Gunnerkrigg Court already has a huge thread full of porn, so why not have a thread for that other webcomic we really really like?Gona post a few already made ones.
This one and the next are pretty softcore sorry.
should not want... but do
Some non sprite artwork of the kids in case any artist out there want some inspiration.
Hussie drew it, that makes it canon.I demand more.
>>56099He also drew this, in the same thread.Julep-fueled passion
this ones pretty terrible
I bump for the sake of interests.That, and the most recent update of MS Paint got me giddy. *Attempts Awesome Face* Blast, I can't do it.
bunping for 4/13
Uh... cant sleep....
>>62542oh fuck yeah, andrei in da house!! :D nice to see some more quality (and in-character!) homestuck stuff, if you do more i'd love you see your takes on grimauxiliatrix and gallowscalibrator
I'll never understand fanart being so grossly unlike the source material, you may as well fap to some random generic character then if it looks nothing like the original character. It's like on DeviantArt where the only way ou can identify a character is by their clothing or the name. It's not a hard style to emulate either.. a lot easier than Danny Phantom and that show's got DarkDP
>>62546Because the default style for the comic is not very sexy.
>>62546Lets all shut up and start drawing! wether its the original style or not is all good :D
>>62551If you dont think that, then why look for porn of the characters then? If you have to modify it so much then maybe you dont really want it
>>62564oh wowcould you draw sweet bro and hella jeff slash?
>>62568Because sometimes the appeal is in the characters' personalities and interactions, or their designs, dialogue etc.
>>62573Only because you asked nicely,..............
>>62586fapping so hard right now
Ha ha, jokes about blind people.
>>62542There's a Facepalm Combo joke in here, I just know it. excellent stuff =3
>>62564Andrei learned animating .gifs :D
>>62590She's so cute.>>62600Oh god lol.
>>62600LVL UPLvl 4 Animator Neophyte
>>62590 && >>62542You make GCxJOHN CAMWHORE COMIC. It is somewhat disturbing. But very arousing as well...
>>62542hahahaha john's text at the bottom
>>62542This is awesome for so many reasons. Clearly sleep deprivation has some kind of wacky inverse affect on you.
>>62590Huh.So, what are the odds of a pairing between her and John?
>>62697Canonically, none; otherwise, very high. MSPA fans really seem to go for this kind of relationship.
>>62542Wowsers!
There's a new one on paheal.Its vodka is good, but its meat is rotten.
>>62542Hm should i turn this into a series of pics like mspa with mock commands and stuff?>Y/N?
>>62892yyyyyyyyyy
>>62892 Please do.
>>62892Y!
>>62892>>62590> John: Check Pesterchum.It looks like GC is trying to get ahold of you.
>>62701 But...It's so damn awesome - come on, you can't tell me it wouldn't be great!Oh, if only I could write worth damn, I'd make something about that...
op here from a few months back. imagine how happy i am not only coming here to see new porn, but that it's drawn by one of my favorite artist, Andrei.It's like that human vacation with the giant red chimney asshole up in here. You know, the one where a bunch of moany nooksuckers sing at a little pine tree I think.
>>56083Did Andrew draw this?
>>63160No, the dude who does Gunnerkrigg drew it.
>>62892I'll just go ahead and repost what I said back on /co/ here :D>post oneWow, it really is my lucky day.A good premise would be... Maybe Rose dips into her mother's wine and decides to experiment? Under the RUSE (a distraction?) of her needing help writing an sex scene and needs the super adult help of John with all his movie watching experience?TT: The female protragonist is a well read and dark humored young woman with a poor motherly relationship.TT: She is feeling lustful feeling for her long time male friend, a goofy and good intentioned guy.EB: ....uh ok ill helpEB: I'll try my best!>post 2Or something like that. Maybe just hormonal rages lead to them doing something silly. But I like the idea of John not really being entirely in the loop about it. Maybe they talk about having cybered (or never cybered) before? I dunno. I dont think it would take much exposition, or any at all, but if it is a flash type thing, maybe you press the ==> button and with every one or two blocks of new text, she furthers in her naughty endeavor. Maybe a flash back or picture in picture of john's progress too. (If you do go the route of him not knowing what he's doing, him being on-model would be funny contrasted to rose being realistic.)
>>63277Maybe they could start off sprite style, but progress into a realistic style as they get more into it...
>>63285And then right near the climax, John goes H3 H3 H3
>>63287Damn it, the troll flash made me fall in love with GC all over again. Needs to be more Rose/GC.
>>63323Found a somewhat related pic...
>>63277Both of these are great >>ideas, man im thinkin bout so many possibilities its almost unreal.>>63285This is a pretty interesting detail, ill prolly steal your idea an claim it as my own, hope youre glad.>>63287I think that would be a pretty interesting twist, but i think that would be cool for nother story.keep em comin people.
>>63348 I might as well contribute...>> Rose: Captchalouge kleenex and towel, then see if anybody from your Chumroll are on.Or even...>>Trolls: Troll Rose.
>>63350>>Trolls: Troll Rose.Now THAT's an idea!I can see it now, lets say right after the pic..>carcinogeneticist (CG) began trolling tentacletherapist (TT) at 23:02CG: CLEAR YOUR HUMAN CALENDARCG: BECAUSE YOURE ENTERING THE TROLL ZONETT: Not right now, I'm busy...CG: OH YEAH WE'LL SEE ABOUT THATCG: WHAT IN THE NAME OF YOUR EARTH JEGUS ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR HUMAN SELFCG: DONT ANSWER I'LL TROLL YOU LATERCG: FUCK
>>63364That's right, the trolls can see them, hahaha.
Yep.
>>63364That sounds like about half CG and half AT.>>63370I... I would prefer if this didn't exist.
>>62542Alright, you go ahead and feel free to do as much of this as you like.
>>63373>I... I would prefer if this didn't exist.That's what I was going for.
>>63373I was actually kind of writing it with AT in mind, but I only had a suitable reaction picture for CG...
>>63399It would fit in nicely with the comic's theme of "AT is deeply disturbed by human sexuality".
>>63399>>63412carcinoGenecist's reaction would be more like...CG: WHAT IS THIS?CG: I DECIDED TO TROLL YOU INSTEAD OF EGBERT FOR NOW.CG: BECAUSE I FIGURED THAT YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE MORE ANNOYING THAN HIM.CG: BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING HERE.TT: This isn't the best time.CG: YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.CG: I MEAN, YOU'VE DISCARDED YOUR RIDICULOUS HUMAN GARMENTS AND EVERYTHING.CG: SO THE ONLY POSSIBILITIES ARE THAT THIS IS A HYGIENE THING, SOME ASPECT OF HUMAN MATING, OR A THIRD OPTION THAT'S JUST SO VILE THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE ANTICIPATED IT.I could continue but all logic dictates that Rose would have blocked him or something by this point in the conversation. Still, it would be funny to see how he'd react if he found out that she was cybering with John of all people.
>>63421CG and AT are fun and all, but I think GC and GA's reactions would more suited for this thread.Also fuck I totally forgot GA's name for a minute there
>>63422 I can't even imagine GA, honestly.And I'm glad my silly troll suggestion is picking up steam.
>>63423She Is A Troll Who Resembles Rose But She Has Litte Concept Of Irony Or SarcasmAnd She Types Like ThisI Had To Look It Up
>>63424 I Know Her Gimmick It's More That I Can't Imagine Her In The Specific Scene We Are Discussing Here.
>>63427And she has been trolled by AT before, when he was asking how to best annoy Dave.But like I said, if I had a reaction picture suitable for him, I would have just used him.
>>63336 Do you happen to have more GC/John stuff?Also, do you know who made that one?
Making mspa rule 34 is only a stones throw away from...MSPA SELF INSERT PORN.
>>62590Speaking of jokes about blind people!http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003835...GC seems to have a thing for Dave now.
>>63461Based on these latest updates, I can really see something where GC goads a vulnerable Dave into some hate-cybering.
>>63629TG: you can see everything that goes on rightTG: or like smell it or whateverTG: how does that even workTG: how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make senseTG: my face doesnt make senseGC: D4V3 YOUR *F4C3* DO3SNT M4K3 ......GC: D4MM1TTG: hahahaGC: BUT 4CTU4LLY YOUR F4C3 *DO3S* M4K3 S3NS3GC: TO MY NOS3GC: 4ND MY TONGU3 >:PTG: ew
Welp, romart thread got in trouble for posting and then repeatedly quoting a picture of Dave sucking puppet proboscis.I was glad to be there to see it go down, for once. Actually a bit of a letdown.
>>63663theyre ready to act like anything the mods delete was the sickest thing everrrrr
>>63681aw man now I wanna seeee it
>>63761>>/co/60589>>/co/60591
>>63761The original image (rather than the one it was inserted into linked above) is here http://angrycandies.deviantart.com/art/PLUSHY-TEEN-LOVES-THAT-RUMP-166015775
>>63764I question the legality of hot puppet proboscis on teen action...
