't think this is exactly forappropriate.
I bet AG's robot arm vibrates.
>>67019I'll post it and get banned pornlah akbar!Just kidding. But morbi even if you don't do straight up porn you need to keep doing stuff like this. I laughed.
>>67015You should continue this. Just cause I wanna see Karkat verbally abuse Tavros and Gamzee while they whore themselves out.
>>67023Yeah, it's kind of funny
>>67014Obviously she's roleplaying as someone who sleeps in a bed.Obviously.
>>67028companion piece: Jade in a recuperacoon.
>>67023It would be like that apple game, except the apple is Gamzee.
ok...aG needs some lovin...now
>>67029Goddammit, why must you guys give me such delicious ideas when I really need to sleep
Andrei... Come back soon! ;_;
>>67023I totally would if I had even marginal authorial ability. As it is it would be completely terrible and you'd end up hating the idea more than you wanted it in the first place.But you're pretty much my favorite Homestuck fanartist ever, so if you were by any chance actually serious about that, I will totally throw out my painfully amateur writing into the open to amuse you.
>>67033My god... with him and all these other amazing artists the Homestuck porn train would be unstoppable!
Fuck I'm falling down all these amazing arts.
just how HIGH do you got to be to draw that good and sexy
AA doesn't need drugs to kidnap and rape other trolls according to the newest update.*snap*zzzzzzzzzzz
Why do I want to see Terezi do things to him? Rough things.
>>67040That's normal. Next patient.
>>67041Doctor, why do I want to see Jade have a zillion orgasms despite her being a little armless girl?
>>67043because that's totally hot.
>>67040Because he's obviously the M to her S. Tavros for fandom abuse sponge.
>>67051He strikes me as less of a masochist and more of a big softie that would awkwardly go along with almost anything, especially if it meant making one of his friends feel good.oKAY TEREZIuH I MEAN MISTRESS
>>67052True, I was oversimplifying. Aww he pretty much WOULD let you do what you wanted. And probably like it. :)
>>67043It would be more fun to see hero-mode Jade or Katie-mode Jade having all sorts of orgasms, if I'm honest.
>>67034DO IT. I DEMAND IT. In return I'll draw whatever awful thing you want. :D
Don't suppose I could request to see some JohnxTroll girl (any of them, really)
>>67072John x every lady troll. He's pimp as fuck.
Y'know that whole phenomenon... where siblings, who don't know that they are related, are sexually very attracted to one another? Look it up, it totally happened.It would be an interesting idea for a JadexJohn or RosexDave thing.
>>67073I want to see this but without a shirt. She's lookin pretty busty right there, and the body language is sexy as hell.>>67077 >>67072I can try but I hate drawing John. He's the bane of my fanart, I swear to god.
>>67087I just checked the artist's page and, true to deviantArt form, says commissions are CLOSED and requests are "NEVER. Seriously, it's better to just not ask."Too bad, really.
>>66952> AT: wATCH THE TEETH,> TC: Oh yEaH ThOsE MoThErFuCkErS CaN CoNsIdEr tHeMsElVeS On pRoBaTiOn, GoTtA GeT AlL GoInG To cHeCk iN WiTh a cOrReXeCuTiOnAl oFfIcEr eVeRy 24 HoUrS Or gEt cUlLeD.XD
>>67087It's too bad, because that's probably one of the best fanart johns :)
>>67031that reminds me, has eyes 5 done any of her weird secret probatable fanart yet? I wanted to see but there was basically no fucking way in hell I was gonna join mspa's retarded forums.
>>66986ithink i ship it now
>>67092I was already shipping it :D Hatefriends forever!
>>67094John x Terezi is the ship I will follow even if it sails to the depths of hell... which is pretty likely.
So you can exchange fics for pictures from Katie, huh?Haha, maybe I did write this expressly for that purpose but I think everybody wins regardless.Rose x Jade. I'm not entirely certain how I feel about this but I hope you find something to like. http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=zs64maDv
>>67073I have to agree with Katie here. That is incredibly damn sexy, now if only it had a lack of shirt. But even then, I'm kind of turned on by the whole clothes-on seduction that's going on.And for some reason, the lips/mouth especially. Gog damn this oral fixation.
>>67068YES MA'AM. I am going to apologize in advance for how crappy this is turning out, but I'll do my best to have this little drabble done by later tonight/put up. Sorry for the lengthy wait!
>>67124Oh GOD.I see that little bit of tongue peeking out and my brain goes crazy. :3
>>67124Also, sorry about the double post, but the horns are missing.
>>67124FUCK that's awesome. Poor John. He just gets teased left and right.
>>67127FACKI always forget something (I shit you not) and then catch myself before I post it.Missed it this time. OH WELL. I'll post a fixed version in a sec.
>>67129Annnnd it's fixed. I'll delete my other post.
>>67132Yessss, this is everything I imagined and morewell John, it's rude not to return the favor
>>67113Good material, but it has some of the same failings as the first Rose/John one. I say leave it for now and revise it later.
>>67133you heard the anon, john
>>67132this is totally excellent B)i really love the way you drew john, not enough stuff of this nature involving him. :D
Found this on /coq/, of all places.>>67132Forgot to respond to this: yesss delicious Egbert awkwardness.
>>67138Well, it is gay. and awesome. Gaysome.
>>67138Aw yis. B3
>>67132>>67138oh my god i love both of these
>>67132awww John is so cute. You need to draw him more often (:
>>66972fucking lol @ karkat's crab shorts
>>67143Yeah, I know you don't like your Johns but we think he looks great in this one. Cute and geeky.
Can't agree more. :) Cute John!
>>67132John is a total bitch to draw but you should keep doing it, he is adorable (:Anyway some anon in the last thread requested more of this junk. Since me and that guy are literally the only two people in the world who ship it, I couldn't leave a bro hangin'. Except that I did for two weeks, and also I didn't end up drawing anyone without clothes. Uh. Probably doesn't belong in this thread because it's about as tame and vanilla as you can possibly get, but I think it is kind of straddling (pun somewhat intended) the line between what is acceptable and what isn't in the romart thread, so you guys get some Victorian smut courtesy of me. Twizzle your moustaches at that naked ankle.If you get the filename I like you.
>>67149I believe there is a small fire in the vicinity of my faceI kind of ship it, it's just not my biggest ship
>>67149This is like the most canon ship isn't it? It's very sweet and well drawn. I don't think it's too inappropriate for the forum...
>>67151Nah, the most canon ship is MomxDad.
They would probably let me post in romart but I'd have to go through the mod approval thing and I just can't be arsed to do that.>>67152I forget about them sometimes ): I was going to say the most canon was Terezi/Catnip.
>>67154Honestly, I don't think you'd have to worry; that pic doesn't push any boundaries I can see (I ship them myself)
>>67152Yeah, but they're adults and adults are icky.
>>67154You know Marelo's not moderating anymore right? It's a much mellower crew now.Still I wouldn't even ask, there really isn't a question at all. People have posted worse without reprimand.
>>67157dem 13-year-olds
>>67158haha if you say so. Guess I'll post there after all.Now I feel dumb. Let me draw something for you people that actually belongs here.
>>67161Yaaaaay :D
...both of the 'Jade and another kid cyber' logs involve some variation on the line 'you silly, we're obviously already naked!'Somehow, this makes me laugh.
Waiting to see what other people think before deciding what I think is probably not the best strategy, but I wasn't super-confident writing it in the first place. That said, I don't really have any intention of going back and redoing this one since I wouldn't know where to begin. deal w/ it i guess.
>>67163Of course this is the intention. That's just the way Jade thinks. If you're going to meet in some random unassuming field with the intention of hot makeouts, why would you bring clothes? Doesn't make any sense.ps: i blame all of you for any loss in self esteem i may experience over the next several days
>>67165Your confidence lurches from one extreme to another. It makes you a bit hard to read.
>>67166That was a joke. I mean I got what, one reply? It's not the best thing but I still like it in the end. There's reason behind everything I write even if it doesn't seem like it.Anyway I've made my contribution, so I guess asking for any picture is just my request now so to summarize: needs more Rose.
uggghhhhPhotoshop is being uncooperative tonight (or maybe I'm just totally out of it), but I can assure you guys, recuperacoon Jade will be coming by tomorrow.
>>67161YES PLEASE. I'm so freakin alone in here, jegus. And your art is gorgeousss.>>67165Maybe try writing regular fics instead of chatlogs? I dunno, I haven't read anything in a traditional fashion from you. The chatlog of Rose/Jade wasn't too bad.
>>67087 Well, I'd like to see what you could do, with that. :)John deserves some more troll lovin'(With the female ones, at least)
>>67170If it were traditional, would you prefer the dialogue rendered 'normally'? Seems like that's the only way to go. But you'd lose a big chunk of characterization that way.
>>67170I could probably do something like that. I could use an idea of what people would like to see though.
>>67173JNxPM going AU (since all porn seems to slightly) right after the pivotal exchange. Him being all hot for her now that she's a murderer or something.But that is not a request form Katie, so you should see what she wants first. I was just throwing that out there.
>>67170You'll still be pretty much alone, unfortunately, I don't think I'd be able to bring myself to do explicit stuff because I'm a prude at heart.am i doin it right
>>67178>>67149>>67132Great great great great great. Do people ever get disillusioned with praise? I wish there were better ways to properly convey how great you think people are. If I say that I actually get pretty down because I don't feel like I have the talent to express just how grateful I am for the work of these artists is that enough?If I ever meet any of you you have to remember to give me the opportunity to save your life.
Here, I drew you guys a picture using all of my skill and the finest tools at my disposal.
Aw man, why don't I have any friends!?Maybe I should actually contribute more. Those awful sprite animations take so damn long to do for such little payoff though.
>>67178DEM ABS
>>67149dem ballet flats
>>67172Yeah, I think so. I tried my hand at writing a regular fanfiction that was aT/Dave before aT was even very characterized, and I think it came out all right.>>67173I'm always up for Tavros/Gamzee. Alwaysss.>>67178Oh well. This is still awesome. C:>>67190Ahh hahaha <3That's so cute. ; w;< My face when I saw that.
Anyways, any requests from anyone? I dunno what to draw, so I'll probably just fall back on Terezi/aC
Terexi/Nepeta definitely.
>>67202I'm starting to think I can write something with those kids, Terezi and Nepeta I mean. Maybe a story with drama!
>>67204Do it! C:I love drama when it's well written.
>>67202Keep doing this and I might just start shipping Katie/Morbi :33(hahaha just kidding maybe)
>>67190sweet I'm in the middle>>67202You've made me ship that and Tavros/Gamzee so either is ok I guess.
>>67206OH HOW SAUCY~Here, have some teasy non-porno groping because i'm awful and I love this kind of crap.
>>67208I- buh- Mounting with sneaky boob grabbing action hnnnnghYeah, I'm feeling pretty friggin' matrimonial all of a sudden.
>>67209',B3
>>67208Everyone loves suggestions <3
If you're taking suggestions I'm still interested to see how you would draw Rose.
>>67210In fact, you know what? I'll take one no-strings request, just for you.
>>67213in before gay.
>>67214It's a good thing I'm totally keen with gay.Love is love is love. <3
>>67215I don't have anything against it it's just stuff I would rather not see. I wish that didn't make me sound like such a jerk. Of course what I think should have absolutely no bearing on what gets drawn. (And this also unfortunately means that I won't write a gay fic. Even if I wanted to, it's outside the bounds of my creative conscious. Basically: it would be horrible and shitty)Now i have to post unbearably cute just to mitigate the jerkness.
>>6721512 TROLL ORGY. GOGOGO.Okay, okay, serious time. Hmmm. Lemme think about this.... Who am I shitting? Tavros/Gamzee is my OTP. How about something sweet... like just something cuddly. ; v;Hgghh <3
Lines until colors can be donealso whoopse that last file was TOO BIG
>>67220nice... creative use of their abiltiies
>>67220>8aaaaaaaaaa8eI like this. B3
Tavros giving another character oral sex, the other character is holding his horns like handle bars.An upskirt shot of flying Aradia showing her panties are just as ripped as the rest of her clothing.GA helping Tavros with something, I dunno, changing clothes or something, He gets a boner and looks embarrassed, GA just smiles at him and goes down to suck his dick. She's so helpful.Nepeta using her superior strength to help hold down Karkat while another troll, probably Terezi with a crazy troll sextoy, fucks him in the ass. He is of course angry about this.AG and Terezi arguing over who get to be the dom.Rose licking whip cream off of Jade's naked body.CT building some weird fucking machine for one of the girls and just...watching while she uses it.Also I had a whole bunch of ideas in the other thread. I could copy and past the ones that andrie didn't draw.
I was surprised upon entering this thread that an image of this nature was not already here. It seemed so obvious. Guess it's Sock the magical cocktease fairy to the rescue.Don't you love clothes? I love clothes.
>>67218You got me thinking... how much more effort is a 12 troll pic compared to a two troll one? It's probably not linear, like, not six times. Either it gets easier as you add more characters, since they're fucking already, or it gets harder because you have to find more things for the new characters to do...
>>67224Jesus. Feel free to post them, it's nice to have something to pick through.>>67225I actually do, clothed sex is one of my fetishes. /tmi>>67226It gets harder. A lot harder. I drew an orgy once (6 characters) for a commission and after some point the poses start to get more awkward and forced.
>>67225I, uh, don't know why, but I had the idea that they are sitting on a Dave corpse
>Tavros giving another character oral sex, the other character is holding his horns like handle bars.This interpretation is more funny than sexy.
>>67225This is so many kinds of delicious.
>>67165It honestly made me kind-of wonder if she just ran around naked outdoors sometimes, because she could. I mean, it's the south pacific seas, just her and the dog and uh, Grampa Harley's stuffed corpse. if the Samoans and the Tongans and etc, weren't wearing much clothes, why should she?God I hope this doesn't come off as creepy, because it sincerely isn't meant to.
>>67229Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
>>67178Rrrowwrr! I am digging this. It is the low jeans and the open jacket with no shirt (especially this, I love the look in general for some reason)I feel like I owe you smut writing or something for all your valiant service.>>67165Re: Jade: nakedsIt honestly made me kind-of wonder if she just ran around sans clothes outdoors sometimes, because she could. I mean, it's the south pacific seas, just her and the dog and uh, Grampa Harley's stuffed corpse. if the Samoans and the Tongans and etc, weren't wearing much clothes, why should she? The weather's nice enough for naked.
>>67225I am this close to breaking out the crayons again.
>>67225Oh fuck! I hadn't finished scrolling down to the bottom of the page, and I get to see this as well.Unph. Smeared bodily fluids and finger-painting and so on. Okay, yes. I definitely owe you smut. Make a writeable request.
damn where did all the awesome drawfags come from all of a sudden
>>67237We're attracted to the scent of pornography.
>>67228See? Like I said! Clothed sex! It's my fetish too!
okay, this is way more fun that it has any right to be.
>>67240hahaha I live in continental Canada so this is how I look pretty much every day for three quarters of the year.>>67236Naw, you don't owe me nothin'. I came in here with a picture so tame, calling it softcore would be a horrendous insult to softcore pornography. And then I stayed because drawing it is kind of fun and people seem to like it. You're doing me a favour by not booing me right out of here haha.So uh I'm not sure what to request, I'm so vanilla it hurts and I've never had anyone ask me specifically for a request and I don't know wow. I'd say like, write me romance so sweet it'll give everyone who reads it diabetes, and do it with any pairing you think you can do it with but preferably trolls since this kinda thing with the kids weirds me out a bit. Holy fuck I am actually so boring.
>>67242me next me nexxxxt <3
>>67245It was scanning when I read this :3Crayons are hard to draw with.
>>67246HeeeeeYou even managed to get the weird way I draw with my hand all stiff! ...Somehow.Actually wait should I be concerned by thisARE YOU WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW
>>67247D: No!
>>67243>continental CanadaIsn't that, like, 95% of Canada? I mean there's PEI and Vancouver Island. And the Arctic islands, I guess, but who's crazy enough to live there?
>>67249I mean the middle; we get the harshest weather extremes because we're stuck on flat plains with no bodies of water big enough to regulate the temperature like the ocean does for Vancouver and the maritimes. It's like Minnesota and Idaho and places like that except colder because we're farther North.So the answer to >>67237 is that at least one of us came from a frozen hell (except in July which is Heatstroke Month).
>>67243Well, see, I was also the anon that raved about that AG illustration. And I've really liked your GA/Sollux stuff. And I think it made me want to write something like that anyways the first time I saw 'OTP.jpg' or whichever it was labeled.
old ideas, let's see, andrei already did my terezi as a dominatrix and rose having consensual sex with tentacles ideas, but if others want a go with it thats fine.Jade playing in the surf of one of the many beautiful beaches on her island, while naked.CG angerly fucking GC, yelling insults at her and thrusting harder and harder as GC just laughs and moans in pleasureRose handcuffed to a bed, blindfolded and horny while Jade gently teases rose's naked body with a flower.John and Jade next to each other on a couch or bed or something while Dave gives oral sex to Jade and Rose does the same for JohnGC flipping up GA's long red skirt showing that GA is wearing nothing underneath (or something sexy like a crotchless thong or something)All currently know girls naked. lined up, bent over so that they are looking at us between their legs upside down, spreading their asschecks for us.Terezi wearing a knights helmet with the visor flipped up and holding a sword. Her shirt is slashed across the front so her breasts are hanging out. She running, chasing after someone offscreen waving the sword wildly and laughing like a mad woman, giving no fucks that the goods are hanging out for the whole world to see cuz that's the kind of girl she is.Or just her fucking a dragon. Rose and her Mom, both of them drunk and making out.Jade laying on the ground naked and crying, covered in cuts and bruises and scrapes, cum all over her and dripping out of her and basically looking like she's been brutally raped. Then below this picture or to the side of it we see an unraped jade looking at her computer screen in horror and says "why would you draw something like that!?" And if there's still room in the picture for another panal, not raped jade blushing, saying "um...do you think you could draw me some more?"ac in a fursuit with a hole in it for yiffing.naked ac covered in blood eating a big freshly killed animal like she's a lion or something.
