“Dead? The Comedian? Wow... that... jeez, really? That’s hard too imagine...”
“Beaten to death in her penthouse. Tossed out the window. Big fall. Very messy.”
The image of an old bird like the Comedian turned sidewalk pizza made my stomach turned. Never did like the nasty stuff, always left that for Rorschach, she loved it. “Shit... that’s horrible. Who do you think did it? A mugger?”
“A common mugger kill the Comedian? Impossible. Most likely mask killer.”
“Mask killer? Oh common, don’t be paranoid. She did a lot of wet work for the government, maybe it was a political thing?”
“Assassination by communists? Probable. Still, worried about you. If it is mask killer, you might be next. Afraid I’d never see you again.”
That caught me more off guard than the news about the Comedian. “Hey... I know we used to be partners but I thought you preferred the loner life. That I was just... you know, slowing you down.”

My heart’s beating faster, I think my face is flushing. Damn, I always had these moments back when we were Watchmen but I had a mask to hide behind. It must look really obvious to her now, I’m so embarrassed. “You did. I didn’t mind. You’re a good friend, Danielle. Good partner. You’re still as cute, too.”
“What? No, please, look at me. I’m a decade older and thirty pounds heavier.”
“Always your problem Danielle. Always worried about appearance.” She never did like to beat around the bush. My gaze averts downward, what she said made me feel so shallow. I didn’t see her approach me, surprised me when she cradled my doughy chin between her gloved fingers and pressed her lips to my own. I would lie if I said I never wished for something like this to happen between me and Rorschach but the overpowering smell of cold beans on her breath nearly kills the mood. “Not like me, I know. But worried this might be our last night together. Mask killer might target you next. Want to show you how much I always treasured our friendship.”

This is all so confusing. I always thought she was some kind of extreme right wing enforcer and now she’s... she’s coming on to me. I pull myself away from her, my head’s swimming. “No... this doesn’t... I mean I don’t...”
She laughs as she warps her arms around me from behind. “Same Danielle. As always, needing me to make the first move.”
From behind, she starts to undress me. I should be stopping her but if she really believes there’s someone out there trying to kill us... maybe it’ll help her calm down, maybe even listen to reason. Slowly, I begin undressing myself, carelessly letting my coat and blouse drop to the floor. I can’t help but let my eyes wander south, staring at the fold of flesh protruding out from my mid-section. A gloved hand slips around my waist and gives my fat a firm but gently squeeze. Embarrassed, I try to pull away. “No...”

“No shame, Danielle. Always valued your mind more anyway. Besides, fun to play with.” She laughs again as she shakes my body fat in her hand. The other hand slips under my bra cup and fondles my breast, that rough glove rasping against my nipple makes me gasp out a breath. She starts guiding me down to the floor and I have no will to do anything more than comply. The hand on my stomach now slides into my panties and a finger, a cloth covered finger, runs along the length of my slit. It’s been so long since I’ve been touched by anyone but myself that I shudder. “Hard gloves, soft body. Makes foreplay easier, doesn’t it?”
I feel a hot breath brush against my neck just before her wet tongue runs against my collar bone. It’s slimy, her spittle feels thick on my skin and my breathing begins to get labored. “Y..yes...”
Rorschach guides me down until I’m flat on my back. She slides down my bottom and exposes the orifice she was playing with not too long ago. I can’t see past the back part of her coat as it dangles between her legs but I can hear her spit. Can’t help but tense when I feel it splash against my lower lips. Of course, that was nothing compared to what she did next. Without warning, she slapped her glove hand right down on my cunt and forced a scream out of me. “Sensitive girl.” She lowers her head and laps her tongue against my clitoris the same way a kitten laps her milk from a bowl. This goes on for a full minute while I was powerless to do nothing more than squirm underneath her. She stops but only to slurp up the trail of pre-cum her teasing has aroused out of me. “Hurm, salty sweet.”