>>62542i'd looove it if you continued this or did more homestuck porn in general, there's really far too little quality stuff out there
>>62892Late to the party, but, uh, YES.
The MSPA world has ground to a halt in anticipation of the End of Act 4 flash.Hussie I swear to God, if it's not up by tonight, I'll write that GCxJohn fic! Just watch me!
>>63899Oh! Well... I'm still gonna write it.Not sure if I'm in the mood though... after that.
After the EOA Flash happened, there might be more Mom/Dad smutAnd I will old you to it.
oh my god, did anyone see the kind of crazy crap they had on the mspa kink meme until they locked it down because people at the forums found out it existed?http://community.livejournal.com/plushrump/profile
>>63980Why the hell would that happen anyway. The harshest the forums have ever said were "keep it away from here", and isn't that exactly what this is?
>>64003I dunno, shame maybe? I'm pretty sure the people who posted there also posted on the forums and might have distinctive art styles? fucked if i know, it seems pretty dumb
>>63980anyone got some good pics from this? Puppet SMUT?
internet shame
>>64005>distinctive art stylesThat didn't stop Eyes5I'd make an LJ account and try and get in with these people, and so I'd have a place to put that GCxJohn fic I'd been talking about. But the name I want has already been taken...
>>64032Not much of a secret anyway, since she has uploaded to Rule 34 using the same username.
eh why not
Hey everybody an update about this lil project, i just realized my english isnt nearly as good to be able to write a good enough porn story about homestuck, so i got a sweet bro to write the story for me, unfortuantely he only has read till act 1 of homestuck, so a lot of potential for the story might be lost, basically what im trying to say is that if theres any writefag/s interested in helping me bring this shit to life more smoothly i would be really grateful to receive your assistance.
>>64321good to see you. I would feel way too weird writing actual porn about homestuck, i just have to admit that I'm deeply curious about it. Like while the Rose image is easily the best HS 34 ever really, I don't see myself ever fapping to it.Yet despite that I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see Jade and the trolls done in the same style.
>>64327Already sent ya a mail~>>64326Man really?, its a bummer to hear that, well if you ever change your mind you can email me about it!
Oh, I should probably keep tabs on this thread, since I was the one contracted to write a lot of the story....I should probably also start writing.
i'd volunteer, but it still seems like a bad time... dream jade noooooo T_Talthough pm turning totally brutal might be good for somethin'
>>64032 gC?As in Gallowscallibrator?...Can't you post it here...?
>>64430i love you
>>64430Very well-done. I'd point out that she'd probably be able to tell by touch, but then again it's also very possible that she's feigning ignorance so she'll have an alibi when she takes a bite.
>>64433but really, great job. Clean up the linework and it's perfect, but it doesn't even need that.
>>64430So Davesprite still has a penis?
>>64430DAT TONGUE STUD
>>64430 Failure, you say?You have succeded when others have failed!Just clean up some linework and give some deail to the legs.
>>64392Of course. But I want to spread it around. I consider GCxJohn not only a personal calling, but something for the greater good...
>>63980I've tried joining this, but they haven't responded at all. :c
>>64430Seriously, that's not crap at all. That's erotic as all hell. Love it. c:
>>64430Oh, I like. I very like. Especially the tongue stud.But aren't their teeth pointy? Pointy teeth are sexy too!
>>64509hail 2 uany requests?
>>64513
>>64513Art that doesn't suck
>>64522Oh, for fuck's sake.Anonex, it's starting again./complain.
Gallows always struck me as the dominant one, that's my lone complaint. Lovely anyway, and I'm glad you sharpened her teeth. It's the little differences from a human girl that serve to make her extra special.
>>64513Some Rose/Lovecraftian Abomination from the furthest ring consetacles sex.
>>64531>Gallows always struck me as the dominant one,draw GC in a super skimpy dominatrix outfit holding a whip or rideing crop or something.
>>64513ffffff is that a tongue piecing? that's fuck hot.great work as always.
Joke idea: Dave using his time travel powers to double team every girl in the comic so far my himself all at the same time.
>>64543what if it was dave and davesprite doing it
>>64513Personally, I like RoseXJohn stuff.But heck, throw in Dave, GC, whatever. Except Lil' Cal...
>>64550i cant imagine anyone x john as not being hilariously awkward
>>64513Hmm... GA putting her hand down GC's pants and fondling her boobs, GC asking "CG? 1S TH4T Y0U?"
>>64513John/Rose/Dave/Jade, or any recombination thereof.OT4
i'd love to see some rose's mom/dave's brohussie drew it so it's canon!
>>64554The Homestuck porn to end all Homestuck porn.Except there's also the trolls. And the exiles. And the agents. And the guardians.Okay, it might not be as easy as I think.
Ooh, ooh... Snowman/Spades Slick femdom? I have too many ideas.
>>64524I don't like his art, all his characters look the same.
>>64513Yuko from Johnny Wander. That is all.
>>64562If you don't like his art, then don't look at it.Dumbass.
>>64557Can you believe it's already been done? Although this probably does not go as far as we want it to...
>>64541hail 2 u
>>64565This is an MSPaint Adventures thread not an andrei thread. I just hate how he can't draw on model to save his life.
So I guess andrei abandoned us in the GKC thread?
>>64572Bu-but i did this for you :´(>>62600
>>64572i hate what a huge bitch you are
>>64574Troll pictures of the guys dont count.
>>64576Wasnt your complain about how i cant draw on model in the first place? Or are you only looking for things to be silly about? :I.
>>64577Do one of the girls and then I'll be impressed.
>>64575Might want to wash your nose, you got something on it.
>>64578Oh but my friend, im not here to impress you, or anyone for that matter :D im here to have a bit of fun drawing silly porn drawings with like minded individuals :D
>>62564>wether its the original style or not is all good :DYes, nothing better than an artist's generic character #42 that looks nothing like the source material. It's like I'm really on DeviantArt
>>64578in before that image of dave redrawn with different hair and face
>>64580You're the only artist here.
>>64581If you can't tell who the characters are supposed to be then you're just as blind as GC.
>>64580It's no fun when my request gets ruined by an artist who can't get the style down. Go make a thread for your generic characters and stop cluttering up a thread about a specific series.
>>64585Seems like you've got some entitlement issues.
Not sure if you've noticed, but most of the images in the thread don't adhere perfectly to the style of the comic.>>55755>>55756>>55760>>55762>>56083>>56271>>60258
>>64584Brotip: When the only way you can identify characters is by their clothes, the artist is doing something wrong.
>>64588None of those artists are here attention whoring and doing requests, though.
>>64586Yeah, I mean, when people ask for my request then ruin it with their art style I guess that is entitlement, right?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>64590Wait, so first you bitch that he's not doing your request to your exact specifications, then you bitch that he's doing requests at all?
>>64592do you realize how ridiculous you are sounding
>>64593No, as in the other artists of those pictures aren't here to talk about their art style, but he is, so those pictures existing here means nothing to our complaints against him.
>>64595For having standards?
>>64592Wow sorry for offending you so horribly, i know! next time dont bother to request anything at all if you know the way i draw, you big silly head :3
>>64597It wasn't directed at you, just a general request.
>>64597you requested something from an artist knowing what style they always draw in and then you bitch when they indeed draw it in the style they always draw in
Alright, can I request for a mod in here and get rid of all this drama?
/r/ Dave getting shit on by a seagull
>>64598Thanks for not getting discouraged bro, there are still people here that appreciate what you're doing.
>>64604funny thing, this always happens when i draw soemthing besides GC ... :I almost liek they want me to draw only for gunnerkrigg or some shit :S
>>64605You probably shouldn't abandon people you promise to draw for.
How is that not recognizably GC? She's got the hair, the horns, the glasses, the mouth, the skin tone... just about every visual aspect of the character! The only differing factor is andrei's art style, which only makes the picture more fappable because she's no longer proportioned like an Animal Crossing character.I just don't get you people/person.
>>64598Andrei, I must admit, it is outright outstanding how well you handle dipshits, and your patience in that regard is comparable to anyone who can wait long-term for a commission, like me. No, seriously. Remind me if I ever commission you that you deserve a big fat tip.Kudos.
>>64570oh wow :3
Holy shit, someone got banned for being an ass? I'm going to start posting on plus4chan more now that I know the mods aren't going to let the place go to shit.It'll be like /co/ but better!
I appreciate your art Andrei, just so you know.I don't really understand what that guy was complaining about. Why would I want to look at nekkid sprites?
>>64513If you're still taking them, pretty much anything with Jade would make my day. Hell, just ignoring all the whiners and continuing to post stuff in this thread at all would make me happy.
>>64570>>64513I don't know who is she since I still haven't got into that part, but damn, this are gorgeous pics.Wonderful work as usual bro.>>64608Don't waste your energies with this Doc., the mods already got rid of that little vermin.>>64609Let me help you with that reminder.