Two Sullux's sipitroasting whatever your favorit troll or kid is.Karkat roughly and angerly fucking Tavros' in the ass, he then feels guilty for being so rough on him and starts fucking him more gently so Tav likes it more.Tavros and Gamzee high on pie and jerking each other off.GA high on Gamzee's pie's and showing everyone her tits.Nepeta letting a wild animal mount her.No one's done my red painted dick so it tastes good to terezi idea yet.Aradia leaning over a desk and getting fucked from behind while looking bored. Also, Aradia fucking herself with floating sextoys.AG useing her robot hand like a vibrator.Terezi whipping the ass of AG who has her hands tied behind her back and a noose tied around her neck so that she has to stand on her tiptoes to not choke on. Another pic Where Terezi is tied up and AG is shocking terezi's nipples or clit with her robo hand.A pic where AG and Terezi team up on some poor guy or girl.
yeah that should be enough for any artist who have a hard time thinking up ideas to draw to pick through.good bye for now name.
>>67242I'm late for the awesome party, but this is adorable <3From what I've learned from talking with Canadians, you guys are really awesome. All of the people I idolize the most (and that I know personally) are Canadian.Plus Kate Beaton. Pretty much my hero.>>67255Thanks muchly, mysterious idea person. There are a few I want to draw already. :3c
>>67259This is why I like girls. They are enamored by cute things like I am :3. So basically you're all my friends now hahaha bad luck.
>>67259Yeah, and once we get full intros to the rest of the trolls I'll be flooding yall assholes with even more ideas. It's a bloody curse that i can't draw or write any of this shit myself so I gots to rely on you all to make my smutty fever dreams a pictorial reality.
>>67261an Idea Enema, huh.
>>67261DO YOU ACCEPT CRAYON STICK FIGURES
HEY KATIE GUESS WHATIt's a fuckin' cuddling miracle, that's what
>>67264>SnuggalosI can't hate this. I could try but it would be pointless.
>>67263bitch you bet i do. Give me that fucking waxy goodness representation of this fucking muse. faceless inspiration is my game. sending a signal amongst all this beautiful whitenoise. rubbing my dick all over aradia.
>>67264I think I hurt myself from laughing this is the greatest thing and you are the greatest person *A MILLION PIXELATED HEARTS*If it was at a larger resolution BAM new wallpaper.
>>67264FUCKIN_SNUGGALOS.pngall there is to say on the mattermore gamzee/tavros forever
>>67264awww tavros been kissin' a clown :3
so... how about that nepeta *waggling her rear end a bit*
>>67271Thats something I'd like to get a good veiw of from behind.It'd be adorable and arousing.Adorousing.
>>67271My first thoughts upon reading that were admittedly less than clean.
>>67271I'm gonna leave this to someone else until I can get a better grip on drawing her in general. I'm not really happy with anything Nepeta related that I draw. I get all creepy-stalker with Terezi though, so hey. Nom nom, pretty wimminz.
can I...can I request some Dave/Jade?It doesn't have to be porn, it can be just romantic or cute or awkward I am just so starved for this pairing D:It could even be fic! And I would trade it -for- fic! I'm a writer! I can make smutty dreams come true in 2000 words or less or your money back.
>>67281Hey sure why not.It's 3AM right now but I'll get on that tomorrow, ok.
>>67286And then out of nowhere all of a sudden: holy shit awesome.
>>67286now without the suits >:33
aaaaah they're so cute!
>>67286buh-buh-b-buh-b-b-uhhhhh...I-I have to go take a very long shower right now.
>>67294No! Cold showers are the enemy of art!unless you're like going to work or church or something in which case I understand
>>67295I don't recall saying it was going to be cold.Just that it was going to be long.Very long.Suspiciously long.
>>67297Like 50 minutes long? That's one of the things I love having rainwater tanks, free showers.
>>67291Seconded. >:33c
>>67300Hehe, what's the last 'c' supposed to be? I kinda see it as a defiant raised fist.
>>67301I have been told that it is intended to represent the bulge of an erection. Before then I always interpreted it as a big chin or something.
I love the way those blue and red suits with the animal hoods have caught on.
>>67303The hoods are a lot less creepy and more stylish than full-on heads popular in real life. Probably a big part of why the design has caught on with fanartists.
>>67304It also helps that Nepeta's hair makes it look like the cat hat's mouth. I haven't seen it, but I'd think that a dragon costume for Terezi would go over the top half of her face and use her glasses as 'flared nostils.' She could still see and all and her mouth would be showing, etc...
>>67301It's a hand, you dorks. NYORO~N.......>>67304As a furry, I'm aware of the hatred people hold deep in their hearts for fursuiters. That was why I intentionally made them with hoods.Plus, their faces are so much cuter than a dumb cat or dragon head.
Sorry 'bout the tower-torsos.
>>67306I consider myself something of a furry fandom sympathizer (Like the media often enough, but not a participant in the communities). Fursuiting takes technical skill and can look really impressive, and I can respect that.I agree that the hoods are stylish and cute. Full-concealing hoods have static expressions, which can be a bit Uncanny Valley Unsettling in real-life.Frankly, seeing how they've caught on across different artists, I'm surprised they haven't been drawn in one of those ludicrously skin-tight curve-hugging fashions, like they were latex or leather or something.Then again, the Homestuck Porn community is a bit smallish to expect all the permutations to show up so quickly.
terezi finds earth clothes, karkat is not amused by this. >:V
>>67314chokin on trolldick
>>67314owns B)
>>67316terezi, don't you know fashion is for losers?
>>67319also people who can see
>>67320BUT 1T SM3LLS SO WOND3RFUL >;]
>>67315I might just do it myself, now that you mention it. Latex suits is another thing I like. >>67316Fff, haha~Draw him stripping her while she giggles maniacally. >:3"OH, K4RK4T~">>67314I just thought of this, in light of the fact that everything about Sollux has something to do with the number 2. Two dicks. WOH.I filled out a meme that I made, finally, and I thought I'd share it here since there are cute baby trolls. Ignore the fact that trolls can't breed, it's not porn, and that these characters aren't actually mine.
>>67330ectobiology could produce such things.but clone-mixed babies doesn't imply sex so no reason to worry over it on this board.
>>67330aslkghasdg I forgot their stupid shirt symbols. Fuck it, I'm leaving it.
also we don't care because THIS IS SO GODDAMN CUTE MORE GAMZEE/TAVROS FOREVER
>>67330no kids with clown paint? hahaha poor gamzee, no one respects his religion
>>67335I don't think I could deal with another juggalo. |:C>>67333You got it <3
>>67336Yessss.
>>67330I just noticed mother is crossed outhahaha I now pronounce you bull and juggalo
>>67330I love that Gamzee is making a heart shape with his fingers.
>>67345Who's awesome? You're awesome.
>>67345i love you so muchmmm hypnosis :9
>>67345hotmore
I know I said I'd wait till all the trolls to show up to suggest things buuut.Nepeta having fun in an orgy with all the troll guys. CT is tied up and being forced to watch by Terezi as he yells about Nepeta being defiled by low blood casts."BUT 1 THOUGHT YOU LIK3D TO W4TCH. H3H3H3"
Idea:John and Rose in a prank match. Perhaps one of John's pranks backfires and results in some awkwardness. I don't really have a fleshed out idea but something like..."John shakes up a can of soda; gives it to Rose. She opens it and gets soda all over her shirt. She 'tries to get back' at John by making him uncomfortable and changing out of her shirt in front of him" etc...Honestly though; just those two being pranky.
>>67390there's no out-passive aggressiving a Lalonde. John will burrrrn.
"Getting Fucked Hard" face
>>67390"Oh dear how absentminded of me to change without considering your presence.""oh heh are you sure you want to wear that shirt why not one of thes- oh wait this is your underwear drawer heh""Come now, John. You may have made me fairly wet but my underthings are perfectly dry.""lets see if i can change that when i.. FLEX THESE PECS"
>>67417I'm now imagining a silly little .gif with SWEET FLEX blazing in the foreground.
>>67412>hetero homestuck pornLike that'll happen.
>>67420oh whoops look what happened
ya know, except for that hypno pic it's been awhile since we've seen cocks tits or pussy.
>>67438im still having fun tho :[
>>67438I'm ok with that actuallyleaving things to the imagination is better than full-on nudity
>>67439Don't get me wrong, I am too. But some yummy troll naughty bits isn't too much to ask for once in a while right?
>>67437Haha; ridiculous. You have to admit John and Rose have some awkward thing going on between them though. I mean, just look at that letter he wrote Rose. "i know you like to make it out like you're playing it cool and don't care much about the people in your life, but i know deep down you really do. hell, not even that deep down. it's like, um, like your subconscious is having a wet t-shirt contest, and you being all aloof is this totally soggy shirt doing no good at all at hiding nothin'."
>WHERE THE FUCK IS MY JACKSPERS/SEPULCHRITUDE!PS PORn i mean "epic battle"
>>67123qhdsaddsqwerty basically I was called out of town for a few days so this is SUPER LATE KATIE and pile that on top of how it barely touches any of the requested topics and this is basically the worst thing ever. I am supremely sorry for failing so hard at it and will totally try a re-write or another request or whatever the hell you may ask for! adhhsfgdblauwgf. The end.P.S. Oh god I tried so hard to whore Tavros out but he is -such a woob-. Like -impossibly woobie woob-. I put in some T/G fluff to try and make up for it a little but OH GOD I'M SO SORRY AUGH YOU CAN BEAT MY FACE IN NOW UGH.It was entirely Terezi's fault, in retrospect.He'd started it, he was proud to say, but as usual she'd been the one to jump in and get her busy grubby hands all over his business, and before you could say recouperacoon the whole thing was fucked up. He'd seen it coming. He'd seen it coming MILES away. He'd seen it coming from so far away, he'd left the room in a glowering funk before Terezi could even get her eager paws on Gamzee's clothes. In hindsight he should have stayed behind at least long enough to oversee her rabid digging through his closet, but at the time he'd been a bit too distracted by storming into the hallway shouting about stupid blind bitches and complete lack of respect to really think things through, and you know what they said about hindsight being 20/20. Regret won't undo your mistakes.Right now he is trying really hard to undo the past half-hour's events with a whole lot of regret. He is trying really, really hard. He is trying so hard regret is seeping up from his stomach, flowing up his throat and nasal cavity, and bubbling up into his skull, where it is causing a slight twitch, twitch, twitch at the corner of his right eye. He is regretting so hard he can already hear the migraine forming.The regret isn't working. It is doing nothing to erase from existence the visual proof of Terezi's rampant abuse of his wardrobe. 'Abuse' is almost too nice a word. The things she has done to one of his t-shirts are things that shouldn't be done to clothes that were criminals. How she'd managed to stretch the neck so far as to get it to slip sleazily off one of Gamzee's shoulders is an act of cloth-abuse he doesn't want to imagine. He isn't even sure where she'd FOUND the red sash--he is sure as hell he doesn't own something that glaringly bright--but it is a fucking eyesore wrapped around Gamzee's slight, sopor-slimmed waist. He isn't sure what Gamzee is wearing under the long shirt. Whatever they are, they're too short to see and they very probably aren't pants. The pantsless part is the worst, he decides. That or maybe the way the makeup has smeared across Gamzee's mouth from repeated contact with someone else.Someone else was probably Nepeta, who is currently snoring in a pile of what Karkat's whirling mind eventually processes as her own abandoned clothes, hair as much of a mess as her makeup-marked face--and chest--and stomach--and--Karkat's eyes jerk angrily back to Gamzee. He'd been JOKING. Fucking JOKING. Can no-one here take a single fucking joke? This is fucking ridiculous. He advances, anger simmering in his stomach, on Terezi. Who exactly is the leader of this LARP session again?By the time he's gotten between Terezi and Gamzee, Terezi is shaking out the aftershocks of an amazingly good time and off to the side Tavros has turned a shade of red so deep it would be hilarious in utterly any other situation sans this. Gamzee, for his part, seems amiable but unaware (a painfully normal condition, really) and Terezi is, as expected, completely unapologetic. "Karkat, you're being a whiny baby again," she begins, in that husking wheedling tone that drags giant crabclaws right up every nerve in his spine. "I am NOT being a whiny whateverthefuck, I am being the only sane son of a bitch in this entire fucking room! What the fuck are the handbinders for? Why the hell does he have a black eye? That is a black eye, right? Where the fuck are most of your clothes?""How should I know where they are? Do I look like I can find them to you? HURR DURR.""Shut UP," he growls out, turning his attention instead to Gamzee, who gives him a happy--if somewhat dazed--smile from his spread-eagle against Karkat's hatrack. "What the flying fuckarse are you even DOING.""We're roleplaying!" Gamzee informs him enthusiastically. His legs are shaking from weariness, but he's staying upright; the noose around his neck would not be pleasant to fall slack against. "Terezi is the dragon-queer and--""Dragon-QUEEN," corrects Terezi. "I'm the vicious Dragonwrither and Gamzee's the sacrifice my loyal steed Slaypeta brought in from the hunt." She continues on about some retarded storyline involving knights, which Karkat only half hears through the echoing sound of his own forehead-slap ricocheting through his skull. Part of his brain is trying to figure out how Terezi managed to tie up Gamzee's leg so high, and part of it is wondering how long Gamzee can keep balancing like that, and part of it is trying to figure out what the hell she was attempting in the first place, and part of it is screaming and running in little angry circles. He decides, for the moment, to listen to the first part, and gets to work cutting Gamzee down from the hatrack. Terezi is still going on in his ear, now supplimented with hesitant information-filling by Tavros; the minute Gamzee is free, Karkat turns, ignoring the way the idiot slumps wearily onto his shoulder, and tears into them instead. He goes for Tavros first, since he's the easier prey."What the FUCK were you even THINKING that made this sound like anything other than COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED? Why did you tie him to my fucking hatrack? Where the fuck are my hats?""They were dishonoring the royal executioner stand!""THEY WERE ON MY HATRACK BECAUSE IT IS A RACK ON WHICH ONE PLACES, WHEN ONE IS NOT OF THE OBLIGATION OR PERSONAL DICTATION TO WEAR THEM, ONE'S HATS. It is not a ROYAL EXECUTIONER STAND.""Karkat, you're such a moaning pissyface.""I am such a PISSED OFF pissyface right now." He snaps at the troll currently tugging on his sleeve. "What?!""Man, you are yelling so loud," Gamzee informs him. "It's kind of like rolling in my head.""And you, what the fuck were you smoking--don't answer that, I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW--that you thought that getting TIED TO A HATRACK meant a GOOD FUCKING TIME. Oh my fucking god, why would you even TOUCH Nepeta, she's probably fucking OOZING with fleas and germs and the Mother Grub knows what else.""But Terezi said I'm all being like the helpful fairy!"Karkat gives him a look. Then he turns, so he can give Terezi a look. Then. since he knows she can't appreciate it any more than Gamzee can and he needs to be satisfied by at least someone getting it, he gives the look to Sollux, who has situated himself in a small, almost protectively fort-like shield of Karkat's blanket. Then he gives the look to Tavros, because it's comforting to see the troll cringe in his chair. "A fairy," he deadpans."Like being all healing and shit. Motherfuckin' magic, right here.""Gamzee, you're hanging from a hatrack and not wearing any pants.""Not anymore I'm not, and I'm totally wearing pants." Then, to Karkat's horror, he lifts his shirt to prove it.This time when Karkat's eyes finally tear away, it's to give the actual Look. He doesn't even bother with Terezi and goes straight for the weakest link; Tavros visibly quails under The Look's power. "And why," asks Karkat in what he thinks is a very reasonable tone, "is Gamzee wearing red panties.""T-terezi likes red," manages Tavros, in an impressive display of courage. Karkat isn't sure how he managed to not tie his own tongue in a stuttering note there. He's not really too interested in finding out.Instead he turns, locks his legs, and primes his voice box. Terezi hears the inhale and raises her cane--has she converted it to a whip? SHE'S FUCKING CONVERTED IT TO A WHIP--in defense. "We were going to go find you so you could be the leader of the knights, but noooooo, baby Karkat had to run off and cry to his crab--"Then she covers her ears, to avoid having them shattered straight down to the eardrum.____That's only three pages, but it's like 5am and I have to crash before work. I'm so fucking sorry I'm failing all over at this, I will get back to it soon as I get home from work tomorrow. I swear to god there will be honest porn happening soon jegus chris!
>>67448I giggled like a retard. Finish plz.
>>67448Oh gods this is fucking hysterical. Totally worth the wait, but MOAR PLS. Which will also be worth the wait, however long it takes.
>>67448Agreed with posters above, this is shaping up nicely. And, if you can't do it to Tavros, you'll just have to whore out Gamzee twice as much.
oh c'monnn, give poor tavros at least a little action~
>>67448Oh god, agreeing so hard with everyone who has already commented, please finish this it's hysterical. <3
That little fic brought me to tears I was laughing so hard. Good job anon!
>>67448Hahahaha oh god.>>67281sup anon, I made you a thing.I think that this is pretty much the only situation that could actually catch Dave off guard. Jade is so genuine, what the fuck would he do?
>>67498Slowly but surely, we corrupt the Sockpuppy. :PYour art is so amazing. Just ahhhg. Hnnnng.
>>67498sooooo hoooooooot.>>67500Friendly reminder that yes, she does kill and eat wild animals.
>>67498I think seeing his boxers poking out made this for me. :3c
>>67498Geez, I love your art. Forumer here; think it'd pass in the romart thread? Hate to think it's going unseen and I don't think it'd raise flags at all.
>>67504Kaaaatiieeeee~ whatcha workin on?
>>67498It's seeing how closely pressed against him she is, that hand pushing up his shirt, that really makes this for me.Unless it's the blush and the startled look behind his eyes.Man, Jade bringing down the sincerity and dragging some other kid out of their awkward shell. Yeah, that's some good shipping there.
> i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and draw all this porn> FUCK IM FALLING IN LOVE WITH ALL THESE CHARACTERS ...................