“Must... ah... be all that... sugar in... coffee...” Before I could get my bearings again, Rorschach had already shifted her position, now looking down at me face to... er... mask. I reach up, hoping I could peel it away to see her freckled face but she holds my hand steady. “Please...”
“No. Face stays on,” she tells me before guiding my hand behind her belt. I can feel the coarse, curly hairs of her womanhood twirl and grasp around my fingers as I slowly feel around for her entrance. She groans softly as I rub her and she in turns behinds to rub mine with that gloved hand of her’s. In tandem, we fondle one another, our breathing becomes heavy, her chest heaves under her thick coat, what little of her face that I can see becomes flushed. I can only imagine how I must look, I can feel beads of cold sweat forming quickly on my forehead, sliding down across my flesh. She merely pants but I moan and groan like some teenager giving it up for the first time. She’s good, she’s amazing and me? I can barely keep up for five minutes before jizzing out all over her hand and onto my thighs. Slowly, she removes her sticky fingers from my person and pulls my hand off from her’s as I weakly pant in the afterglow. Callously, she cleans the mess off by wiping her hand against her coat and promptly stands up. “Same Danielle, same problem. No staying power.”
She walks for the door and I barely have enough composure to rise back to my feet. “No... please, don’t go. I don’t see you for so long and we share this amazing moment and... and you’re just going to leave?”

I spy her pocketing a handful of my sugar cubes before opening the door. “Mask killer still out there. Only came by to warn you. Make my peace with you. Maybe we could have had something special together but you quit. Leaving now. Going to see Dr. Manhattan. See what she knows.”
Her words cut deep, make me so mad I want to grab a knife and stab her! But I know better, she’d break my hand no problem just for principal if I did that. Also, as insensitive as she is, I still love her more than I should. “A... alright. But try to stay out of tro... out of jail anyway.”
“Hurm, we’ll see.” And then, she was gone. Psychopath, vigilante, partner, friend, and for a few beautiful moments, lover. I really hope she doesn’t explode in the arctic or something.

thank you for your time.

>I really hope she doesn’t explode in the arctic or something.

Serious, serious, serious, then that. Dammit, I lol'd.

Girlshach and Lady Owl pr0nz is hawt.

>>jizzing out all over

...has Dr. Zer0 had sex with girls that do this? I'm a little alarmed.

>I can barely keep up for five minutes before jizzing out all over her hand and onto my thighs.
>before jizzing out all over her hand and onto my thighs.
>jizzing out all over her hand
>jizzing

Ummmm...What?

>>13361
Maybe etymology just isn't his strong suit?

alright, I'm back from vacation and ready to address the little problem of human biology everyone seems to be so hung up about; so I misworded it! Maybe you would prefer cream? The end result is a slight vaginal discharge caused by female orgasm. Also, that was fun writing it, you guys want anything else?

>>13914
i'd like to see more.

>>13984
more of this or more porn in general? Right now I'm doing Inque/Terry hate rape for /co/

>>14065
whatever you want to do.

>>14065
Could you post in in /pco/ when it's done?

Oh my god, somebody wrote lesbian porn based on my picture. I might die of awesome.

bump

>>14099
Well don't just stand there. Draw more!!!!!

>>14358
This

>>14437
third'd. If it'll motivate you, I'll write anything you want

>>14443
i like where this is going.

bump

Hey guys, got out some Watchmen 63 doodles at work today! Enjoy.

>>14728
I WANT TO HUG DANIELLE TO DEATH AHHH.

>>14728

I LOVE YOU FOREVER. DANIELLE'S D: FACE! Adrienne! Lauren stripping! This is priceless.

LOVE /FOREVER./

>>14733

Me too!

>>14728
Oh wow I love these. Give yourself a pat on the back, whoever you are.

[nitpick]"Adrian" can be a female name too, though, so there isn't really any need to change it.[/nitpick]

>>14741
I know some people who have a major obsession with the name "Adrienne" so it seemed like the thing to do. I didn't realize "Adrian" was unisex, though! The moar you know. (Seems obvious with hindsight, d'oh)

And thanks to all of you. I've been on cloud nine all week because of these threads. <3

>>14746
Hey, thank you man. Not just for the great art but... well ever since Kimfinity i thought I was some how cursed to chase away drawfags. Glad to see I'm not

>>14728
This page is both hilarious and delightful.

You are a wonderful person.

>>14728
business just picked up

>>14728

ohgodmayihaveyourbabiesplease.

>>14728

Love Larry's costume.

I need to stop drawing Girlschach without a suit/trenchcoat, but... I like drawing her boobs too much. D:

DAT ASS

>>15225

FFFFFFFFFF
TWILIGHT MAN

>>15224

I like the boobs too...

>>15225>>15224
cool shit bro

>>15226
>>15225
Win

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIT MAN.

The dyke in me just imploded from pure joy.

>>15226
I think his name would be Twilight Gentleman which mean he fucking needs a tophat.

>>15275
Oh god.

>>15277
PFFFAHA.

Your drawings win. Always. Forever.