>>64609 Oh man, i totally forgot about that rosalina request, ill }get right on that, : S
>>64620wHOA,theres too much...DRAMA AND BULSHITBut yeah, seriously Andrei, your art is amazing. :D Please don't stop doing such amazing art for Homestuck.And, um, if you end up doing more, a picture of Dave using his time powers to bang both Rose and Rose's mom at the same time would probably be awesome.(When really I only much care about porn with trolls and Rose, but oh well I like it all really)
>>64620What Rosalina request?>Email.Oh yeah. Heh. Forgetfulness is a godsend sometimes.
To complement andrei's excellent contributions, a piece from another popular artist.
>>64570I the guy who requested this one.if I had any money and also a way to send it to you. i would send you all of my dollars. But all i can give you is my thanks.
Here, I got something more on model for everyone.
>>64643loool
Homestuck itself has a few "models", even before the artist contributors. The way Lexxy and Eyes5 draw the characters? As far as this thread is concerned, that's on-model.>>64643Well, at least it's better than JadexBec.
I can't think of a single sexual scenario involving Jade that would feel satisfying and not extremely awkward and creepy. Maybe a nice cumshot.As for GA, the obvious one is getting her snobby ass felt up by GC. Not requests, just suggestions.
>>64650furiously seconding GC/GA
need more mom art. especially since she just got a cannon pairing with dad(man out of context this sounds painfully obvious)
>>64650I think that Jade has a lot of potential, given her bubbly personality and strange upbringing. She could be (and is) into pretty weird stuff...
>>64645Yeah, that's pretty much what I was going for.>>64650I guess it depends on how you interpret the character. I know she comes off as naive, goofy, and childish, but to me, that's just how she choses to be. She throws herself into everything she does and loves every minute of it, because life is an adventure, and what's the point if you aren't living that adventure to the fullest?
I'd actually be interested in seeing some of the more abstract and featureless characters like WQ and Snowman/Black Queen in Andrei's style.
I just want to see CG fucking someone. Something. Even his sprite. Or in a more plausible scenario, raging hatesex with GC.
A ring is offered. A deal is honored.
>>64686Of course, this would mean GC has him tied down to a bed somehow, enjoying his scent and making his body betray his mind.>>64689No doubt this is from the alternate timeline, from an MSPA called "Homefuck".
>>64686>hatesexOn their first hate date? The scandal!
>>64650>satisfying and not extremely awkward and creepyadorable Jade/Rose pussy misunderstandings-on-purpose shenanigans? :3
Jade playing in the surf of one of the many beautiful beaches on her island, while naked.
>>64643on model=death
>>64699That sounds like a challenge to me.
CG angerly fucking GC, yelling insults at her and thrusting harder and harder as GC just laughs and moans in pleasure
So, someone said something about an on model Death, right?
>>64706
>>64711oh my god you are amazing
>>64711Tentacles... :|
I like how my ideas keep getting drawn. I'm not used to drawfriends drawing my request, especially not twice in a row. It's like christmas up in here.makes me glad i started this thread all those long months ago
>>64714They don't call her tentacleTherapist for nothing you know
Shit forgot to add the text.
>>64717Nice. Glad to see someone is putting up something good to offset all the garbage I'm uploading.
>>64717hahaha oh wowgood job on the tentacle-under-dress look
>>64715speaking of ideasRose handcuffed to a bed, blindfolded and horny while Jade gently teases rose's naked body with a flower.
>>64719What youre talking about? your stuff is great, keep it up. I really liked that GC/Death btw :D
>>64473Seems fair.Long as I get gC/John, I'm happy!
>>64717Tentacle The Rapist
>>64717UNFGog damn that is arousing. Just, oh man. Gonna be wet all day now.
Troll act, possibly.I hope GC gets a lot of screentime for obvious reasons.
>>64765I'm hoping we'll see the rest of the Trolls now.
DAT ACT 5DAT ALBUM 5
John and Jade next to each other on a couch or bed or something while Dave gives oral sex to Jade and Rose does the same for JohnGC flipping up GA's long red skirt showing that GA is wearing nothing underneath (or something sexy like a crotchless thong or something)All currently know girls (Rose, Jade, GC and GA) naked. lined up, bent over so that they are looking at us between their legs upside down, spreading their asschecks for us.
>>64834>John and Jade next to each other on a couch or bed or something while Dave gives oral sex to Jade and Rose does the same for JohnThis would be cool, especially if the two on the couch were holding hands or peeking over at eachother or something... :D
Draw Gallows attempting to femdom John or Dave or one of the male trolls and failing at it due to being blind. (missing her whipcracks? i dunno)
>>64842she's accidentally femdomming li'l caldave just stands in the background looking confused
>>64843Wouldn't Li'l Cal just rape her?
>>64836John and Jade are gazing lovingly into each others' eyes, as are Dave and Rose, all pining for the love that they can never have.Hey, we shouldn't let the forums corner the market on sad art.
Newfag here, just wanted to pipe up and say this shit is amazing
>>62542Just wanted to chime in that a sequel to this'd be neat.
Request: One of the trolls masturbating while watching one of the kids take a bath or something (perhaps just changing clothes).
>>64868For bonus hilarious points (though probably fewer sexy points, alas) having the kids doing something completely mundane by our standards, but for some reason considered highly erotic by troll society.
>>64515Cool, someone used a reaction image I madeHeres a better version of it.
>>64870Brushing your teeth.
Apparently the trolls have to go through some sort of trial in their hive. Let's see GA or GC going through some sex-oriented trials
>>64892GC and Karkat hate-snuggling in a Recuperacoon.
>>64045Wait, what? Since when has Eyes5 uploaded to Rule34?
>>64911http://rule34.paheal.net/user/Eyes5
TC hittin mad clown troll bitches while baked
>>64900Gallows or Grim emerging from her recuperacoon covered in a fine sheen of sopor slime and naught else.
GC's unusual senses have always interested me, so playing around with the idea of certain scents and smells arousing her seemed only natural. Of course I can't draw so you're all left with this god awful mess. I'd love to see someone who can actually draw tackle this, but there's plenty of requests here already, so...
>>64930If someone actually draws porn of that guy, it'd be a miracle.
>>64942No kidding. The next troll better be as hot as GC to make up for this joker.
So many requests, and only one lonely artist to draw them all.Maybe some of the rest of us should try to learn to draw. I'd do it, but I convenient excuse not to put any effort into learning how to draw.
>>64942i am going to do this now that you have said that. i hope you're happy
Gallows masturbating with a candy corn vibrator. It must be done.
>>64951well, he can pick and choose, he doesn't have to do all of them, at least i wouldn't mind
>>64967Actually im tryingto do most of them in order, right now im kinda stuck drawing Dave gangbangin all the girls from the story.
>>64970Man you don't need to do that. Pick and choose, you have the right.Maybe you should focus on just DavexRosexJadexJohn for now.
>>64970we appreciate all your hard work.
Oh shit, GC comin. Everyone get your dicks out.
>>64543Hail 2 U(forgot GrimAuxiliatrix, sorry : ( )
>>65053holy shit>notice dude in the backgroundhoooly shit>notice johnhoooooly shit
>>65053I'm in text-only mode right now, but I will give you praise in advance for whatever you've drawn here.GA can wait. Until she has more to do in the story, that is.
>>65053ahahaha holy shit that's amazing.
>>65053Mother of god, you're good at that.
>>65057good at what? :I
>>65053so great
>>65053>(forgot GrimAuxiliatrix, sorry : ( )There's always next time, frankly the fact that you actually did the request is impressive enough, most artists would find drawing a giant gangbang for free too daunting. Personally I liked >>64834's idea for a GA pic, especially if GC is doing it by accident.
>>65053You climb your ECHELADDER, advancing from BIG SMUTSTER all the way to BEARER OF THE PORNOCOPIA, and gain ten thousand boondollars.And don't think I don't notice John back there. I'm more than a little pleased by the prospect of beating /coq/ at their own game.
>>65053fucking amazing.
>>65053I like Rose who's just enjoying herself. And Jade for obvious reasons. Also John.
just out of curiosity andrei how does one commission you/how much does it cost?
>>65072All the info is in here dawg http://www.hentai-foundry.com/profile-Idlecil.php but i wont be able to make any commission anytime soon, im goin out on vacations for a month :I
>>65074lame. Oh well I wouldn't have bought anything anyway. Too expensive. Not you in particular I've never had a commission done before so I'm not familiar with standard prices.
>>65074Might be a good idea to close commissions on your HF page for a while so people don't contact you for them while you're away.