>>67513> ahahahahaha just HOW drunk do you even have to BE just to DRAW something like that.........
>>67513This neither makes you useless nor a piece of shit but for the love of god continue to do it all day.
my blood fetish yeeessss
>>67509I dunno! It would if I edited his shirt definitely, but I don't really want to do that because I like the way the wrinkles look haha. Also it appears a lot of fans are really protective of Jade and "sexualizing" her (i.e. aging her up or not making her flat like an ironing board) is a big no no even if it's not in any way a romantic or sexual situation--like someone gave me flack once for this old thing (spoilered because it doesn't belong here). MSPA fans sure are weird!>>67511I never shipped this and didn't really get why people would until I reread Homestuck a while ago, and noticed that the only time he has ever smiled was when he was talking to her. D'aww.
>>67498OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER AHHHH <3 <3 <3would you like a fic sir or madam?!
>>67517Same anon forumer: Well, I'm glad to see it at least. It really is a shame if you don't post it! I get that people might be 'protective' of Jade but I still think it'd be enjoyed. Thinking I might write a thing or two for here as well. I don't think I could will myself to uh well... ah geez, explicit stuff. And if it wasn't explicit I'd post it in the forum and blow my cover... I dunno! Just musing to myself at this point.
Can kinda see where the overprotective fans are coming from, though I pretty much disagree with them completely on it.Then again, a few Jade pics are what got me looking at Homestuck porn in the first place, so yeah.
>>67513I'm... gonna save this one and not the other one. this makes me a hypocrite since I also req'd them making out on a davecorpse
>>67517Silly forumstuckers. There's no way Jade isn't the freakiest of the four.
>>67519My cover has so many holes in it Swiss cheese would be jealous, but I am doing okay I think! Also yeah I'm going to post it there. If you think dirty thoughts about Jade when you see fanart of her with boobs, you are the pervert, its you. (The fanartist was thinking about sandwiches.)>>67518I need no payment! It was fun to do.
>>67519There are people with far more comprehensively blown covers than we, but they manage just fine. Some of them even make it on the art team!
>>67529Oh damn, and I just finished writing a fic to your picture. Now that you'll post it in the forum I need to decide if I want cover here or not, haha. Anyways, here it is. http://pastebin.com/Qjfrpx88
>>67510Go check /coq/, I just posted it. Took me literally ALLLLLL DAYYYYY.Also dicks, so you might not like it.Next thing I have queued up is Terezi licking something red off a dick cause... Well just cause. Personally, of the kids, Jade is my favorite. She's the cutest, and, actually, the first I thought about drawing porn of. Weird.
>>67517I am a pretty big equal-opportunity shipper. I clearly favored John/Jade and Rose/Dave (with a side of John/Dave is hilarious and Rose/Jade sure why not) but then the big incest wank happened and it forced me to consider the other two pairings.At this point I think they've all got well-enough developed friendship relationships that you could write smut and shipping any damn pairing you please. Up to and including something freaky like 'College-aged Jade talks the other kids into a fourgy and everyone has fun.'I like sex, I like romance, I like my kinks, I like friendship.>>67525Forumstucker here. No shame in that, but don't feel the need to out myself, not a significant enough poster. Totally in the 'Jade's gonna grow up to be a big ol' pervert' crowd, tho.>>67514Yesss. I should write something for this, now that we've had two different bloodsmeared pictures. Nepeta invites Terezi over for dinner, mayhaps?
Also I drew a thing.
>>67547lady you're gonna sprain somethingbut uhdon't stop, ever
>>67550I'm not exaggerating when I say I spend 80% of my waking hours drawing. The other 20% is retarded internet shenanigans. /no life :D
>>67551Whoops, forgot to namefag. That's one downfall with Opera. It resets and logs me out of everything randomly and for no reason.
>>67547So trolls are naturally blind or something?
>>67553that one is, but um. not naturally
>>67547 HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGSimply amazing Kattie.And it remids me of this one >>64513 made by adrei.
>>67547Oh whoopsMan you gotta watch out for those teeth dumpass
>>67553Nope, but she is.>>67556I love that picture. I have to remember to give her a tongue stud next time and credit him.>>67558like sticking your dick into a fucking SHREDDERI wouldn't do it, had I a dick. Scary teeth are scary.
>>67559Also I apparently somehow forgot that trolls don't own BEDS while hammering this out. HURR DURR I'm just going to go fail over here some more and try to get porn to occur adfhfdfdfggfh.
hurrdurr edited out beds. durr.A) You are all being so much kinder to this little drabble and me than either of us deserve. I'm hugely grateful for all the encouraging words, and hope this next bit's not too disappointing!B) It's like one big room of people who want nothing better than to never allow a sentence to reach completion unless it's delivered with an appropriate amount of INTENSE NOISE. I think I've used up like three years' quota of dashes. I'm really sorry for how annoyingly rampant they are.C) OH MY GOD I CAN'T GET THESE ASSHOLES TO FUCKING BEHAVE OH MY DEAR SWEET TROLL JEGUS. I swear to god porn is coming IT IS SO COMING I swear I will spend the entire next section writing porn. Porn is happening. I am going to make it happen. I am going to make it transpire.After this section.Oh god I'm so sorry.____"OF ALL THE RUDEBRAZEN, CALLOUSWHIPPED, PSYCHOPHANTIC CIVILITY-RAPING BITCHES--"The nice thing about having your internal mood meter permanently set to Audible Rage is that your brain learns quickly to negate the rage's effects on the rest of you, leaving most of your attention free to roam as it will even if you are in the middle of a truly legendary caterwaul. Some part of Karkat's focus, entirely free of the rest of him, notes disinterestedly the way Sollux keeps peering over the top of his handbook. It also notes, with somewhat more interest, that Gamzee has wandered off to dig through Nepeta's pile of belongings and self. Eventually the troll finds what he is looking for: a length of chain which he, with all the care of an owner regaining a long-lost prize, wraps back around his wrist in the style of a bracelet. Tavros, in his corner, is finally starting to return to a normal shade of grey."--BUT NO, YOU JUST HAVE TO PROVE ME WRONG--what the FUCK are you fidgeting about?" Karkat breaks off to shoot at Sollux, who returns his snap with a placid, multicolored blink. "Jegus fuck, why didn't you step in to stop this before SOMEBODY decided to turn it into A PRIVATE MATINGBOARD CHANNEL--""Things seemed to be going smoothly," offers Sollux with a shrug."--JUST SO SHE COULD STOMP ALL OVER THE STORYBOARD THE ONLY MARGINALLY COMPETENT MEMBER OF THIS GROUP PUT TOGETHER BY WAY OF MANY LENGTHY NIGHTS OF WORK? Oh, sure, THMOOTHLY. I bet they were going thmooth all OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE."His face is hidden by his book, but Sollux's shoulders are arching up in cattish annoyance. "Shut your festering marshstink of a feeding tunnel, Karkat."Karkat, never one to turn down an easy target on basis of fairness, zeroes in. "What the fuck is a fethtering marththtink?""Shut UP!""I'll thut up the thecond thomeone hath a oh jesus FUCK I am annoying the shit out of MYSELF." His hand shoots out and snags Gamzee's shoulder, keeping the moony troll from shambling back into his personal space. "Gamzee, you look like a two-cent feedingbait.""That's cause I was all being the bait for the whatsitwas, what Terezi was being--""The High Counter," Terezi jumps in to explain. The strength of Karkat's look of complete disinterest is so great, she can probably feel it radiating off him. "I'm the Larval High Counter of the dragons, and as their queen I demand a suitable sacrifice to sate my vicious--""Deluded, immature fantasies, right, got it, of course, now it all makes sense. Here I was thinking maybe for once Terezi had snatched the reins out of my competent hands for the sake of directing the roleplay in some new and exciting and completely reasonable track but no, how could I ever be stupid enough to think you would change your inscrutable perfect ways? Of course this was an exercise in complete buffoonery. I'm sorry, Tavros, did you want to SAY something?""I was just, I just wanted to explain," offers Tavros hesitantly, eyes trying to find anything but Karkat to land on, hand still half-raised, fingers curled nervously. "That we also thought having Gamzee as our team support could maybe be used to raise stats, and, and buff the group's cooperative power in any co-op situations such as..." He trails off. "Karkat, your eye is doing this thing where it is closing and opening very rapidly, and, and it doesn't look very natural or healthy, is there something wrong with it?""Shiiii-hiiit, man," laughs Gamzee, swaying dangerously close to Karkat's personal space again in an attempt to poke at the twitching eye. "Man your eye is all up in having its own rave, shit, it's like a motherfucking dance dance revolution up on your skull, I am not even being able to look AWAY from it, ha!"Karkat leans away from the poking finger (not that Gamzee could ever reliably touch anything on his first try; ever since his discovery of soper slime his hand/eye coordination seems to have been rewired somewhere along the way to be more of a center-of-gravity/eye coordination, with the hands sort of just following listlessly behind) as he turns back to Terezi. "You've fucked us over pretty damn well before but jesus, Terezi, this is like the king of fuckups. This is like the fuckup that is sitting on a throne of fuckups, balancing on its pile of loyal lesser failures, perpetually at risk of tumbling down in a heartwarming display of complete incompetence."Terezi's frown always manages to be less of a negative expression and more of an annoying one, as if the ghost of a smile is hovering just out of sight somewhere behind it, waiting to spring out in your face when you least expect it (and probably when you are feeling most nervous.) "Kaaaaaarkaaaaat! God, you're such an overacting dramatic douche. I didn't fuck anything up! Look, isn't Gamzee the most ADORABLE thing? He looks delicious.""He looks like you pulled him out of the Mother Grub's reeking stinkhole ass-backwards and then gave him a swirly in a pile of trash. He looks like a nauseous clown puked on him. More than usual, I mean." He gives the clown-puked troll a look over. Gamzee actually doesn't look that bad--not worse than usual, anyway, which is kind of a low bar but you take what you can get with Gamzee--but there's no reason to note this out loud. He's not sure he even wants to note internally the nice way the stretched t-shirt hugs Gamzee's hips, though it's kind of hard to keep that from happening. "He looks like you went for 'awful', overshot, and landed face-first in 'horrifying' but had such incredible momentum you skidded all the way to 'obscene'."Sollux slams his book down; the effect of the action is notably muted when it only gives a soft, almost plush 'thump' as it hits Karkat's sofa-throw. "God, Karkat, go stroke your throbbing diseased hard-on for melodramatics elsewhere! If you can't handle a few stupid things you should go shove your head in a marsh and inhale deeply.""They aren't stupid things, they're COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED things.""What in the Grub's disgusting name is completely fucking retarded over Gamzee being a ridiculous, mostly useless class?""Nothing," decides Karkat immediately, and then has to pause for a moment to rack over his frustrations in an attempt to dig up the source of them. Why IS he so pissed? The main portion of that is luckily easy to yank up. "Terezi won't keep her meddling hands out of ANY plot I try to lead for us! The minute it's my turn to lead, she's pulling some stupid chicanery that no-one has the balls to call her out on, and I'm stuck trying to save a doomed campaign with my hands taped to my own arse while the blind girl drives!""You're the one throwing a gigantic gaping pissfit!""You're the one who can't pronounce pissfit!""You're such an asshole, there is literally no reason on this fucking planet any of us would ever want to hang out with you beyond some strange, morbid strand of masochism!""I like hanging out with Karkat," protests Gamzee, but it's lost under Karkat's mix of sneering noises and lisped mangling of the word 'pissfit'. Sollux's eyes are crackling dangerously, and Terezi is starting to dissolve into giggles. With a powerful shove, Tavros wheels himself between the streaming flow of dagger-glares."Guys, guys, can't we, maybe calm down a bit and talk about this calmly, I'm sure we can come to a basic sense of compromise.""Yeah, we are all being totally goofy with this yelling and shit, motherfucking noise isn't getting us anywhere, let's be all being friends up in this," coaxes Gamzee, finally starting to comprehend that there is a source of dissatisfaction in the room. (It's probably asking too much of him to discern from whence, exactly, the dissatisfaction has sprung.) Karkat wheels on him."Oh SURE, Gamzee, let's all be grabbing hands and singing one big fucking song, because we are just such good friends it is literally PAINING me how close we are, and that is the truth."Gamzee's sopor-dulled eyes brighten. "Yeah, hah, that is the shit right fucking there that I am talking about! Are you feeling all the good rhythm I've got pumping, man? Shit's a goddamn miracle!""YOU are a goddamn miracle." Karkat turns away, stabbing a finger out at Sollux. "And YOU are a goddamn jackass. And YOU are a goddamn psycho," he finishes for Terezi. Tavros perks up."Uh, then what am I?""You're just an idiot," Karkat decides."Ok, ok, ok." Terezi waves her cane. "Being that somebody can't handle the thought of anything new without completely flipping his baby head, and being that I am mature enough to not even care who is calling the shots as long as we are all having fun like the friends we are, I vote that control of the night's story be handed over completely to Karkat.""That's the first smart thing you've said all day. OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN, IF YOU HADN'T TACKED ON THE PART ABOUT A FUCKING BABY.""It was necessary!""You're such a bitch!""Karkat, what are we dooooooooing tonight," returns Terezi with the brightest of needling smiles. Karkat can almost feel rage starting to drip out his ears, his head has gotten so full. "What's the plan?""The PLAN is for you to go FUCK yourself while GAMZEE fucks everyone ELSE like the drug-screwed whore he is, while I LAUGH AT YOU ALL."Terezi's black lips soften in a childish pout. "That doesn't sound very fun at all!""TOO BAD, IT'S FUCKING CARVED IN STONE NOW.""Well I rebel!" Karkat gives a humiliatingly high-pitched yelp as she flings her cane up in a sign of proud defiance, the modified whip-end catching him a smart snap across the eyebrow. "All loyal members to the queen! I claim this land in the name of the Evereaters!" Sollux gives a similarly upper-octave sound (more of a squeak, really, Karkat's ego notes with satisfaction) as he dives off the sofa headfirst to avoid her brazen leap onto it, weapon-end flying. "We shall overcome!""DEATH TO THE WHATEVERS," shouts Karkat, throwing the first reachable object--which happens to be, he is somewhat disappointed to discover after he has hefted it above his head, his toilet plunger--up in a rallying pose."Uh, we are the Cavalreapers, we shall proclaim solidarity with whoever shall stand for the cause of justice?" offers Tavros, raising, in lieu of anything else in arm's reach, Tinkerbull.There is a moment of silence."You're all fucking retarded," mumbles Sollux from where he is tangled in Karkat's throw.oh my god i'm so sorry i swear someone's dick will get sucked soon oh my god.
>>67564Gahh hahaha, yes, thank you for completing my night <3 This fandom sorely lacks smutty fanfiction and this isn't just straight up sex but also hilarious. I need to draw Gamzee in that get-up later on.
>>67559>B) Fuck but the trolls cut each other off a lot. It's like one big room of people who want nothing better than to never allow a sentence to reach completion unless it's delivered with an appropriate amount of INTENSE NOISE. I think I've used up like three years' quota of dashes. I'm really sorry for how annoyingly rampant they are.>C) OH MY GOD I CAN'T GET THESE ASSHOLES TO FUCKING BEHAVE OH MY DEAR SWEET TROLL JEGUS. I swear to god porn is coming IT IS SO COMING I swear I will spend the entire next section writing porn. Writing these trolls is like herding cats. Cats with Hulk attitudes. Porn is happening. I am going to make it happen. I am going to make it transpire.That just shows how perfectly in-character you have them.
>>67560no risk no reward BLOW ME BLENDERMOUTH
>>67564Karkat's ranting was the best. And I loved the lisping thing. Hilarious so far (with potential to be sexy?)
>>67571It's kind of funny how this worksWhen I first typed it in, I thought my filename was hilarious. The more I read it and think about it, though, the more uncomfortable it makes me.
>>67564this is way too fucking funny. I don't care if you ever hit porn, just keep writing these guys.
Yo hey draw some Tavros x AG thanks in advance.
This thread is getting way toooooo GAAAAY.Moar JohnXRose.
Am I wasting my breath telling everyone how great they are yet? For real though.
>>67564DON'T STOP DOING THIS PLEASE
>>67575hatesex
Ok, this shit is just dumb.
Shipping Tavros with everyone ITT
>>67575AG crippling Tavros, not with mind-control, but with snu-snu.
>>67631WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. MAKE THIS HAPPEN. BRO, WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
Man, I'mma write you guys some fic. Even if I'm terrible, I'm sure I can please some one.Also, keep up the awesome.
>>67641I'm not a huge fanfiction person, but this stuff is like crack. You'd get appreciation just on the basis of putting forth the effort, from me, at the very least.
>>67643I was thinking of doing a fic version of this karkat/tavros mess you got us all up on though :V
>>67641Do it!
>>67649Do iiiit.Speaking of which I have to finish that. It's just going to get harder though.
>>67665Well I think that on the next page, Karkat should put his dick in Tavros' butt.