LULZ

>>15225 Wait, wouldn't he be gay?

>>15225
hahahaha oh shit, the Twilight Gentleman

>>15277
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>15340
When I reverse the gender I tend to reverse the sexual orientation too. Of course in porn EVERYONE IS BISEXUAL™ so it doesn't really matter. Really, I was just trying to preserve the relationship between Nite Owl and Twilight Lady.

>>15346 Ah, so he'd still like girls? I get it.

>>15277
Fuck yes I love this! I think I <3 Owlgirl/Twilight Gentleman now.

>>15225

I'd hit it.

>>15224

i love your Danielle too much for words.

This thread is terrifying me, because two of my friends look exactly like you're drawing Danielle and Girlschach. And now I'll be unable to see them as anything but LESBIANS

>>15641
TAKE PICTURES

...I mean, er.

work doodle

NOW WITH HIGHLIGHTER

>>15689
poor Laurence?

>>15689

ffffffff--hahahahahahaahahah

Okay, I love Laurence.

>>15648
hurrhurr I really hope neither of them post on /pco/
Anyway, even their personalities match and it's scaring the fuck out of me right now. I mean, look at the facial expressions.

>>15735
You need to convince them to become lesbians.

>>15735
My Dark Work is almost complete.

>>15737
You've broken the laws of physics, my dear.
Have some moar real.

>>15739>>15735
someone needs to photoshop their outfits in.

I'd like to apologize to your friends.

>>15895
YES!!!

>>14728
<3 danielle.

Anyone want to attempt 63 Screaming Skull?

>>15895
As the original poster of that picture, I would like to say that I have never laughed more in my life. Also, I am now never going to be able to look them in the eyes again without giggling.

>>15689

I want Laurence as my own kept boy. He is as massively adorable as Adrienne is massively insufferable.

>>15895
Fukken lol'd.
Also, fap.

>>14728 Danielle has delicious lovehandles. I must eat her.

found on /co/. says it's just two lesbians. coincidence?

>>16011
FAP
It's totally them.

>>16011

Ronch ronch ronch?

>>16016

I loled. Also, girl Dan needs to be fatter but, yeah, it's so them it's almost wrong.

found this too.

>>16022
That was me :)

>>15735
>>15739
Ffffffffff

>>15735
>>15895
MY GOD
THEY'RE ALIIIIIVE

This is awesome.

>>15948

Seconded.

Wait, since this is the Rule 63-verse...

Did the Comedian rape Silk Spectre's dad?

>>16540
Yup. The Comedienne raped Sammy Jupiter.

>>16541

I would think Sammy would be just as traumatized-- but probably even more embarrassed. Being beat up by a hot, vicious chick? Who wanted to have sex with him? You can't really live that one down.

Also, who wants to bet that baby Laurence gets dropped off at Sammy's house one day by a government agent? Like,

"Sir? You Sammy Jupiter?"
"Yes, why?"
"This is yours."
"...That's a baby."
"Yes. Congratulations." *is gone*

>>16022
Man Danielle has a big rack! Pretty sure she could work Powergirl's O-window in her costume, I bet she would apprehend villains faster that way.

>>16555
Chubby chicks have AWESOME racks

>>16555
:3

>>16555

Oh man, totally. Like O for owl! And she'd feel really self-conscious about the window later on when she comes out of retirement. Things that seem like a great idea when you're twenty and perky... Also I wonder if Danielle would be comparing herself to Dr Manhattan, who has probably had big blue pornstar tits for the past like thirty years.

Also, have some Laurence, who probably likes breasts regardless of color.

>>16616
OH U

>>16616

LOL. I don't think that's what she meant...

>>16617
Hahahahaha seriously I LOVE Laurence.

>>16616
I love Rorschach's :3 face at the end.

>>16617
And I love Laurence's shiny bulge.

>>16616

I can think of several really good ways to fill that hole, DUR HUR HUR HUR. *is shot*

>>16616
So adorable and fucking loving that boob window.

Boob Window is now part of my personal canon.

Don't mind Sniktbub on the side there, I doodled these on a picture of him we were using for class.

I'm so lesbian for Danielle.

>>16974
She's the cutest thing on this board, hands down.

faaaaanart

>>17011
d'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw yay C:

>>17011
>>faaaaanart
I read that as "faaaaaart", which made for a whole different picture.

>>16617

>>who has probably had big blue pornstar tits for the past like thirty years

i need a new keyboard now. thanks a lot.