>>65076Thats actually a good idea, brb.>>65062HAHA comments like that make drawing requests worth it : D
>>65077i would have only been commissioning more homestuck stuff so i can wait since you seem to like it anyway.big fan yheard
>>65077Thanks man. We'll miss you; it'll be like there's a big, talent-shaped hole in the board.
hAHA mAn im flattered but theres already a good amount of talent roaming this place, my abscence is inconsequential, i just hope some of them get interested in homestuck enough to draw some 34.I wouldnt want to comeback and see this thread dead : I
>>65053Would you mind if I tried colouring this?
>>65100you can probably do whatever you want man
So, GC's name is now Terezi Pyrope, and it turns out she's a fan of dragons. I feel this might be important information for this thread.
>>65117Oh! And she used (and maybe still is) into "extreme roleplay".
>>65058Drawing wicked-hot porn.
Andrei's Strife Specibus is probably allocated to Drawkind. Kind of like Okami or something, and he just whips it out and slices everything up by drawing porn on it.His ultimate weapon is the ULTRAGRAPHITE PORNWAND 5000 XYV. It is almost impossible to alchemize due to the absence of any kind of SMUT GRIST.
Alright I'm slowly attempting to overcome how weirded out am by writing about this shit and making a John x Rose pesterlog. It's definitely in-character and fairly tame for more believability.I wonder if there's any interest for it at all though.
>>65126yes!
>>65126Is there interest? Yeah, I'm thinking that this Homestuck porn thread may have some interest in that idea.
>>65126Tell you what anon. If you write and post that pesterlog, I'll whip up something with GC in it.
GC I mean Terezi wearing a knights helmet with the visor flipped up and holding a sword. Her shirt is slashed across the front so her breasts are hanging out. She running, chasing after someone offscreen waving the sword wildly and laughing like a mad woman, giving no fucks that the goods are hanging out for the whole world to see cuz that's the kind of girl she is.Or just her fucking a dragon.Christ i wish i could draw, my brain is full of ideas.
>>65134For example, Rose and her Mom, both of them drunk and making out.
>>65100Be my guest man ; D>>65125Haha id get killed in sburb so fast, i prolly wouldnt even enter to the medium.>>65126Please do, writefags and drawfags are always welcomed.
>>65141pointy troll nipplez :3
>>65134also the sword is covered in blood>>65141oddly sexy
>>65140That's what the ultimate weapon is for! :D
>>65141I'd let her calibrate my gallows if you know what i mean.
>>65104Some people don't like it when other people mess with their stuff, I try to ask at the very least before posting something as long as I can find a way to do so.
>>65151I'd let her interrogate me and slap me around, if you know what I mean.
>>65174I'd have rampant interracial lesbian human-on-troll action with her, if you catch my drift.
>>65190I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. Perhaps you could describe it in greater detail so that I might better grasp this concept.
>>65141Holy shit suddenly I don't feel completely sad at andrei leaving usstill sad, but not AS sadGC is the hottest troll
>>65141>>65193Man, more artists are flockin to this thread, now i can die in peace. i have no regrets :´D
Okay I just wanted to know if this kind of thing wasn't really wanted or was overplayed or something. If you're interested then that's ok. I needed some way to vent my enthusiasm, and this was kind of enough of an emotionally testing exercise to help with that. But I still wanted to do it of course. I hope you like it.http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=3sNeTALg
>>65200 I am in full support of more stuff like this! I am something of a sucker for the more romantic end of porn.>>65141Also this!
>>65200Yeah, this looks like the beginning of something really excellent, if you will. Keep it up!
I'm glad you like it. It's shorter than I thought it would be initially but I didn't want it to drag on. It was draining enough as it is and the chatlog style isn't perfect for an extended story. I wanted it to feel authentic, for myself more than anything. I have an idea for a similar Jade x Dave short so I may try that later.
>>65196OH FUCK NO.YOU STILL HAVE TO DRAW THAT ROSALINA THING that I asked you very nicely to do. YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE, YOU SON OF A BITCH.LIVE!LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVE!
>>65216Estimation on time?
>>65200Yes, please!
>>65200Damn, called my bluff. Any ideas for how I could go about doing a GCxJohn story?
>>65241what, you didn't think I would do it? I'm not sure how to feel about that.
>>65242You're the first person to write Homestuck pornfic, so my mind did not seem to believe such a thing could exist. But now it does, and my entire world has changed.
>>65241It's GC.What, you expect her to NOT be on top, ifyouknowwhatimean?
oh god, i love gc more and more
>>65245That's the thing, there are just so many ways for her to top. Like, on one extreme she could be "apologizing" to John, all nice like but still in control. At the opposite end she can just tie up Karkat and step on his crotch.
Obviously she needs to "roleplay" with some of the other characters.
>>65248she doesn't stop until she smells tears.
>>65249And all that does is excite her into continuing until she smells blood.
>>65252Terezi restrained herself from going any further in her interrogation. The salty scent of the Senator's tears had gotten her very excited, but to follow her instincts in that regard would be considered most unbecoming behavior, even in an Alternian court.
>>65200Lovely, buuut - for a goofy and inexperienced dude, John really got into it fast, Jade should probably coax, and coach, him along more.
Terezi can prosecute my ass any day
>>65256You mean Rose, the blonde one who's into monsters. Jade isn't on deck yet; she's the black-haired one with buckteeth and weird interests.The writer said he didn't like the authentic pesterlog format which is probably why it wrapped up quickly. Maybe someone more accustomed to writing that way can give us the drama as it unfolds over several late nights...
>>65247I wouldn't mind a controlling thing between GC and John.
>>65261>You mean Rosewhoops, yeahjade would probably be even more clueless and/or weird than john
>>65261nrgh. don't tempt me man.
>>65265The forums have decided that Jade would be a total perv by normal standards, since she wouldn't have a lot of regular people hangups.
>>60258hot. can anon please have more adiostoreador? text or art, either's sweet
>>65241That wouldn't be too difficult, I don't think. The conversation can start naturally, John being naturally curious about troll biology. GC will mock him, tell him he's foolish for not knowing this sort of thing, then wonder what his anatomy looks like. Bow chika wow wow off go the clothes.
>>65279and surprise, they're totally compatible for each other. Who'da thunk?
Wow, recent pages have given me an idea i don't even want to type and don't want it in my head.Terezi fucking a hanged corpse.
>>65280probably not ever but porn, like time travel, should never be overthought
>>65281she'd probably whip it to a froth firstshe seems to be quite handy with those ropes...
>>65281How'd you think those Scalemates got all ripped up?
>>65256My thought was that John already knew about this stuff but he wasn't sure if he should get into it until Rose basically pulled him in.And in the Jade x Dave one Jade is going to be the aggressor. Shit will be pretty funny.
>>65285>Jade is going to be the aggressorhttp://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729Lookin' forward to it writer anon.
I had another idea I didn't like but found a way to make it less horrible to me.Jade laying on the ground naked and crying, covered in cuts and bruises and scrapes, cum all over her and dripping out of her and basically looking like she's been brutally raped. Then below this picture or to the side of it we see an unraped jade looking at her computer screen in horror and says "why would you draw something like that!?"This works especially well if one of the future trolls turns out to be a good artist as well as a huge asshole.
>>65287So it's like how people have someone taunting Jade with her dream-self's death, except with rape. Maybe Jackspers raped her.
>>65289Two words.Black inches.
>>65287And if there's still room in the picture for another panal, not raped jade blushing, saying "um...do you think you could draw me some more?""with some manthrochaps this time?"
>>65279 That sounds interesting - I hope that will get considered!
finished the Dave x Jade log. I think I like this one better. I hope you like it.http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=dfe7VQLK
hahahaha oh wow
>>65301I think that one worked out better than the Rose/John one. Jade is surprisingly believable as the instigator and their typing styles and attitudes were consistent throughout.
>>65303she is hot, weird, and enjoys licking thingspossibilities: endless
>>65301Yeah, this one's a lot more in character. Also hot. More? :)
>>65281I... might just get to work on that.
>>65301perfect
>>65303It's kind of funny how I just did that one of her licking the computer screen. I have spooky powers.
>>65301This is pretty damn good. I too like an aggressive Jade.
>>65301Do I smell a plot unfolding?
>>65301Tee heeThat was adorable :D
>>65281Fuck man, I started writing this. I'm too longwinded though, I feel like Rose. :(
>>65301Way awesome.
THE GIRL WITHOUT FEAR
>>65337TH3 TROLL W1THOUT F34R
>>65337 and >>65281 give Terezi fucking a bunch of hanged imps
>>65342they're red imps, they must be delicious to her
Terezi roleplays with catgirls on the internet.Hell yes.
>>65344Finally.
I'm really glad you all like it. Writing this stuff is like a cathartic exercise for me. It's something in me that I have to get out and commit to paper in a personally satisfactory way. Because strangely enough I only want to write erotica for something I like so much that I feel weird about it, but I want to write it because I like it so much. Weird.Anyway I really dig the compliments because I never really feel as though my writing is all that special even though it's really the only talent I have.Andrei's art was an inspiration for it since it helps me see the characters in a different light and generates ideas. Speaking of which, considering by the time he gets back the remaining 4 female trolls will be revealed, he's going to have his work cut out for him.