Okay, I wrote that fic I promised. I hope someone likes what I've done.___________Achoo!“Um, sorry.” Tavros’s allergies were acting up again.“It’s okay,” said Nepeta, “Mr. Sneezypants.” She giggled and curled up at his feet.Today was another day of roleplaying for Tavros. He hadn’t been able to play Flarp since his accident and had been thoroughly by his inability to walk. It wasn’t walking that he missed; he missed being able to play with his friends. Nepeta had come today to cheer him up. She Terezi had told her of a kind of roleplaying that would make him feel a lot better.“So, um, how do we play this game? You didn’t bring a grub for it.” Tavros inquired.“Oh, Terezi said it was simple. It didn’t need anything like that. Makes me wonder how fun it really will be.” Nepeta replied, with her head cocked. “Oh well. Let’s get started.”Nepeta climbed up onto Tavros’s lap and sat up, facing him. Tavros’s pale, grey face was immediately flushed with a light brown. Nepeta giggled and said “Told me to start like this.” And she leaned in close to Tavros’s face. “Um, don’t you think this is a l-little close?” Tavros detuttered, nervously.Nepeta frowned and said “What? Am I not good enough to play with you?” in a very hurt voice.Tavros’s heart raced and his mind reeled. Something about that was very cute. He managed to say “No… you’re fine. I’m just worried that I’m the one who isn’t good enough. I’m not strong. If I was strong enough I wouldn’t be here… and… an-“ Tavros’s guilt trip was cut short by a passionate kiss from Nepeta.“You’re fine Tavros. You’re more than enough for me.” She told him and they kissed again.“So, what happens next?” Tavros asked.“Hm,” Nepeta pondered, “Terezi said something about a bone bulge next…” she flashed a mischevious grin.“B- w- my what!?” Tavros stammered.“He he, you’re so cute when you nervous.” She told him cheerfully. “Don’t worry, you’ll be fine. I trust Terezi one hundred percent!” Nepeta she reassured as she climbed down off his lap. She threw off her green coat and got on her hands and knees.“The empress of the jungle prowls looking for her prey…” she narrated, wiggling her rear.Tavros his flushed face to hide his embarrassment” “Oh, can you please not narrate?” he said weakly.“Don’t be silly, this is essentially to the roleplay!” she replied, and when back into character, “Suddenly she spots her target, the mighty bull!” Nepeta growled and lunged towards Tavros waist. “The powerful jungle cat grabs her prey and begins to paw at it”, she stroked the throbbing bulge through Tavros’s pants. “Wow, this is pretty big. Does that mean I’m doing good?” Nepeta said smiling widely.“I don’t, know? Um, I guess it does.” Tavros said, breathing heavily. He had to admit, she was pretty good at this.Nepeta then pulled his “other” horn out and began to stroke it. “This is what Terezi told me to do next. Oh, wait! There was one more thing…” She pulled her shirt off to reveal her ample bust.Tavros jolted back in his chair. “Why are you taking off your clothes? Just what game is this?”“It’s a game you play without costumes, duh! Terezi said this is the most important part and the game is pointless. I don’t know why that matters, but we gotta’ play by the rules!” Nepeta told him, totally convinced at the fact the Terezi wasn’t playing her in any way at all.“Um, I guess that makes sense” Tavros said. He didn’t want to spoil Nepeta’s fun, and this was beginning to feel awfully good.“The empress’s prey begins to struggle for it’s life, but the empress decides to smother it and put it out of it’s misery” Nepeta narrated, dramatically. She squeezed Tavros’s boner and began a rhythmic motion up and down. This caused Tavros to shudder and moan a little.“Where’d you learn that?” he asked her.“I don’t know. It sort of came naturally.” She told him, as if it were nothing. “Does it feel good for you?”“It feels really great!” he told her, shuddering again.“You’re so cute like this.” She told him giggling.It was true. Tavros had never felt this good ever before. And it just kept getting better. Nepeta leaned over and began to lick up and down his hard bulge. He let out a louder moan and Nepeta looked up it him. “Had she always been this cute?” he thought to himself.“Muff if feer goof?” she asked, not bothering to stop her sucking.“Ow!” He yelped, “Um, could you at least not bite? I can still feel that far down you know…”“Sorry, but Terezi told me that it would be good for you if I bit a little. She said she knew from experience.” Nepeta apologized and went back at it.“I’m beginning to wonder if this is actually a game...” Tavros thought to himself. Then, a strange feeling suddenly began building up inside him. He began to moan louder than before. Out of impulse he grabbed Nepeta’s head and leaned over her. Then he released his hot, genetic seed right into her mouth. After his climax had subsided he slumped, panting, in his chair. Nepeta sat up and coughed a little.“I’m sorry, are you okay?” Tavros asked between breaths.“Yeah I’m fine.” Nepeta replied, grinning. Slime was dribbling from one of the corners of her mouth.“Well, it was a fun game. Too bad it’s over now…” Tavros said with a tone of disappointment in his voice.“Nuh uh! There’s a part two!” Nepeta said, getting up.“A part… two?”“Yeah! Part two! Yay!”END “EXTREME ROLEPLAY 1”
>>67668part two! yay!
>>67666fuckin spoiler that shit man
>>67558I'm way late with this but I think that's the longest file name Morbi's ever given a picture.
>>67668this is good, it's so cute and lighthearted which is something we really need.
>>67668This made me giggle with glee and amusement. Meta-hilarious part is imagining Terezi teaching Nepeta how to 'roleplay.'Lookin' forward to part two!
Thanks everyone. I do hope to make more, and of other characters too.And perhaps longer. I fail at long fics.
The newest update should have an interesting impact on this thread.
>>67680Assuming cT is gay (from those god awful pictures all over his walls), perhaps, but maybe not. The obvious ship would be him with Nepeta. I honestly can't really picture him with anyone else.
>>67683He has to be someone's bitch.I for one am voting Gamzee
>>67683>Assuming cT is gay (from those god awful pictures all over his walls)At least one of those horse-things has boobs.
>>67683>>The obvious ship would be him with Nepeta.As hilarious as his character has become for me now, I think actually pairing him up with anyone, especially Nepeta, would make me kind of sick to my stomach.>>67685If you're referring to the one on the far left, th- that censor isn't for boobs...Think about it. Or don't, actually. Yeah, actually, let's never think about it again.
>>67687Naw man, far right. The one that LOVES BEING STRONG. And they're not blurred.I've seen Andrew's original blog posts about these pics from years ago. They've been in-jokes in a lot of his work.
>>67688I've seen them too. And those are definitely very, very badly drawn pectorals.
Lineart to be colored tomorow.Sorry for image size.
>>67693Oh woooow. XD
>>67692Look, Kurt Logan may draw muscles that bulge impossibly, but he also has a thing for hermaphrodites. Between the feminine hair and the round-ish bulge things on its chestiod region, I'm willing to bet money on that creature being a shemale.I'm only continuing back-and-forth this because a part of me knows that I will never have a more absurd discussion in my life and wants to savor it.
>>67693Sweet!
>>67693I want to know what she's about to get up to with that scalpel and that computer chip. Also, I noticed the metal pants.Good pic.
adiosTorapeador?
>>67693>>See cT watching in the background>>Laughs nervously and then has a strong urge to take a long, thorough shower
Alright, I'm not fantastic at porn, since I haven't written it in a while, but it apparently inspires Katie to draw shit and man oh man is her stuff just HNNNG, so here goes.You folks can just skip this post if you just wanna read the porn part.-----There were few things Karkat hated more than girls.Specifically, the girls he knew. Admittedly, he only knew a few, and of those very few didn't annoy him 24/7. Karkat lived around over hives, and if girls happened to live in those hives, they paid him no attention. That was probably due to all the incessant, everlasting shouting he was prone to doing. He imagines that when he finally goes to hibernate every night, the townsfolk wait in their squalid slimevats, hoping beyond hope that the "Screaming Terror of Lawncircle 9" has finally shut up for the night. And then, and only then, when they are sure he is slumbering upon his hoard of extra-vulgar sopor slime, they march into the streets and have a god damn PARADE.The thought makes him sick. Sometimes it haunts his nightmares.Anyway. Girls. Chicks. Trolldames, as he's heard themcalled in the moves. Karkat unequivically hates most of them. gA, for starters, is disconcertingly monotone and doesn't seem to feel much of anything. Karkat had heard once that rage is better than indifference, and was inclined to agree unless the phrase ever decided it wasn't going to benefit him anymore. Then he's dropping that phrase like a sack of fucking Earth-potatos.Then there was aA. He'd never really talked to her much. She was creepier than almost anyone he knew, and even more indifferent to the events going on around her than gA. Who else?Fucking aC. Jegus fuck he couldn't stand her annoying roleplay shit. The fact that Terezi indulged in it with her resounded in his mind with images of most incredible dorkbauchery and he would have no part in it.And then? Then there's aG. That horrible BITCH.
PART 2!CG: YOU NEVER PLAYED ONE OF YOUR DUMB GAMES WITH ME SO YOU NEVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF SEEING WHAT I CAN DO.CG: ENJOY THE SHOW, SWEETHEART.CG: JUST DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING YOUR MIND CONTROL TRICKS ON MY PLAYERS.CG: REMEMBER YOUR TRUCE?AG: Pshhhhhhhh. Those days are far 8ehind me.AG: Anyway, I can't control just any8ody. They've got to 8e impressssssssiona8le. Like you!CG: YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME.AG: Sure I can. I just choose not to. She had proven that she could control him, alright. He tried not to think about it. At least, if you asked him, that's what he would tell you. In a loud, explosive fashion. Honestly he couldn't stop thinking about it. It was driving him mad. Madder. More mad than he was previously. Fucking hell.arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] AG: Hey there h8 friend. How's it goiiiiiiing? ;;;;DCG: OH DEAR FUCK.CG: I'M NOT SURE WHAT ACT OF MAGNIFICENT THRESHERY I'VE ACCOMPLISHED TO DESERVE YOUR WONDEROUS PRESENCE.CG: BUT I'M POSITIVE IT WAS NOT SATISFACTORY.CG: SO GO THE FUCK AWAY, AND I'LL JUST TRY HARDER.carcinoGeneticist [CG] has ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [AG]
And now, finishing up, the actual porn, PART 3. I didn't ship this until I wrote it. I guess I do get hot to my own stuff. Weird.carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] (Again.)CG: I MEAN NEVERMIND WHAT DO YOU WANT?CG: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK.CG: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS YOU HORRIBLE BITCH.AG: Yessssssss we did. 8ut I'm not sure you got the point. AG: See, I want you to 8e more than my h8 friend, Karkat.AG: Even if you do think I'm 8acksta88ing sociopath.CG: AUGH WHAT THE HELL. QUIT THIS SHIT.AG: No no, afraid I can't do that. AG: Here's how it's going to go down.AG: You're going to lisssssssten to me.AG: I'm going to go down on you.CG: WHAT?CG: NO WE'RE NOT DOING THAT SHAG: I'm impressed you managed to send that message, Kaaaaaaaarkat. :::;3AG: I do like a man who has a strong will.AG: Anyway.AG: I'm going to descri8e myself going down on you.AG: And meanwhile, you're going to vividly imagine it while you master8ate.CG: NO.AG: Oh my yessssssss.AG: See, I know how you're sitting. I know what you look like at your computer.AG: Now I want you to imagine that just 8eneath it, I'm sitting there, grinning up at you because you don't know I'm there.AG: And 8ecause you don't know of my presence, you're going to take out your throbbing, burning cock 8ecause just thinking about me makes you all hot and bothered. >;;;;DCG: FUCKING FUCK NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS, I'M NOT DOING THIS, YOU'RE MAKING ME DO THIS.AG: Jusssssssst keep telling yourself that, my dear Karkatttttttt.AG: Now you're just imagining me, really imagining me in your head: you're thinking of me in the nuuuuuuuude, aren't you, you little perv?CG: WELL I AM NOW, OBVIOUSLY, YOU HORRID LITTLE BITCH.AG: You think you can talk to me like that, Karkat? That's so cute.AG: You know you're a little perv, so you 8ash your head on your desk to stop these wrong, wrong thoughts.CG: OW FUCK. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS THINKING OF DOING THAT?AG: Hehe. Just my intuition, I ssssssssuppose.AG: And now you're stroking your cock, slowly, thinking of me; not even realizing I'm so close to the tip of your shaft right 8eneath your desk.CG: THIS IS HUMILIATING. STOP.AG: Oh Karkat, I can't stop now! Now it's too gr8 of fun! AG: You're imagining me about to 8low you, imagining me 8reathing hot and slow just a fraction of an inch away from your mem8er, never knowing it's actually happeninnnnnnnng.CG: GOD PLEASE STOP.AG: What a good 8oy you're 8eing! 8eing so polite, saying please and everything!AG: And 8ecause you're such a good 8oy, I lean forward just slightly and lick the pulsing head of your sssssssshaft.CG: OH GOD.AG: Issssssss that a good 'oh god'?AG: Or a baaaaaaaad one?CG: NO. PLEASE DON'T. STOP.AG: 'Stop'? You want me to stop now?CG: NO, DON'T STOP. PLEASE.AG: You are ssssssssuch a gr8 8oy, Karkat. So poliiiiiiiite.AG: I slink forward then, taking just the tip into my mouth, swirling my tongue around it.AG: You instantly jerk forward, I 8et. So easily surprised.CG: FFFFFUCK.AG: Mmmmmmmm, I like the sound of that.AG: I even hum softly around your cock, 8o88ing my head down just a liiiiiiiittle.CG: GOD FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD.AG: I'm sssssssso glad you like it, Karkat. I do want to make you happy, you know.AG: I slide my hands up your legs, resting my hands on your thighs, and I nip at your cock, just a little.CG: OW YOU LITTLEAG: And then I dig my fingers into your thigh, knowing you didn't mean what you were a8out to say.AG: I take your cock a little deeper into my mouth, swinging my head around slightly, ru88ing the hot skin against my cheek.CG: A-AAAAH, AHCG: OH GOD, AGAG: Ooooooooh, Karkat, I know you said my real name out loud, didn't you?AG: I moan into your cock, gripping your thighs softly as I sink down farther to take your cock farther down.AG: It's almost 8ulging in my throat, Karkat. It feels sssssssso gooooooood.CG: I-I DON'T THINK I CANCG: THINK I CAN GO MUCH LONGERAG: I'm glad you're enjoying this so much, Karkat. I am too.AG: I shift one of my hands down, una8le to help mysssssssself, and slip a finger or two inside.AG: I'm so wwwwwwwwet, Karkat. I 8et you can hear my fingers movinnnnnnnng.CG: AGH, I CAN, OH GODCG: I'M SO CLOSEAG: I know you are, I know you are. I can feel your cock pulsing, so close to coming.AG: The question is, should I let you?CG: P-PLEASE, I NEED THIS.AG: No, you don't.CG: BUT I'VE DONE EVERYTHING YOU TOLD ME.AG: Hmmmmmmmm. That is true. You have 8een good...CG: GOD PLEAAAAAAAASE, AG.AG: Oh, Karkat. How can I say no when you grovel so wellllllll?AG: I 8o8 my head on your cock now, faster and faster.AG: 8ut I'm close to cumming too, Karkat.AG: Don't you want meeeeeeee to cum too?CG: YES, I WANT THAT SO MUCH.AG: I slowly, so slowly, remove my mouth from your mem8er, still thrustiiiiiiiing into myself.AG: Stroke your cock for me, Karkat.AG: 8ut don't cum yet.CG: AG, THIS IS TOO HARDAG: Aren't you willing to try? For me?CG: Y-YESAG: Good. I'm so close, Karkat. I'm getting just as close as you.AG: My fingers are so sssssssslick with wetness; I'm making a mess all over your floor.CG: T-THATS OKAY, AGAG: I'm so happy you don't mind, Karkat.AG: A-and just as I'm a8out to cum, I take your hand off of your cock and take it all the way into my throat, licking at you pleadingly.CG: AGAG: I know. You can't stop yourself, my mouth feels just so good around your shaft, that you cum right at that instant, filling my throat.AG: And I sit like that for a while, you never knowing how long it's 8een, until I cum, moaning around your cock as warmly as I can.AG: And it's then, and only then, that I sssssssswallow.CG: GOD AG THAT WAS...AG: Amazing, I 8et. See what happens when you let someone elsssssssse have control?AG: It's not so 8ad, is it?CG: ...NO.AG: Then I've accomplished what I set out to do.AG: Maybe you'll let me have control again sometiiiiiiiime.CG: MAYBE.AG: Hehe. Until then, Karkat. ;;;;DCG: ARGH.arachnidsGrip [AG] has ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
>>67710I can only quote"yessssssss"
That one was good. Admittedly, I never thought of intercontinental mind control sex. Makes a lot of sense, really.
>>67687I.... I don't know why, but I kinda like him. :C
>>67722Oh, thank god I'm not the only one. I'm not sure why either, but I'm already pretty fond of him. He looks like he's going to be one long ride of mindfuckery.>>67684>has to be someone's bitchI'm also voting for this. I'm such a fucked-up person.
Dont you cocksuckers ship CT with nepeta he probably beats her fuck you fuck you I'll cut the first fucker that draws any CT/nepeta I will hunt you down and rape your children.
>>67725No, tell us how you REALLY feel...
>>67725You do realize saying that is a surefire way to goad someone into doing so, right?That said, yeah, the thought CT with... well anyone really, is unpleasant.
>>67727I bet cT has all kind of fun toys to play with, he's probably just itching to show dear Nepeta a good time~
I dunno, The idea of Karkat furiously raping and insulting CT while CT cries like a bitch kinda turns me on.
>>67732Holy shit. YES. Jesus Christ we need more drawfags that'll do this shit, I'm up to my eyeballs in crap I want to draw.>>67725Oh, sir, but now I MUST. See what you've done?
Baw, I'd rather Tavros x Nepeta "you deserve better" happiness.But I will take what I can get.
>>67736>Baw, I'd rather Tavros x Nepeta "you deserve better" happiness.This, this, this, this, this.
lol @ppl who think nepeta wouldnt be on top :33
>>67737Here it is, but it's not porn. I'm not feeling the porny vibes right now.
>>67739wasn't even expecting it. aww
oh gog
>>67746Oh man do I want to see more of this
>>67747More of what, CT abusing Nepeta, or Karkat abusing CT?
>>67751nepeta, duhhh! i hunger to see cute things sufferrrrrr
>>67752You're icky. Go 'way.
>>67751I think he means more of the storyline of whatever the fuck lead up to that or w/e.
>>67710shiiiiiiiit this was hot. Mind control? Not my really my kink. But talking people that don't think they want something into wanting it. Very much so is. So gratz, you fool.
>>67756>>67714>>67716I'm glad that it was liked at least a bit. c: I'm annoyed at how wordy it was, really, but other than that, I'm kinda proud of it.
>>67753No one will ever make me feel ashamed for my abuse fetish
>>67668Oh, hey. While I think the fic is OK, you really should have chosen a less obvious name. Also, you missed your art last thread.
>>67732Oh god will someone please make this happen.
>>67762But picking an obvious name was the point. I wanted someone to figure it out. There's no fun otherwise!
