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R.I.P. Durp (Two-Week Special) (dies December 8)

I guess /durp/ was kind of an interesting experiment, but it's getting more and more obvious that the one-week limit hampers any real discussion; the high post counts of previous weeks are almost entirely because of a few people flooding.
So: final two weeks.

EVERY THREAD and discussion within a thread must relate to at least three of the following topics, or be a reply to a post about them. Discussion veering off-topic will result in bans from /durp/.
Valid topics (Select at least three):
Bees, Spies, Bizarro, WW2, Useless Pokemon, Lovely Hats, Cats and Cute Things, Power Rangers, Henchmen, Transformers, Lesbians, The Nineties, Rule 63, Soviet Russia, Rage, Freud.

If someone manages to combine all previous themes in a single post (preferably with an image, but text is fine too), their post will be immortalized and they'll be the last winner of a gold membership.
If multiple people do this, the winner will be chosen based on cleverness/awesomeness of the post. If your combo-post is overly complicated/hard to determine how things relate, you can make a second post explaining or add an explanation in ()s at the bottom of your post.

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Fare thee well, /durp/. As you go into that dark night, filled with impotent rage, ranting about how your lesbian fanction involving Kimberly the pink ranger and Arcee got rejected by the publishers, think not of what you spied in the Bizarro world of plus 4 chan. Think back to the happy times: The nineties. Back when we were primitive enough to follow Freud's advice, we still felt the pains of World War II, we didn't realize how useless pokemon was, and Africanized Killer Bees were on the loose.

Think not of all the henchman that died fighting off the bunny and kitten invasion. But most of all remember, in Soviet Russia, rule 63's you.

Do not go gently into that dark night. Wear your lovely hat, triumphantly. With a feather lodged in the brim. And grin a mad grin the whole way.

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►	Dr. Goblin !!SwBQDlMwD2 12/09/08(Tue)07:36 No. 6956 >>6952 I'm at School, so I have no clapping images. So I'm clapping in the computer lab.

►	Dr. Professor, SCIENCE Adventurer !!t3MQAuA2Lj 12/09/08(Tue)12:16 No. 6957   Throw some huggbees in there too!

►	Pazzo !MdF2kQevPY 12/09/08(Tue)21:42 No. 6958 File: 122888772249.jpg-(47.93KB, 450x359, junglebeat_clap.jpg) >>6955

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Honor to the Red Bee.
Hero of the Golden Age fighting the Nazi hordes, spies, super villains and en mass henchmen with stinging justice. Why even the Commies as the years of war waned to victory and they moved to the endless fighting of Earth-X. All felt his buzzing objection!

Training bees to live and fight from special compartments within your costume. The inspiration no doubt for Poke'mon, using such cute things like the gentle honeybee and unleashing them upon the evils of the greatest generation. No doubt if times and universes were different you would be the mighty Red Kakuna, hard shell biding rage against the Huntress and her felines(Meowths if we keep this theme!).
Speaking about just one aspect of character is his understanding. Teammates with the Fury in times of controversial turmoil. Lovely Fury, her connections to the alternate lifestyle choices of the amazons may had perplexed the others, but not the Red Bee. He knew she was straight as a stinger.
In death he guided a troubled hero of the 90s, Starman, through a soul searching session in the afterlife. Helping this young man through his dream interpretation, albeit as a representation of frustrated rage, towards what being a hero actually meant. Freud would be proud!
Cursed is the future incarnation, a terrible Bizzaro, of alien insect woman. A transformed scientist mutated into a horrorshow of abnormal sexual allure... She's not fit to wear your bee belt!

God bless you Red Bee.
And thanks.

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Alas, poor /durp/! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

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Cybaiotron !Jlxf0tkskY 12/02/08(Tue)12:26 No. 6833 File: 122824961587.png-(236.32KB, 448x358, 2008-12-02_141339.png) My gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your threads now? Your posts? Your themes? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set this chan on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen?

►	Cybaiotron !Jlxf0tkskY 12/02/08(Tue)12:30 No. 6834 File: 122824985457.png-(234.60KB, 449x359, 2008-12-02_142742.png) Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her,let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.

►	Doctor Hal 12/08/08(Mon)08:54 No. 6944   And now... Comedy.

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WW2, Bizarro, Lovely Hats. Lesbians?

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Useless Pokemon, Rule 75 (also part of Rule 63 Week, it counts), Cute Things.

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Gentleman Bones !6w/VggIMPs 12/08/08(Mon)01:58 No. 6906 >>6888 My definition of a useless Pokemon is one that is fully evolved (or completely lacks an evolution line), and has a terrible movepool, bad stats, or some combination of the two. As Bellsprout can still evolve into a usable Pokemon, he doesn't count.