>>65350I know exactly what you mean. I'm the freak who started writing Terezi x hanged person and it's like... I wanna write smut, but I feel so weird doing it to Homestuck because I fucking love it so much.
>>65344yay WV! you get yourself some gleaming white carapace
>>65053Wow, John, I didn't think you were like that :3
>>65351The only thing to do is to make the best damn Homestuck porn you can, so hot, well-written and true to the source material that even Marelo would let you post it to the forums.
>>65354Didn't he retire? And a damn good thing too, because holy shit he's uptight. And this is coming from someone who doesn't care for shota/loli.Thanks for the encouragement. :3 I'm actually having a lot of fun writing her, I just know I'm gonna have to take some weird artistic discretions because god knows how trolls actually multiply.
Fuck i wish my2k did porn. Her art style is delicious.
>>65359Hell, if we're wishing, then I wish Lexxy did Homestuck porn. Might as well shoot for the stars right?
>>65362Fuck, lets just have Andrew Hussie himself. veer his comic off the rails and straight into filthy smut all the time.
>>65359sup goon
>>65363Hussie can write it, but Lexxy should still do the art. I mean look at this.
>>65378It'd look stunning, but we'd be waiting forever for updates and I can barely stand it as it is.Besides, Hussie CAN draw like a motherfucker. He kept Homestuck simple so he can crank it out like he does.
>>65378http://twitter.com/andrewhussie/status/12608759977
>>65392Oh fuck.So... what in this thread is lexys?I dont know her style all that well...
>>65378Only this is lexys. She dosn't do porn, just sexy fully clothed young girls.
>>65418ok so gamzee's spunk has miraculous healing properties. fantastic.
>>65419fucking troll cum, how does it work
>>65411nice. does anyone have any more atXdave? doesn't have to be porn, can be romart
>>65423but /pco/ is for porn, maybe it would be best to go creep out people with it over in the regular homestuck thread
>>65423Best bet is to comb through the romart threads on the forums. Or maybe reread that one pesterlog a few times.
>>65425ahh okay, porn is totally fine but I figured I'd improve my chances
>>65141Oh my god. The world needs more troll porn.
where the fuck is the homestuck coq thread?
>>65448Don't know but it fucking needs one.I found this, is there anything for these two at all?
Yeah that new troll is gona get a whole bunch of porn of her.
>>65418it's a motherfuckin' miracle
>>65453I hope she and Terezi get along.
>>65452That's... really sweet and romantic, actually. I like it.
I know this might sound weird, but I feel unconfortable with MSPA porn, probably because it's so good, it shouldn't be disgraced by this.
>>65476I totally understand that this isn't everyone's cup of tea, but that's an odd thing to say in the MSPA porn thread.
>>65476I choose to take a more constructive approach to it, like >>65354. Since HS is so well-done, it's up to us to make porn that does it justice.
>>65453>>65464Idea from the main chat thread: floating dildos.
>>65481oh my god I said that in jestbut I won't stop you
>>65476Well... rule 34, guy. I'm sorry but if it's out there, someone's drawn a dick on it.Also considering the source material and the popularity of the comics, a lot of the porn for it is quite good.
>>65482Everything in this thead is in jest, at least a little bit.
>>65492I have to admit, I'm starting to really like seeing these two together.
>>65492bucktooth neck bites <3
>>65497Aww, now I want to see Jade to the same to Dave. Also>filial pailsI must be a sick bastard to see some porn potential in that.
>>65508wHAT, YOU DONT USE FILIAL PAILSwELL HOW DOES IT WORK THEN
>>65509oh dear, aT. you shouldn't be here.
fanart of one of the female trolls mutating into a bloated mother grub and being served full filial pails:3
>>65512I'd rather see, say, Karkat and Terezi supplying their material to a pail instead.
>>65512
Great to see support somewhere on John x Rose. It's a desert on that couple over in the mspa forum.
>>65519That's my favorite too.
>>65534F'real.
john and rose are only my 3rd favorite
>>65492this isn't that bad, except for what the fuck is going on with Rose's shoulder? It looks like she has some giant tumor on her neck.
>>65546IT'S NOT A TUMAH.But yeah, her legs are also quite stocky.
>>65546Looks like John's head to me :B
Fuck man I am way too obsessed with homestuck I think I need some real friends.Anyway I'm sort of planning to redo the Rose x John log a bit to make the sex part more in character. It's harder to do this with Rose than you would think since she doesn't emote in her writing. It'll be like she's writing a descriptive fic starring herself :3.You see I've found I'm somewhat addicted to people telling me i am good since it never ever ever happens anywhere else. Except for you spooge. You just creep me out.
>>65519at least yours exists somehow. I'm completely gay for aT x Jade
>>65550right on! the log sounded good, just kind of short considering it was rose describing things
>>65550She'd be quite wordy about describing what she's doing, maybe even to unnecessary levels. She might take up some of John's slack at first.
>>65551Man that would be the nicest pairing ever. So friendly.
>>65561I did a few scraps of them meeting, nothing worth posting, and they're just so gosh-darn cute.
>>65550Keep it up. Remember that Rose is transparently insincere and John Has Her Number. In other words, he might play along with her shit because he knows that's how she needs to do things, or alternatively shove her out of her comfort zone for the same reason.
>>65551It's out there. Just not porn.
>>65625Yeah :(
>>65625
>>65630GET THIS (wo?)MAN SOME INTERNETS
insectile alien bullcock
>>65633>(wo?)MANamong the homestuck porns community, a perfectly valid question
>>65630ahahaha those faces, it's like PBF
We now need porn of tA x tA.
>>65645ye2 thii2 ii2 plea2ing
i guess one of the tA's should be 63'd though
>>65648or, since he's bipolar, dom/sub
>>65652Blue tops.
or is dom, whatever
ac in a fursuit with a hole in it for yiffing.fuck that is a terrible idea. and so is this one.naked ac covered in blood eating a big freshly killed animal like she's a lion or something.
>>65661The second one! The second one!
>>65662yeah, girls covered in someone elses blood is sexy as hell.
>>65664Terezi should be on hand to help her clean up :3 she likes the taste of red stuff after all
Terezi and AC having sex on top of some freshly-killed animal's corpse.
>>65704shake that bear, ladies
>>65709cholerbear, even
>>65630dem hips
>>656255th panel face
Sorry no porn again, but incredibly hot. And requires for there to be more aC X gC
So - do we have any more TerezixJohn stuff?Come on - I can't be the only one who likes that, can I?
>>65819I believe it is one of the more popular "side" pairings. But, like every other pairing, there isn't that much porn of it.
It is one of the cruel parts of life that HS has so many great pairings/characters, so much good fanart, a lot of it romantic, and so very little porn. No one understands us ;_;andrei can't get back fast enough.
>>65837Oh really...?Haven't seen many pics of it at all, though...
>>65843
>>65847That one is all there is, I think. That is disgraceful. We must drop everything and focus our energies on making a large amount of JohnxTerezi porn.
>>65881yesssssmore exilesex
>>65882Sexiles
aww yeah
You know what we could always use more of? GCxACWe could also use some ACxGG, both in their fursuits.... Or maybe one big happy orgy with GCxACxGG
>>65901ahh, but canonically AC is the only one so far crazy enough to wear a fursuit. Not saying they can't get together and have some fun, though.
Seems like there's a whole lot of requesting and not much drawing.Revised John x Rose. Hope you like it. http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=vzUhWEJD
>>65918This is even better. The added detail really fits in well.It makes sense since suggesting is so much easier than drawing or writing. For example I just had an idea about Terezi putting Karkat on trial for dooming them all and then raping him while slowly tightening a noose around his neck... but to write this out or draw it? There's a lot more thought involved.
I don't really hang out much here so I don't know how you reference other posts and stuff. The John Rose pesterlog was really well done though.
>>65918True, canonically, but how much of this stuff is really canon? and i'd be drawing it if i could draw for shit.... :/
>>65919i'd rather be able to draw my thoughts honestly. this is like an alternate inferior way to getting them out so i just try to make it as good as possible.it's within my ability to write pretty much anything, but unless it clicks right in my mind it'll probably turn out shit. I don't feel like I have a good enough idea of the troll relationships and personalities to write much of anything involving them. Maybe we never will. Since there's so many of them, their character traits are somewhat less flexible as well. For example it would be difficult to write Karkat letting his guard down and have it be believable.So overall, the characters lend themselves better to pictures. Snapshots in time of isolated incidents where you can have pretty much anything without having to justify it. Technically I could just say "Terezi rapes Karkat" and that counts as writing, but it's pretty shit. Yet a picture of that exact scene would have a positive value. I could write a whole big long conversation as I have done, yet a play-by-play recreation of the evoked imagery done in pictures would be mind-blowing.So basically, when it comes to sexual stimulation, pictures have a greater inherent value than writing does. The only way to make writing superior in this regard is to simply go outside the bounds of what could reasonably recreated in images, i.e. write more than you could ever hope to draw. And I'm not about to write a whole romance novel here.