>>67739Katie, that's adorable! Don't ever apologize for non-porn, your lovely style compliments sexy and non-sexy actions alike.Also, I'm not registered at the forums so I couldn't say it there, but your picture of cT is absolutely fantastic. It's my background right now.
tavros and nepeta will never be together because he is allergic to kitties and she is a kitty :33
>>67710Dude, uh... that was hot as fuck.
>>67747sure
>>67781Yessssssssssssss
>>67781hnnngh so lazy gonna copy paste from chat16:17 shr00m MORBI I WILL SOMEHOW HAVE YOUR GENETIC DEAD END LESBABIES16:17 shr00m ASSUMING YOU ARE FEMALE16:17 shr00m OTHERWISE NATURAL CHILDBIRTH IS WHAT WILL TAKE PLACE
>>67773I think it's more that she lives with a (giant mutant) kitty and dander and fur must cling to her clothing but.... ohhhhh. I made myself sad.
KEEP THAT PIMP HAND STRONG
>>67784pffffhahahaha I wish I'd been there to see that myself.
>>67781Basically I love you forever and ever and am airmailing six packages of brownies to you right now.
>>67789What chat is this?
it hasn't been posted her yet but there is a pic with CT with a giant horse-man dick in his ass and it is funny.
>>67793
no it was this
>>67798Wait a second.. Th-that layout is so familiar...I don't know if it was intentional or not, but I do know that I'm laughing my ass off now.
>>67799It's true. Your seed is deeply planted in all of our minds.
>>67798Oh God I fucking lol'd.ILU gais. I feel I owe you for all the laughs so give me a prompt and I will write it. It can be terrible or woobie or anything.
>>67798stop the fandom, I wanna get off :cnot like THAT
>>67801aT/eB?
>>67799Nepeta/Terezi is the best ship, there is no denying.
>>67804You spelled Gamzee/Tavros wrong
>>67805Okay, yeah, that owns too.(blame me for being a straight male who likes lesbians JEEZ)
>>67804>>67805Guys, guys, you're missing the big picture.Foursomes.
>>67807Giant orgy pic involving all known trolls and the four main kids, fund it
>>67807Get this anon some funding
>>67804as much as i honestly love this ship I'd also like to see Nepeta enjoying a nice dick in her at lest once.
>>67766OK, but may I request after your next part, do a prequel with Terezi and Nepeta. I love me some troll lesbians.
>>67813SeconddddMake it Terezi showing Nepeta just how to do all the things she did to Tavros
>>67808A pic or story with the four main kids, even, would be pretty damn awesome.
>>67029aaaaaathis took me too long to get around tobut I finally did itOlder!Jade definitely fills out in my mindcanon
>>67816>>67817Fuck, awesome overload.
>>67816Hell yes, I love me some top-heavy legaljade>>67817YES FOREVER
>>67816jadeclappingandjumpingupanddown.gif
>>67807It really is shocking we haven't seen more of that.
>>67821It has something to do with the fact that drawing more than three people having sex at once can be a fairly difficult task for a lot of artists.
>>67822I guess we only have so many writers.
I present a request: Karkat and aG's chatlog seen from aG's perspective. I got an idea of her actually becoming aroused by Karkat's insults to the point of stripping throughout the conversation (if she wasn't naked to begin with) and ultimately masturbating when reading his tirade. (bonus points for a: her having her orgasm with tears in her eyes when Karkat types 'YOU'RE PROBABLY CRYING RIGHT NOW' and/or her robotic arm having vibrating fingers)
>>67746More people need to know about it... Those punks think that they've seen sad art before?
>>67817Mmmmmm, yes!
>>67816The little Nepeta in the background made me giggle.Jaaaadeeee <3
>>67798Ahahahah, oh you guys are amazing.>>67799:3>>67817>>67816Sweet!
>>67869Also, Terezi.
So AA was dead all along how does this affect our porn.
>>67874It doesn't. Two possible outs:1) It was before the roleplaying accident. This is fine 'cause trolls are legal at age 3.2) It was after the accident, and all the cool porny stuff are because of her crazy ghost powers.
>>67874GH-OST BLOWJOB! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
>>67874Who cares? We can still keep drawing her normal self, but now we also have the option of her red phantom self.
>>67875Basically, we ignore the fact that she's been implied to have been an invisible immaterial ghost the entire time, and assume she's the kind of ghost that can be solid sometimes.Unless the other kind is more useful for the porns.
>>67879 >>67880Seems reasonable.
>>67780Thanks so much. :D
>>67876 was the answer i was looking for but thanks for playing.
>>67876I second this notion.
As bizarre as it might sound AA porn now would probably make me feel weird.I mean, it was bad enough she was all mopey and depressing before but now she's actually dead. That's some heavy shit right there.
>>67897If I can draw Zombie girls feeling each other up with no problems, ghost porn should be a cinch.Dead girls need love too....wait that came out wrong
>>67898You know I will love anything you do. It's just a matter of where it lies on the hot-hilarious spectrum.
Given that she first prototyped the sprite with a frog statue, this may mean she now has a long, sexy tongue to play with.
>>67884Kinda wonder if you ever got around to reading the smut I wrote.
>>67909Not yetttt chatlogs aren't my favorite form of literature. Plus I'm on this huge cT streak and ugnahgahghh. Leetspeak... it... it's just awful. But I will now since I have nothing to do.
>>67909appreciation post for your aG/cG smut log.seriously it shouldn't even be that hot
>>67710Okay, just read it, hahaha. I can imagine her hissing at him every time you draw out one of her words. That was actually really good, usually the chatlog fics are kinda awkward in the sense that the characters haven't ever interacted like that before, etc.
>>67898>If I can draw Zombie girls feeling each other upWait, have I missed something fun? 'Cause that sounds fun.
Okay that offer to write smut earlier will probably be pretty delayed since I started reading up on paraplegia and emotional abuse and now I'm way too interested in the emotional and psychological affects and reading blogs and forums about spinal cord injuries and stuff. I fail at the porns.nyoron~n :3c
>>67916god this happens to me too. I started reading up on bipolar disorder and now it's just... why is it so fascinating I just wanted to get Sollux smut right :(
>>67918Haha, you reminded me of my bipolar friend. I wouldn't have to research, she was as nutty as squirrel shit. I definitely know what you guys mean, though. I personally am fascinated with schizophrenia.
>>67914It was a present for my girlfriend's birthday.Spoilered for not-MSPA.
>>67912I was hoping someone would say that! Or something to that effect. I had originally planned to do it in prose style, but it just kind of happened that way. I was going to have her actually invade his house, but then, she couldn't really do all of that wonderful dirty talk with her mouth full. Stupid physics.But thanks for reading it, even though you didn't have to.>>67911Likewise to you! I'm still getting mileage out of this thing in terms of hotness. ...Wait, I have another idea for porn now. I think it might fit better in coq though.
Guys, they have sex toys and aids specifically designed for people with spinal cord injury! Fucking miracles!>>67918>>67921Well at least when we finally do get around to writing something it'll be wholly accurate and satisfying to the one other person who can tell the difference.
>>67923oh jegusThis is simultaneously hot and fucking disturbing. The veiny injuries are bluhhh CREEPY but the bloody hand prints on her boobs are <3>>67924You're welcome. c:I'm just way slow with fanfiction (almost always) because I have the attention span of a small, excitable dog.
>>67923Well, uh, that's definitely something.
>>67923As the anon who asked about that, I thank you.
I hope you guys don't mind if I stick this here since there really is no where else to put it. It's my fan troll, atrociousGoat. I mostly wanted to draw her for the couple of tattoos on her. Also no, this isn't some creepy-weird self insert character. She has my sign (Capricorn) and has a watch tattoo I want to get and that's basically it. Her blood color is my favorite shade of purple.Spoilered for non-canon.
>>67973i want to pinch her ears
>>67710AG: See, I know how you're sitting. I know what you look like at your computer.AG: Now I want you to imagine that just 8eneath it, I'm sitting there, grinning up at you because you don't know I'm there.AG: And 8ecause you don't know of my presence, you're going to take out your throbbing, burning cock 8ecause just thinking about me makes you all hot and bothered. >;;;;DCG: FUCKING FUCK NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS, I'M NOT DOING THIS, YOU'RE MAKING ME DO THIS.Beautiful.
>>67994Fffffffuuuuck! So many b's that should be 8's! Argh!Glad you think so though.
>>68008You should fix that, and then join homesmut on livejournal, and post it there. It would make a perfect first fic for the community.
>>68010>>I am on this so hard.UPDATE: I have already been on it as hard as is physically feasible, and it has been corrected, color coded and posted for viewing pleasure over there. I like the more authentic look, with the colors.
>>68013Huh, where did you put it? There isn't a post for unprompted stuff yet...
>>68014Uh, I just posted it to the community. They said feel free, so I just tossed it in there. Should be at the top of the community posts page.
>>68017GOD yes. Tavros basically can't keep the ladies off his......legs.
I love every single one of you.
>>68020oh my god I only just noticed mom down thereHE HE HE
>>68017lookit that smug motherfucker
>>68017can we just get a set of everyone riding the mechanical bull please and thanks
>>68038>mechanical bull Oh fuck me, I haven't laughed that hard for fucking ages.
About a week until andrei comes back :xBut who's counting, right?
>>68047I'm counting.I'm his friend, and I miss to talk with him via MSN.And do not worry about that.He'll gonna be pleased that this thread is rollin' and I believe that all of us you could help him in the flash project he had in mind.
>>68049>flash projecttell me more
>>68049MESIAS, I think that was supposed to stay hush-hush for the time being...
>>68051See >>62892>>68052That I talk to him?
Pfffhahaha
>>68075 HHNNNNNNNNNNNGG
>>68075yesss
>>68075someone was dumb enough to post that pic right in the middle of the mspa forums main mspa comic chat thread.It sucked having to pretend not to enjoy it.
>>68088>It sucked having to pretend not to enjoy it.Own up to what excites you, or be haunted by your hypocrisy.
>>68088god, like... what was the thought process for this anon? in what world was posting that art even remotely a good idea?
>>68091Obviously they wanted to get a rise out of people, and it seems like it worked.
>>68090but then my goon buddies won't like me any more : (
>>68093I confess I know basically nothing of the MSPA forums, but these 'buddies' sound fickle and judgmental.
>>68092It wasn't much of a rise. It wasn't like the forums collapsed into infighting as their fragile young minds were rent by the mere concept of homestuck porn.
>>68097well if he's mentioning goons he's probably talking about his something awful buddies which are well know for hateing anything even remotly "creepy" or even slightly pedophiliac. and a few have taken up camp gently trolling the mspa forums
:33 *ac realizes that if her typing style werent so peculiar she'd get more erotic roleplaying chatlogs*
>>68116Her style is no more peculiar than any of the other trolls'.
>>68116I think she'd be perfect for chatlog sexin's.AC: :33 *ac wiggles her butt up in the air invitingly*
People think CT/Nepeta doesn't work?Oh how wrong you are
>>68121
>>68122
>>68123and then he punches her in the face, EXCELLENT
>>68119I agree with this.
>>68124>and then she punches him to keep dat pimp hand strongfix'd
>>68127Either way someone must be horrifically abused into a hollow shell of a person. I crave it. I DEMAND it
>>68119I'm half tempted to write something myself just for all the off-hand references to her "pussy".
>>68128This is one dark, winding path I haven't walked in a good long time, but I have to say I agree with this statement. I think writing characters to be abused, self-loathing, and utterly empty is like a weird, sadistic fetish of mine.But man, you could write any of the characters into this, pretty much. Make them DEEP and MISUNDERSTOOD on the INSIDE. They're all fucking crazy. Not saying they're all choice material...But the most abused character is, easily, Tavros. We all know this. I think Nepeta would also make a good abused character; her or cT.
>>68136Vriska and cT team up to form SUPER RAPE ABUSE TEAM ALPHA, and spend the rest of their days torturing Nepeta and Tavros
I will laugh heartily if it turns out CT isn't the abusive type at all, and everyone just jumped to wildly inaccurate conclusions.
>>67973I am envious that you are well known and liked enough to pull that off, anyone else trying troll fan character porn here would probably get chased off.
>>68075Yeah!!!!!!!!
I really think I have to write Tavros getting taken advantage of by Vriska now.
current homestuck story ideas:>rape>double rape>revenge rape>abusive sex incl. mechanical limbs fetish
>>68148Not me, I want cuddlesex. :|
>>68152Me too.Cuddle sex is th best sex, in my opinion.
>>68152>>68153Compromise: post-trauma comfort sex?
I started writing this fic right before they fully introduced Vriska. I had a little more fun writing this and I put more effort into this than my other one.Enjoy____________________“Why am I doing this?”“Does this even feel good?”“Should I feel happy? Sad? Perhaps furious?”“I don’t know.””Smile…” Vriska whispered into his ear. Her warm, panting breath did not arouse him. Nor was this horrendous act pleasurable at all. Yet he smiled nonetheless.Sollux was merely her puppet.“my computer is 8roken! can you help me pleeeeeeeease? you're so smart.”What a simple trap it was. It was such a careful choice of words that lead him in willingly. Now he was struggling for any freedom at all. One would expect no less from a spider.Here he was, flat on his back, looking up at his temptress. Smiling. It sickened him. If she was anyone else it might have been enjoyable. It would be consensual, at least.“I’m so glad you came to me.” She told him. Her words were broken by moans of pleasure. “I’ve always wanted you to come, Sollux.” Vriska continued her rhythmic up and down motions and gyrations. “Ah, it feels sooooooo wonderful to have you inside me.”Then something occurred to Sollux. Something that struck him with a sudden wave of fear. Did it feel good to be inside her? Another trick? Perhaps not. He could not be sure. But he knew that he still did not have control of his body. His smile became more of a mischievous smirk, and he wrestled Vriska to the floor.“Oh, you’re so rough, Sollux.” she moaned as he began to drive into her harder. “I like that.”Sollux made a strained effort to speak against the grip on his mind. “So, Vriska, how long do you intend on making me do this?” he asked through gritted teeth. It took every ounce of his willpower to simply say that.“Oh, so you can talk even under my control. I’m impressed. Not only are you gifted down there, it seems you’re equally gifted up there” she replied mockingly.“Speaking of which…” Vriska continued, with an evil grin on her face “let’s see what you can do with those psionic abilities of yours!”She waved her hand, and a moment later her fingers and toes began to curl and she convulsed and moaned with pleasure. Whatever she was abusing his powers for, Sollux was not happy about it.Vriska then bade him back against a wall. “Now, are we going to play nice, or will we continue to do this the hard way?” she asked facetiously.“What do you think, you huge bi—“ but Sollux’s remark was broken off by a smack across the face by Vriska’s metal hand.“Oooooooops, wrong answer!” she scolded him, mockingly, as her cold, metal digits closed around his throat. She then forcibly kissed him as his hand travelled down her smooth body. It stopped as it found its target: a warm, wet slit in the otherwise chitinous exoskeleton.“He he, that’s diiiiiiiirty, Sollux. How bold of you!” she taunted.“Enough of this,” Sollux mumbled, “Just let me go. You’ve had your fun.”“Oh noooooooo, I haven’t. Not yet.” Vriska told him with a toothy grin, “You’re going to fuck me silly. Not that you have a choice in the matter.”With that, something snapped inside Sollux. It was the straw that broke the hoofbeast’s back. An uncontrollable rage was freed from inside of him, and he had only one target to unleash it on. It was also at this point that Vriska lost her hold on him. As Sollux jolted up, she was knocked to the ground and fell on her back. Now it was he who was in control.He grabbed Virska’s neck and got right in her face. He got so close their noses were practically touching. He could see the shock in her eye at this distance. “You want me to fuck you silly, huh? Well, so be it.” Sollux growled as he pushed Vriska down.“Wait what are you do—ah!” a stream of constant moans drowned her words midsentence. Sollux’s hand hung in the air, it’s fingers clutching and fondling, seemingly nothing. However, his psionic powers did their dirty work on all of her pleasure spots.“I know you like it rough.” He said, with a smug grin plastered on his face, “But how about this!?” He returned the slap Vriska had dealt him before and added another of his own out of anger.“Ahn, I want more Sollux! Hit me moooooooore!” she cried. He knew she would want more. No matter how violent he was, she would only crave more. But he would not give her that satisfaction. Not immediately. “What was it you wanted me to do to you?” he said mockingly while he watched her lie on her back. Her chest bobbed up and down with her heaving breaths. “Fuck me as hard as can! Drive me more mad than I am already!” she pleaded.Sollux thrust into Vriska with all of his built up fury driving him forward. The tables had been turned. It was he who was in control now. He was the master and she was the slave.”Am I nothing but a puppet to you, bitch?” he yelled, slapping her again. Vriska’s yelps pierced the hot, heavy atmosphere. “Do you think I’m a toy you can just play with whenever?” he shouted at her.“Yes, I do.” She said smugly.This only furthered Sollux’s infuriation and pushed him to a new level. He grabbed one of Vriska’s horns with his hand and began to fondle it. This is an act that brings great sexual pleasure to the troll species. Vriska moaned louder than she had before and wrapped her legs tightly around Sollux’s waist. His other hand found a place on her small, but soft breasts (yet another soft spot in the troll exoskeleton).“Can you, ah, hit me again? Please do it! Be rougher with me! You’re reaaaaaaaally strong.” She begged, leaning in close.“You’re really asking me to do that? Just how fucked up are you?” he said condescendingly.“Very.” She replied nonchalantly. “Now, I told you to HIT ME!”Sollux briefly fell under Vriska’s influence once again and gave her a furious spanking. She reeled backwards from the painful joy, cackling like a lunatic.It was only now that Sollux contemplated exactly what has going on. Why was he doing this? He came here to fix a damn computer, but this crazy bitch forced him into this indecent act. But now he had his free will back. Why, exactly, did he choose to remain here? And why was it that he continued this act himself?“Are you really happy with it being like this?” Sollux asked the girl bobbing up and down in front of him.This was the first time that Sollux had ever seen Vriska cry. He assumed she was just not capable of it.“No, I just want someone to love me.” She sobbed, “I thought this would make you love me.”Sollux leaned in and kissed her. “Don’t worry, Vriska, I’ll love you.” He told her. She smiled and giggled a little. It was now that Sollux began to reach his limit.“Ungh, Vriska I’m going to come” he said, holding back.“Promise to hit me as hard as you can when you do.” She said smiling and looking up at him. An odd sight, to say the least, but strangely cute.”He could resist it no longer. He raised his hand, simultaneously pulling out. And with one loud “SMACK!” he backhanded Vriska right across the face and expelled his load over her torso while she let out a loud moan of ecstasy as she orgasmed at the same time.The two fell onto each other. They became a tangled mess of panting, sweaty limbs.“So, you said you’d love me?”“Yeah, I guess I promised…””Great, then can you come again tomorrow night?”“Oh no…”
>>68156Yes.