►	Gentleman Bones !6w/VggIMPs 12/08/08(Mon)01:58 No. 6907 >>6906 Er...in my opinion, anyway.

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/durp/ was never good.

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Bees - No
Spies - No
Bizarro - No
WW2 - No
Useless Pokemon - No
Lovely Hats - No
Cats and Cute Things - No
Power Rangers - No
Henchmen - No
Transformers - No
Lesbians - No
The Nineties - No
Rule 63 - No
Soviet Russia - No
Rage - No

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►	Justin 12/05/08(Fri)10:50 No. 6868 >>6867 I have no clue, but I highly doubt it.

►	Dr. Goblin !!SwBQDlMwD2 12/05/08(Fri)22:38 No. 6869 >>6866 WWII Spy

►	Anonymous 12/05/08(Fri)22:45 No. 6870 File: 122854592767.jpg-(12.51KB, 263x308, sharkboy.jpg) Superior Shark Boy.

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Lovely Hats: Check
Cats and Cute Things: Check
Lesbians: ?

Am I doing it right? ;A;

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►	Anonymous 11/27/08(Thu)14:27 No. 6607 File: 122782486487.jpg-(42.53KB, 518x443, konton1.jpg) Lovely Hats: Check Cats and Cute Things: Check Lesbians: ?

►	Anonymous 12/03/08(Wed)13:21 No. 6850 File: 122833929015.jpg-(197.08KB, 718x501, lesbiancat.jpg) ok, it's probably a lame thread to want to screen cap, but dammit, I lol'd and I wanna be able to look back on this post after /durp/ die and chuckle

►	Agent of HYDRA 12/05/08(Fri)03:48 No. 6865 >>6594 Lovely Hats: Check Cats and Cute Things: Check Lesbians: i hope not Rule 63: DEFINATLY HOPE NOT

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c'mon guys /durp/ is dying, lets send it off right with at least 10000 post.

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►	Justin 12/03/08(Wed)19:45 No. 6858 File: 122836234220.png-(185.65KB, 640x480, bald.png) > Justin Uses Bald Bomb! > ... > It's super-effective!

►	Justin 12/03/08(Wed)19:48 No. 6859 P.S. Earthworm Jim

►	Dr. Goblin !!SwBQDlMwD2 12/03/08(Wed)23:52 No. 6861 >>6859 P.S. P.Nis

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EVERY /durp/ THEME HAS BEEN A TF2 THEME

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►	Agent of HYDRA 12/03/08(Wed)01:10 No. 6846 File: 122829541439.png-(257.74KB, 600x400, 122756435397.png) >>6814 im whatnow?

►	Agent of HYDRA 12/03/08(Wed)01:13 No. 6847 File: 122829559312.jpg-(829.00KB, 1200x900, 1213859910734.jpg) >>6830

►	/co/mrade Max !wRm..1nwKo 12/03/08(Wed)18:21 No. 6857 >>6846 This is the first time I've seen this. I can't stop laughing

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I CLAIM THIS BOARD IN THE NAME OF OUR GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIUS LEADER, MEGATRON!

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►	Mr. B !jTwseny72A 12/02/08(Tue)23:41 No. 6842 >>6839 Transformers and Henchmen were /durp/ topics buddy. Nice try, though. Plus Lugnut was linked to every /durp/ topic.

►	Anonymous 12/03/08(Wed)00:21 No. 6845 >>6842 >>6821 He wasn't linked just spammed.

►	Dr. Goblin !!SwBQDlMwD2 12/03/08(Wed)14:59 No. 6853 >>6845 You lie.

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Hello everybody. Me very please to meet you.

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►	GeneralStatement !H2opjANA/2 12/02/08(Tue)21:39 No. 6841 >>6840 It also has a lovely hat.

►	Dr. Goblin !!SwBQDlMwD2 12/02/08(Tue)23:49 No. 6843 And it was funded by the CIA.

►	Dr. Goblin !!SwBQDlMwD2 12/02/08(Tue)23:49 No. 6844 Also: He's a henchman.

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since /durp/ has been about all the themes already it should count

ITT we discuss /durp/

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►	Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)12:09 No. 6809 >>6737 I agree. I think it gave me a good reason to keep coming back here. I really don't want it to end

►	Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)17:58 No. 6817 >>6536 .../durp/ isn't durp related?

►	Miley Cyrus 12/02/08(Tue)01:35 No. 6824 No, it is, it's just not /durp/ related three times.