>>65923Compared to drawing, writing is easier to do, but harder to do well. Like playing the guitar vs. playing the piano.
further proof of aCxgGhttp://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002697
>>65924This is really an interesting thought for me, one that doesn't belong here. In the end the two art forms are really incomparable as their individual value is subjective. Still, there are slightly different rules in the highly physical world of sex.
>>65923I am probably the odd one out but I'd much rather read it than see it. There's no buildup in a single picture. I guess a really good artist can give a sense that there's a story behind it, what the characters are feeling, but it's harder than you'd think. Pinups and sex for sex's sake just don't do it for me. I like the justification part. It's the best part, really.Plus I like hearing people's interpretations.in b4 what are you doing on a porn board
>>65934please feel free to tell me i am awesome then. it makes it more worth it based on how much adulation i get.also that's a very womanly way of thinking.
>>65919Eh, you know, I try.
>>65936my fucking eyes
Why does everyone just seem to assume that a troll's genitals look like a human's? It's (probably) not something that will ever come up within the story, so we're free to speculate all we want without fear of contradiction. This is an untouched goldmine of fap fodder and nightmare fuel alike, people!
>>65938because this is not /dco/
>>65938Because, despite all the weirdo language they use to describe their biology, they resemble humans with grey skin and horns. This is further corroborated by Karkat's movie posters.As you can see from, I don't know, furries and Avatar, we still prefer our alien creatures to be fairly humanoid.
>>65918I just really wanna thank you for taking another crack at it. That was the most perfect mix of Rose/John typing styles and how you got it to work is beyond me.
>>65938GG: oh nooooooo
>>65938I wouldn't know what to feel about spiky insect-like proboscis penises, that is why.
obviously they have candy corn genitals
>>65948that implies their genitals are made out of the same stuff as their horns.uh.
has there been a feminine equivalent of "bone bulge" mentioned in any of the chatlogs or is bone bulge universal because it refers to their horns
>>65957I'm pretty sure that's some kind of euphemism for whatever the guys are packing, because why would CG want a candlelight hate date on his head
>>65935hey, uh,you got a favorite pairing?I quite enjoyed those chat logs.
>>65935Its good work. Are you planning on doing more?
>>65963I guess I like John and Rose the best since their relationship feels sincere and is also adorable.>>65974If I feel the need to, but I don't have any thoughts right now. It's entirely possible that might change though. Good art helps inspire me. But I guess it also comes down to what I feel comfortable and competent writing. I don't even want to try writing for AC for example.>>65943Ego-penis status: Size of the fucking earth. Really I appreciate all the questions and kind words since getting people saying like "hey this thing that you do is better than other people do it" is like completely foreign to me and makes me go like "haha what" and then I feel good.
>>65938aw yeahhhhhhh
>>66003and for the ladiez(i imagine it would be very hard to shoot eggs into a bucket with a regular cooter)
>>66005420 lay a thousand eggs made from incestuous troll dna slurry every day
>>65936just now noticed candy corn nipples
>>66005They contribute "genetic material". Maybe only the Mother Grub has eggs, and female trolls just supply something in fluid form.'cause squirting is fun to draw/write/think about.
bimp, crosspost from /coq/
>>66208I have to admit I'm starting to like Sollux's weird fanon double tongue.
>>66210If Andrew can cripple aT, he can give tA two tongues.
/r/ing pic of Tarvos and Terezi engaging in various forms of MORE EXTREME ROLEPLAYING, if you know what I mean.
>>66233Before the accident, after, or... during?
Okay I'm going to post with this name now.But more importantly, out of fucking nowhere: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=yMzUnQN4Karkat x Terezi. This one is pretty crazy and silly. It just came to me.
>>66245oh fuck that's some good characterizationbest karkat ever y/y
>>66245GC: 1 H4V3 D3F34T3D YOU UTT3RLY >:]GC: ...GC: YOUR3 ST1LL TH3R3 4R3NT YOU K4RK4TCG: NO.CG: FUCK.favorite part. Bust out laughing but the 'secretly fapping to your conversation' thing is also my fetish. So bonus points. I really should get on that eBtT.
>>66245Don't ever stop doing these holy shit.
I have been hooked up with, as far as what I could tell, is MSPA Porn Central. The kink meme was really just a handful of friends that wanted to do their own thing terrified of anybody else finding out and DRAMA (darn teenagers), paheal is, well we've all seen that before.But a place to post fiction, should I be inclined to write it. Fuck yeah!It was getting to the point where I was considering re-starting a proper kink meme of my own, whilst simultaneously trying to figure out the right way to advertise it to the forums to let the romarts and secret and not-so-secret perverts over there know.Thanks anons. Especially you, pesterlog writing guy. It's good to know the off-site MSPA communities can be classy too.
this is me reading these commentsunng fuck yeah bro thats the good shit
>>66255welcome! i assume you mean this place anyway... too bad some jerk chased off eyes5, it would've been a coup to get her here.
>>66256
>>66245Ok, now THAT was a really good one!
>>66271why is rose so old?
>>66271Greatness. Never stop posting bope.>>66277I think that's just an extra line giving that impression. you're also free to pretend it's /ss/.
>>66258>some jerk chased off eyes5She actually made a post? I'd gotten the impression from her fora comments that she took a look at the place and decided that *channer attitudes weren't her style.Scuttlebutt is that she's gonna start up a sort of private mailing list for her more esoteric stuff anyways. So you won't get to request stuff, but if and when she draws it, y'all get to see it. This anon will be on that list, for sure.
>>66288Some jackass who probably isn't even a regular poster in our /co/ thread came in and said that Eyes5 is everything wrong with the forum/this fandom in general and the rest of us are idiots for wanting her to come to +4chan and fuck everything up. Just in time for her to come in and see it. I really can't blame her for not wanting to come here with an introduction like that.Her work isn't really my cup of tea but I like her as a person, and I know most of you would have welcomed her with open arms.So I'm still pretty sour about what happened. But that's the end of that discussion, let's get back to naked people.
Had the time to read more. That Jade/Dave pesterlog was adorable as all hell with a hilarious ending. The Karkat/Terezi one was hysterical.>>66304Shit, that's awful timing. I agree, back to nakeds.Anons, give me a fic request. I make no promises of skill, quality, or speed. But I'll give it a shot.
>>66306aT needing help in the bath from someone. His lusus used to help him but oh no they're not here anymore. He's got his hormones under control until the other party starts losing control of theirs.
>>66307Oh man, definitely going to do this. Obviously, he asks Terezi because he thinks, she's blind, won't see anything, I don't hafta be embarassed.Ahaha how wrong you are Tavros.On it.
I like the idea of a Terezi and AC typefucking log, but I don't like my chances of nailing down either one of their styles.
>>66308Argh indecisive. If I wrote it gay I'd do tC.
>>66308YESSSSSS
>>66313Stick with Terezi. She's a crowd-pleaser.H3H3H3
>>66317Terezi... or Gamzee... Terezi... or Gamzee...
>>66313do that. dothatdothatdothat.There's lots of Terezi here already.
>>66306Wait wait wait, there was a Dave/Jade pesterlog? Where?
>>65301>>66325Here.Anyways. I thought I'd be able to put out the smut tonight, but FFFFF I have to be up in six hours and I need my sleep. Except Tavros being hilariously awkward sometime in the next twenty-four hours. I will scribble at it today at work. Maybe do het and gay versions to make up for late.
>>66336even better ilu
>>66308Oh god, this is my fetiiiiisssshh.Or at least that scenario is extremely hot and I love every possibility of it. Specifically the part where Terezi takes advantage of him by pinning his horns to the ground with her hands and just goes to TOWN.
>>66271pretty good man. (I erased some of the neck lines on rose when I saved it just to be as offensive as possible).My penis aches for more HS ero though so this is very much appreciateddd. It might surprise you to know I don't get off on writing, particularly my own, as much as you might think. I do it for my bros.Sometimes I wonder if what I do is wrong. But eventually I realize that I don't give a shit.
>>66361Does anybody get off to things that they draw/write themselves? That strikes me a weird thought.I'm a secret narcissist so sometimes I'll stare at my own drawings and be like, oh yeah this is so good, look at that hand, that is a great hand I am so awesome. But that's where it ends. Then again I don't actually get off to anything. I'm only here for the lulz you bring with those pesterlogs of yours.
boper if you're reading you should make some Snowmans for this thread! I really like the way you draw her.
>>66392I've written some smut and I'm like you there. I like what I've done, but I don't really get off to it.