>>68154...okay, that sounds reasonable.
>>68156when mind powers collide
>>68156enjoyed muchlyam now fan of yours
>>68156Kind of falls apart at the end, with the, "Well I guess I'll love you or SOMETHING fuck." bit. I feel like it'd be more appropriate to end things on a misunderstanding; Sollux realizing he was playing along with Vriska's mind game and stomping off, with Vriska not getting why he didn't realize that she let him take control for a reason. Okay maybe not precisely that, but the way this ends it almost seems like the whole thing was a flarping exercise(Which would be pretty funny. "I've got to play the brooding genius who snaps and gives the abuser her own medicine again?!" "Shut up and put me in my place, damn it.") instead of an exercise in two crazy psychics getting their crazy all over each other.Using Sollux's bipolarity as a way to unexpectedly break through Vriska's mental influence was really clever, though. Nice touch there.
>>68145I wasn't aware it was some sort of fandom crime! I know better now, though, HEH...>>68156>He grabbed one of Vriska’s horns with his hand and began to fondle it. This is an act that brings great sexual pleasure to the troll species.If this were canon, I'd feel really bad for cT right about now.
>>68172oh noo Nepeta's pimp and was too strong! D:I like the theory that he broke it off himself for not being phallic enough better though~
>>68180Or perhaps it was too phallic, so he wanted to use it for other things?
>>68152Of what, anon?This is a thing I like.
>>68189Some more art from Sock?Do want.
>>68189No, draw rape porn >:(
>>68189John x RoseNepeta x TavrosKarkat x Terezi
>>68192> Karkat x Tereziyes, this
And just for the record I know that it will probably be clothed cuddles. That's okay. That's what I want to see.
>>68195Uhhhh that's a funny way of saying Nepeta x Tavros?????(although honestly I would really like to see nepeta x terezi)
Gotta say, this is great stuff you guys do.And that more Vriska would not hurt at all. Hint hint.
>>68209vriska is comingtake that any old way you want
>>68181
Durples.
>>68219I don't know why you are unsure of yourself when drawing Nepeta. She always looks great.
>>68222Bluuhhh. 9_6Thanks, though.
>>68189I like what >>68192 suggested.Also,Nepeta x TereziAradia x anyone nice; the poor girl needs cuddles.
A short fic of Tavros and Nepeta. No sex, just love cuddles -v-. Hope you like it."You came, you came!" Nepeta squealed happily."I knew you would come!""Well uh of course I would" Tavros replied. "I mean I always like to spend time with you". Nepeta smiled that catlike smile as she took Tavros by the hands and pulled him into her hive. She led him over to a comfy hide on the floor and sat him down. He didn't resist of course, he never did. He was always such a nice and trusting guy, not like some of her other friends, that's why she liked to hang out with him! She couldn't stop smiling and skipping around as she mindlessly reorganized some things at her desk. She thought she was just getting ready but really she was just so happy to have someone to play with that she could barely concentrate. Someone nice. Someone safe."You look uhh pretty today, Nepeta" Tavros said."Really?!" Nepeta said as she spun around to see him looking away nervously and pretending to scratch his face. His meekness made her smile warmly all over again."Yeah uh of course" Tavros managed to answer, almost inaudibly. He could feel a hot flush in his face. Nepeta had no such reservations however. Emotion overcame her and she leapt over to wrap her arms around his waist and squeezed him tight. Somewhat shocked and already feeling nervous, Tavros slowly came to rest his arms on her back. Suddenly remembering her ubiquitous feline habits, he stroked her head gently too, eliciting a soft purr. Tavros smiled at her reaction. "So he was okay with this, right?" Tavros asked "Me being here i mean... its okay?". Nepeta's excitement faltered for a moment and she slid her arms back out from around Tavros, standing up straight again. "Err nuts I didn't say something bad just now did I?" he muttered."No no, it's fine. He's fine." Nepeta said "It's okay". There was a little bit of sadness in her voice."Oh uh, that's good." Tavros said akwardly. "So what did you want to show me?" he asked, trying to change the subject. He would just feel awful if he made her feel down or sad tonight. Luckily, her eyes lit up a little."Oh! Umm..." Nepeta said, suddenly aware of herself again. Truthfully, she hadn't thought this far ahead and forgotten what thing she had made up to try and get Tavros here in the first place. She supposed it didn't really matter now. "...I wanted to show you this drawing I did!" She said, taking him by the arm and leading him over to her cave wall with her other pictures. The drawing she was referring to was obvious, it was much bigger than the rest. Tavros studied it. It depicted what looked to be a troll with big horns and a cat playing together in a forest. "See? This is you, and that's me!" Nepeta said, pointing."Uhhh, cool! ..." Tavros said, unsure."Hmm? What's wrong?""Oh. Uh. Well it's just that... I'm allergic to cats?"Nepeta giggled at his response. Then laughed. Soon they were both laughing. They laughed so hard they couldn't stand up. And when they started tickling each other they couldn't stop laughing. Nepeta knew this was a good idea after all.From there the evening was filled with fun games, roleplaying and the ever present sound of laughter. As the night drew on the two trolls began to wind down, watching a movie on Nepeta's drawing tablet computer. Tavros rested it on his lap while Nepeta sat close beside him. The cool glow of the screen illuminated their faces in the darkness as Nepeta cuddled against Tavros closer and closer. Eventually her arms were right around him and her head resting on his chest. The warm, pleasant sensation of contentedness permeated her body. When Tavros nervously began to stroke her hair again, she couldn't hold back. She sniffled and wept just a little bit. Tavros noticed."Oh man I didn't do something wrong did I? Oh god I'm sorry", He said."No! No. You've been just great. You've been purrfect." Nepeta managed."Is it this movie? I mean it's not even a sad part uh at least I think so."Nepeta giggled a little and wiped a tear away "No no that's not it, silly. It's just... I'm so happy to be with you right now! Happier than I thought it was pawsible to be!""...Nepeta... is something the matter?" Tavros asked after a pause, somewhat confidently all of a sudden."I... I..." she stammered, the movie long forgotten. "I don't know what to do about him anymore..." she began, pouring her heart out."But you said he was okay...""I never told him you were coming... he doesn't know you're here... he'd be furious if he found out" she cried softly. "I'm so sorry.""You don't have to listen. To him I mean.""I don't want to make him mad... bad things can happen""You deserve better than that, Nepeta... From now on, I'll be with you. You don't have to be hurt anymore." Tavros continued. "Uhh, that is, if you want."Nepeta sniffled and wiped her eyes dry again, then clung tightly onto Tavros. "Stay with me tonight, Tavros..." she said quietly. He didn't reply, they both already knew the answer. They finished watching the movie in silence. It was late, and they were both tired from the day spent together. Nepeta made her way over to her recuperacoon and undressed. She turned her head to smile at Tavros before climbing in. Tavros was suddenly nervous again, he wasn't expecting this, but he knew that it was right and that he was okay with it. He wanted it, in fact. He just didn't think it would happen like this. Or at all. Nevertheless, he took his clothes off and followed Nepeta inside. His head actually managed to fit inside her recuperacoon. He felt that was appropriate somehow.Tavros lay down next to Nepeta, the pair floating gently on the slime. Nepeta leaned in and kissed him. A kiss that lasted several minutes. The effects of the recuperacoon were beginning to get to both of them. When they finally stopped, she whispered softly,"We'll be like this forever, right?""Always," Tavros answered "I purrmise"She smiled happily. They held their bodies against each other as the sopor slime soothed them to sleep.GOOD END.
>>68233That was nice. :)
>>68226gA is the obvious choice.
>>68245you heard the doctor.
>>68246Actually, I had been thinking of Vrista for some reason.Sollux makes more sense for Aradia. A grimAuxiliatrix is fine, too.
I think CT x Nepeta is the only Homestuck pairing anyone's ever objected to.
>>68247Huh... I know I said "anyone nice", but an Aradia x Vriska cuddle sounds kinda interesting. But as you said, a grimAuxiliatrix is fine, too.
>>68248I think that's because the thought of CT x anyone is terrifying, let alone cute little Nepeta.
>>68233Awwww <3>>68248Which is a god damn shame, cause I ship it. |:1Ah well.>>68245Agreed. I cast my vote for gA.Also have some nude Aradia while we're on the subject of her in particular.
>>67132More JohnxgC, please. :)(Hell, Johnxany troll girl, really.)
>>68253Seconded so much. Katie, you should do a sequel to webcam comic - I mean, if you're not too put off drawing John.
>>68252Oh my, that's purty. :)
>>68233Yes, this is excellent. Thank you for writing it, it satisfies what everyone in this thread wanted>>68226Yeah, gA is probably the obvious choice. Monotone conversations about vague things are so sexy
>>68257I personally think she's just aloof, like Rose. It'd be cute watching them try to open up to each other since they're both so distant.>>68254Thanks, guys~ I miiight do this.
>>68258It would be cute and funny to see them both trying to confess love to each other, and just getting confused because they can't understand what the other person is getting at
>>68258If you do more JohnxTerezi stuff, I'd be so very happy!
i have to watch the soccer match now but i just wanna say all y'all drawfags and writefags are awesome
So, man, Marras is pretty awesome, right?y/y
>>68267YY YY YY YY YYYYY YYY YYY
>>68267Indeed.
>>68267Whoa, MARRAS drew that? Awesome!
>>68281Yup... she's done some erotic stuff before, but I don't recall her drawing girls quite that curvy.Pic related, I'm probably wrong.
>>68283I... might be the one to blame for that.Mar and I are close friends, and my curvy chicks may be rubbing off on her just a little....That sounded way less dirty in my head.
>>68267*walks in*Woah guys what's....what's with all this porn.You're obviously missing some.Some that I drew. http://consumere.livejournal.com/(I was only hiding it because it's bad quality)(These trolls sure are inspiring though...!)
>>68252>>68257>>68236I'm glad some people liked it.I think I tend to take a very technical approach to writing. That is, I try and say what I intend to say in the most effective and efficient way possible, usually only sprinkling on some artistic flair when it occurs to me to add it (and then only to accentuate the point). It makes writing fiction a challenge but I'm reasonably happy with what I've done here. It's strange how simply writing the trolls with correct grammar changes the character voice.
>>68252Also this didn't get enough praise so here: Katie I would straight up kill a dude to have even one third of your talent.
M-Marras? I never thought I'd actually see someone I knew from the fora by NAME here. o: Not that that's a bad thing. It makes me feel a bit better, actually.>>68292YEAH, WHAT HE SAID. I can't draw for shit and I'd love to be able to do this kind of stuff for people. And for myself, admittedly.
>>68293Uh, you knew that Bea is beesmygod and Morbi are on the forums too, right? And Sock is sockpuppy?Or am I misinterpreting something here?I'm a forumer myself but I don't view myself as noteworthy enough for a trip or a name. Anon is the style after all, yes?
>>68293Everybody should know who I am based on my shitty pen name.Also, I probably won't ever put anything drawn here ever. I have been told no one can fap to it. Rufio is crushed.
>>68295Do it anyway, whether it be bad or good it is still porn
>>68292 >>68293 Hahaha, thanks <3I'm FauxMonstur on the forum, but I have a feeling people are semi-ignoring me over there. Either that or I'm paranoid. TOO BUSY DRAWAN PRONZ. I probably come across as a fucking creeper because of cT, though, so yeah.>>68295Yeah, post it anyway. Thread needs more boobs.
>>68297Thank you for reminding me who the crap you are. Always loved and liked your stuff.
>>68296Seriously, we're fapping to trolls here so it's not like we're squeamish. Post your stuff!
>>68283I would love more like this :]f/f human/troll interaction ftw
>>68294I knew about the rest, yes. But I've never seen Marras here. I even knew about Katie being FauxMonstur (and I'm a big fan of her regular stuff as well; thought she had a chance at doing the Vol. 5 cover art).But yeah, I'm not all that prominent on the fora either. Hence why I just choose to go by a different name here, since I want to contribute at least some smutfic every now and then. Fic's all I'm good at, really. Hence why I've been really active in the fan-fiction thread over there.>>68298And having just said that, oh god it's Zuki. : D. I'm going to try not to fret about this too much and just remind myself that I'm in good company.
>>68297I think everybody kind of feels like they're being ignored to some degree on the forums. The fanart threads move fast. Myluckyseven for gods' sakes just got steamrolled (by me first, apparently, fuck I'm such a slow poster I didn't even notice until now) and then both of us by a bunch of short fics. Somebody liked your cT/Karkat though! They even wrote a pesterlog for you.
>>68302A funny one, at that! That was seriously an awesome picture though, Katie. Fucking love Sollux. With Karkat, of course, but by themselves too.
>>68233I didn't get a chance to say; nice work, but I think the transition from climax to ending is a little rushed. Like they go from Nepeta admitting that there is a problem with cT to cuddling all night.That moment, to me at least, feels more like a hand holder, maybe a kiss on the cheek. Either that, or the admission comes after sex; Nepetia jumps Tavros, and in the aftermath sort of breaks down saying she's horrible for rushing things to spite cT, leading to Tavros's reassurance and the comforting endnote.As it is now, the end just seems rushed, and that's a shame because your build up is really solid.To give it a better sense of scale, maybe extend the pre-cuddling bit or play out on the trolls's Not A Date. The interaction that's there is great, it just feels a bit incomplete. Keep up the great work!
>>68303>>68301Argh, these are me, damn internet cookie things. Apologies.
>>68301Shit man, if I was asked to do art for the site I'd piss my pants. My friends like to call me a "popufur" constantly but I guess it doesn't feel that way? Idk.But I like this place; you guys are all so friendly. :3>>68302I know, I saw, and it was awesome <3But yeah, I guess you're right. I've noticed that everyone tends to latch onto one thing and there are like 10 posts before they forget about it and latch onto something else. >>68303 >>68298 Thanks. - v-Also here's a WIP since I'm feeling way lazy and I dunno if I'll get it done today.
I gave up on the forums this week. I don't know why. I just don't think I'll ever find a rewarding experience there... or make any friends. Making friends is definitely not happening from the looks of it.>>68310hnnnngh <3
>>68310And there was much rejoicing!Excellent job on this so far. Instant save for me when it's done!
>>68306The way I had intended it, the sexual tension was there before stuff even started happening. They both really like each other but the opportunity to open up wasn't present until that one small moment. The rest of the emotional interaction went without saying. The entire reason Nepeta had invited Tavros over in the first place was because of feelings for him. Perhaps there wasn't enough to make that clear. Like I said: efficiency. The more you can say with the smaller amount of words the better the piece is. That is how I feel. I'm kind of a sucker for really good poetry (although usually I prefer it put to music since that adds another layer of depth again)
Vriska's lusus and Demonhead Mobster Kingpin engaged in sweaty, prickly, violent abominationsex. Just look at the two of them, they were made for each other!
>>68310This really wonderful... but Terezi really should be grinning. It's just not her if she's not constantly finding what she's doing hilarious
>>68306are you who I think you arethe chances of me writing smutfic and not outing myself to the fic thread seem to be dwindling.
>>68316I agree that efficiency is important, do not get me wrong. I still think that it is a shame we are missing out on the buildup of said sexual tension, though. You describe its eruption really well, and I'd like to fully appreciate it by seeing a bit more of the drama behind it all. I'm not trying to rag on you, man, so much as saying that I would like more of a good thing. If that's not where you are going with your writing, then its not where you are going.
>>68321I'm the wind, baby. Do what you're comfortable with, man. On the off chance I do recognize a writing style I know I am not the sort to shout, "J'ACCUSE!" at the top of my lungs. I dunno if I could write a good erotic piece of fiction but the art of it interests me enough to read, y'know?
>>68301 Hey, nice to see you too, whoever-you-are-anon. I guess I'll start namefagging here sometimes. I'm not ashamed of posting in either com. Man I feel like I owe everyone so much fic but I get busy with Real Life/distracted by talking to everyone and it doesn't get written. Goal is to sit myself down with some music on loop tomorrow and Get Shit Done. >>68310 I'm really liking this, WIP or not. Something about the pose of Terezi and the way she's using her hand. And the way John is just so 'duhhhh' out of it with the sexings. I'll agree that it was a bit odd to see her not grinning, but I interpreted that as Terezi being pretty 'durrrr sex' out of it herself. >>68312You ever stopped by any of the IRC channels? I made friends more easily there. And the General Chat forum seems to be less high-speed nutcasery at times as well.
>>68324Well hell dude, now that I know who you are, I say you should totally do it.I'll show you mine if you show me yours? NUDGE NUDGE?
>>68322In that case it's definitely something I could do but going back and amending something I've already written makes me feel like a shithead. Like I'm just reusing existing material. Unless I feel there's significant improvement to be made. And truthfully I don't think the piece is good enough to be worth the effort.But I will of course keep these things in mind when I do more, which is really the only surefire way to get better at anything.
>>68252I really like this. Cuddling stuff is just great. :3>>68233Niiice!>>68310Looking good so far. It will be awesome to see the final result of this.
