Can we get a Jack Noir thread going, please?
>>60341does this guy have a tumblr? I seriously need to know
>>61416wachtelspinat.tumblr.com
>>61422thank you, kind anon! :3
since Slick is basically 95% metal, and the fact that he just got dumped in the ocean, I think now is the best time to bring this back...sorry fandom. :,(
>>63828I agreeSpades Slick memorial thread simulator
SLlck's fine you wankers, its just like in kamen rider, they fall in the water to make people think they are dead but are infact fine.
>>63841Because stuff like falling in the water = "dead" is only a thing in kamen rider.
>>63842I mentioned Kamen Rider because he is now a cyborg and people were mentioning his bionics.Anyway he's going to show up later, shout HENSHIN and become Kamen Rider Stabs! Trufax.
>>63844whoever drew this I love you forever
After scrolling through all 9 pages of awful excuses of fantrolls, dead-end topics, and other useless bullshit...I can now say that the original Jack Noir/Spade Slick Memorial Thread has been wiped off the face of the internet.
>>63891Why is Slick a 12 year old boy?
>>63893that's just Xamag's art style to not make people look like fucking rasins with wrinkles and shit
>>63893for the same reason Snowman is an 8 year old girl, I think.It's a nice drawing, it just looks like little kids playing dressup.
>>63891like this a lot, xamag did a beautiful job on this piece
>>63894>>63895Snowman looks fine, passable for a 30+ year old woman, but Slick has this very unmanly babyface.
>>63931It's manly enough for the underrated "Jack Noir is FtM" theory. I know cis women with much more impressive sideburns.
>>63932wait, transgender jack is a real thing? like, people have actually discussed this before or hold it as their headcanon? whati mean i can get dave or kanaya or sollux or jane or whoever but this just completely blindsides me
>>63942omg that's so cisnormative to assume they're not trans
>>63942All I've seen of it is AU fic where Slick is a girl but presents herself as a man, but doesn't see herself as a man, just wants the respect and authority that comes with it.And then the mobsterswitch fandom (dont ask) made slick into a girl because they didn't have enough strong female characters so they shoved slick into a woman's body.
>>63943...I'm going to pretend I don't understand that.
>>63942It's supposed to blindside you. That's how it works.
>>63844It's Watchelspinat, who's tumblr is gone.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64009what?it's still up for me.
>>64009its WACH TEL Spinatgerman for Quail Spinnachnot WATCH EL SPINAT
I don't think anyone cares, as long as this thread stays on the front page, amiright?
But we already have a Derse carapacean thread...
ok back to business
Just trying to walk home...
>>64068If this keeps up, Jack'll be nothing but robot parts by the end of the comic.robojack yess
>>65142Oh snap, Jack IS the bunny!
>>65155yeah, butumohholy shit
>>65155Fuck you're right.
>>66780That's amazing! And sort of terrifying.