>>66392I do, usually. I mean, I don't fap to it because I rarely fap at all (oh, female hormones). But I'm definitely drawing it for myself when I do.
>>66410>rarely fap at all >(oh, female hormones)>blaming this on female hormones instead of being a fucked up mutant?????? female hormones dont make you not want to jill off. you should see a doctor about your weird-ass libido
>>66414Not really, there seems to be a lot more variance of hornyness and tendency to masturbate between different woman then amongst guys. She's just one of dem ladies that don't do it much.
>>66414It's a lot more common than you'd think actually. Doesn't mean there's anything physically wrong with you. I've tried it and thought it was boring doing it by myself so I just don't bother anymore.
>>66474I'd agree that 'with someone else' is a lot more interesting and worthwhile than 'by myself,' but I'm a moderately horny and kinky fucker, so I'll take what I can get.But, yeah. It varies. Ladies face more social pressure not to act horny to do stuff like jill off, also. Or they channel it into harlequin romance novels and slash fanfiction instead or porn, etc.
"90% of men say they masturbate; the other 10% have no arms. 60% of women say they masturbate - the other 40% want you to believe it takes them that long to shower."
can we get back to homestuck porn please
>>66393>>66522
I'm loathe not to add anything here and moreso to bring up such a toxic area of discussion but part of me is curious/worried at a perceived lack of HS ero.I mean there are a lot of fan artists for Homestuck. There's a lot of romantic art too. But actual erotica drops off sharply. I can understand if certain artists simply have no interest in that side of things, but when I see some other non-porn stuff that some people do, it makes me wonder if they would actually be interested in erotica. Which in turn makes me wonder, do they avoid it on purpose because there is such a stigma towards sex (especially with the ages of Homestuck's characters) that they are afraid to be linked in any way to risque drawings of young characters?I really wish the two distinct concepts of what is real and what is imaginary could be extricated from one another but with society's fearful attitude toward sex it seems like things have only been getting worse for artists. It's not like I'm asking people to do it if they're not comfortable or to be totally open about it. Just, I wish I could say to them "You're not wrong. Somewhere, there is a place where your work will be appreciated and no one else has to know. No matter what."Please don't reply to this unless you really feel you have something to add. If you want to address me specifically you can contact me on AIM as Sidetracked072. I feel bad enough already for a compulsion to post it. Having the thread veer off into a debate would make me really upset.
>>66414Calm down, dude. Just cause you have to fap three times a day doesn't mean I'm a freaky mutant. |:1>>66522Yeah, actually. This thread lacks content.
>>66527Ten thumbs up.
>>66536I'll be the first to admit that mangay makes me uncomfortable.
>>66527This is great. Snowman's the one who got the HS porn train rolling. She should get more love.>>66537Sorry, that was impolite of me. Here, I spoilered it. Is there an absolute ban on the gayu here in this thread?
>>66538You don't have to do that on account of me im just sayin. I'm not going to hit you or anything it's just when I look at it im like "naw dog naw"
>>66539Yeah, if it were just you it wouldn't be a big deal but if everyone was like "hey, we have /coq/ for that" I would like to know.
>>66540I personally have no problem with coq crossovers because it's HS porn, and this is an HS porn thread.Also that picture is so fucking hot it deserves to be crossposted. Fuck. Tavros' face in either panel.
>>66537The only thing about it I don't care for is that they look pretty youngbut I really like the mangay, so I guess ymmv
>>66527She's no man all right! :O~~~~~
>>66541The artist said she might do GC/AC next... I mean, she already has, just not in pee-ko fashion.
>>66545Delightful. Let's get that here post-haste :D
>>66545Said artist here. I'm bored out of my skull and need something to draw so uh... request if you want.
>>66551Gamzee x Karkat? fun in the sopor slime :3
>>66551lesbians. thousands of them.
>>66551I was kinda looking forward to GC/AC! I'm sure I'm not the only one who wanted to see that comic continued...
>>66554there was a comic?...post plz
>>66555here >>65806
>>66552Yeah. This coulda been better. But I can't do the randomized globs of sticky shit thing very well, so I'm gonna work on that.Guess I'll do gC/aC next.
>>66567(lazy art was lazy)
>>66567sexy art is SEXY. UNFFFF THANK YOU KATIE
>>66567Requestfag here, impressed at your speed. You are so awesome, Katie. Seriously.
>>66567Oh MAN. This is amazing, I really hope you keep doing these things when you can. Argh~
>>66567On top of praise already given, I appreciate how Karkat's expression is so in character.
Er, uh... update.guess that means no more tavros porn
So in light of today's update.Tavros mechadick?
>>66573We shall overcome
>>66574Is the creepy, unsettling centaursTesticle creepy and unsettling enough to take care of that for him?
>>66578He sat and calmly watched a girl hack a paraplegic in half.He's capable of robodicks.
Girls are a lot more fun to draw, tbh.
>>66574I want to see this but am slightly too disconcerted to do it myself.Also thanks for the support, guys.
>>66587They're pretty easy on the eyes, too!
>>66587This is where I'd put a hundred thumbs-up and green heart emotes if I were on the forum, which thankfully, I'm not.
/r/ pesterlog of GC/AC creepy furry yiff roleplay where AC eats out GC's pussy and ass at the same time with her two mouths.
>>66587yessssssto all
>>66587You draw GIRLS too? Not just mangay? WOO! My night is going awesome.
>>66593>implying dragons don't have cloacaeJust in case you didn't know: the cloaca is an orifice found on birds and reptiles that, to be blunt, serves as both a vagina and an anus.
>>66596>implying dragons are real and have defined factual traits instead of being mythological creatures and implying that it would matter anyway because not only are they not real but they are roleplaying and one of them is a cat with two mouths so 'factual' anatomy doesnt come into place at allholy pedantic shit dude, what is your problem.
>>66587Don't stop.
>>66597Having a sense of humor, I guess. That and enjoying biology jokes.
>>66596 So she gets DP with only one dick? Dude.
I'm new to MSPaint adventures, so forgive my naivete.Do the trolls(?) have sexually dimorphic horns? Like a goat or Ibex? Or is more like a bull?
>>66605I'm pretty sure the horns don't signify anything other than they're trolls. It seems like both the males and females have horns, and that the sex doesn't determine size or shape. Look at AA and CG.
>>66605Horn appearance is unique to the individual, at least as far as these characters are concerned. The biggest horns and the smallest horns are both exhibited by males (Tavros and Karkat respectively), so size and gender do not appear to be related.
>>66587>>66567>>66538This are pretty nice miss Katie.Keep it with the awesome work!
>>66607The horns usually are less about gender and more for symbolizing what star sign the trolls identify with. Cancer's troll has nubby horns that kind of look like the sign itself, Taurus has big honkin' bull horns, Aries has horns that sort of curl like a ram's, etc.
>>66587I do not have enough words in my vocabulary to describe how awesome this is and I like to think my vocabulary is fairly extensive.
>>66595Gonna be totally honest, I lean a little toward lesbian, myself, but have a fascination with men. Strange. But that's how I roll. Plus, Tavros and Gamzee are my favorite trolls, so I just like to draw them.Anyway, taking requests. It can be as specific or vague as you want.
>>66613Tavros and Gamzee just got a lot more relevant. Also I love them so you can pretty much go nuts with those two all day and I'll be happy.
>>66613Need something featuring GA and/or AA. They haven't been seen at all in this thread yet.
Since the exact nature of the robopants isn't specified, you could pretend it was just his legs that are gone and his torso is still intact, the "pants" elements extending up to his waist for modesty and to hold him in firmly. So he's more of an amputee sitting in a device than a full on cyborg.Also it's a bad idea to cut half your torso off man, you got organs and shit in there!itt rationalizing pornography featuring adolescent horned alien paraplegics
>>66616Yeah, but I totally agree. Can't just lop off a dude's wingwong.
Katie I really love your artstyle.
I can't believe this thread has gone on so long without the star of Ms. Paint Adventures.FOR SHAME.
>>66527this is so hot
>>66623This is good.
>>66616I'm not... sure how I'd go about this. I can visualize the robopants, but how would I draw it in any way that could be considered interesting? If they're meant to go up to his waist and hold him in, I don't imagine they fold away like normal pants. I could draw him sitting next to the pants and like...Ugh no god. Amputee porn.
Oh man I feel like a hobo walking between skyscrapers in this thread. i JUST DO not BELIEVE what i saw, what KIND OF skills even are those.So good man. All of it.
>>66641>Amputee pornseems like Morbi has dibs on that...
>>66643hahaha what
>>66641Y'know, I think his pants are just a lot like Cyborg from Teen Titans or something. Pretty sure the aesthetic is there as pants but they probably don't fold away to reveal some robo legs under the robo pants. That'd be odd.AsAlso, glad to see we both lean in the same direction. That having been said, I'd still probably like to see something with Sollux (tA) and Terezi. Or hell, just more Terezi.(But no one has done Sollux or apocalypseArisen yet, so...)