Hm. I might have to make visiting this place more of a habit. I used to occasionally wander around that other channel board, but I never stuck around long enough to learn much that would be of use on imageboards ('cept the concepts 'sage', 'age', 'noko', and that people that tl;dr are just plain lazy) but none of the 'important' stuff like how to tripcode and things like that.All that aside, though, I enjoy collecting good art, be it of pornographic nature or otherwise.(I have a friend who, despite five years of me explaining this, still doesn't believe me, but whatever.) I envy artists for being able to take that which is in their minds and place the image on paper, convey it through the direct language of the visual aesthetic. I can write paragraphs and paragraphs without hardly any thought, yet I am utterly incapable of constructing much beyond some of the most pathetic abominations known to man. (To put a finer point on it, SBaHJ is drawn better than what I can do. I used to have a minor talent for it, but eschewed it for writing, and within three years I wound up back at square one.)Regardless, I might start whipping up a sordid tale or two in my spare time, when I'm not working on college or some more 'sappy' romance work over in the Fanfiction thread, if people don't seem to mind it too much.I mean, shit, it's the least I can do to make up for being unable to draw. I may not be able to please the material eye, but I've been told I'm not half bad at directing the vision of the inner eye. (I've half a mind to disbelieve that, but people that perpetually downplay their own considerable skills ruffle my feathers, and I'm trying to be less of a hypocrite.) All that aside, though, anyone who's been to the fanfic thread over there can probably guess who I am by this already, but once I figure out my own personal stance on the subject matter (and have something worth contributing other than WALL OF USELESS TEXT ALL DAY OH FUCK STAIRS) the obvious will be even more obviously removed from the obfuscating oblivion of the inobvious....yeah, I dunno what I was going for there.Blar blar I talk too much.
>>68333Goddamn lack of edit button.I forgot to state that I rather do enjoy the artwork found in this thread, although I suppose it's somehow subliminally insinuated in with all the rest of the useless crap I wrote that has no purpose existing except that I can't shut myself up.So yeah.Never stop bein' cool, artists.
>>68333haha pretty sure I know who you are. I wonder how many people here are from the fanfic thread.whip us up some stuff!
>>68326Nobody likes Terezi's sexy time face. :CHahaha whatever. I'm too lazy to fix it. Shitty, lazy shading is shitty.>>68333I think I know who you are. :3
>>68336Damn that was fast. Saved so fucking hard it will leave a dent in my HDD.
>>68336dat blue vag <3seriously Katie you are amazing
>>68336I think that Terezi has definitely been established as the sort of person that would fine nude webcam pics hilarious. Excellent picture, though!
>>68333I write because I can't draw well enough for my own tastes as well. I look forward to seeing what you produce for us!Indeed, your verbosity may well be useful if one was, to say, write something from the perspective of Rose.
>>68341Then I promise, next time I draw her, she will have the most shit-eating grin ever. B3Also thanks peeps. c:
>>68335I know I am. But, uh, that's obvious.>>68336Oh god this is far too hot and you're the ONLY person who draws a hot John, why is that even feasible.
I wish you were more confident in your John drawings, Katie. He's really well done in every one you've made of him.
>>67973I haven't been here much lately so I missed this when it was posted. Thumbs up on purple nipples. Oh, and hey, purple. I guess she's SUPER FANCY.
CT just got his introHe breaks bows and it's fetishistic like AG breaking magic 8 ballsYeah I'm going to need AG and CT breaking magic 8 balls and bows over eachothers skulls in the nude
>>68336This is lovely! You made my day.
Fine. Fine! Since no one wanted to indulge me on my rape fic fantasies, I've had to go and write my own. I hope you're all satisfied. Shoutouts to Sidetracked at >>68233 , I was definitely inspired by your fic there. It's seriously a great one.------"I'm glad you came," Equius said.Nepeta wasn't glad. Equius had trolled her several hours ago, asking that she come over to his hive. He had been stoic as usual, simply demanding that she come over without any explanation why. That was normal - but he had actually cleaned up his normally messy hive for once. Not a robotic arm was in sight. He had even put out drinks. "Th- thank you for inviting me over," she said. She picked up her drink and sipped at it. "So, um, why did you ask me over-"The force of the slap cause Nepeta's head to whip to the side. Her cheek stinging, she turned back to look at Equius."You saw him again," Equius said quietly."...I don't know what you're talking about," Nepeta said. The second slap was just as bad as the first."Do not think that I am a fool, or that I can be fooled with. You went to see Tavros again, a few nights ago."Nepeta was unable to respond. How did he know? How did he always know? She kept thinking that she could trick him, somehow, but nothing she ever did worked. Every time she tried to sneak off to play with one of her friends he always found out."Please, Equius," Nepeta said," don't... he's my friend, we just play together, it's not like we're doing anything bad...""It doesn't matter. However nice he may be to you, his demeanor belies a bloodstream unfitting for someone of your stature. Time after time you continue to disappoint me. You shall receive punishment tonight. Now strip."Punishment. The very word caused Nepeta to freeze up with terror. Mother Grub, not punishment. What would he use tonight? The arrows, again? Maybe he'd make her fight against one of his robots. Or maybe it would be -"I said strip, Nepeta." What was the use? Nepeta began to unzip her pants. She'd learned long ago the futility of fighting back - in the end Equius was just too strong for her to overpower. Soon her clothes lay in a heap on the floor, leaving her totally nude except for her hood."Very good, Nepeta. Now come with me."Equius took her by the wrist and guided her to another room in his hive. Past the room’s door was Equius's lusus, standing next to a strange chair that Nepeta had never seen before. It was reclined, with rests for both the arms and legs. The rests had straps on them."Get on," Equius said.Nepeta did as she was told. She was shaking now, dreading the inevitable torture to come. The lusus did up the straps, tying Nepeta to the chair. Nepeta noticed that one of the lusus’s eyes was blackened, and at that moment she felt a terrible pang of pity for it. If he was this bad with her, one had to imagine living with him.With her hands and feet bound, Nepeta was totally exposed. She blushed a furious hot green and actually struggled a little against her straps."Do not resist. This is for your own good, Nepeta."Equius left the room briefly, but returned quickly holding a metal box. On the end of it was what was unmistakably a large dildo. A table was also brought in, and the box was placed upon it. The table was moved over so that the tip of the dildo was just touching Nepeta's vulva."I want you to answer me: will you be associating with the lower-blooded again?""Please, Equius, they're my friends, don't do thi-"Nepeta was cut of by Equius switching the machine on. It penetrated her easily, thrusting slowly and gently into her. She gasped sharply; she was not ready for it to go inside her."Stop, please stop, don't do this, please, please...""Will you stop association with lower classes?"Nepeta moaned, but didn't answer. She wished that Ponce de Leon was here. She could beat Equius; she'd leap in, claws out, and corner Equius. He'd have no choice but to let Nepeta go, unless he thought he could take Ponce de Leon in a one-on-one, and that was unlik-Nepeta screamed as the machine suddenly began to go even faster. Equius had turned it up to the next level. Tears began to form, and soon they were rolling down her cheeks."This is no one's fault but your own, you understand," said Equius. "If you had just stopped associating with those hooligans long ago, and instead fraternized with people more becoming to a girl of your blood stature this would never have happened. Will you stop associating with the lower-blooded?"Nepeta's answer game out in short, sharp gasps. She was doing everything in her power to keep from sobbing; crying openly would just satisfy him."They're... they're my friends... please no more... please..."Equius furrowed his brow, and fear once again erupted in Nepeta's chest."Wrong answer," he said, and he turned the machine up to the next speed.Nepeta screamed again, longer and louder this time. The machine now was going very fast, and her crotch was beginning to ache. Unable to restrain herself, her body was soon shaking with the intensity of her sobs. It was hard to think straight - she could hear Equius saying something again, but for now all she could listen to was the seemingly deafening whirring of the machine's engine."I asked you a question. Will you stop -""PLEASE!" Nepeta managed to shout. "Please, Equius, stop it, please, please, please no more, I want to go home, I want to play with my friends, I don't want this thing in me anymore, please turn it off, pleaaaaaase..."Equius stared into her eyes as Nepeta continued to cry. Rage slowly formed on his face; his brow furrowed deeply and his mouth turned into a livid grimace."It is bad enough that you are playing with such foul lower-classes, but it is intolerable that you refuse to cooperate with your punishment. You overlook how this is supposed to be for your benefit and instead struggle vainly against it. It seems that my cooperation is not necessary in this. I will leave you to your own thoughts, and maybe letting you think about what you're doing to yourself will help."Equius turned up the machine again, this time to its highest setting. Nepeta could do nothing but scream, scream vainly while Equius went to the door."Yes, think about what you've done. I'll give you all the time you need."Equius shut the door behind him, and Nepeta was alone. She again began to struggle against her binds, but it was simply no use; they were too tight, and the material was too strong. The vicious machine insider her was practically a blur, moving so fast as to cause considerable pain to her privates. She could feel something terrible coming close; something horrific and desperately unwanted, something that she would do anything to stop.She was going to orgasm.Her struggles became more desperate, her sobbing mixing with exhausted panting. She tried to wiggle her bottom around to get the phallus out of her, but it was useless; it was just too long, too thick to get out. She tried kicking her legs and banging her fists; they stayed put, strapped hard to the chair.She was getting closer and closer, the machine still pounding into her. She truly wanted to be anywhere else but strapped to this chair, getting fucked by a machine. She couldn't do anything but cry, and scream, and struggle hopelessly in her bonds. There was nothing else to do, nothing she could do to free herself, nothing to do but let the machine make her come over and over again against her will, nothing, nothing, nothing...Except..."PLEASE!" Nepeta screamed at the top of her lungs. "PLEASE, I'LL STOP, I'LL NEVER TALK TO THEM AGAIN, I WON'T PLAY WITH THEM, I WON'T EVEN LOOK AT THEM, PLEASE JUST LET ME GO! PLEASE, EQUIUS! PLEEEEEAAAASE!"Immediately the door clicked open, and Equius entered the room again. He went to Nepeta's side, and spoke in a gentle, calm voice."Do you promise to never talk to those unfitting to your stature again?""Yes," Nepeta said, sobbing uncontrollably. "Yes, please, just get me out, let me go-""And do you promise to never play their filthy games?""Yes! PLEASE, Equius!"Equius looked at her for what seemed like hours, but finally he switched off the machine. Nepeta gave out one final gasp, and sobbed.Equius undid the straps that held her to the chair, and gently got her on her feet. Nepeta's weak legs felt immaterial; her vagina tender and sore. She couldn't stop weeping, and let Equius guide her out of the hated room and back to her clothing."Very good, Nepeta, very good. I do hope you won't disappoint me again. I'll make sure you act in the way that is becoming for you. I promise."
>>68371This is mildly disturbing.
>>68372Good, man.>>68374Only mildly? This is good stuff though but you know, the subject matter.
>>68371I... no.Just. No.
>>68371D:
>>68374>>68378>>68379>>68382Thanks for the kind words, all! :)
>>68371That hit my DO NOT WANT buttons (rapefic is not my thing and never will be). And one of my KIND OF WANT YEAH (bondage, the inability to escape from an inevitable situation) buttons.So good job! I liked this more than I thought it'd like the premise. I was actually relieved when Equius brought out the mechanical device instead of doing the deed in person.
It's a good thing Nepeta also loves being strong, or else any slaps from him would have taken her head clean off.
>>68391This was written in that nebulous time between when we discovered Equius's name and just how strong he really was, so I didn't really know the extent of his strength.Either way it's a totally valid flaw in the story!
>>68336Hnnnnn thank you for allowing me to satisfy my John-lust.
>>68336This is now my favorite troll/human ship. Thanks for some wicked SWEET.>>68372We can never have enough lesbians! A+
>>68392no, i mean that nepeta being a hunter of wild beasts is also probably strong as fuck, but apparently in your story she is too mentally dominated to put it to use to protect herself and that makes it all a little bit sadder :[
>>68371well, I guess if no one else will write it, you should do it for yourself. :P I like a bit of resistance/non-con, but not if one or both will be miserable the whole time.
>>68374See, I've got this way of gauging the disturb-o-meter.If Katie says it's mildly disturbing, it's more likely that it's INCREDISTURBING.WHICH THIS IS. BUT THEN, WHAT I'M WRITING ISN'T TOO MUCH FARTHER DOWN THE GAUGE.
>>68404Well now I'm just curious.
>>68408He posted a very good mind control fic up earlier in the thread>>67707>>67709>>67710It's real awesome shit.
>>68409Haha, thanks Anon. Beard probably saw that though; I guess if he didn't I'd be glad to know his opinion!Sorry I'm haven't posted any fic all up in about this place, guys. Working on a fic for the /coq/ HS thread.
For terri/hi, who really loves some R. Crumb.
>>68413<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 forever
>>68413OH GOD
>>68413A really CURVY Terezi? Loooovely.
i havent felt like writing anything in a long ass time but some of these trolls are hitting the right spots, which i guess isnt that surprising since there's like ten of them so fartoo bad i write reallt bad!!
>>68419Who cares? Write, dammit!
>>68415All that needs to be said on the matter.
>>68421Agreed. :3
>>68413>Karkat>Karkat>Thought process for Kartkat>TITS.
>read latest update>eye /coq/ from a distance>ohboyherewego.jpg
>>68413Glorious gray globes!
Someone on the forum wrote this. Pretty well done. More sweetfuel than pure porn though.----------“Guh how in the cuttlefish raping hell did you convince to come out here at all? It is a waste if your time. More importantly, its a waste of my time.”“Karkaaat, I can smell your fear. Hehehehe. Don’t be afraid, we only want to play a game. Do you want to play a game?”Karkat pushed the huffing blind girl away. “I don’t know how you smell anything over that shit stained breath.”“Uhh, Karkat? Don’t be so mean...” said the weary Tavros.“Yeah man... Just groove.. You coming out is a -”“You say it and I’ll paint the ground with that nonsense you all makeup. And your blood.”“Yummy,” said Terezi.All of a sudden, the ground started rumbling and all the arguments stopped. A growing mechanical sound filled the air. Through the forest they could see a giant metal ungulate with the head of a certain troll tromped through the tree, crushing all manner of stupid creatures that couldn't get out way, both big and small. The mechanical monstrosity stopped a few feet away and a long tube slammed into the ground from between the back legs. Smoke filled the clearing as broken toothed trolls stepped out.Karkat coughed and said, “Troll Jegus built a giant wooden dildo and fucked me with it. Oh wait, this is worse.”“You... Lack proper respect,” said the troll.“I, uhhh, respect you, CT.” said Tavros carefully. CT stared at his horns before turning away,“I have... a game for all of use to play. I will put you all... into two teams.”“There is a big thing behind you bro. Its like a fucking miracle of something something. How does that work maaaannn?”“This game, “started CT, ignoring the uncouth one, “uses robots I built. They are four legged beasts. Majestic and strong. We ride them...and use these hammers. “he indicated a brown bag that had fallen. We hit the balls, to a goal, and-”“Is this bone bulge breaker serious?” asked Karkat. “I’m only here to make this horn squeezing fuckbrain to shut his hole slime eating hole. Know what? You can eat my larva remains, I’m going back to something that isn't covered in blue eye shadow like a trollop troll so honry for the enlisted men.”CT reached out and grabbed the leaving troll’s arm. “You will listen to your betters-”Pow! he was on the ground, clutching his stomach. Karkat kicked him in the face, breaking his shades. “Screw your caste!” He grabbed CT’s horn and started bending it. “Let’s see you be all snobby without some manhood!”“uhh, stop-” but before Tavros could wheel over a loud crack! filled the air.“I didn’t know you cared so much Karkat.” Terezi said, picking up the broken piece. “This tastes like orange.”CT stood up and brushed himself off. They chouldn’t see through the cracked shades, but everyone there knew brown streaks were coming off the corners of his eyes. He walked back to the tube, ignoring the long brown bad, and went up the elevator, still hearing Karkat’s insults and the blind girl’s laughter.No none knew his hive had exploded in an experiment gone wrong, leaving only this giant machine. This was his only place to live, his home. The recuperacoon had gone up in flames as well, and he didn’t sleep anymore. Just pass out, hearing the voices get louder on each awakening.Trollian was blaring. It was Ag.“gC said you got 8eat doooooooown!”“Playing with lower gru8bs?”“How did you ever get to 8e 8lue 8lood in the first place?”“hahahahahahahaha you are a disgrace!”This was nothing. Nothing.He felt a patting on his shoulder. His lusus was holding a bow and arrow it had made. Yes... This would help.On top of his mobile home was several bales of dried grass and leaves tied together, covered with paper with targets on them. The paper was clean, no holes, never changed, never hit by any arrow.He prepared to take a shot, setting the arrow into the string as he pulled back. CT’s hands started with get slick with sweat. Just line up the shot, just see the target and-Snap! The bowstring broke and the arrow went wild, cutting deep into his arm. Stupid lusus, using such terrible material! Its fault he never hit the target. Lusus fault. Always. Noble blood flowed onto the floor, staining it. It was next to other stains all across the roof of his mechanical ride. Mocking him. Constantly mocking him. Reminding him of his failure.As CT grabbed his wound, his lusus trotted up. Yes, it would help him inside, bandage the wound. Of course it would. It was a majestic beast. But no. Instead it leaned over and licked up the thick viscous fluid flowing from it’s wards arm. No, this wasn't right! In anger, the troll kicked the custodian away. But the kick was to hard. To hard. The lusus scrambled with its hoofs but to no avail. It fell, screaming a wordless scream. It was a fatal fall. CT knew it was fatal.Fatal. Fatal. Useless. Pointless. These words ran through his head. Why even bother? Why? Gushy tears flowed freely. Blue bloods don’t cry. They couldn’t cry. But he couldn’t stop. What was the point? Lower grubs hated him. He lusus hated him. High born hated him. His own hive burned down because he couldn't do anything right. It must have hated him too. His horn was broken. Broken by the lowest of the low. It would get infected soon. Painfully.He look to the edge. Scratch marks covered the side where his Lusus jumped. Why not? He walked over. Why not? No one would notice. They didn’t even know his name.One step. One. Step. Just one then-“Purrr?”He stopped. Looked behind himself. There at the hatch. Bright yellow eyes, the cute hat. But where was the bright smile? The one that could make the eternal night look like day? She must smile. She must have that smile.A step. But a step back, away from the edge. He fell to his knees, no longer able to hold himself.And cried. Cried.Warm arms surrounded him. “Its ok” a gentle voice said. “I’m here. We will be ok.” CT felt warm liquid on the back of his neck. “Just never leave me, ok?”He reached out and held her. The sun was coming out.