>>66672oh, guess not. amputee homestuck porn is still up for grabs everyone!
>>66538This and last night's update inspired me :)http://pastebin.com/zW3XHsKq
>>66684wow, what if this is what "rap-off" really means?
>>66681you mean like the animated one on /coq/?
>>66684"My bAlLoOn aNiMaL"I may have injured myself by laughing at this point.champion fic writer right here folks
>>66684Okay, that was the best thing I got to see all day. And it was insanely in-character. Fffffff <3Maybe wheelchair-riding porn is in order.
>>66688>>66691Thanks guys, that was probably the easiest thing I've ever written. :D It took me maybe an hour, counting trips to http://miff.furopolis.org/trollme/ and a lunch break.Also oh shit, Katie is gonna do art inspired by my cyber log inspired by her art. Is this what they meant by recursive moebius reacharound?
>>66684brollerderby. fuck.
>>66696>troll text translatorb-but that's cheating!And fanwork of a fanwork isn't too uncommon. I'd start worrying once you get to the third level, like a fanart of a fanfic of a fanart - that's when it starts getting dangerous.
>>66696You're god damn right it is.
>>66711I was going to go all-out and make this nice and shiny but once I started to get up to 3 hours on one drawing (and two aching elbows from leaning on this fucking desk) I called it a day.
>>66684Brollerderby made me grin.I fucking lost it, headdesk with a side of tears of laughter at 'my balloon animal.'
>>66696That was fucking awesome, I and usually dislike these RP cybering things.>>66711And this is utterly amazing as well. Great companion piece. AlL Up lIkE WoRkIn sO WeLl tOgEtHeR AnD ShIt. iT's bEaUtIfUl aS TiTs.>>66716Fucking LIKEWISE. OH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD.
>>66711Holy shit, you're anazing! Let's never stop inspiring each other's porn. I.... dude, that kiss owns.
so how does it feel to have created the sexiest thing ever to involve a juggalo?i'm not even going to check, i'm pretty sure this is tops.
>>66723There's nothing else. I'm sure about that. Except maybe, arguably, the clown-porn by Boogle.That having been said, there's a serious point to be made here.When I found out about Gamzee being a Troll Juggalo, I didn't think I could hate a character more. Or more irrationally, I'll admit. But still, it was just stupid and baseless. And yet, by the combined powers of Shr00m and Katie, I think I actually like Gamzee a lot more than I did. Keep being awesome.
>>66729Basically, Gamzee is awesome in spite of being a juggalo. But we've all got obnoxious personality quirks to overcome, don't we?
>>66723Ffff hahaha, you're probably right, and I'm not saying that to pat my own ass. ...Just... juggalos. *facepalm.jpg*>>66729I felt an immediate kinship with Gamzee, but that's probably because I'm a Capricorn and I was anticipating the release of the Capricorn troll for months and there was nothing about him that could possibly disappoint me. I'm weird like that.But the fact that he's so airy like a stoner and also incredibly nice for a troll made me love him instantly. Tavros was my favorite until Gamzee showed up, and yadda yadda I fuckin love these guys.
>>66780I'm a Sagittarius, and, uh... I don't think I'll be feeling much kinship with my troll.>>66672so Morbi, when you gonna post something here?
>>66785Ah, sorry, for the time being I'm just a lurker who couldn't help but react upon seeing their name pop up.
>>66789Ahh, that's okay. The naked AC in the other thread is more than we could ever ask for, anyway.it's not actually porn sorry to get your hopes up
I crave fanfiction. Hnnnghh I am a shitty writer someone please write something. ; m;
Morbi is a cocktease. All this amazing hot art everywhere but oh noo i could never draw porn.For real though I don't care just never stop. In reality I don't think with my dick as much as I might make it seem but come on man this is a porn thread. Even the amount of girls in here makes me go "wut".
>>66794It's a matter of personal preference. We can't really force someone to like this stuff if they don't already. Not that it isn't a shame, but there's not much we can say or do.
>>66795Yes I know I do not want to push anyone towards something they are not comfortable with and risk losing them altogether. It's just plain rude too.It's better that no one listen to anything I have to say ever. I never know how to behave around people. Fuck, now I regret coming off as so crass everywhere else. Truly I have nothing but respect and admiration for the artists here and I guess I'm just trying to be everyone's friend at once but then I fall over and my foot lands in my mouth.Oh look at that another post adding nothing. Brb killing self.
I can't wait for the return of Andrei from his vacations.I know he will be happy to watch this thread again. And do more awesome stuff of course.
>>66796God quite whining before i smack you with my dick.And then gently rub it along your lips and make you call me dave.Your names john now btw.
now that you've brought that upwe need more John/Dave goddammit.
I'd love to see some Dave/Jade personally.
>>66810Yeah, I don't think I've seen it drawn yet, and we have that chatlog as inspiration.I don't have a problem with /coq/ material in this thread (au contraire), but let's keep hetero/lesbian the default for now if only to keep the boundaries between the boards from collapsing in a pile of nudity and confusion.
>>66811The fandom is...how should I put this. Very teenaged girl. At least the artists. "Crack" pairings and flavor of the month slash get more attention than anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Just, y'know, I really don't give a fuck about the felt and would rather see more art about the main characters interacting.
>>66812I don't like felt porn much either, but I like the trolls a lot. I'm kind of glad for flavor of the month right now. :)But yeah this crack pairing shit, I dunno.
Fuck guys, we're autosaging. New thread soon?
>>66823Let's wait until this one drops off page 1.
"Yeah we should probably keep hetero/lesbian only in this thread">thread gets no more replies ever"Well goddamnit"Damn WOMEN
>>66812I couldn't agree more about the felt. In fact, I rather dislike pretty much anything pertaining to the intermission.
>>66837what about Snowman? She's cool...
>>66837Fistbump. No, you don't get to get out of it. I just made that shit happen.I liked the intermission itself, but right after that is when I started lurking the forums, and that's about the time everyone was making up these complicated felt/mc relationship polygons that felt completely wrong.The Felt/MC just walked around and did things to other things and weird time shit happened so that the characters would interact in different ways. Mostly by killing. At least the humans and trolls are friends, even hatefriends, there's motivation and personality behind the things they say and do to each other.ib no one cares. I don't judge people for liking Felt, I just don't understand why there's a huge movement for romance and porn of them.
>>66838Snowman is pretty cool, she's just not developed enough for me to really have any attachment to her. Same with Spades Slick, etc.>>66840THIS. I can't understand it either.
>>66840Maybe because they're all legal? Personally that takes all the fun out of it.
>>66840Maybe because they're unique interesting characters, but are a sort of blank slate. They're given some powers, personality traits, interests, relationships, but never enough to be fully formed characters (apart from SS maybe) and thus the fans are able to work with them more, rather than 13 year old kids and aliens.
>>66840dude that whole fucking arc was the most annoying thing ever, nothing in it was interesting to me at alli don't hate the felt because people can draw whatever, but i put homestuck away until it was over
>>66854I dunno, I think that intermission is pretty important as regards establishing Jack Noir/Spades Slick vis-a-vis personality, and the other three would have almost no characterization without it.I suppose that wouldn't make it any more enjoyable, though.
>>66848There's less to work with. The intermission characters are all very vague (except Spades--he's not vague only because he is an alternate universe Jack Noir and oh look there's absolutely nothing for him), so I guess it means it's easier because you don't need to think at all. Is it in character? No one knows! That means you can do anything you want with them! They're like those poseable action figures your cousin had when you were kids, and you didn't know who the fuck they were so you could make them ride Barbie convertibles and have tea parties with Beanie Babies and it seemed totally right to you. Then ten years later, you suddenly realise you put Aquaman in a dress and married him off to Venom when you were five. I lost the metaphor somewhere. Oh well.The point is there's so much Felt slash is because these people are lazy. They chose the characters with the least development (and the smallest chance of getting more) because they don't want to deal with characterization issues.
>>66810Sorry its just a joke and not porn
>>66862that's fine, as long as it stops people from arguing about felt :P
>>66854Annnnd gonna agree with this too. When the intermission started, I was like "what the fuck is this bullshit?? I want my Homestuck god damn it" to be utterly honest.>>66861This sums up the fanart/fics pretty nicely. I don't think it always has to do with laziness, but maybe these people are eager to give characters they think are interesting some sort of background since they lack one? I dunno.
i herd u liek troalboobz.
>>66862Ohh, Jade knows what she's doing there... she knows.
We're about to fall off the front page, someone get to work saveing all this art so the first half of the next thread can have a nice big wall of art before the inevtiable wall of words.
>>66876 nom nom nom
>>66881way ahead of you there
>>66876there's nothing here I don't likehaha tavros and his dorky swimsuit
>>66862 Lol at Dave trying to hide his boner.
>>66876u herd rite