man CT/Nepeta needs more love
You aren't entirely sure whether that's possible.---I dropped this in the Romart thread, since it seemed a little more relevant there, and at first glance has no direct bearing on my other string of fictions. However, it underwent two different 'rewritings' in the act of creating it; originally it was going to be Karkat watching a sappy romance flick (which is why Terezi noted he smelled 'delighted' with something) and when she reached the door my brain went "Hey, stupid, you could make this a bit of slash-y sexiness", and I was fully prepared for that when my Prankster's Xanatos kicked in and I wound up making it utterly harmless for the clean-minded. HOWEVER, it's directly connected to some ACTUAL smut that I'll be writing at some point today (or tomorrow, something like that), thus I'm dropping it here, for contextual structure. I left the bit about Karkat being entertained by the matter in because the idea that Terezi would be able to pick up on the bits of his mood that he can otherwise bury under HEAPS AND HEAPS OF BURNING ANGER makes me giggle like a schoolchild.---Non-Scents and Sensibilities---Click.Click-click."Bored."Click-click-click."Boooooooooooooooored."Click-click-click-THWACK."Mm, I wonder if Karkat's done messing with John?" A nose delicately tested the air for a familiar scent-- impotent anger and something altogether gray with a tinge of-- delight? That seemed a little strange. What in the veil would entertain Karkat? Save watching someone he hated burst into flames, of course. Curious, Terezi ceased beating the end of her cane against the wall in the corridor leading to the trolls' personal quarters, pulling herself to her feet and following the faint scent down the hallway. A few brief recursions to make certain she wasn't following an older trail (it was getting harder to do in the past several days, what with the others not having anywhere to go; their scents were beginning to overlap with one another a little) she found her way to Karkat's door, pausing to draw a deep breath at the gray Cancer symbol painted on the door.Her nostrils caught a whiff of something a little different, however, and a small smile slipped onto her face. "Oh-ho..." She uttered a sultry giggle under her breath.Pressing an ear to the door, Terezi thought she could hear muffled voices within; a grin sprouted from one ear to the other at what she heard."Axphth, dammit, how the hell do you stand this shit?""I do thiiss all the tiime, Kay-Kay. You wanted thiiss, sso you have two put up with iit. Iit'll help loossten thiingss up.""Watch it! You almost got me in the eye!""Iif you would be sso kiind ass two SSIIT SSTIILL, Ii wouldn't be sso nervouss about thiiss.""Oh for fucks sake, you're screwing it all up. Look, see? Now it's all... fucking funny looking.""Would you get off my bulge about iit? Sseriioussly, Kay-Kay, Ii'm ssurpriissed you diidn't assk one of the giirlss for thiiss." A pause. "...vut iif you're goiing dew be a jerkath aboud iid, Ii'n nod goiig dew.""Alright, alright, fine. Just... be more careful, ok?""Ii'll be ath gendle ath a kiidden. Ffthee? Iid'th fiiddiing iin jutht fiine."Always opportunistic in her surprise encounters, Terezi chose that point to swing open Karkat's door wide, taking a deep breath as she did so. "So what's going on in heeere?"Karkat was seated in a computer chair set at its' lowest setting, his shirt crumpled on the floor a short distance away. Also shirtless, his glasses half-down the bridge of his nose, Sollux sat straddling Karkat's lap... with a comb clutched between his teeth and a pair of scissors in hand The whole scenario bore a rather cloying odor that Terezi couldn't quite place, but a few brief tests of the air brought the presence of several small snippets of hair on the floor, and a bottle of spray-detangler resting on the table behind them. Karkat had a deer-in-headlights look on his face; Sollux was harder to read, between the glasses and the comb keeping any expression hidden on his face. Terezi frowned mightily. "Oh." Her displeasure was almost palpable."W-whadda you want?" Karkat was more than a little flustered at the matter, but deep down he had hoped to at the very least make himself a little less... ratty-looking. Sollux was the only one he trusted anywhere near his head with scissors.The bichromatic troll, to his credit, seemed to be relatively undisturbed by the interruption, and solemnly directed Karkat's face back toward him, before reacquiring the comb from his mouth and beginning to work another batch of tangles out. "Eyess front, Kay-Kay. Ii'd liike two get thiiss done wiith ssooner rather than later." Rather flatly, Karkat glared at Terezi with one eye, even though he knew it didn't mean a damn thing to the blind girl. "Either say your piece or get the fuck out, Terezi." He couldn't exactly throw a fit at her with Sollux sitting in his lap like that.Repressing the urge to giggle uncontrollably, Terezi folded her hands behind her. "I guess you're done bothering John, then, hm?" The mirth was still audible in her words."No shit, I was done half an hour ago. Last I saw some nutjob from his game sent him riding on a rocket through the veil and goddammit watch the horns!" Sollux's scissors tapped lightly against one of Karkat's stubbed horns. A Terezi-like grin planted itself on his face for a moment and he tapped the horn again. "Ssorry, iit'ss sso hard two ssee them, sso Ii miight bump them oncse and a whiile." Another snippet dropped a small cluster of hair onto Karkat's nose, and he snorted angrily. "Just watch it."Terezi giggled to herself and stepped out. "I'll leave you two to your fun, then." Before the door shut, she thought she caught the sound of Karkat yelling a threat, but the noise of the creaking door drowned it out as she tip-tapped her way back down the hallway."Why the hell are you sitting in my lap like this, anyway?""...what, you couldn't fiigure that out, Kay-kay?""...oh... uh... well... I... SHUT UP."
>>68336...I like this!The world needs more TerezixJohn stuff!(I hope you'll do more of this, in the future. :))
haha ct has submission fantasiesand also really likes kitties :33
And so, since I have a little time, the continuation of Non-Scents and Sensibilities! I swear I'm leading up to some actual smut with this. At least now you'll be able to tell where I'm headed with it. (Maybe.) Now featuring CT! (But not in the way some of you are hoping.)---Flavors, part 1---Terezi chuckled to herself as she tapped her way down the hallway from the resting areas. Considering how often Sollux and Karkat seemed to wind up all over each other, she found it hard to believe ol' two-tongues wasn't using the haircut as an excuse to give himself an aneurism trying to resist the urge to lick Karkat all over like a popsicle. She would've been saddened by the fact that she couldn't see the scene she had just borne sightless witness to, but the cornucopoea of scents that cascaded from Karkat due to the combined effects of a Sollux in his lap and Terezi being privy to their secret stylings was a banquet in and of itself.Finding her way to the main hall, where the other computers were set up, Terezi tracked down her own computer monitor, adorned with various bright and powerful scents (thanks to Gamzee alchemizing a massive set of scented markers in one of his not-entirely-off-his-rocker moments). Taking note that she was the only one in the room, Terezi woke her monitor from standby and began searching the cold, licorice void for signs of John. It wasn't long until an acrid smoke trail burnt itself into her senses, and she followed it to... a gate. Great, so she was going to have to take a shot in the dark to find him. But wait, there was something odd about the trail... she figured it out pretty quick: something had redirected him, the smoke clustering thicker at a 'joint' in the trail where it took an abrupt right-angle turn.Frowning, she called up a trollian log she had saved a short while ago, before Karkat started messing with John. This close to the Rift, they couldn't really pull their punches. They'd lose contact with the humans soon enough.---GC: H3Y SOLLUXGC: GOT 4 MOM3NT?GC: 1 N33D TO KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW G4T3S THROUGH T1M3.TA: what?TA: why?GC: 1 W4S TROLL1NG ON3 OF TH3 HUM4NS 4ND H3 TOOK 4 D1FF3R3NT SHORTCUT TH4N 1 3XP3CT3D.TA: oh. that'2 all. iit'2 ea2y. cliick the gate and hiit F2.TA: ii2 that all you wanted?TA: or ii2 there 2omethiing el2e?GC: TH4NK YOUUU!!! GC: 1LL PUT 1N 4 GOOD WORD FOR YOU W1TH K4RK4T.GC: 1 KNOW HOW YOU W4NT SO B4DLY TO G3T 1N H1S P4NTS.TA: oh for fuck2 2ake.TA: ii make one 2liip of the tongue2 and everyone ha2 two me22 wiith me about it.TA: ii told you, ii don't like karkat that way.GC: H3H3H3H3H3GC: DONT L13.TA: look, he'2 biitching at me about 2omethiing he want2 to a2k me about.TA: ii gotta go, he 2ay2 iit'2 pretty iimportant.GC: H3H, 4LR1GHT, BY3.TA: iif you have any other computer problem2, a2k vrii2ka. 2he could u2e a liittle companiion2hiip after what happened the other day.---A quick click and a sniff to locate the pink-scented key in question, and Terezi's monitor flipped to... another view of the Veil. "Well, that doesn't do me any good..." she grumbled, and zoomed out. Something seemed off about Skaia all of a sudden. Like it was... more detailed. Frowning, she directed the view to Prospit, and ran her tongue across the monitor.One... two... three... four...! "Six towers...!" Quickly flitting the view window aside, she zoomed across the Incipisphere in an instant, and Derse swung into view with absolute ease, five standing towers and one shattered wreck conspicuous grape against the licorice. "That doesn't make any sense..." the camera view swung again, this time to the Veil; and sure enough, situated there on one of the asteroids, she could taste the rainbow-colored abandoned pawn-factory that served as their home base, and a small fiery speck of orange with a disturbingly inactive lime smudge next to it. "He's here!" She almost knocked over her chair in a hurry to get out of it. "Something brought him here!" A blend of surprise, delight, and a twinge of fear coursed through her mind as she practically bolted down the hallway, staff held out before her like a jousting lance, lungs straining as she took massive breaths and released them again, the blank slate of the world briefly flashing with scented color as she sought the airlock--WHUMP."ANGH!" The noise that escaped her clamped hand was rather undignified. Someone had stood an immensely strong wall in her way, and she was entirely convinced she may have damaged her delicate nose on it."What in the name of all that is and ever was are you of all people running down a hallway? There is no excuse for such loodicrous behavior!"There was no mistaking the pompous tone. It made more sense that it was the freak of nature and not a wall. A wall would've given a little at that speed. Sniffing derisively, Terezi straightened her glasses, and felt along her cane. Luckily, it had reacted as expected, folding into its' whip state on impact. A quick flick of her wrist, and it was stiffened again. "You are going to help me, Equius. Come on." She grabbed his arm and walked past him, attempting to pull him along; all she succeeded in doing was unbalancing herself when he predictably refused to budge. "And what makes you think you have the right to boss me around, gutterwench?" Not one for subtleties, Terezi whipped about and planted the end of her cane betwixt Equius' legs, grinning darkly at the pseudo-squawk that followed. "Because I am a girl and you are going to be a nice guy and I need someone who loves being STRONG." She twisted the cane slightly, and felt a shuddering vibration run through it, accompanied by a half-whimper from the muscleman. It almost disgusted her how easily his buttons could be pushed. She would've avoided dealing with him, but after that run-in her sniffer was going to take a bit to be able to pick out scents other than sweat, blood, and pain. At least this way she'd have someone handy that could carry John if he was incapacitated."I-I suppose I could excuse a little... haughtiness under the circumstances," Equius consented. "I am your humble servant for the time being." Terezi nodded, and removed the cane from its' hardening perch, leaping up and deftly situating herself on his back, her legs wrapped around his waist. With an audible THWACK on his backside with the cane, she pointed ahead. "To the entrance of our castle, noble steed!" she cackled. With a whimper that might've almost been mistaken for a whinny, Equius took off at a dead sprint.Terezi only hoped that John could breathe in the Insipisphere like the Trolls could.
>Mother grub porn is big on Alternia.>Can you honestly say you wouldn't top off a filial pail for that smokin hot virgin mother grub??Should not want, and yet...
>>68465...all I can see in my head is a picture of two or three of the guys directing spooge (naturally, colored to match) into one pail and Terezi viewed from the back, toes visibly curled, sitting on an upright pail and two pails next to her filled to overflowing with an unidetifiable slurry in her 'color'.Perhaps one of the guys staring in disbelief.*facedesk* Why does my brain have to be so descriptive when I lack drawing skills. I'm half tempted to blow some cash on a Bamboo pen tablet when I next have some disposable income just so I can train myself to draw and get these things out of my head in a manner other than words.
>>68466trolls can fill entire pails? goddamn i am impressed
>>68466>Terezi viewed from the back, toes visibly curled, sitting on an upright pail and two pails next to her filled to overflowing with an unidetifiable slurry in her 'color'. b-but isn't her color... red? D:
>>68468Yeah, I like the idea but that the colors work well for blood and not so much other bodily fluids.
>>68468Oh dear god no.Her TEXT COLOR. TEXT AND BLOOD COLOR.THE BLUEGREEN.AUGH.*bangs head on desk repeatedly* BAD BRAIN. BAD.>>68467>thatsthejoke.jpeg>>68470Meh. *shrug* I know not how my brain works, only that it does what it does.Although the idea of their bodily fluids being the same color as their blood brings disturbing implications.
On reflection, such matters may be the reason I am a smithy of words and not colors.At the very least, the inner eye can be cleansed of failed concepts with thoughts of other things. The physical eye, on the other hand......also I hate my N key. NNNNnnnnnnNNNNnNNnNnNnNn. I got the one keyboard in the world that has a schizophrenic N key.
>>68473Maybe you could try I and V back-to-back really fast.I'm definitely on board the squirting train though. Yup.
>>68474That souivs like a good idea. IVow I just have to remember to do that from ivow oiv....hm. Maybe oive of the two remaiiving trolls will type like this.
>>68459>>68463This, and its prequel are fantastic. Just a touch of that ol' Karkat/Sollux, and I like the attention to how Terezi navigates her environment, using both cane and smell.Of -course- she's the only one who could talk Equius into serving as her noble steed. I laughed and laughed at that. Although, judging by text colours, she's at the top of the middle-class rung.
>>68476I actually vaguely considered worrying myself over finding where on the scale she was, class-wise.Then I figured since she was known to associate with the lowborn (having been an avid Flarper with Aradia and Tavros, among others) and due to her being a shade closer to not-quite-highborn, I just said 'screw it' and went with that.Honestly, I want to like Equius. All the features are there for me to like him. At the same time, something about him rubs me the wrong way. It's likely just the whole 'adherence to caste system' thing in general, I guess. He seems to be rather the 'jerkass with a heart of gold' character.A little rough around the edges...(bluh bluh you get where I'm going with that)I'll probably produce Flavors part 2 later today. Assuming I can keep my mind on one subject for more than five minutes.
Oh god are we autosaging already.These threads must have the worst post to image ratio in the history of /pco/. That's okay though.
>>68480What? Seriously, image post limit already? Damn!Guess I'll pack up my 'fics for the next thread then.
>>68483Well, we didn't hit the image limit, just the post limit. Either way, yes the thread is sinking. :0
Huh.Methinks another venue, wherein such limitations are not in place, would be in order?Not that I'm one to know much about such things.
I guess I could be less damn chatty.
B-but but butbut WHYYYYYYYYYYYYAlthough I can understand issues with post limits based on the simple fact that, by their very nature, they discourage loads of text statements, and this is an IMAGE board. Technically, you wouldn't come to an imageboard for conversation. However, the convenience of not having to host your smut, but rather being able to just go *shplork* 'Tada, sex!' and be done with it, is the major draw.What, then, is there to do, save find a source or place that allows such matters, without such draconian matters as 'post-limit'?I'll be on the hunt for one. It'll be like Nepeta trying to track down something big and strong to take down.Except entirely not, because I'm not a cute and/or sexy troll, nor a girl, nor do I bear possession of any sort of hoodie-suit of anthropomorphic inclination.And for some reason when I glanced at the Aradia pic in the OP just now it looked like she was a penis-unicorn.Perhaps forgoing sleep for the better part of last night was an unwise decision.Ah, well.
At the moment, I'm taking into consideration the idea of constructing a little board at imageboard4free. Beyond anything else, since it would be a relatively dedicated board (not like we need all that much, really-- We could subdivide the hell out of it, or we could stick to just the basic three-- M/M, F/F, M/F-- and leave it at that) since the board would be essentially dedicated to MSPA stuff, I'm predicting there won't be a glut of pictures to such a degree that bump limits would come into play, unless people started, like, throwing threads up every five minutes for pictures.I'm still relatively pensive about this, however, because while I'm entirely all for the idea of not having to worry about this stuff disappearing into the aether if those not interested in it got really excited about something, I don't wanna risk the site going the way of the dodo if my INCREDIBLY HECTIC LIFESTYLE (yaright) became an issue.Plus due to my shitty economic standing, I'm still under my mother's roof, and her 'internet off at 1 AM' rule annoys the piss out of me and would make it far too easy for anyone intent on hijacking or trolling the boards to come rolling in if there weren't plenty of others handy with a banhammer.So: thoughts?
My thought is that you're being super-fuckin-duper melodramatic and we will just make another thread.
It'd be nice if Plus4chan had any kind of discussions boards; that seems like the best place for this kind of thing.That or the Homesmut LJ Community. I already posted one of my fics there.
>>68492Geesh. Moody much? Chill pill, seriously. If this is melodramatic, I'd hate to see what SRS BSNS is to you. I'm just looking for a way to not have to hunt shit down if it's not necessary.Well, whatever. New thread works just fine.
>>68497I won't say anything about supposed melodrama, but your response was a tad touchy.We're all just here for fun times and smut, no need for anyone's feathers to get ruffled.
>>68496Homesmut is good. Maybe we should try and get /pco/ and /coq/ people to repost their stuff there, officially.
Didn't whoever run this place say he was seriously considering an /mspa/? The /co/ threads regularly autosage within two days and we've been through two porn boards, here and on /coq/.
>>68413dat post number
https://plus4chan.org/boards/pco/res/68507.htmlnew thread